Our ObamaNation has learned that House Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid are recommending that there be an In Your Face public option for insuring all Americans who merely want to attend a town meeting.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
