OurObamaNation has learned than President Barack 'Insane ACORN' Obama has decided to take matters into his own hands if the BP's "golf ball in the hole" solution fails to stop the oil leak threatening the entire Gulf Coast.
The President plans to instead use the golf balls to do what he does best during a crisis and that is to golf. The President plans to allow BP to stick any Democrat or member of his administration involved in the Congressman Joe 'Takes More Than That' Sestak scandal down the hole.
Rumours our the President is also willing to sacrifice any Democrat or member of his administration who has ever failed to pay their taxes or was involved in any of his administration's other poor decisions including TARP, the stimulus, health care reform, cap and trade, immigration, the handling of either war, or the events leading up to the beer summit.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'OG' Gibbs stated the President is considering using Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi, and Majority Leader Reid as plugs, also, if necessary.
The President who was golfing could not be reached for comment. The President's teleprompter was ,also, unavailable.
