Friday, July 31, 2009

Organic Carbon Footprint

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Chappaquiddick - A Killer Still at Large

"The diver later testified that, had Kennedy run to the nearest residence, where in fact, a light was on, and called for emergency help, 'there is a strong possibility that she would have been alive on removal from the submerged car.'"

Yes, Senator Ted Kennedy, a liberal icon, acted stupidly and criminally directly resulting in the death of someone who could have been saved but so what it is only a human life we are talking about here.

This is the man who wants Obama Care so a government of liberals such as himself are in charge of making decisions about your health care and your life.

The Racist and The Gentleman



Who is the racist and who is the gentleman?

Who looks like the man who "acted stupidly" and wants to put this matter behind him?

Obama, Obama. There I said it twice.

Insufferable

Our ObamaNation has learned that Charles Krauthammer stated

"Look, President Obama may be a great president or a lousy one, but when he acts in this way, when he stands above the fray in a patronizing and condescending way, instructing us on the ways of the world, I find him insufferable.

Otherwise, I'm sure he's a nice guy."

Just Say No

What is the difference between the public option and the death option?

Nothing.

Have the will to live. Just say no to Obama care.

Obama Endorses Corruption

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has endorsed another series of sweetheart loan deals for Senator Dodd.

White House Press Secretary Bob Gibbs stated that President Obama wishes to spread the ethics of Senator Dodd country wide emphasizing that Senator Dodd is a role model for all elected Democrats.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Obama Care Slogan

The Official Slogan of Obama Care

"We Guarantee You You Will Never Feel Old"

No Vote No Intimidation

Our ObamaNation has learned that Associate Attorney General Thomas J. Perrelli has removed all whites from voting eligibility in Philadelphia to insure that members of the New Black Panther Party have no good reason to intimidate voters in the 2010 elections.

Obama's Vietnam

Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Ted Kennedy has proclaimed Afghanistan President Obama's Vietnam.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Elder Care Czar

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has appointed Dr. Kevorkian the czar over medical care for the elderly.

White House Press Secretary Bob Gibbs stated this is only the President's initial step in reducing the cost of Social Security.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

United Czars of America

Our ObamaNation is wondering is it time to replace on our flag the stars with sickles?

Function of Capital Building

Capital Building: A nursing home for the rich and powerful.

Another Teaching Moment

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama had the following to say concerning an altercation between an honor student and a safety patrol at an elementary school on Martha's Vineyard:

"Although I am unaware of the details, let me be clear the safety patrols acted stupidly. This is a teaching moment where all parties overacted but this is a young male students worst nightmare. I plan to invite both principle parties to the White House so they can talk it out over a root beer."

The male sixth grade honor student stated that he was taking home plate for a prop in his dramatic reading of 'Casey at The Bat' then adding "I simply could not believe she did not know who I was and knew nothing about my scheduled reading. Look it is not like I thought she was one of those ultra feminist who hates all men but come on."

The first grade Safety Patrol stated "I was notified by a student that someone was acting strangely at the ball field. When I arrived I noticed that home plate was missing. I ask a person to step out of the dugout, to identify himself, and to state whether others were in the dugout. He refused to come out or answer any of my questions. After other Safety Patrols arrived we took him to the principal's office where the drama teacher informed us she had given permission for this student to use home plate. I considered the matter resolved."

Monday, July 27, 2009

Detective Boarded?

Our ObamaNation has learned that Attorney General Holder is recommending to President Obama that Detective Crowley be water boarded to obtain information pertaining to other planned terrorist acts on Ivy League Professors.

Attorney General Holder warned the President that this radical terror organization which includes members of the Cambridge Police Department, members of the New Haven Fire Departments, and unlicensed plumbers may also be planning to target anyone involved in the production of materials for PBS.

Attorney General Holder indicated to the President this organization seeks to enlist anyone who has simply grown tired of the many PBS fund raisers and those that see British comedies and 60's music too progressive for their taste.

Birth Nonsense

Our ObamaNation has learned that White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs admits President Obama's birth certificate is made up, fictional nonsense.

Teachable Moments about Race

Let us be clear when speaking of teachable moments what do we as a nation learn about race from the collective comments of the following people?

