Our ObamaNation News Brief
What has become apparent is Obama simply does not care about the lives of average Americans. Anything that does not directly fit neatly into his plan to restructure America into his vision of an ideal socialist state is simply to be ignored.
Terrorist attacks are simply the price of moving forward in Obamerica. Terrorism is Obama's friend and ally allowing Democrats and Obama to destroy us from one direction as terrorists destroy us from the other.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Health Care - Airline Security
An ObamaNation News Brief:
From the people who brought you airline security comes national health care.
Pay a lot, stand in line, take off your shoes, and set awhile.
Obama Don't Care.
From the people who brought you airline security comes national health care.
Pay a lot, stand in line, take off your shoes, and set awhile.
Obama Don't Care.
Lawyer Up
Our ObamaNation has learned that Charles Krauthammer stated the following:
"It [Abdulmutallab's arrest] means we will learn absolutely nothing. The minute he gets a lawyer and his Miranda rights, it's over."
"The question people have to ask themselves is: This guy, who tries to blow up an American airplane, who is a Nigerian, who is not an American, is captured — does he have the right to remain silent or do we have the right to interrogate him in order to find out who sent him, who equipped him, who armed him, and who trained him?"
"It is a question of whether we're serious about this as a war or whether it's a mere, as President Obama said, [case of an] isolated extremist. He is not an isolated extremist. Obviously he is connected to al-Qaeda. Obviously he was in Yemen. Obviously there is information he has."
"And the question is: Are we going to treat him the way that we're treating Khalid Sheik Mohammed with a trial and in this case a right to tell us nothing, or [do] what FDR did when the German saboteurs were captured in the United States and he ordered a secret military trial and they were executed. They had no rights."
"This confusion . . . starts at the top with the Obama administration. Remember, he [the president] declared at the beginning of his administration that there's no war on terror. They won't use the term."
"Well, he may have called off the war on terror, but al-Qaeda has not."
"It [Abdulmutallab's arrest] means we will learn absolutely nothing. The minute he gets a lawyer and his Miranda rights, it's over."
"The question people have to ask themselves is: This guy, who tries to blow up an American airplane, who is a Nigerian, who is not an American, is captured — does he have the right to remain silent or do we have the right to interrogate him in order to find out who sent him, who equipped him, who armed him, and who trained him?"
"It is a question of whether we're serious about this as a war or whether it's a mere, as President Obama said, [case of an] isolated extremist. He is not an isolated extremist. Obviously he is connected to al-Qaeda. Obviously he was in Yemen. Obviously there is information he has."
"And the question is: Are we going to treat him the way that we're treating Khalid Sheik Mohammed with a trial and in this case a right to tell us nothing, or [do] what FDR did when the German saboteurs were captured in the United States and he ordered a secret military trial and they were executed. They had no rights."
"This confusion . . . starts at the top with the Obama administration. Remember, he [the president] declared at the beginning of his administration that there's no war on terror. They won't use the term."
"Well, he may have called off the war on terror, but al-Qaeda has not."
Obama's Silence
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Washington Post wrote the following:
"Abdulmutallab remains in a Detroit area prison and, after initial debriefings by the FBI, has restricted his cooperation since securing a defense attorney, according to federal officials. Authorities are holding out hope that he will change his mind and cooperate with the probe, the officials said."
Under Obama, the quickest way for a foreigner to get the full rights of an American citizen is to join al-Qaeda and try to blow up a plane full of people.
Obama ignorance and arrogance you can believe in.
"Abdulmutallab remains in a Detroit area prison and, after initial debriefings by the FBI, has restricted his cooperation since securing a defense attorney, according to federal officials. Authorities are holding out hope that he will change his mind and cooperate with the probe, the officials said."
Under Obama, the quickest way for a foreigner to get the full rights of an American citizen is to join al-Qaeda and try to blow up a plane full of people.
Obama ignorance and arrogance you can believe in.
Heck of a Job
Our ObamaNation has learned that Maureen Dowd wrote the following:
"If we can’t catch a Nigerian with a powerful explosive powder in his oddly feminine-looking underpants and a syringe full of acid, a man whose own father had alerted the U.S. Embassy in Nigeria, a traveler whose ticket was paid for in cash and who didn’t check bags, whose visa renewal had been denied by the British, who had studied Arabic in Al Qaeda sanctuary Yemen, whose name was on a counterterrorism watch list, who can we catch?"
"If we can’t catch a Nigerian with a powerful explosive powder in his oddly feminine-looking underpants and a syringe full of acid, a man whose own father had alerted the U.S. Embassy in Nigeria, a traveler whose ticket was paid for in cash and who didn’t check bags, whose visa renewal had been denied by the British, who had studied Arabic in Al Qaeda sanctuary Yemen, whose name was on a counterterrorism watch list, who can we catch?"
Let Us Pretend
Our ObamaNation has learned that Former Vice President Dick Cheney stated the following:
"As I’ve watched the events of the last few days it is clear once again that President Obama is trying to pretend we are not at war. He seems to think if he has a low key response to an attempt to blow up an airliner and kill hundreds of people, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gives terrorists the rights of Americans, lets them lawyer up and reads them their Miranda rights, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if we bring the mastermind of 9/11 to New York, give him a lawyer and trial in civilian court, we won’t be at war."
“He seems to think if he closes Guantanamo and releases the hard-core al Qaeda trained terrorists still there, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gets rid of the words, ‘war on terror,’ we won’t be at war. But we are at war and when President Obama pretends we aren’t, it makes us less safe. Why doesn’t he want to admit we’re at war? It doesn’t fit with the view of the world he brought with him to the Oval Office. It doesn’t fit with what seems to be the goal of his presidency – social transformation—the restructuring of American society. President Obama’s first object and his highest responsibility must be to defend us against an enemy that knows we are at war."
"As I’ve watched the events of the last few days it is clear once again that President Obama is trying to pretend we are not at war. He seems to think if he has a low key response to an attempt to blow up an airliner and kill hundreds of people, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gives terrorists the rights of Americans, lets them lawyer up and reads them their Miranda rights, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if we bring the mastermind of 9/11 to New York, give him a lawyer and trial in civilian court, we won’t be at war."
“He seems to think if he closes Guantanamo and releases the hard-core al Qaeda trained terrorists still there, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gets rid of the words, ‘war on terror,’ we won’t be at war. But we are at war and when President Obama pretends we aren’t, it makes us less safe. Why doesn’t he want to admit we’re at war? It doesn’t fit with the view of the world he brought with him to the Oval Office. It doesn’t fit with what seems to be the goal of his presidency – social transformation—the restructuring of American society. President Obama’s first object and his highest responsibility must be to defend us against an enemy that knows we are at war."
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Obama's Super Cleric
Our ObamaNation has learned that Anwar al-Awlaki was cleric to both Major Nidal Malik Hasan(Fort Hood)and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab(Flight 253).
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is denying rumors that Cleric Anwar al-Awlaki has replaced Revered Wright as President Obama's spiritual leader.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is denying rumors that Cleric Anwar al-Awlaki has replaced Revered Wright as President Obama's spiritual leader.
Obama's Jihad Airlines
Our ObamaNation has learned that Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, is planning to ask Congress to set a side just sly of a trillion dollars in funding to purchase an airplane for every would be terrorist.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated The President has determined that if every terrorist has their own plane there will no reason for them to fly on commercial airlines.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated The President has determined that if every terrorist has their own plane there will no reason for them to fly on commercial airlines.
A Mix of Human and Systemic Failure
Our ObamaNation has learned that Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, admits his administration, in fact, the entire executive branch of the Federal Government is a complex and complete "mix of human and systemic failure".
White House Press Secretary Gibbs stated look real unemployment is over 15%, spending and the debt are out of control, we have no idea what we are doing in Iraq or Afghanistan, the stimulus bill was a bust, the President wants to do nothing besides play golf and basketball and give meaningless speeches, and the liberal left wing controlled Congress is focused solely on undermining health care and our nation's ability to produce energy. Gibbs added we cannot even agree on what to call the war on terror so are you really surprised we have no idea how to handle airline security? Gibbs implied no one dares to mention the FBI, CIA or Homeland Security when the President is within earshot and that was before Flight 253.
White House Press Secretary Gibbs stated look real unemployment is over 15%, spending and the debt are out of control, we have no idea what we are doing in Iraq or Afghanistan, the stimulus bill was a bust, the President wants to do nothing besides play golf and basketball and give meaningless speeches, and the liberal left wing controlled Congress is focused solely on undermining health care and our nation's ability to produce energy. Gibbs added we cannot even agree on what to call the war on terror so are you really surprised we have no idea how to handle airline security? Gibbs implied no one dares to mention the FBI, CIA or Homeland Security when the President is within earshot and that was before Flight 253.
Obama: Terrorist's Little Helper
Our ObamaNation has learned that Ralph Peters wrote the following:
"President Obama still refuses to make a connection between the action, the date and Islam"
Yes, Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, is the terrorist's ignorant and arrogant little helper.
"President Obama still refuses to make a connection between the action, the date and Islam"
Yes, Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, is the terrorist's ignorant and arrogant little helper.
Monday, December 28, 2009
Art Therapy Rehabilitation Program for Terrorist
Our ObamaNation has learned that the masterminds for the Christmas Day Northwest Flight 243 terrorist attack had been released from Guantanamo to Saudi Arabia to attend an art therapy rehabilitation program in November of 2007.
Barack Obama who is allegedly the President of the United States and who was allegedly born in Hawaii is hoping to have all of the terrorist held at Guantanamo released to attend this art therapy rehabilitation program in January 2011.
The art produced by these former Guantanamo inmates is popular among those looking for something out of the norm to hang on their walls. The art is available for viewing and purchase at www.getgitmoart.com.
Barack Obama who is allegedly the President of the United States and who was allegedly born in Hawaii is hoping to have all of the terrorist held at Guantanamo released to attend this art therapy rehabilitation program in January 2011.
The art produced by these former Guantanamo inmates is popular among those looking for something out of the norm to hang on their walls. The art is available for viewing and purchase at www.getgitmoart.com.
Surfboarding Terrorist Attack Presidential Party
Our ObamaNation has learned that Homeland Security Head Janet Napolitano reports that the system worked really very very smoothly following an apparent terrorist surfboard assault on President Obama.
Secret Service Agents had prepared for a terrorist golf cart attack but the coordinated terrorist surfboard attack temporary caught the agents by complete surprise. A Danish surfer quickly sized up the situation and was able to divert the terrorist away from the President but was unable to prevent injuries to others who were vacationing with the President.
The surfboard attack was hailed by environmentalist as a low carbon footprint approach to terrorism although one is left wondering about what form of transportation the terrorists used to actually get to Hawaii.
Not the Terrorist Czar
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Obama White House is strongly denying that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was arriving in Detroit to become the new Terrorist Czar.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the rumor that Major Nidal Malik Hasan has been assigned the task of compiling a physiological workup on Abdulmutallab is also false. Gibbs added the President's number one concern is not his golf score but insuring that Abdulmutallab is not mistreated by the FBI.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the rumor that Major Nidal Malik Hasan has been assigned the task of compiling a physiological workup on Abdulmutallab is also false. Gibbs added the President's number one concern is not his golf score but insuring that Abdulmutallab is not mistreated by the FBI.
The Obama Terrorist of the Month Club
Our ObamaNation has learned that Oprah Windfrey and Barack Obama are planning a terrorist of the month reality TV show. On the odd number months the show will feature a wannabee foreign terrorist who wants to kill thousands of Americans whereas on even number months the show will feature an elected Democrat who only wishes to destroy America.
The show will concentrated on what President Bush did to provoke their actions. The show will close with a half hour sermon from President Obama with elementary school children in the background singing yes Obama can.
The show will concentrated on what President Bush did to provoke their actions. The show will close with a half hour sermon from President Obama with elementary school children in the background singing yes Obama can.
The Obama Mindset
Our ObamaNation has learned that Peter Kirsanow wrote the following:
"As long as the boss remains invincibly callow toward the threat of terrorism, his underlings are likely to reflect that mindset."
"As long as the boss remains invincibly callow toward the threat of terrorism, his underlings are likely to reflect that mindset."
Golfing for Flight 253
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama, who would not leave DC before the health care bill was railroaded through the Senate, was unwilling to delay a round of golf to learn the details of the terrorist bombing of Northwest Flight 253.
President Obama sees terrorism as merely a silent game of playful tag whereas the government takeover of health care now that is something worth a thousand speeches.
