Friday, July 15, 2011

Lockbox Brithday Party for Obama

Our ObamaNation has learned that the White House is denying that the President Obama raided the Social Security lockbox to pay for the President's Birthday Party.

White House Secretary stated, "Yes, the Social Security lockbox is empty but President Obama hopes to raise taxes to replace the missing Social Security funds."

White House Secretary added, "The President's Birthday Party is an investment in the future of America."

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Failure of Leadership

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is preparing to remake the following statement when debt discussions reopen today:

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. . . Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that the buck stops here."

Where is the Social Security Lockbox?

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has misplaced the Social Security Lockbox and Americans will no longer be unable to receive Social Security benefits.

Update: Vice President Biden today admitted that China now holds our Social Security Lockbox.