President Barack Obama
First Lady Michele Obama
Attorney General Eric Holder
Professor Henry Louis Gates
Judge Sonia Sotomayor
Reverend Jeremiah Wright

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Empty Vessel

Is President Obama an empty vessel?

Name one issue since being elected President, President Obama has shown any "real" knowledge be it Gitmo, economy, health care, stimulus, energy, cars, Wall Street, main street, banking, insurance, his Supreme Court nominee, his cabinet appointees, Russia, North Korea, Iran, Honduras, or Afghanistan?

Given how often President Obama speaks what do you remember him directly addressing in actionable terms relating to the above?

Veterinary Care for the Elderly

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama plans as a cost cutting measure to move all elderly to Veterinary Care.

President Obama explains that vets simply know better than anyone in the medical field when it is time to pull the plug on life saving measures.

"Our elderly deserve the best end of life treatment available from those who know how to end life best."

No Jolt Just Awe Shucks

Our ObamanNation has learned that Vice President Biden now admits the nearly trillion dollar Obama stimulus package was never intended to jolt the economy rather the intent was to increase spending to avoid bankruptcy.

Now only the Obama administration thinks that increasing spending is the best way to avoid bankruptcy but at least this explains why this Obama spending package was so poorly structured in terms of actually helping the economy.

This Obama stimulus package did an excellent job of increasing unneeded government spending; thereby, increasing the government debt without creating or saving any jobs.

No Apology Now or Ever

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has decreed he simply will never apology for any of his actions.

President Obama, who has spent most of his Presidency apologizing for past actions of previous administrations, sees no reason to contemplate the possibility for similar apologizes relating to actions of his administration.

Attorney General Holder strongly agreed saying that questioning any action of this administration is clearly racial in nature and shows how big of cowards Americans really are.

Gates Police Czar

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has appointed Professor Henry Louis Gates as Police Czar.

Professor Gates is a leading expert on the current methods police employ when confronting citizens having strong prejudices against law enforcement.

Attorney General Holder believes that Professor Gates is one of the few men in American not a coward when it comes to speaking out about race relations in America.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Misspoke Not So

Let us be clear when President Obama states that he or one of is ultra liberal friends misspoke it always means that person stated what he means but did not mean to let you know where he actually stood on the issue.

President Obama words are often right but his ideas are ultra left and bad for average Americans.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Drunk and Disorderly

Our ObamaNation has learned the Obama way to healing racial wounds is for all parties to share a few cigars, a bottle of whiskey, and simply become drunk and disorderly.

Sounds similar to his plans for economic recovery and medical care.

Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette

Let us be clear that smoke you see is coming from President Obama's mouth but is not from his cigarettes.

The smoke Obama is spewing on health care is not only second hand; it means second rate health care for all average Americans.

Obama acted stupidly

Let us be clear. President Obama went beyond "acting stupidly" and decide to go all out and do a little racial profiling of his own while also playing the class card.

Obama showed he is no friend of the common American or anyone who actually works to earn a living. He gives preference to those that look like him, who are educated like him, and who are to the far left like him.

Obama is quick to judge based on little or no evidence. Obama is quick to act without giving much consideration to the likely outcome.

It is All about Him

President Obama once again shows that everything is about him and his ability to greatly increase the power for those in high government positions to determined what is best for you and your family.

Obama and the politically elite always assume the elite are right and the average American is wrong. Be it an interaction with a policeman, a fireman, soldier, house wife, or a plumber those with an Ivy League education always assume the average American is simply not capable of having a reasoned position.

Obama and the political elite simply hate the idea of average Americans being able to think for themselves and these elite will do whatever it takes to insure the average American is more and more dependent on the elite.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Obama's Animal Farm

Yes Obama had a farm.

With a czar czar here and a czar czar there here a czar there a czar everywhere a czar czar.

With a bill bill here and a bill bill there here a bill there a bill everywhere a bill bill.

With a tax tax here and a tax tax there here a tax there a tax everywhere a tax tax.

With a crat crat here and a crat crat there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat.

With even more tax tax here and more tax tax there here a tax there a tax everywhere a tax tax.

With even more czar czar here and more czar czar there here a czar there a czar everywhere a czar czar.

Yes Obama had a farm.

E I E I owe

Clueless in DC

Let us be clear. President Obama is clueless and no longer even able to debate the many straw men who dance endlessly on his teleprompter.