President Obama sees terrorism as merely a silent game of playful tag whereas the government takeover of health care now that is something worth a thousand speeches.
Playing Tag with Terrorism
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is abandoning the phrase "War on Terror" and replacing it with the more appropriate phrase "Playing Tag with Terrorism"
Just an Ally of the President
Our ObamaNation has learned that the new twist on the old joke is as follows:
Is that a bomb in your pocket or does that tingle in your leg merely indicate your an ally of the President?
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated there is no truth to the rumors that DNA testing indicates that President Obama is the son of Senator John Edwards or that Umar Abdulmutallab is the son or half brother of President Obama. Gibbs added that President Obama is not planning a beer summit at the White House for Umar Abdulmutallab or Major Nidal Malik Hasan.
Gibbs stated that the President Obama is planning his third book entitled "Bowing to the Terrorist in the Rose Garden".
Is that a bomb in your pocket or does that tingle in your leg merely indicate your an ally of the President?
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated there is no truth to the rumors that DNA testing indicates that President Obama is the son of Senator John Edwards or that Umar Abdulmutallab is the son or half brother of President Obama. Gibbs added that President Obama is not planning a beer summit at the White House for Umar Abdulmutallab or Major Nidal Malik Hasan.
Gibbs stated that the President Obama is planning his third book entitled "Bowing to the Terrorist in the Rose Garden".
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Future Training
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is planning to send 80 Gitmo terrorists to Yemen for further training.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama is planning to release the current Gitmo terrorists to various locations around the world including several location inside the United States in an attempt to learn how long it takes them to be retrained in more modern methods of terrorism.
Gibbs added that under the proposed health care plan all those released from Gitmo will be given free health insurance to insure that lack of insurance is not an excuse for not returning to their previous dangerous occupation. Gibbs suggested the President will seek in 2010 upwards of a trillion dollars to stimulate the growth of terrorism throughout the United States.
Obama - Terrorism you can believe in.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama is planning to release the current Gitmo terrorists to various locations around the world including several location inside the United States in an attempt to learn how long it takes them to be retrained in more modern methods of terrorism.
Gibbs added that under the proposed health care plan all those released from Gitmo will be given free health insurance to insure that lack of insurance is not an excuse for not returning to their previous dangerous occupation. Gibbs suggested the President will seek in 2010 upwards of a trillion dollars to stimulate the growth of terrorism throughout the United States.
Obama - Terrorism you can believe in.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
No Barack Obama
An Our ObamaNation New Brief
A Democrat Senator visiting the Oval Office was overheard stating
Mr. President, I knew Barack Obama and you are no Barack Obama.
A Democrat Senator visiting the Oval Office was overheard stating
Mr. President, I knew Barack Obama and you are no Barack Obama.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
The Sequence
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
President Obama pardoned the turkey, then apologized to the turkey for America's history of unfair treatment to turkeys, then bowed to the turkey to show respect, then stepped aside to let the turkey's enemies kill the turkey.
In others news, Santa Claus has refused an invitation to go to the White House stating he appreciated the invitation but his busy "Holiday" schedule did not allow the opportunity for such a visit at this time. However, God willing he hoped next year would be better.
President Obama pardoned the turkey, then apologized to the turkey for America's history of unfair treatment to turkeys, then bowed to the turkey to show respect, then stepped aside to let the turkey's enemies kill the turkey.
In others news, Santa Claus has refused an invitation to go to the White House stating he appreciated the invitation but his busy "Holiday" schedule did not allow the opportunity for such a visit at this time. However, God willing he hoped next year would be better.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Evil Axis of Care
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Under Pelois / Hasan / Obama Health Care Plan, every American seeking medical care is assigned a Muslim psychiatrist who attempts to convince the patient that as an infidel one is better off dead than continuing to live in a country that is so bigoted.
Under Pelois / Hasan / Obama Health Care Plan, every American seeking medical care is assigned a Muslim psychiatrist who attempts to convince the patient that as an infidel one is better off dead than continuing to live in a country that is so bigoted.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Unaccountable Petty Dictators
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Camille Paglia wrote the following:
"As for the actual content of the House healthcare bill, horrors! Where to begin? That there are serious deficiencies and injustices in the U.S. healthcare system has been obvious for decades. To bring the poor and vulnerable into the fold has been a high ideal and an urgent goal for most Democrats. But this rigid, intrusive and grotesquely expensive bill is a nightmare. Holy Hygeia, why can't my fellow Democrats see that the creation of another huge, inefficient federal bureaucracy would slow and disrupt the delivery of basic healthcare and subject us all to a labyrinthine mass of incompetent, unaccountable petty dictators?"
Camille Paglia wrote the following:
"As for the actual content of the House healthcare bill, horrors! Where to begin? That there are serious deficiencies and injustices in the U.S. healthcare system has been obvious for decades. To bring the poor and vulnerable into the fold has been a high ideal and an urgent goal for most Democrats. But this rigid, intrusive and grotesquely expensive bill is a nightmare. Holy Hygeia, why can't my fellow Democrats see that the creation of another huge, inefficient federal bureaucracy would slow and disrupt the delivery of basic healthcare and subject us all to a labyrinthine mass of incompetent, unaccountable petty dictators?"
Name Calling
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Impeached and former Democrap President Clinton stated the following:
"Tea baggers are inflamed because Democraps are winning."
Impeached and former Democrap President Clinton stated the following:
"Tea baggers are inflamed because Democraps are winning."
Frank's Boy Toys
Our ObamaNation News Brief
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrap Congressman Barney 'Ball Park' Frank after having one boy friend running a prostitute ring out of the Congressman's apartment the Congressman moved onto a boy friend running a drug ring our of his own apartment.
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrap Congressman Barney 'Ball Park' Frank after having one boy friend running a prostitute ring out of the Congressman's apartment the Congressman moved onto a boy friend running a drug ring our of his own apartment.
Mental Health Professional
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Jonah Goldberg wrote the following:
"So, if you call for Jihad and boiling infidels as part of your residency, but don't commit mass murder you too can become a psychiatrist."
Jonah Goldberg wrote the following:
"So, if you call for Jihad and boiling infidels as part of your residency, but don't commit mass murder you too can become a psychiatrist."
Monday, November 9, 2009
Don't Ask Don' t Tell
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama on his first day in office extended the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy to include al Qaeda terrorists in the military.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President does not see any reason that al Qaeda terrorists who want to fight for this country not be allowed to proudly serve.
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama on his first day in office extended the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy to include al Qaeda terrorists in the military.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President does not see any reason that al Qaeda terrorists who want to fight for this country not be allowed to proudly serve.
When Did Obama Know?
An Our ObamaNation Comment
With 13 dead and 38 injured at Ft Hood and President Obama fully aware that the shooter attempted to contact al Qaeda, President Obama warned Americans to not jump to conclusions and then focused his attention on health care reform as the urgent need this weekend meeting with Democrat Congressmen to warn them that evil angry Americans who oppose the President's health care reform are the biggest problem facing America.
When did those in the Obama's administration know that the shooter had attempted to contact al Qaeda?
With 13 dead and 38 injured at Ft Hood and President Obama fully aware that the shooter attempted to contact al Qaeda, President Obama warned Americans to not jump to conclusions and then focused his attention on health care reform as the urgent need this weekend meeting with Democrat Congressmen to warn them that evil angry Americans who oppose the President's health care reform are the biggest problem facing America.
When did those in the Obama's administration know that the shooter had attempted to contact al Qaeda?
Failed Institution
An Our ObamaNation Question
Considering the government cannot secure our borders or our military, cannot control spending by government, and cannot control corruption by fellow elected members, why exactly would we want to put them in charge of our health care?
Why do we continue to put our faith in a failed institution?
Considering the government cannot secure our borders or our military, cannot control spending by government, and cannot control corruption by fellow elected members, why exactly would we want to put them in charge of our health care?
Why do we continue to put our faith in a failed institution?
al Qaeda Soldier?
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
ABC News reports the following:
"U.S. intelligence agencies were aware months ago that Army Major Nidal Hasan was attempting to make contact with people associated with al Qaeda, two American officials briefed on classified material in the case told ABC News."
ABC News reports the following:
"U.S. intelligence agencies were aware months ago that Army Major Nidal Hasan was attempting to make contact with people associated with al Qaeda, two American officials briefed on classified material in the case told ABC News."
Bipartisanship Fails
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
A bipartisanship effort to kill the health care reform bill failed. Republicans and Democrats united in an attempt to kill the Obama / Pelosi health reform bill in the House but the bill passed with only the support of the far left extreme radical liberal big government tax and spend wing of the socialist / Marxist branch of the Democrat Party.
A bipartisanship effort to kill the health care reform bill failed. Republicans and Democrats united in an attempt to kill the Obama / Pelosi health reform bill in the House but the bill passed with only the support of the far left extreme radical liberal big government tax and spend wing of the socialist / Marxist branch of the Democrat Party.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Declaration of War
An ObamaNation News Brief
President Obama and Speaker Pelosi have declared the American people the enemy of the Democrat Party's grand plan to move the country to the extreme far left.
While our armed forces die in foreign lands, our citizens stand in the unemployment lines, and our nation deficit is tripling into the trillions yearly, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid see only a golden opportunity to extend governments control over the American people.
Yes, we the people are now seen by Democrats as the only true enemy of those in power.
President Obama and Speaker Pelosi have declared the American people the enemy of the Democrat Party's grand plan to move the country to the extreme far left.
While our armed forces die in foreign lands, our citizens stand in the unemployment lines, and our nation deficit is tripling into the trillions yearly, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid see only a golden opportunity to extend governments control over the American people.
Yes, we the people are now seen by Democrats as the only true enemy of those in power.
Anti Tea Party President
An Our ObmaNation News Brief
The New York Times reported that according to Representative Earl Blumenauer of Oregon President Obama stated that following in reference to Democratics voting for health care reform:
“Does anybody think that the teabag, anti-government people are going to support them if they bring down health care? All it will do is confuse and dispirit” Democratic voters “and it will encourage the extremists.”
The New York Times reported that according to Representative Earl Blumenauer of Oregon President Obama stated that following in reference to Democratics voting for health care reform:
“Does anybody think that the teabag, anti-government people are going to support them if they bring down health care? All it will do is confuse and dispirit” Democratic voters “and it will encourage the extremists.”
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Another Beer Summit
An Our ObamaNation News Brief:
President Obama is planning a beer summit including representatives of Fort Hood and Major Nidal Malik Hasan to discuss what can be done to prevent another misunderstanding about future deployments.
President Obama stated "We don't know all of the answers yet, and I would caution against jumping to conclusions until we have all of the facts." The President added a few beers help clear the air.
President Obama is planning a beer summit including representatives of Fort Hood and Major Nidal Malik Hasan to discuss what can be done to prevent another misunderstanding about future deployments.
President Obama stated "We don't know all of the answers yet, and I would caution against jumping to conclusions until we have all of the facts." The President added a few beers help clear the air.
10.2 and States of Blue
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
The unemployment rate reached 10.2% in October as business and Americans continue to realize that Obamaism, Pelosiism, Reidism, and Blue States translate to fewer jobs, larger debt, reduced freedom, and blue times.
When those no longer looking for work and those underemployed are added the unemployment rate approaches 20%.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is seriously investigating what speech to give to at least give the impression the 1 trillion dollar Obama / Pelosi stimulus caused a few jobs to be saved or created and who besides Bush to blame for the fact that nothing the President does seems to amount to anything but a much larger pile of debt.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Play toy for Barney
Water boy for Nancy
Backdrop for Harry
Big flop for Lefty
Wetvac for Bushy
Voicebox for Telly
The unemployment rate reached 10.2% in October as business and Americans continue to realize that Obamaism, Pelosiism, Reidism, and Blue States translate to fewer jobs, larger debt, reduced freedom, and blue times.
When those no longer looking for work and those underemployed are added the unemployment rate approaches 20%.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is seriously investigating what speech to give to at least give the impression the 1 trillion dollar Obama / Pelosi stimulus caused a few jobs to be saved or created and who besides Bush to blame for the fact that nothing the President does seems to amount to anything but a much larger pile of debt.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Play toy for Barney
Water boy for Nancy
Backdrop for Harry
Big flop for Lefty
Wetvac for Bushy
Voicebox for Telly
Always Angels
A Moment of Silence
The angels are always on the side of those who serve in the pursue of freedom for others.
The angels are always on the side of those who serve in the pursue of freedom for others.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Accomplice To Evil
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
President, Community Organizer, Olympic Loser, Noble Peace Prize Winner, Wet Paper Tiger, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'ACORN' Obama continued his support for the Iranian governments right to impose violence on those anti government freedom fighters that seek freedom from suppression.
