Saturday, August 22, 2009

Why Not Legal Reform?

Our ObamaNation has learned that Former Governor Palin is asking the following:

"So I have new questions for the president: Why no legal reform? Why continue to encourage defensive medicine that wastes billions of dollars and does nothing for the patients? Do you want health care reform to benefit trial attorneys or patients?"

In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is hoping the trial lawyers who have supported the President on his push at TARP, bank bailout, auto bailout, and passage of the stimulus bill will join the President in his efforts to pass health care reform. Gibbs added the President rewards his friends and wee wees on his enemies.

Just Say No to Obama.

Parody of Hilary Duff - Why Not Lyrics

So President Obama
You think you're going somewhere
when you're walking down a lonely street
Acting like others just don't care
when life could be so so sweet
So why you wanna be like that,
This is nothing new
You're not foolin no one
you're not even foolin you
So walk a little slower
and open up your eyes
sometimes its so hard to see
that rushed things are a bad buy
There may never be a sign
no flashing neon light
tellin you your next move
or when the times not right (so)

why not (Why not)
stop this crazy chance
why not (Why not)
postpone this crazy dance
if you lose this moment
you might not lose a lot
so why not why not
just tell the leftist no
and the lawyers where to go