An OurObamaNation News Brief
Michelle Malkin writes "Rough men stand ready to keep and defend our well-being and safety. Someone wake President Obama when it’s over."
In other news, President Obama is reporting all of his drives are pulling to the extreme far left which is going to require him to devote more time to his golf game.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
The Good News
An OurObamaNation News Brief
President Barack 'Dip Stick' Obama is preparing to address the nation outlining how his extensive experience as community organizer allows him to counteract at the local level the ineptness his administration has brought to the national level.
White House Press Secretary 'OG' Gibbs stated the President has years of experience as a community organizer helping poor communities deal with poor government. The President's policies are geared to creating the kind of communities the President knows how to help.
Gibbs refused to answer any questions concerning the ongoing oil spill in the gulf or the Sestak political bride scandal that has engulfed the Obama administration potentially threatening impeachment of this undocumented Mother Liberal President.
President Barack 'Dip Stick' Obama is preparing to address the nation outlining how his extensive experience as community organizer allows him to counteract at the local level the ineptness his administration has brought to the national level.
White House Press Secretary 'OG' Gibbs stated the President has years of experience as a community organizer helping poor communities deal with poor government. The President's policies are geared to creating the kind of communities the President knows how to help.
Gibbs refused to answer any questions concerning the ongoing oil spill in the gulf or the Sestak political bride scandal that has engulfed the Obama administration potentially threatening impeachment of this undocumented Mother Liberal President.
Obama's Spending Gusher
An OurObamaNation New Brief
The out of control spending gusher engulfing DC and the country shows no signs of being able to be slowed alone capped. More stimulus targeted again at only saving state and government jobs are planned.
Trillion dollar deficits are now anticipated for eternity or until the Chinese turn away from financing more of what is quickly becoming worthless paper.
The out of control spending gusher engulfing DC and the country shows no signs of being able to be slowed alone capped. More stimulus targeted again at only saving state and government jobs are planned.
Trillion dollar deficits are now anticipated for eternity or until the Chinese turn away from financing more of what is quickly becoming worthless paper.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Only Black Face
An OurObamaNation News Brief
HBO's Bill Maher is reporting that British Petroleum has President Obama's official birth certificate indicating that neither of President Obama's parents were black.
Maher's stated British Petroleum has discovered that Obama has been using crude oil as black face since birth.
HBO's Bill Maher is reporting that British Petroleum has President Obama's official birth certificate indicating that neither of President Obama's parents were black.
Maher's stated British Petroleum has discovered that Obama has been using crude oil as black face since birth.
Obama's Dip Stick
An OurObamaNation News Brief
President 'Dip Stick' Obama has ordered the EPA to provide each state bordering the Gulf Coast a high tech dip stick so these states can monitor the oil levels off their shores.
How high is the oil contamination Obama? Six foot high and rising.
President 'Dip Stick' Obama has ordered the EPA to provide each state bordering the Gulf Coast a high tech dip stick so these states can monitor the oil levels off their shores.
How high is the oil contamination Obama? Six foot high and rising.
Obama Plan Day 41
OurObamaNation has learned than President Barack 'Insane ACORN' Obama has decided to take matters into his own hands if the BP's "golf ball in the hole" solution fails to stop the oil leak threatening the entire Gulf Coast.
The President plans to instead use the golf balls to do what he does best during a crisis and that is to golf. The President plans to allow BP to stick any Democrat or member of his administration involved in the Congressman Joe 'Takes More Than That' Sestak scandal down the hole.
Rumours our the President is also willing to sacrifice any Democrat or member of his administration who has ever failed to pay their taxes or was involved in any of his administration's other poor decisions including TARP, the stimulus, health care reform, cap and trade, immigration, the handling of either war, or the events leading up to the beer summit.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'OG' Gibbs stated the President is considering using Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi, and Majority Leader Reid as plugs, also, if necessary.
The President who was golfing could not be reached for comment. The President's teleprompter was ,also, unavailable.
The President plans to instead use the golf balls to do what he does best during a crisis and that is to golf. The President plans to allow BP to stick any Democrat or member of his administration involved in the Congressman Joe 'Takes More Than That' Sestak scandal down the hole.
Rumours our the President is also willing to sacrifice any Democrat or member of his administration who has ever failed to pay their taxes or was involved in any of his administration's other poor decisions including TARP, the stimulus, health care reform, cap and trade, immigration, the handling of either war, or the events leading up to the beer summit.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'OG' Gibbs stated the President is considering using Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi, and Majority Leader Reid as plugs, also, if necessary.
The President who was golfing could not be reached for comment. The President's teleprompter was ,also, unavailable.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Free Oil for the Gulf
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats are now the free 'Texas Tea Party'.
The Obama Administration has announced plans to deliver, by sea, free oil to any family living on the Gulf coast.
Vice President Joe 'BFD' Biden stated Obama brought free health care to all Americans now the One Big Deal Mother Liberal is delivering free oil to those on the Gulf.
The Obama Administration has announced plans to deliver, by sea, free oil to any family living on the Gulf coast.
Vice President Joe 'BFD' Biden stated Obama brought free health care to all Americans now the One Big Deal Mother Liberal is delivering free oil to those on the Gulf.
Oil Slick Obama
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Barack 'Oil Slick' Obama has no intention of ever having his administration respond to the oil spill threatening the entire Gulf.
Vice President Joe 'BFD' Biden was quoted as asking what is the big liberal deal about a little oil in the Gulf?
Vice President Joe 'BFD' Biden was quoted as asking what is the big liberal deal about a little oil in the Gulf?
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