President Obama stated the following:
"We do not interfere in Iran’s internal affairs. We have condemned terrorist attacks against Iran. We have recognized Iran’s international right to peaceful nuclear power. We have demonstrated our willingness to take confidence-building steps along with others in the international community. We have accepted a proposal by the International Atomic Energy Agency to meet Iran’s request for assistance in meeting the medical needs of its people. We have made clear that if Iran lives up to the obligations that every nation has, it will have a path to a more prosperous and productive relationship with the international community."
President, Community Organizer, Olympic Loser, Noble Peace Prize Winner, Wet Paper Tiger, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'ACORN' Obama continued his support for the Iranian governments right to impose violence on those anti government freedom fighters that seek freedom from suppression.
President Obama stated the following:
"We do not interfere in Iran’s internal affairs. We have condemned terrorist attacks against Iran. We have recognized Iran’s international right to peaceful nuclear power. We have demonstrated our willingness to take confidence-building steps along with others in the international community. We have accepted a proposal by the International Atomic Energy Agency to meet Iran’s request for assistance in meeting the medical needs of its people. We have made clear that if Iran lives up to the obligations that every nation has, it will have a path to a more prosperous and productive relationship with the international community."
Obama Amateur Hour
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
President, Community Organizer, Olympic Loser, Noble Peace Prize Winner, Wet Paper Tiger, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'ACORN' Obama stated he continues to push for saving more jobs, spending more taxpayer's money, reducing the number of nuclear weapons, lowering his golf score, raising his bowling average, giving more speeches and apologies, promoting his Marxist spiritualism, and bringing lasting peace to the world through surrender and indecision.
President, Community Organizer, Olympic Loser, Noble Peace Prize Winner, Wet Paper Tiger, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'ACORN' Obama stated he continues to push for saving more jobs, spending more taxpayer's money, reducing the number of nuclear weapons, lowering his golf score, raising his bowling average, giving more speeches and apologies, promoting his Marxist spiritualism, and bringing lasting peace to the world through surrender and indecision.
Noble Prize for Best Fiction
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
President, Community Organizer, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'ACORN' Obama is being considered for Noble Prize in Literature for his work of fiction entitled '651,329 Low Paying Public Sector Jobs Saved for Less Than a Trillion Dollars of Taxpayers' Money'.
In other news, one job that President Obama could not save was the Governor Corzine's job in New Jersey.
President, Community Organizer, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'ACORN' Obama is being considered for Noble Prize in Literature for his work of fiction entitled '651,329 Low Paying Public Sector Jobs Saved for Less Than a Trillion Dollars of Taxpayers' Money'.
In other news, one job that President Obama could not save was the Governor Corzine's job in New Jersey.
Talk's Not Cheap
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Well one thing is for certain. President, Community Organizer, Olympic Loser, Noble Peace Prize Winner, Wet Paper Tiger, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'ACORN' Obama has proven in his first year as President that talk is not cheap. Four trillion dollars is still a lot no matter how fast treasury and the federal reserve prints it.
Well one thing is for certain. President, Community Organizer, Olympic Loser, Noble Peace Prize Winner, Wet Paper Tiger, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'ACORN' Obama has proven in his first year as President that talk is not cheap. Four trillion dollars is still a lot no matter how fast treasury and the federal reserve prints it.
Month 3 No Decision
An Our Obamanation News Brief
President, Community Organizer, Noble Peace Prize Winner, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'Acorn' Obama is still undecided on what to do in Afghanistan.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President can now find Afghanistan on a world map but still has no time to devote to actually formulating a strategy on how to find the time to actually consider what speech or apology he thinks would work best to bringing peace to the region.
President, Community Organizer, Noble Peace Prize Winner, and Spiritual Marxist Barack H'Insane 'Acorn' Obama is still undecided on what to do in Afghanistan.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President can now find Afghanistan on a world map but still has no time to devote to actually formulating a strategy on how to find the time to actually consider what speech or apology he thinks would work best to bringing peace to the region.
Full Backing of Obama
An Our ObamaNation News Brief:
Strong opposition to Obama's policies caused voters to ejected the Democratic candidates for governor in Virginia and New Jersey. Both of these candidates were strongly backed by national money from the Democrat party including multiple campaign appearances by President Obama.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President frequent appearances on behalf of these 2 candidates in no way implies the President actually supported either of these candidates and the President agrees with the voters that both of these candidates were indeed big time losers unworthy of holding public office. Gibbs added the President thinks most elected Democrats are unworthy but promises to campaign for their reelection anyway. Gibbs lamented that look the President realizes it comes with the job.
Strong opposition to Obama's policies caused voters to ejected the Democratic candidates for governor in Virginia and New Jersey. Both of these candidates were strongly backed by national money from the Democrat party including multiple campaign appearances by President Obama.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President frequent appearances on behalf of these 2 candidates in no way implies the President actually supported either of these candidates and the President agrees with the voters that both of these candidates were indeed big time losers unworthy of holding public office. Gibbs added the President thinks most elected Democrats are unworthy but promises to campaign for their reelection anyway. Gibbs lamented that look the President realizes it comes with the job.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Clunker Indeed
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
In the Obama clunker program, the cost to taxpayers was $24,000 per car.
In the Obama clunker program, the cost to taxpayers was $24,000 per car.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Self-Pitying Arrogance
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Rich Lowry wrote the following:
"The acid test of the White House inevitably exposes a president’s character flaws: Nixon’s corrosive paranoia, Clinton’s self-destructive indiscipline, Bush’s stubborn defensiveness. Obama in the crucible is exhibiting an oddly self-pitying arrogance. It’s unbecoming in anyone, let alone the most powerful man on the planet. "
Rich Lowry wrote the following:
"The acid test of the White House inevitably exposes a president’s character flaws: Nixon’s corrosive paranoia, Clinton’s self-destructive indiscipline, Bush’s stubborn defensiveness. Obama in the crucible is exhibiting an oddly self-pitying arrogance. It’s unbecoming in anyone, let alone the most powerful man on the planet. "
Monday, October 19, 2009
No Job Obama Depression
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Vice President Joe 'My Time' Biden stated the following about the current economy where the employment rate has risen to nearly 10% under the policies of the Obama administration:
"Well, it's a depression -- it's a depression for millions of Americans, through no fault of their own."
Vice President Joe 'My Time' Biden stated the following about the current economy where the employment rate has risen to nearly 10% under the policies of the Obama administration:
"Well, it's a depression -- it's a depression for millions of Americans, through no fault of their own."
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Mao as Role Model
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Anita Dunn, the White House communications director, stated the following as speaker at a high school graduation about Mao who murdered betwen 40 and 70 million of his fellow country men:
“The third lesson and tip actually comes from two of my favorite political philosophers, Mao Tse-Tung and Mother Teresa. Not often coupled with each other, but the two people that I turn to most to basically deliver a simple point, which is: You’re going to make choices. . . . But here’s the deal: These are your choices; they are no one else’s. In 1947, when Mao Tse-Tung was being challenged within his own party on his own plan to basically take China over, Chiang Kai-Shek and the nationalist Chinese held the cities, they had the army. . . . They had everything on their side. And people said ‘How can you win . . . ? How can you do this against all of the odds against you?’ And Mao Tse-Tung says, ‘You fight your war and I’ll fight mine . . . ’ You don’t have to accept the definition of how to do things. . . . You fight your war, you let them fight theirs. Everybody has their own path.”
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama understands fully why Dunn would want to work for the President and have Mao as a role model.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Send in the Clowns
An Our ObamaNation news Brief
Charles Krauthammer wrote the following:
"The Russian leadership, hardly believing its luck, needs no interpreter to understand that when the Obama team clownishly rushes in bearing gifts and “reset” buttons, there is nothing ulterior, diabolical, clever, or even serious behind it. It is amateurishness, wrapped in naïveté, inside credulity. In short, the very stuff of Nobels."
Charles Krauthammer wrote the following:
"The Russian leadership, hardly believing its luck, needs no interpreter to understand that when the Obama team clownishly rushes in bearing gifts and “reset” buttons, there is nothing ulterior, diabolical, clever, or even serious behind it. It is amateurishness, wrapped in naïveté, inside credulity. In short, the very stuff of Nobels."
Monday, October 12, 2009
AOO Split on Prize
Our ObamaNation has learned that 2 allies of President Obama are split over whether the President deserves his selection as this years winner of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Venezuela's leader Hugo Chavez stated "For the first time, we are witnessing an award with the nominee having done nothing to deserve it: rewarding someone for a wish that is very far from becoming reality."
Cuba's Fidel Castro stated President Obama's policies have been "a positive measure" in bringing peace to the world.
This is the first time that these 2 leaders have been split in their praise and support for the actions of President Obama.
President Obama has been very active in his attempts to gain favor from both of these world leaders ranking them with Iran as the 3 leaders the President most admires and which he is committed to patterning his Presidency.
Venezuela's leader Hugo Chavez stated "For the first time, we are witnessing an award with the nominee having done nothing to deserve it: rewarding someone for a wish that is very far from becoming reality."
Cuba's Fidel Castro stated President Obama's policies have been "a positive measure" in bringing peace to the world.
This is the first time that these 2 leaders have been split in their praise and support for the actions of President Obama.
President Obama has been very active in his attempts to gain favor from both of these world leaders ranking them with Iran as the 3 leaders the President most admires and which he is committed to patterning his Presidency.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Global Snow Out
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Global Warming has resulted in earlier than normal snow fall in Denver. Game 3 of the Phillies-Rockies playoff on Saturday night October 10, 2009 has been postponed due to cold and snowy weather.
Nobel Peace Prize Winner Al Gore stated this is just one more indication that the earth has a fever.
Global Warming has resulted in earlier than normal snow fall in Denver. Game 3 of the Phillies-Rockies playoff on Saturday night October 10, 2009 has been postponed due to cold and snowy weather.
Nobel Peace Prize Winner Al Gore stated this is just one more indication that the earth has a fever.
Chicago Bumper Sticker
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
The most popular bumper stickers in Chicago are as follows:
The Olympics games are for sissies in throngs.
Chicago a product of Obama Community Organizing.
Work never on a Monday.
At least we are not Detroit.
My gang member killed your honor student.
The most popular bumper stickers in Chicago are as follows:
The Olympics games are for sissies in throngs.
Chicago a product of Obama Community Organizing.
Work never on a Monday.
At least we are not Detroit.
My gang member killed your honor student.
More Nobels
Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Nobel Citizen of the World Barack H'Insane ACORN Obama is strongly favored to win both the Nobel Prize for Medicine and the Nobel Prize for Economies.
In other news, serious consideration is being given to renaming the Nobel Prize the O'Hope Nobel Prize or for short the O'No Prize. Other names under consideration are the Oba Nobe Prize.
In other news, serious consideration is being given to renaming the Nobel Prize the O'Hope Nobel Prize or for short the O'No Prize. Other names under consideration are the Oba Nobe Prize.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Nobel Indeed
Our ObamaNation News Brief
President Barack Obama joins his father Yasser Arafat as a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Other winners of this prize include President Carter for his work on preventing North Korea from gaining access to nuclear weapons and Vice President Gore for diagnosing that the planet has a fever.
Our ObamaNation wishes to congratulate President Obama for all that the President has done in his 9 months in office to deserve this award.
President Obama will be presented in Oslo, Norway a cash prize and tickets to the 2016 Olympic games in Rio, Brazil.
President Obama's teleprompter finished fourth in the voting for this prize.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Doctors as Props
Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama thinks health care reform consists of merely giving doctors white coats and having a picture taken using the doctors as mere props in a White House photo shot.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President was not being racism in having the doctors wear only white coats. Gibbs added the President is well aware that there is more to being a doctor than having a white coat. The President understands a doctor must have a stethoscope, also.
White House trick or treat is the Obama substitute for debate.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
White House trick or treat
White coats on the domestic beat
White flags on an international retreat
White wash double speak then repeat
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Not Much Awe
Our ObamaNation News Brief
Rich Cohen wrote the following:
"This is the president we now have: He inspires lots of affection but not a lot of awe. ... But the ultimate in realism is for the president to gauge himself and who he is: Does he have the stomach and commitment for what is likely to continue to be an unpopular war? Will he send additional troops, but hedge by not sending enough -- so that the dying will be in vain? What does he believe, and will he ask Americans to die for it? Only he knows the answers to these questions. But based on his zigzagging so far and the suggestion from the Copenhagen trip that the somber seriousness of the presidency has yet to sink in, we have reason to wonder."
