Our ObamaNation has learned that Attorney General Holder is recommending to President Obama that Detective Crowley be water boarded to obtain information pertaining to other planned terrorist acts on Ivy League Professors.
Attorney General Holder warned the President that this radical terror organization which includes members of the Cambridge Police Department, members of the New Haven Fire Departments, and unlicensed plumbers may also be planning to target anyone involved in the production of materials for PBS.
Attorney General Holder indicated to the President this organization seeks to enlist anyone who has simply grown tired of the many PBS fund raisers and those that see British comedies and 60's music too progressive for their taste.