Here is a President that knows more about the arrest of one man in Boston than about the bills he is advocating in DC.

Here is a President that simply is not ready or able to assume the responsibilities of his office.

Here is a President who's every pitch is intelligently softer than his toss at the All Star game and who's level of respect for Americans and America is lower than his bowling score.

Here is a President who's friends lean far to the left and whose own ideas are to the left of his friends.

Here is a President that is willing to take short cuts with you health, security, property, freedom, and liberty simply because being President is in his mind not about you but is instead all about him.

Here is a President that is all about making himself and his friends more powerful and making you a ward of the state.

Here is a President who believes in changes that you simply do not believe in.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Drawing a Line?

Our ObamaNation wonders now that President Obama has stolen you wallet and your children's ability to earn a living without the burden of suppressive taxation are you going to standby and allow him to steal what remains of your liberty and freedom in the name of change you believe in?

The real health crisis in this country is freedom and liberty are now on life support with little to no hope for recovery.

Limited and Inadequate Medical Care

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama's position is medical care should be limited and inadequate for all average Americans. Obama believes in change where only the political elite have quality medical care.

Everywhere a Czar Czar

Here a czar there a czar everywhere a czar czar.

A Dream

Three things are clear:

1) Our current federal government is simply not working.
2) Those in control of the federal government see the past acts of the federal government as an embarrassment and a hindrance.
3) The States are at odds on how to address the divide.

The simple, cleanest, and most straightforward solution is to dis solve the United of American part and merely have 50 free and independent States.

The time for change we believe in is now. I dream of a time when all States are free and are no longer judged by the political color of their voters.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Void and Vacant

Our ObamaNation has learned that the Obama administration is simply unable to find enough vettable liberal far left radicals to fill the many vacant positions in his administration.

Secretary Clinton stated the process is "complicated, cumberbersome, and lengthy" due to most of those on the left being so drugged out they simply "cannot remember where they lived or being 18."

Spend Money to Keep from Going Bankrupt

Vice President Biden proudly announced that the Obama long term fiscal policy is "spend money to keep from going bankrupt".

Well the Emperor not only has no clothes the Emperor also has no brains and no sense of reality.

Insanity that you can believe in.

The Shadows of a Wise Latina Woman

Well the wise Latina woman is either unable or unwilling to articulate a rational response to her many court decisions or to explain her positions or writings on why the law should favor one race or gender over another.

The Left claims immigrates must be allowed to come out of the shadows but when confronted by simple questions about her positions taken on the bench and in her many law articles this wise Latina woman was more than happy to run for the cover Democrats where providing for her.

If this is the best that Obama, Democrats, liberals, and the far left have to offer the country for a position on the high court Our ObamaNation concludes the intellectual well on the left has clearly run dry.

Of course with Biden as Vice President and Pelosi as Speaker of the House mental capability is certainly not an important criteria for being in power.

Can't Pitch and Can't Bowl

Well President Obama can't pitch and can't bowl. Moreover despite being from Chicago he does know the name of either of the local baseball parks.

Maybe President Obama needs a robot for his sports activities as well as a teleprompter for his sports comments.

The next President of the United States will need to apologize to the sports world for the amazing lack of sports talent and sports knowledge of this President.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Liberals and Diversity

In an newspaper interview Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg stated "Frankly I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don't want to have too many of."

Yes, the liberal position is we celebrate your culture as long as there are not too many of you lesser forms of life actually around. Moreover liberals welcome you and in fact encourage you to eat your own.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Obama's Voice

President Obama is quick to defend the rights of captured terrorist and those who are here illegally. President Obama is quick to side with leaders who suppress their people and even kill their citizens to stay in power.

On the other hand, President Obama is quick to question the loyalty of our returning veterans, to reduce health care for the elderly, to abort those who are only minutes from establishing their separation from the womb. He is quick to redistribute your wealth to other he deems more worthy than you and to believe some races are merely more wise and deserving than others.

President Obama is quick to spend taxpayers money to reward friends, to provide financial aid to our enemies, and to save a union or public sector job at great expense to taxpayers.

Yes Obama's teleprompter speaks one voice; however, his actions speak volumes as to where he stands, with whom, and seemingly always against those who cherish liberty and freedom for all.