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Lots of talk
Lots of affection
Lots of vanity
Not a lot of awe
Blame Rio and Bush
Rich Cohen wrote the following:
"This is the president we now have: He inspires lots of affection but not a lot of awe. ... But the ultimate in realism is for the president to gauge himself and who he is: Does he have the stomach and commitment for what is likely to continue to be an unpopular war? Will he send additional troops, but hedge by not sending enough -- so that the dying will be in vain? What does he believe, and will he ask Americans to die for it? Only he knows the answers to these questions. But based on his zigzagging so far and the suggestion from the Copenhagen trip that the somber seriousness of the presidency has yet to sink in, we have reason to wonder."
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Lots of talk
Lots of affection
Lots of vanity
Not a lot of awe
Blame Rio and Bush
The Vain First Couple
Our ObamaNation News Brief
George Will wrote the following on the Obamas' trip to Copenhagen to address the International Olympic Committee:
"In the 41 sentences of her remarks, Michelle Obama used some form of the personal pronouns "I" or "me" 44 times. Her husband was, comparatively, a shrinking violet, using those pronouns only 26 times in 48 sentences. Still, 70 times in 89 sentences conveyed the message that somehow their fascinating selves were what made, or should have made, Chicago's case compelling."
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
Don't you Don't you
George Will wrote the following on the Obamas' trip to Copenhagen to address the International Olympic Committee:
"In the 41 sentences of her remarks, Michelle Obama used some form of the personal pronouns "I" or "me" 44 times. Her husband was, comparatively, a shrinking violet, using those pronouns only 26 times in 48 sentences. Still, 70 times in 89 sentences conveyed the message that somehow their fascinating selves were what made, or should have made, Chicago's case compelling."
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
Don't you Don't you
Sunday, October 4, 2009
War of Necessity
Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama stated the following on August 17, 2009:
"This is not a war of choice. This is a war of necessity. Those who attacked America on 9/11 are plotting to do so again. If left unchecked, the Taliban insurgency will mean an even larger safe haven from which al Qaeda would plot to kill more Americans. So this is not only a war worth fighting. This is fundamental to the defense of our people."
President Obama speaks the words that his teleprompter displays. Words without conviction are just talk.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Yesterday's War of Necessity
Today's War to Ignore
Tomorrow's War To Lose
Always Blame Rio and Bush
"This is not a war of choice. This is a war of necessity. Those who attacked America on 9/11 are plotting to do so again. If left unchecked, the Taliban insurgency will mean an even larger safe haven from which al Qaeda would plot to kill more Americans. So this is not only a war worth fighting. This is fundamental to the defense of our people."
President Obama speaks the words that his teleprompter displays. Words without conviction are just talk.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Yesterday's War of Necessity
Today's War to Ignore
Tomorrow's War To Lose
Always Blame Rio and Bush
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Unemployment IQ
Our ObamaNation has learned that for the first time in American history the unemployment rate is higher than the average Congressional IQ.
In our news, researchers have determined that being a member of Congress is among the highest paying jobs in America for those who are illiterate.
In our news, researchers have determined that being a member of Congress is among the highest paying jobs in America for those who are illiterate.
Mmm Mmm Mmm Barack Brazilian?
ObamaNation News Flash
Rumors are running ramped in DC today that President Obama is ready to reveal his official birth certificate showing conclusively the President was born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
President Obama wants this secret revealed so all citizens of the world understand the IOC awarded Rio the 2016 Olympic games to honor the President's birth place rather than being a slight to his Presidency.
The First Lady is pushing the President to reveal this family secret so others will understand why she is for the first time proud of being a citizen of the world.
Our ObamaNation has learned that the IOC has known since shortly after the 2008 November Presidential election that President Obama was born in Rio and is not the son of John Edwards as some claim.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Wee weed up
Gloves off
TelePrompter on
Talking his way out
Of a recycled wet paper bag
Rumors are running ramped in DC today that President Obama is ready to reveal his official birth certificate showing conclusively the President was born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
President Obama wants this secret revealed so all citizens of the world understand the IOC awarded Rio the 2016 Olympic games to honor the President's birth place rather than being a slight to his Presidency.
The First Lady is pushing the President to reveal this family secret so others will understand why she is for the first time proud of being a citizen of the world.
Our ObamaNation has learned that the IOC has known since shortly after the 2008 November Presidential election that President Obama was born in Rio and is not the son of John Edwards as some claim.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Wee weed up
Gloves off
TelePrompter on
Talking his way out
Of a recycled wet paper bag
Agony of Defeat
An ObamaNation News Brief
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President experienced the agony of Olympic defeat due to the following unforeseen factors:
IOC rejected the offer of the First Lady setting on their laps during the entire 2016 games.
IOC rejected having dead members of the IOC be allowed to vote.
IOC rejected the new IOC voting members that ACORN had registered around the world.
IOC rejected Oprah's offer of giving out Olympic tickets to her television audience for the games.
IOC rejected the President's offer to apologize for a former United States international mistake every time the United States won a medal.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He experienced the Agony of Defeat
In Denmark
In Afghanistan
In Iran
In Russia
In Gitmo
In Honduras
In the UN
He fooled America
He beat McCain
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President experienced the agony of Olympic defeat due to the following unforeseen factors:
IOC rejected the offer of the First Lady setting on their laps during the entire 2016 games.
IOC rejected having dead members of the IOC be allowed to vote.
IOC rejected the new IOC voting members that ACORN had registered around the world.
IOC rejected Oprah's offer of giving out Olympic tickets to her television audience for the games.
IOC rejected the President's offer to apologize for a former United States international mistake every time the United States won a medal.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He experienced the Agony of Defeat
In Denmark
In Afghanistan
In Iran
In Russia
In Gitmo
In Honduras
In the UN
He fooled America
He beat McCain
What Years Games?
An ObamaNation News Brief
Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel stated the following:
"You know, we'll make sure they get some good seats once Chicago does host the games.''
Emanuel refused to elaborate on tickets for what years Olympic games.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He's wee weed up
The teleprompter's on
The sermon starts
The voice is strong
The words repeat
The message's wrong
The stance is weak
The speech is long
Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel stated the following:
"You know, we'll make sure they get some good seats once Chicago does host the games.''
Emanuel refused to elaborate on tickets for what years Olympic games.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He's wee weed up
The teleprompter's on
The sermon starts
The voice is strong
The words repeat
The message's wrong
The stance is weak
The speech is long
Friday, October 2, 2009
Not Olympic Organizer
Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community but Not Olympic Organizer, and Citizen of All But Denmark Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is "disappointed".
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Something rotten in Denmark
And the IOC thinks it's you
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Something rotten in Denmark
And the IOC thinks it's you
Mmm Mmm Mmm Loser
Our ObamaNation News Brief
David Jackson wrote "He came, he spoke — and he finished last."
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He got wee weed up and acted stupider
He's a Oprah sport but a Olympic loser
He finished last beaten by his teleprompter
He blamed it on Rio and Bush for his total failure
David Jackson wrote "He came, he spoke — and he finished last."
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He got wee weed up and acted stupider
He's a Oprah sport but a Olympic loser
He finished last beaten by his teleprompter
He blamed it on Rio and Bush for his total failure
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
New Olympic Events
Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is suggesting to the Olympic Committee the following new Olympic Events:
Beach Community Organizing, Synchronized Gang Violent, Talking Your Way Out of a Wet Paper Bag, and Tag Team Voter Intimidation
Beach Community Organizing, Synchronized Gang Violent, Talking Your Way Out of a Wet Paper Bag, and Tag Team Voter Intimidation
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Party Trick
An ObamaNation News Brief
Under strict rules of engagement, the interrogators of the Denver terrorists have resorted to telling the terrorists they are invited to a big party but are required to give the names of 10 friends whom they would like to also be at this party. Each of these friends is then required to give the names of 10 additional friends.
Interrogators report that to date this technique has resulted in minimal useful information.
Under strict rules of engagement, the interrogators of the Denver terrorists have resorted to telling the terrorists they are invited to a big party but are required to give the names of 10 friends whom they would like to also be at this party. Each of these friends is then required to give the names of 10 additional friends.
Interrogators report that to date this technique has resulted in minimal useful information.
Democratic Turkeys
Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden stated on a trip where he was being forced to campaign for friends of the President:
"Some of the guys Chuck [Robb] and I have campaigned for are turkeys. Not all Democrats are created equal, while most Republicans are.”
"Some of the guys Chuck [Robb] and I have campaigned for are turkeys. Not all Democrats are created equal, while most Republicans are.”
Natural Fit
An ObamaNation News Brief
World consensus is President Obama was very much in his element as the set up man for this weeks series of preachy sermons by third world dictators at the United Nations.
The President seemed comfortable in the his role of powerless 'every bowing' naive leader of a bankrupt Banana Republic.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we apologize and surrender
He said we promise equality and follow the leader
World consensus is President Obama was very much in his element as the set up man for this weeks series of preachy sermons by third world dictators at the United Nations.
The President seemed comfortable in the his role of powerless 'every bowing' naive leader of a bankrupt Banana Republic.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we apologize and surrender
He said we promise equality and follow the leader
Death Panel Bingo
Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama favors adding as a major component of his health care reform free bingo at all centers counseling elders on end of life issues.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is committed to eliminating the health risks elders face and sees free bingo as a way for elders to greatly reduce the cost of growing old.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all health care and bingo should be free
Don't pay or play and jail or the grave is where you'll be
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is committed to eliminating the health risks elders face and sees free bingo as a way for elders to greatly reduce the cost of growing old.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all health care and bingo should be free
Don't pay or play and jail or the grave is where you'll be
Only Words
Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden stated on September 17, 2009 the following:
"Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.
"I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat."
"The whole purpose of this exercise we are undertaking is to diminish the prospect of the Iranians destabilizing that region in the world. I am less concerned — much less concerned — about the Iranian potential."
Yet, President Obama stated on September 25, 2009 based on information available to him since his election the following:
"The new Iranian plant, the country's second uranium enrichment facility, is believed by U.S. officials to be part of a broad effort by Iran's leadership to pursue the ability to build nuclear weapons. Iran has repeatedly denied having any such goal, insisting that its nuclear program is aimed at generating electricity. U.S. officials said they believe the Qom plant is not yet operational but is intended to produce highly enriched uranium — suitable for nuclear weapons — and will be capable within months of producing enough material for at least one bomb per year."
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clarified these statements by stating President Obama and Vice President Biden simply do not see Iran having a nuclear bomb as a threat.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to making Iran a nuclear nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair, equal bombs means equal altercation
"Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.
"I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat."
"The whole purpose of this exercise we are undertaking is to diminish the prospect of the Iranians destabilizing that region in the world. I am less concerned — much less concerned — about the Iranian potential."
Yet, President Obama stated on September 25, 2009 based on information available to him since his election the following:
"The new Iranian plant, the country's second uranium enrichment facility, is believed by U.S. officials to be part of a broad effort by Iran's leadership to pursue the ability to build nuclear weapons. Iran has repeatedly denied having any such goal, insisting that its nuclear program is aimed at generating electricity. U.S. officials said they believe the Qom plant is not yet operational but is intended to produce highly enriched uranium — suitable for nuclear weapons — and will be capable within months of producing enough material for at least one bomb per year."
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clarified these statements by stating President Obama and Vice President Biden simply do not see Iran having a nuclear bomb as a threat.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to making Iran a nuclear nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair, equal bombs means equal altercation
Paint By Numbers
An ObamaNation News Brief
The consensus of the world leaders is President Obama is a paint by the numbers ultra left wing liberal.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama had a farm
With a nuke nuke here a nuke nuke there Iranian nuke Venezuelan nuke everywhere a nuke nuke
EI EI Owe
The consensus of the world leaders is President Obama is a paint by the numbers ultra left wing liberal.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama had a farm
With a nuke nuke here a nuke nuke there Iranian nuke Venezuelan nuke everywhere a nuke nuke
EI EI Owe
Naive Patsy
An ObamaNation News Brief
President Obama's United Nation visit illustrates conclusively to the entire world our President is a naive patsy.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is a patsy this I know
Because the One told me so
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is naive this I know
Because the One showed me so
President Obama's United Nation visit illustrates conclusively to the entire world our President is a naive patsy.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is a patsy this I know
Because the One told me so
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is naive this I know
Because the One showed me so
Friday, September 25, 2009
Your ObamaCare Ticket to Jail
Our Obamanation has learned that Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) received a handwritten note Thursday from Joint Committee on Taxation Chief of Staff Tom Barthold confirming the penalty for failing to pay the up to $1,900 fee for not buying the free ObamaDontCare health insurance is jail.
"Violators could be charged with a misdemeanor and could face up to a year in jail or a $25,000 penalty"
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to ObamaDontCare.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
He's coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the death panel farm
Where life is terminated all the time
But I'll be happy to see those nice young men
in their clean white coats
And he's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
"Violators could be charged with a misdemeanor and could face up to a year in jail or a $25,000 penalty"
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to ObamaDontCare.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
He's coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the death panel farm
Where life is terminated all the time
But I'll be happy to see those nice young men
in their clean white coats
And he's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
Our ObamaNation has learned that Charisse Carney-Nunes, author of the children’s book “I Am Barack Obama” taught public school students to perform the following chant:
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to make the country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today, equal work means equal pay.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said take a stand, make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black and white, all are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Yeah! Barack Hussein Obama
…Hello Mr. President, We honor you today
For all your great accomplishments, we all do say hooray
Hooray, Mr. President you are No. 1
The first black American to lead this nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to make the country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today, equal work means equal pay.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said take a stand, make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black and white, all are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Yeah! Barack Hussein Obama
…Hello Mr. President, We honor you today
For all your great accomplishments, we all do say hooray
Hooray, Mr. President you are No. 1
The first black American to lead this nation
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Churlish Behavior
Our ObamaNation has learned that David Hughes wrote the following in relation to President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' 'Son of Gaddafi' Obama churlish behavior toward Great Britain Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
"What are we to make of this? This country has proved, through the bravery of men like Acting Sgt Lockett, America's staunchest ally in Afghanistan. In return, the American President treats the British Prime Minister with casual contempt. The President's graceless behaviour is unforgivable. As most members of the Cabinet would confirm, it's not a barrel of laughs having to sit down for a chat with Gordon Brown. But that's not the point. Mr Obama owes this country a great deal for its unflinching commitment to the American-led war in Afghanistan but seems incapable of acknowledging the fact. You might have thought that after the shambles of Mr Brown's first visit to the Obama White House - when there was no joint press conference and the President's "gift" to the Prime Minister was a boxed DVD set - lessons would have been learned. Apparently not. Admittedly, part of the problem was Downing Street's over-anxiety to secure a face-to-face meeting for domestic political purposes but the White House should still have been more obliging. Mr Obama's churlishness is fresh evidence that the US/UK special relationship is a one-way street."
"What are we to make of this? This country has proved, through the bravery of men like Acting Sgt Lockett, America's staunchest ally in Afghanistan. In return, the American President treats the British Prime Minister with casual contempt. The President's graceless behaviour is unforgivable. As most members of the Cabinet would confirm, it's not a barrel of laughs having to sit down for a chat with Gordon Brown. But that's not the point. Mr Obama owes this country a great deal for its unflinching commitment to the American-led war in Afghanistan but seems incapable of acknowledging the fact. You might have thought that after the shambles of Mr Brown's first visit to the Obama White House - when there was no joint press conference and the President's "gift" to the Prime Minister was a boxed DVD set - lessons would have been learned. Apparently not. Admittedly, part of the problem was Downing Street's over-anxiety to secure a face-to-face meeting for domestic political purposes but the White House should still have been more obliging. Mr Obama's churlishness is fresh evidence that the US/UK special relationship is a one-way street."
Cease the Former
Our ObamaNation has received on official White House letterhead the following:
You are ordered to cease using the phrase Former Community Organizer when referring to the President. The President remains a member in good standing with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) and continues to support federal taxpayer funding of ACORN and other organizations devoted to community service.
Our ObamaNation takes our duty to accurately provide information seriously. We promise to refer to the President as the President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama in all future posts.
Our ObamaNation apologizes to the President, the Nation, and the World for this error. We in no way meant to imply that the President did not still have the skills and desire to be a first class A number one community organizer nor did we ever doubt his devotion and support for all the activities of ACORN and its members many of whom he personally mentored.
You are ordered to cease using the phrase Former Community Organizer when referring to the President. The President remains a member in good standing with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) and continues to support federal taxpayer funding of ACORN and other organizations devoted to community service.
Our ObamaNation takes our duty to accurately provide information seriously. We promise to refer to the President as the President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama in all future posts.
Our ObamaNation apologizes to the President, the Nation, and the World for this error. We in no way meant to imply that the President did not still have the skills and desire to be a first class A number one community organizer nor did we ever doubt his devotion and support for all the activities of ACORN and its members many of whom he personally mentored.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Our Son Obama
Our ObamaNation has learned that Libyan Leader Gaddafi speaking at the United Nations declared Obama "our son" and presented the Assembly the original Barack Obama birth certificate. No details of the information on the birth certificate have been released.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs is denying the rumor than Former Senator John Edwards is the President's father.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs is denying the rumor than Former Senator John Edwards is the President's father.
The Student Body President
Our ObamaNation has learned that Victor Davis Hanson wrote the following:
"Many of the former Professor Obama’s problems so far hinge on his administration’s inability to judge public opinion, its own self-righteous sense of self, its non-stop sermonizing, and its suspicion of sincere dissent. In other words, the United States is now a campus, we are the students, and Obama is our university president."
Yes, President, Former Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is our student body president clinging to his ultra radical left wing big government academic Ivy League Marxist dogma while telling all us average folks to simply shut up and be happy seating jobless in the back of his underpowered hybrid green colored bus where the only viable alternative to setting on the bus is being thrown under it.
"Many of the former Professor Obama’s problems so far hinge on his administration’s inability to judge public opinion, its own self-righteous sense of self, its non-stop sermonizing, and its suspicion of sincere dissent. In other words, the United States is now a campus, we are the students, and Obama is our university president."
Yes, President, Former Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is our student body president clinging to his ultra radical left wing big government academic Ivy League Marxist dogma while telling all us average folks to simply shut up and be happy seating jobless in the back of his underpowered hybrid green colored bus where the only viable alternative to setting on the bus is being thrown under it.
Timeout Mr. President
Our ObamaNation has learned that the number one question on the minds of Americans is as follows:
How does a nation go about imposing a timeout on a President?
How does a nation go about imposing a timeout on a President?
Another Bush?
Our ObamaNation has learned that fellow world leader Ayman al-Zawahri stated the following about President, Former Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama.
"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used. God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies."
Ayman al-Zawahri added he would be happy to set down at a beer summit with President Obama and discuss how the President is acting stupidly and merely getting wee weed up about the threat posed by al-Qaida. Ayman al-Zawahri explained al-Qaida is looking forward to having a seat at the Obama table and believes that al-Qaida could play the same role internationally that ACORN does nationally for Obama. Ayman al-Zawahri stated community organizing is and has always been the primary mission of al-Qaida.
Ayman al-Zawahri joked that if Vice President Biden will show him the Biden cave he will show Biden his.
White House press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is considering apologizing for America's crimes and lies against al-Qaida the day the President closes 'Gitmo'. Gibbs added that the President has no intention of bowing to Ayman al-Zawahri unless Ayman al-Zawahri promises to bow afterwards.
"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used. God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies."
Ayman al-Zawahri added he would be happy to set down at a beer summit with President Obama and discuss how the President is acting stupidly and merely getting wee weed up about the threat posed by al-Qaida. Ayman al-Zawahri explained al-Qaida is looking forward to having a seat at the Obama table and believes that al-Qaida could play the same role internationally that ACORN does nationally for Obama. Ayman al-Zawahri stated community organizing is and has always been the primary mission of al-Qaida.
Ayman al-Zawahri joked that if Vice President Biden will show him the Biden cave he will show Biden his.
White House press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is considering apologizing for America's crimes and lies against al-Qaida the day the President closes 'Gitmo'. Gibbs added that the President has no intention of bowing to Ayman al-Zawahri unless Ayman al-Zawahri promises to bow afterwards.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Now Children
Our ObamaNation has learned that Department of Energy Secretary Chu stated the following about Americans energy use:
“The American public…just like your teenage kids, aren’t acting in a way that they should act. The American public has to really understand in their core how important this issue is.”
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President thinks Americans are acting stupidly, childish, and slightly racist in their opposition to the President's energy proposals.
“The American public…just like your teenage kids, aren’t acting in a way that they should act. The American public has to really understand in their core how important this issue is.”
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President thinks Americans are acting stupidly, childish, and slightly racist in their opposition to the President's energy proposals.
No Response
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama plans no federal government response to the massive and life threatening flooding in Georgia and South Carolina.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not see that the flooding in the south is one of the bigger issues facing his administration. Gibbs added the President has a very busy schedule of TV appearances and has no plans to address issues such as flooding, Afghanistan, or the use of federal money to fund underage prostitution.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not see that the flooding in the south is one of the bigger issues facing his administration. Gibbs added the President has a very busy schedule of TV appearances and has no plans to address issues such as flooding, Afghanistan, or the use of federal money to fund underage prostitution.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
The ADD President
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama as been diagnosed with a rare form of Attention Deficit Disorder. Researchers have concluded the President suffers from a compulsion to randomly and careless speak about unnecessary actions using the same phrases over and over independent of the topic he is discussing. The President cares not about the action as long as he views it as one that will allow him to continue talking and being in the public eye while promoting his image as a ultra radical big government liberal citizen of the world.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not have time to address the details because his busy speaking schedule allows no time to be briefed on the critical topics the President is dedicated to addressing in making life better for all citizens.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not have time to address the details because his busy speaking schedule allows no time to be briefed on the critical topics the President is dedicated to addressing in making life better for all citizens.
No Problem
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama stated having a organization he is a member and promotes with federal tax dollars trafficking in under age prostitution is simply not a big deal and not one of the "biggest issues facing the country".
In other news, ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis is outraged by what she saw in the tapes but sees no reason for Congress to take any actions against her organization. Lewis added we are simply a group of community organizers patterning our every action after those of the President and is confident the President will continue to mentor its members and support ACORN with taxpayers money.
In other news, ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis is outraged by what she saw in the tapes but sees no reason for Congress to take any actions against her organization. Lewis added we are simply a group of community organizers patterning our every action after those of the President and is confident the President will continue to mentor its members and support ACORN with taxpayers money.
Pop
Our ObamaNation brings a poem from our President.
Pop
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I'm sure he's unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he's still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He's so unhappy, to which he replies . . .
But I don't care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I've been saving; I'm laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop's black-framed glasses
And know he's laughing too.
-- Barack Obama
Pop
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I'm sure he's unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he's still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He's so unhappy, to which he replies . . .
But I don't care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I've been saving; I'm laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop's black-framed glasses
And know he's laughing too.
-- Barack Obama
Little Bit Racist
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane "ACORN' Obama believes that those who disagree with him on any issue are only doing so because they are just a little bit racist.
Russia, Too Big To Fail
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama considers Russia too big to fail.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama is dedicated to doing everything in his power to reestablishing the former Soviet Union. Gibbs added the stimulus was to reward ultra liberal radical left wing groups that helped to elect the President, TARP was to stabilize the banks of Europe, cash for clunkers was to aid Japan and to reward the unions, and the thrush of our foreign policy is to reestablish Russia as a world power and to bring nuclear capability to the Middle East.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama is dedicated to doing everything in his power to reestablishing the former Soviet Union. Gibbs added the stimulus was to reward ultra liberal radical left wing groups that helped to elect the President, TARP was to stabilize the banks of Europe, cash for clunkers was to aid Japan and to reward the unions, and the thrush of our foreign policy is to reestablish Russia as a world power and to bring nuclear capability to the Middle East.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
ACORN Accountability Summit
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is planning to review the ACORN videos the next time ACORN is seating at the table enjoying a beer and some chips in the White House.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President plans to hold ACORN accountable but sees no reason not to continue to use billions of dollars of government funding to support ACORN's youth based community activities. Gibbs adds using the stimulus money to put teenagers to work in poor communities is money well spent. These teens are merely doing jobs most America teens refuse to do.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President plans to hold ACORN accountable but sees no reason not to continue to use billions of dollars of government funding to support ACORN's youth based community activities. Gibbs adds using the stimulus money to put teenagers to work in poor communities is money well spent. These teens are merely doing jobs most America teens refuse to do.
A Race Race Here
Our ObamaNation has learned that White House Press Secretary 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that the President thinks those opposing him are simply acting stupidly and getting all wee weed up about being called racist.
In other news, Attorney General Eric 'Then Let Them Go' Holder stated all whites and racist in the United States should simply shut up and simply knuckle under to President Obama.
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a race race here a race race there rat race human race everywhere a race race
With a card card here a card card there face card race card everywhere a card card
With a crime crime here a crime crime there street crime violent crime everywhere a crime crime
With a crat crat here a crat cart there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat
With a corn corn here a corn corn there ACORN Obama corn everywhere a corn corn
EI EI Owe
In other news, Attorney General Eric 'Then Let Them Go' Holder stated all whites and racist in the United States should simply shut up and simply knuckle under to President Obama.
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a race race here a race race there rat race human race everywhere a race race
With a card card here a card card there face card race card everywhere a card card
With a crime crime here a crime crime there street crime violent crime everywhere a crime crime
With a crat crat here a crat cart there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat
With a corn corn here a corn corn there ACORN Obama corn everywhere a corn corn
EI EI Owe
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Overwhelming Animosity
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Carter stated the following:
"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African-American."
In other news, researchers have discovered that those who oppose tyranny and instead favor liberty for all are almost always racist. For whatever reason, favoring liberty for all causes the same individual to immediately and intensely dislike people who different from themselves especially on the issue of liberty. This reversal of being truly supportive of liberty while reacting negatively to those favoring tyranny seems to be ingrained and intense and is not reduced even when the person is of another race. Those who favor tyranny seem to be much more open to supporting tyranny for all independent of race or religion. The intolerance of those favoring liberty towards those that do not was shocking high.
"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African-American."
In other news, researchers have discovered that those who oppose tyranny and instead favor liberty for all are almost always racist. For whatever reason, favoring liberty for all causes the same individual to immediately and intensely dislike people who different from themselves especially on the issue of liberty. This reversal of being truly supportive of liberty while reacting negatively to those favoring tyranny seems to be ingrained and intense and is not reduced even when the person is of another race. Those who favor tyranny seem to be much more open to supporting tyranny for all independent of race or religion. The intolerance of those favoring liberty towards those that do not was shocking high.
Change
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'Acorn' Obama dreams of a nation where only Republicans pay taxes and only union members have jobs.
New Meaning
The combined actions of ACORN and the government give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'doing it for the children'.
Yes Obama had a farm
With a speech speech here speech speech there hate speech boring speech everywhere a speech speech
With a lie lie here a lie lie there bold faced lie smooth subtle lie everywhere a lie lie
With a cheat cheat here a cheat cheat there tax cheat czar cheat everywhere a cheat cheat
With a pimp pimp here a pimp pimp there ACORN pimp Union pimp everywhere a pimp pimp
EI EI Owe
Yes Obama had a farm
With a speech speech here speech speech there hate speech boring speech everywhere a speech speech
With a lie lie here a lie lie there bold faced lie smooth subtle lie everywhere a lie lie
With a cheat cheat here a cheat cheat there tax cheat czar cheat everywhere a cheat cheat
With a pimp pimp here a pimp pimp there ACORN pimp Union pimp everywhere a pimp pimp
EI EI Owe
Wilson Rebuked
Our Obamanation has learned that Republican Representative Joseph 'Obama You Lie' Wilson has been rebuked by the House for shouting 'You lie' as President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama was delivering a speech packed with lies about health care reform to a joint session of Congress.
Enation : Perfect Display Lyrics
Humble me
Rebuke me
Correct me
Chastise me
Humble me
Rebuke me
Correct me
Chastise me
I am blind
I can't see
I need you to father me
I am blind
I can't see
I need you to father me
Father me
Love me this way
Love me this way
Perfect love
Perfect display
Take up my heart
Feel this release
I rent all my clothes
Repent on my knees
Love me this way
Love me this way
Perfect love
Perfect display
Seldom Better
Our ObamaNation has learned that a Rasmussen poll indicates that over 2 thirds of Americans prefer a President who speaks poorly and seldom to one that speaks well and often.
Just Like The President
Our ObamaNation has learned that Bonnie Greathouse, Acorn's chief organizer in the Nevada, stated the following:
"We've had bad publicity before. People always come forward to our defense. We're just community organizers, just like the president used to be."
In other news, White Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is proud of his long association with ACORN and looks forward to working with ACORN to improve communities around America. Gibbs added ACORN has been instrumental in increasing voter registration and financing businesses that put our disadvantaged youth in positions where they have the opportunity to serve the needs of others.
"We've had bad publicity before. People always come forward to our defense. We're just community organizers, just like the president used to be."
In other news, White Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is proud of his long association with ACORN and looks forward to working with ACORN to improve communities around America. Gibbs added ACORN has been instrumental in increasing voter registration and financing businesses that put our disadvantaged youth in positions where they have the opportunity to serve the needs of others.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Little Girls Worst Nightmare
Our ObamaNation has learned that ACORN, who has a seat at the table in the Obama administration, is a 11 year old illegal Latino girl's worst nightmare.
In other news, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that ACORN has turned the White House into a brothel where President Obama is the main pimp.
In other news, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that ACORN has turned the White House into a brothel where President Obama is the main pimp.
Criminal Nut
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senate has voted 83 to 7 to remove federal funding from ACORN, Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. The Census Bureau has also cut ties with ACORN.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President as a former community organizer and team leader of ACORN is committed to seeing that ACORN's federal funds be restored and be allowed to serve in collecting information for the 2010 census. Gibbs added ACORN will always have a seat at the table as long as the President is allowed to serve Americans.
Former Green Czar Van Jones stated ACORN is an important clog in bringing green jobs to the inner city by providing loans to those who have creative business plans involving the hiring of the young and minorities to service the needs of the community.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President as a former community organizer and team leader of ACORN is committed to seeing that ACORN's federal funds be restored and be allowed to serve in collecting information for the 2010 census. Gibbs added ACORN will always have a seat at the table as long as the President is allowed to serve Americans.
Former Green Czar Van Jones stated ACORN is an important clog in bringing green jobs to the inner city by providing loans to those who have creative business plans involving the hiring of the young and minorities to service the needs of the community.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Tariff Rift
Our Obamanation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama has imposed tariffs on Chinese tires coming into the United States. Markets all over the world are reacting negatively to the news of the trade war between China and the United States.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is willing to destroy the world economy if it means saving a single union job. Gibbs added the President is committed to saving union jobs even if every nonunion job is lost in America. Look the union supported Obama. Obama is now going to side with the unions even if it means disappointing the communists who also supported Obama.
Hero Of Our Time : Free Trade Lyrics
You claim to keep your hands clean
while their stained by the blood of the people in captivity
they work harder everyday
unaware of the pain that's stitched in every seam
each product we import and each good that we recieve
Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone
Appliances we use, the cars we drive to work
the machine projecting this song to your ears wasn't made in your backyard
they work harder everyday
ignore you, the options they're given have limits
there's no way to compromise
confined without freedom, detained and mistreated in chains
Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone
All in the name of free trade
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is willing to destroy the world economy if it means saving a single union job. Gibbs added the President is committed to saving union jobs even if every nonunion job is lost in America. Look the union supported Obama. Obama is now going to side with the unions even if it means disappointing the communists who also supported Obama.
Hero Of Our Time : Free Trade Lyrics
You claim to keep your hands clean
while their stained by the blood of the people in captivity
they work harder everyday
unaware of the pain that's stitched in every seam
each product we import and each good that we recieve
Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone
Appliances we use, the cars we drive to work
the machine projecting this song to your ears wasn't made in your backyard
they work harder everyday
ignore you, the options they're given have limits
there's no way to compromise
confined without freedom, detained and mistreated in chains
Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone
All in the name of free trade
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Daily Pledge to Obama
Our ObamaNation has learned that starting on October 1, 2009 every American citizen will be required to repeat the following daily pledge:
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge my hands to Obama.
I pledge my heart to Obama.
I pledge my health to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge my property to Obama.
I pledge my life to Obama.
I pledge my soul to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge allegiance to Obama.
I pledge loyalty to Obama.
I pledge faith to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge to obey Obama.
I pledge to honor Obama.
I pledge to worship Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge to serve Barack Obama.
I pledge to serve Barack H. Obama.
I pledge now and forever to serve our President Barack H. Obama.
Alove For Enemies - Broken Pledge Lyrics
Why has your faith gone to nothing
Always pretending that you have made a stand
Leaving all this behind to disappear
Waiting, watching for the trends to let you in
I know your reasons, your claims,
I see an answer, get back and fight
Where have you gone? What have you done?
When will you know? This is for Him
Pick up your cross, get back in the fight
Pick up your cross, get back in the fight
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge my hands to Obama.
I pledge my heart to Obama.
I pledge my health to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge my property to Obama.
I pledge my life to Obama.
I pledge my soul to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge allegiance to Obama.
I pledge loyalty to Obama.
I pledge faith to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge to obey Obama.
I pledge to honor Obama.
I pledge to worship Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge to serve Barack Obama.
I pledge to serve Barack H. Obama.
I pledge now and forever to serve our President Barack H. Obama.
Alove For Enemies - Broken Pledge Lyrics
Why has your faith gone to nothing
Always pretending that you have made a stand
Leaving all this behind to disappear
Waiting, watching for the trends to let you in
I know your reasons, your claims,
I see an answer, get back and fight
Where have you gone? What have you done?
When will you know? This is for Him
Pick up your cross, get back in the fight
Pick up your cross, get back in the fight
Same Song Same Words
Our ObamaNation has learned that David Kahane wrote the following:
"In every one of the Emperor Hussein’s speeches, not only does the song remain the same, so do the words. I want you to do this. I am going to force you to do that. I will not allow you to do whatever. Not since Thomas Friedman got his column at the New York Times has anyone so abused the first-person singular. Indeed, Barry’s patented speeches are an orgy of solipsistic onanism, his animus apparent, his feelings deeply sensitive. Even though he’d like to discuss these crucial reforms civilly, the time for talking is over. Cross him and he will call you out. And whatever you do, don’t get him all wee-wee’d up."
Beach Boys - That Same Song lyrics
I know (I know) I know (I know)
It took us a long while
To go (to go) to go (to go)
And find us a rock style
I know (I know) I know (I know)
That we can take it one more mile because
We're singing that same song
We're still singing that same song
We're singing that same song
That same song That same song
Same song Oh yeah
Same song Oh yeah
Same song that same song
Same song Oh yeah
Same song Oh yeah
Same song that same song
"In every one of the Emperor Hussein’s speeches, not only does the song remain the same, so do the words. I want you to do this. I am going to force you to do that. I will not allow you to do whatever. Not since Thomas Friedman got his column at the New York Times has anyone so abused the first-person singular. Indeed, Barry’s patented speeches are an orgy of solipsistic onanism, his animus apparent, his feelings deeply sensitive. Even though he’d like to discuss these crucial reforms civilly, the time for talking is over. Cross him and he will call you out. And whatever you do, don’t get him all wee-wee’d up."
Beach Boys - That Same Song lyrics
I know (I know) I know (I know)
It took us a long while
To go (to go) to go (to go)
And find us a rock style
I know (I know) I know (I know)
That we can take it one more mile because
We're singing that same song
We're still singing that same song
We're singing that same song
That same song That same song
Same song Oh yeah
Same song Oh yeah
Same song that same song
Same song Oh yeah
Same song Oh yeah
Same song that same song
Best of Barack
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama plans to stay 100% focused on passing government take over of health care at a cost to taxpayers of trillions of dollars.
In other news, the President has no plans to address ever increasing unemployment, out of control government spending, the escalating death of our soldiers in Afghanistan, the escalating number of bank and home foreclosures, ever increasing corruption in his own political party, and his lack of ability to find staff for his administration.
In still other news, the President will host the United Nations for a few months and plans a never ending series of speeches around America where he repeats highlights from his past speeches titled the 'Best of Barack'. To attend these speeches in person you must pledge allegiances to the United Nations and to serve 'Citizen of the World' Barack Obama.
Act Fast - Reruns Lyrics
Sometimes i
Feel my life
Has stopped before
It has begun
Nothing's changed
It's all the same
My life is just reruns
Sitting alone
In my room
Another wasted night
Another episode
Constantly repeated
Forever is my life
So i conclude that
Reality bites
(look mom, i'm on tv!)
Don't know if i can cope
If everyone knows
When i am down
When i am low
Was it all a lie
My whole life
Was everything wrong
Was nothing right
In other news, the President has no plans to address ever increasing unemployment, out of control government spending, the escalating death of our soldiers in Afghanistan, the escalating number of bank and home foreclosures, ever increasing corruption in his own political party, and his lack of ability to find staff for his administration.
In still other news, the President will host the United Nations for a few months and plans a never ending series of speeches around America where he repeats highlights from his past speeches titled the 'Best of Barack'. To attend these speeches in person you must pledge allegiances to the United Nations and to serve 'Citizen of the World' Barack Obama.
Act Fast - Reruns Lyrics
Sometimes i
Feel my life
Has stopped before
It has begun
Nothing's changed
It's all the same
My life is just reruns
Sitting alone
In my room
Another wasted night
Another episode
Constantly repeated
Forever is my life
So i conclude that
Reality bites
(look mom, i'm on tv!)
Don't know if i can cope
If everyone knows
When i am down
When i am low
Was it all a lie
My whole life
Was everything wrong
Was nothing right
Tea Party Protest March
Our ObamaNation has learned that DC police estimate the attendance at the September 12, 2009 Protest March against the out of control spending by President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama and ultra radical left wing liberal Democrat controlled Congress was 1.2 million average American citizens.
In other news, current estimates have that health care reform if passed will increase federal government spending by an additional $1 trillion in the first 10 years and the cost will escalate greatly in the out years.
In still other news, the $ 1 trillion stimulus package has not only failed to stimulate the economy but has in fact caused the recession to last longer and be deeper in terms of national debt, unemployment, weak dollar, escalating prices for food, gas, and gold, and bank and house foreclosures. Unemployment is projected to worsen to over 10% in 2010.
Kinks - Have A Cuppa Tea lyrics
Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea.
Grandpappy's never late for his dinner,
Cos he loves his leg of beef
And he washes it down with a brandy,
And a fresh made pot of tea.
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea.
If you feel a bit under the weather,
If you feel a little bit peeved,
Take granny's stand-by potion
For any old cough or wheeze.
It's a cure for hepatitis, it's a cure for chronic insomnia,
It's a cure for tonsillitis and for water on the knee.
Tea in the morning, tea in the evening, tea at supper time,
You get tea when it's raining, tea when it's snowing,
Tea when the weather's fine.
You get tea as a mid-day stimulant
You get tea with your afternoon tea
For any old ailment or disease
For Christ sake have a cuppa tea.
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea.
Whatever the situation, whatever the race or creed,
Tea knows no segregation, no class nor pedigree
It knows no motivations, no sect or organisation,
It knows no one religion,
Nor political belief.
In other news, current estimates have that health care reform if passed will increase federal government spending by an additional $1 trillion in the first 10 years and the cost will escalate greatly in the out years.
In still other news, the $ 1 trillion stimulus package has not only failed to stimulate the economy but has in fact caused the recession to last longer and be deeper in terms of national debt, unemployment, weak dollar, escalating prices for food, gas, and gold, and bank and house foreclosures. Unemployment is projected to worsen to over 10% in 2010.
Kinks - Have A Cuppa Tea lyrics
Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea.
Grandpappy's never late for his dinner,
Cos he loves his leg of beef
And he washes it down with a brandy,
And a fresh made pot of tea.
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea.
If you feel a bit under the weather,
If you feel a little bit peeved,
Take granny's stand-by potion
For any old cough or wheeze.
It's a cure for hepatitis, it's a cure for chronic insomnia,
It's a cure for tonsillitis and for water on the knee.
Tea in the morning, tea in the evening, tea at supper time,
You get tea when it's raining, tea when it's snowing,
Tea when the weather's fine.
You get tea as a mid-day stimulant
You get tea with your afternoon tea
For any old ailment or disease
For Christ sake have a cuppa tea.
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea.
Whatever the situation, whatever the race or creed,
Tea knows no segregation, no class nor pedigree
It knows no motivations, no sect or organisation,
It knows no one religion,
Nor political belief.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Stuck in the Middle
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has in his administration communist to his right and truthers to his left and considers himself a centrist between the two groups.
Sandwich - Return to Center lyrics
It's been too many nights
It's been too many nights
It's been too many fights
It's been too many years
Been too many years
Please don't interfere
It's been too many rides
It's been too many rides
I just wanna slide
It's been too many words
It's been too many words
It's getting absurd
It's been too many days
It's been too many gazes
Up and aways
It's been too many cars
It's been too many stars
It's been too many scars
It's been too many towns
It's been too many towns
It's been too many clowns
There's been plenty of flash
There's been plenty to catch
There's been plenty to trash
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
It's been too many weeks
It's been too many geeks
It's been too many freaks
I'll be getting there soon
I'm getting there soon
Thanks to the moon
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
Sandwich - Return to Center lyrics
It's been too many nights
It's been too many nights
It's been too many fights
It's been too many years
Been too many years
Please don't interfere
It's been too many rides
It's been too many rides
I just wanna slide
It's been too many words
It's been too many words
It's getting absurd
It's been too many days
It's been too many gazes
Up and aways
It's been too many cars
It's been too many stars
It's been too many scars
It's been too many towns
It's been too many towns
It's been too many clowns
There's been plenty of flash
There's been plenty to catch
There's been plenty to trash
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
It's been too many weeks
It's been too many geeks
It's been too many freaks
I'll be getting there soon
I'm getting there soon
Thanks to the moon
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
Pledge Service to No Man
Our ObamaNation pledges to never pledge service to another man and do so as a tribute to those that fought and died for freedom and liberty of the average individual from such tyranny.
Skrewdriver - (oh No) Here Comes A Commie lyrics
He looks to the east, he worships the beast
Nothing but air in his head
Appears in your eyes, peddling lies
Selling ideas that are dead
He's out there every single morning
Talking 'bout his new day that is dawning
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
He hates his own land, he has a plan
To bring it all down to the ground
Confuse you with lies, installs his spies
Brings our destruction around
He just wants to see our nations dying
His desire is for a Red flag flying
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
Support for his plans, comes from alien lands
People who don't belong here
They come to these shores, they always want more
With their lies and their crocodile tears
The Red gets his support from these invaders
Hopes that their sheer numbers will evade us
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
Oh no, here comes a commie
Says his revolution is right
On no, here comes a commie
Skrewdriver - (oh No) Here Comes A Commie lyrics
He looks to the east, he worships the beast
Nothing but air in his head
Appears in your eyes, peddling lies
Selling ideas that are dead
He's out there every single morning
Talking 'bout his new day that is dawning
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
He hates his own land, he has a plan
To bring it all down to the ground
Confuse you with lies, installs his spies
Brings our destruction around
He just wants to see our nations dying
His desire is for a Red flag flying
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
Support for his plans, comes from alien lands
People who don't belong here
They come to these shores, they always want more
With their lies and their crocodile tears
The Red gets his support from these invaders
Hopes that their sheer numbers will evade us
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
Oh no, here comes a commie
Says his revolution is right
On no, here comes a commie
Constraint Freedom
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama stated the following:
"Our predecessors understood that government could not, and should not, solve every problem. They understood that there are instances when the gains in security from government action are not worth the added constraints on our freedom."
Let us make clear. President Obama is not afraid to constraint freedom while reducing security and economic growth addressing fake crisis thus increasing the size and power of government.
Artrosis - Under Constraint Lyrics
I clench my fists instinctively
Chilly wind of orders
Quells in me zeal
I am like a man-machine
Ensnared by will-power
This is right and this is wrong
Empty grimace on my face
Under constraint
My wandering thought
Stirs up shiver of anxiety
What I have lost - I know !
Louder and louder I hear
Ice cracking that I am standing on
That is me - the missed fire
I treat to blurred smile
Newer and newer words
I am like a man-machine
Ensnared by will-power
This is right and this is wrong
Under constraint
My wandering thought
"Our predecessors understood that government could not, and should not, solve every problem. They understood that there are instances when the gains in security from government action are not worth the added constraints on our freedom."
Let us make clear. President Obama is not afraid to constraint freedom while reducing security and economic growth addressing fake crisis thus increasing the size and power of government.
Artrosis - Under Constraint Lyrics
I clench my fists instinctively
Chilly wind of orders
Quells in me zeal
I am like a man-machine
Ensnared by will-power
This is right and this is wrong
Empty grimace on my face
Under constraint
My wandering thought
Stirs up shiver of anxiety
What I have lost - I know !
Louder and louder I hear
Ice cracking that I am standing on
That is me - the missed fire
I treat to blurred smile
Newer and newer words
I am like a man-machine
Ensnared by will-power
This is right and this is wrong
Under constraint
My wandering thought
Education Plan
Our Obamanation has learned that President, Former Community Organizer, and ACORN team leader Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama has decided every student should be given a laptop and a teleprompter.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the only requirement for receiving a laptop and a teleprompter will be a daily pledge to a life long commitment to serving Czar King Obama. Gibbs added the President is hoping to get students all wee weed up.
Dead Can Dance : Indoctrination lyrics
In times of great vexation
When one must choose between what’s right and wrong
Freedom, so they say,
Amounts to the choices you have made
Through all the arbitrary rationale concerning liberty
Freedom, I must say,
Exists within unconditioned minds
Reason has come of age
How can you be satisfied with things the way they are
When all that surrounds us now and so much more
Remains inside the keeper’s dark embrace?
The insatiable thirst for power has made
Idols out of mortals, gods into clay
Soldiers into heros, children into slaves
All damned
Desires
Their hopes betrayed
Who will suffer the laws
That state can decide your child’s education
Unless you pay the price?
Who will suffer their laws?
Who will suffer their minds?
Who will suffer their words?
Who will suffer their designs?
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the only requirement for receiving a laptop and a teleprompter will be a daily pledge to a life long commitment to serving Czar King Obama. Gibbs added the President is hoping to get students all wee weed up.
Dead Can Dance : Indoctrination lyrics
In times of great vexation
When one must choose between what’s right and wrong
Freedom, so they say,
Amounts to the choices you have made
Through all the arbitrary rationale concerning liberty
Freedom, I must say,
Exists within unconditioned minds
Reason has come of age
How can you be satisfied with things the way they are
When all that surrounds us now and so much more
Remains inside the keeper’s dark embrace?
The insatiable thirst for power has made
Idols out of mortals, gods into clay
Soldiers into heros, children into slaves
All damned
Desires
Their hopes betrayed
Who will suffer the laws
That state can decide your child’s education
Unless you pay the price?
Who will suffer their laws?
Who will suffer their minds?
Who will suffer their words?
Who will suffer their designs?
No Census
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Census bureau has decided that ACORN will not participate in collecting census data in 2010.
ACORN is the criminal group of community organizers closely associated with President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama. ACORN received a large amount of money in the $trillion Obama stimulus package. This is the same stimulus package that has failed to improve the United States economy but has greatly aided many ultra radical left wing groups that supported the Obama campaign.
ACORN is the criminal group of community organizers closely associated with President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama. ACORN received a large amount of money in the $trillion Obama stimulus package. This is the same stimulus package that has failed to improve the United States economy but has greatly aided many ultra radical left wing groups that supported the Obama campaign.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Another Ring
How is ACORN like Barney "Ballpark" Frank?
Both promote prostitution rings out of their main office.
Guns N' Roses - Perfect Crime Lyrics
Kickin' back in the shadows
Got no need for the light
Who's sorry now old timer
Look at how you've spent your life
Scroungin' for change
To put some money in your pocket
My how scratch does burn
Laughin' at the suckers as you pissed it away
But I got the time and I got the muscle
I got the need to lay it all on the line
I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hustle
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
I said it's perfect
Keep the demons down
And drag the skeletons out
I got a blind man followin' me in chains
I said he's fun to watch
When the world has stopped
An I think he's got somethin' to say
"You wanna fuck with me, don't mess with me
'Cause I'm what you'll be so
Don't mess with me
If you had better sense
You'd step aside from the bad side of me
Don't mess wit'da bad side o' me
Stay away from the bad side o' me
Don't mess wit'da bad side"
T MINUS 1:09 AND COUNTING
Ostracized but that's all right
I was thinkin' about somethin' myself
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Call on everybody who's got last rites
Said it's better
if you locked 'em away
Runnin' through the visons
at the speed of light
Won't ya let me be
Just let me be
It better let me be
Don't ya know ya better let me be...
Perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
Don't cha know
It's a perfect crime
Both promote prostitution rings out of their main office.
Guns N' Roses - Perfect Crime Lyrics
Kickin' back in the shadows
Got no need for the light
Who's sorry now old timer
Look at how you've spent your life
Scroungin' for change
To put some money in your pocket
My how scratch does burn
Laughin' at the suckers as you pissed it away
But I got the time and I got the muscle
I got the need to lay it all on the line
I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hustle
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
I said it's perfect
Keep the demons down
And drag the skeletons out
I got a blind man followin' me in chains
I said he's fun to watch
When the world has stopped
An I think he's got somethin' to say
"You wanna fuck with me, don't mess with me
'Cause I'm what you'll be so
Don't mess with me
If you had better sense
You'd step aside from the bad side of me
Don't mess wit'da bad side o' me
Stay away from the bad side o' me
Don't mess wit'da bad side"
T MINUS 1:09 AND COUNTING
Ostracized but that's all right
I was thinkin' about somethin' myself
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Call on everybody who's got last rites
Said it's better
if you locked 'em away
Runnin' through the visons
at the speed of light
Won't ya let me be
Just let me be
It better let me be
Don't ya know ya better let me be...
Perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
Don't cha know
It's a perfect crime
Thursday, September 10, 2009
You Lie!
Our ObamaNation agrees with the conventional wisdom that it wrong to call the President a liar even when it is obvious to all that the President is indeed a serial liar. Yes, Republican Congressman Joe Wilson was wrong to shout "You lie!" during the President's speech despite being correct that the President was indeed lying at that very moment.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Positively Pickled
Our ObamaNation has learned that Camille Paglia wrote the following:
"The Democratic brain has been marinating so long in those clichés ("racism, sexism, homophobia") that it's positively pickled."
Real Mckenzies : Pickled Lyrics
Wasn't so fickle, fickle with my pickle
As fickle as I am today
Nothing like a wiggle & a tickle of your pickle
Especially when you're pickled all day
Pickled in the morning
Pickled through the day
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down
Slaver doon yer mickle for a wiggle & a jiggle
So's the tickle in your pickle will stay
But if you get a trickle
From a wiggle & a jiggle
It's off to the clinic that day
Pickled in the morning
Pickled through the day
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down
Pickled in the moonlight, pickled as the sun comes 'round
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down!
"The Democratic brain has been marinating so long in those clichés ("racism, sexism, homophobia") that it's positively pickled."
Real Mckenzies : Pickled Lyrics
Wasn't so fickle, fickle with my pickle
As fickle as I am today
Nothing like a wiggle & a tickle of your pickle
Especially when you're pickled all day
Pickled in the morning
Pickled through the day
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down
Slaver doon yer mickle for a wiggle & a jiggle
So's the tickle in your pickle will stay
But if you get a trickle
From a wiggle & a jiggle
It's off to the clinic that day
Pickled in the morning
Pickled through the day
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down
Pickled in the moonlight, pickled as the sun comes 'round
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Senator Kennedy
Our ObamaNation has learned that there is a push on to have Senator Edward Kennedy remain the senior Senator for the state of Massachusetts. A spokesperson for the Senator stated everyone knows where Senator Kennedy stood on the important issues facing this nation and considering that the Democrats have not have a new idea in over 75 years there is no doubt to how the Senator would vote on these issues.
Moreover, those elected to serve in the Senate have continued towards older and less physically and mentally capable individuals who vote on bills that they have not read and could not understand even if they did. The Senate has evolved to the point where attendance is optional and the logical next step is to remove the requirement that the Senator actually be living.
The spokesperson added look registered Democrats who die have been allowed to continue to vote for years. It is simply time to extend this same privilege to those Democrats elected to serve.
Falling Sickness : The Vote Lyrics
Four more years have come and gone
It's time to play that game
Mark your ballot and cross your fingers
Cuz in the end it's all the same
Two different parties - the same old stick
Bombarding my TV
I can't help but wonder
Is this forever Democracy?
Every election we play again
Only to forever lose
To the greedy spineless assholes
We just blindly chose
Do you believe these lying bastards
They just ignore us in the end
This country's ours-let's take it back
Together I know we can
Just don't vote- for Newt or Bill or Ross
I won't vote- For someone I don't trust
Don't vote- the joke just isn't funny
Boycott the vote- It's all about lies and money
You can choose a CIA killer or wanna-be republican
Neo-conservatives rule the world
No one's left to take a stand
Ignore the MTV "Rock the Votes"
It's time to take our stand
This country's ours let's take it back
Together I know we can
So don't just vote- For a fascist billionaire
I won't vote- It goes to show I care
Don't vote- The joke isn't funny
Boycott the vote it's all about power and money
Moreover, those elected to serve in the Senate have continued towards older and less physically and mentally capable individuals who vote on bills that they have not read and could not understand even if they did. The Senate has evolved to the point where attendance is optional and the logical next step is to remove the requirement that the Senator actually be living.
The spokesperson added look registered Democrats who die have been allowed to continue to vote for years. It is simply time to extend this same privilege to those Democrats elected to serve.
Falling Sickness : The Vote Lyrics
Four more years have come and gone
It's time to play that game
Mark your ballot and cross your fingers
Cuz in the end it's all the same
Two different parties - the same old stick
Bombarding my TV
I can't help but wonder
Is this forever Democracy?
Every election we play again
Only to forever lose
To the greedy spineless assholes
We just blindly chose
Do you believe these lying bastards
They just ignore us in the end
This country's ours-let's take it back
Together I know we can
Just don't vote- for Newt or Bill or Ross
I won't vote- For someone I don't trust
Don't vote- the joke just isn't funny
Boycott the vote- It's all about lies and money
You can choose a CIA killer or wanna-be republican
Neo-conservatives rule the world
No one's left to take a stand
Ignore the MTV "Rock the Votes"
It's time to take our stand
This country's ours let's take it back
Together I know we can
So don't just vote- For a fascist billionaire
I won't vote- It goes to show I care
Don't vote- The joke isn't funny
Boycott the vote it's all about power and money
The Czar Difference
Our ObamaNation has learned the following:
The Russian Czars were overthrown by the Communist whereas the Obama Czars are Communist.
The Russian Czars were overthrown by the Communist whereas the Obama Czars are Communist.
Botox
Our ObamaNation has learned that more elected Democrats use botox than pay their taxes.
In other news, over 50% of all elected Democrats were elected to office prior to the Constitutional amendment authorizing federal income tax.
In other news, over 50% of all elected Democrats were elected to office prior to the Constitutional amendment authorizing federal income tax.
Boring
Our ObamaNation has learned that the majority of Americans are simply tired of seeing or hearing the President. Over 60% of voting age Americans are bored with the President's third world dictatorship act.
In other news, the American voters are even more sick of Congress than they are of the President.
In other news, the American voters are even more sick of Congress than they are of the President.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Jones Out Obama Next?
Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, the ultra left wing Marxist green czar, has resigned from the Obama administration. Rumors have it that most in the White House are asking the only member of the administration to the left of Jones to also step down but so far President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is refusing to do so.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President still supports Van Jones and sees Jones as a fellow centrist in the never ending fight to destroy capitalism. Gibbs added the President is not concerned about the 10% of Americans who do not have jobs but is instead concerned with the many who have jobs that are simply not worthy of holding such jobs and the fact that most jobs are simply bad for mother earth.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President still supports Van Jones and sees Jones as a fellow centrist in the never ending fight to destroy capitalism. Gibbs added the President is not concerned about the 10% of Americans who do not have jobs but is instead concerned with the many who have jobs that are simply not worthy of holding such jobs and the fact that most jobs are simply bad for mother earth.
Friday, September 4, 2009
President's Truther
Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, President Obama's special adviser for Green Jobs, Enterprise, and Innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality, signed in 2004 a petition calling for an "immediate inquiry into evidence that suggests high-level government officials may have deliberately allowed the September 11th attacks to occur."
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
No Pointing Fingers
Our ObamaNation has learned that those who support ObamaDontCare are recommending to the White House that those opposed to the plan have their fingers forcefully removed.
Members of MoveOn.org are already biting off the fingers of anyone who publicly opposes any Obama plan.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is simply tire of those opposed pointing fingers at those who are trying to simply make medical care better for all Americans agreeing that if removing fingers is what it takes the President supports the action. Gibbs added the President plans to ask all students to take the pledge to remove the fingers of friends and relatives who oppose any of the Presidents plans or actions.
Members of MoveOn.org are already biting off the fingers of anyone who publicly opposes any Obama plan.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is simply tire of those opposed pointing fingers at those who are trying to simply make medical care better for all Americans agreeing that if removing fingers is what it takes the President supports the action. Gibbs added the President plans to ask all students to take the pledge to remove the fingers of friends and relatives who oppose any of the Presidents plans or actions.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Ugly So Ugly
Our ObamaNation has learned that Mark Steyn wrote the following:
"The senator’s actions in the hours and days after emerging from that pond tell us something ugly about Kennedy the man. That he got away with it tells us something ugly about American public life."
Exies - Ugly Lyrics
Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?
I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me
Are you Ugly?
"The senator’s actions in the hours and days after emerging from that pond tell us something ugly about Kennedy the man. That he got away with it tells us something ugly about American public life."
Exies - Ugly Lyrics
Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?
I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me
Are you Ugly?
Look Like Cuba
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrat Representative Diane Watson believes that America is out to destroy any elected including President Obama who "like her" believes Castro is a genius, Cuban health care should be a model for American health reform, and that a communist based form of government is the ideal.
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that the President is working on plans for the government take off of the entire United States economy. Gibbs added the President sees no reason to stop at autos, banks, finance, energy, and health care.
House Speaker Pelosi added President Obama should immediately take over the plane industry because she is tire of flying around in a jet that is simply too small. Pelosi added she is tire of everyone in government lying to her about when she is going to get a bigger jet.
Ace of Base - Cuba Cuba Lyrics
Cuba, Cuba here I come
There's a place in the caribbean sun
Land of future
Land of dreams
Checking for the coast
Cuban cigars
And the last glass in the bar
I see the rise and the fall
Of this down, downtown miami
Give me someone to dance with and love
When the sun goes down
While Fidel is growing his hair
Share in the sun
Givin' us some taps
That's still the one
Where coca cola and coke
Have arrived for consumers
It's so happy and poor
Little country down in the south
We like it
The people, the nature
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that the President is working on plans for the government take off of the entire United States economy. Gibbs added the President sees no reason to stop at autos, banks, finance, energy, and health care.
House Speaker Pelosi added President Obama should immediately take over the plane industry because she is tire of flying around in a jet that is simply too small. Pelosi added she is tire of everyone in government lying to her about when she is going to get a bigger jet.
Ace of Base - Cuba Cuba Lyrics
Cuba, Cuba here I come
There's a place in the caribbean sun
Land of future
Land of dreams
Checking for the coast
Cuban cigars
And the last glass in the bar
I see the rise and the fall
Of this down, downtown miami
Give me someone to dance with and love
When the sun goes down
While Fidel is growing his hair
Share in the sun
Givin' us some taps
That's still the one
Where coca cola and coke
Have arrived for consumers
It's so happy and poor
Little country down in the south
We like it
The people, the nature
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Terrorist Tutorials
Our ObamaNation has learned that Peter Finn, Joby Warrick and Julie Tate wrote the following:
"After enduring the CIA's harshest interrogation methods and spending more than a year in the agency's secret prisons, Khalid Sheik Mohammed stood before U.S. intelligence officers in a makeshift lecture hall, leading what they called 'terrorist tutorials'."
"These scenes provide previously unpublicized details about the transformation of the man known to U.S. officials as KSM from an avowed and truculent enemy of the United States into what the CIA called its 'preeminent source' on al-Qaeda. This reversal occurred after Mohammed was subjected to simulated drowning and prolonged sleep deprivation, among other harsh interrogation techniques."
"KSM, an accomplished resistor, provided only a few intelligence reports prior to the use of the waterboard, and analysis of that information revealed that much of it was outdated, inaccurate or incomplete."
From Autumn To Ashes - Under Pass Tutorial Lyrics
This monument to the matron
Quick change of mood when you came in
A nervous introduction
Then we can form invincible alliance
But you're growing fond of deception
With all the things that you forget to mention
And every indiscretion pushes me further away
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
We are growing more and more distant
We are growing more and more distant
Miss model mess hits the pavement young
Young debutante formed a habit
Measures that may seem drastic
Whatever makes you feel accepted
But I'm going south for the season
With nothing but a paperback companion
And mine is the only opinion
With which I'll have to agree
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
Each and every under pass
That bears the declaration
Of a dated love affair
And the number of Satan
I was educated there
By the commuter station
The burdens you're bearing with
Threaten to break the back of the widow
That weeps when she wakes
We are growing more and more distant
We are growing more and more...
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
"After enduring the CIA's harshest interrogation methods and spending more than a year in the agency's secret prisons, Khalid Sheik Mohammed stood before U.S. intelligence officers in a makeshift lecture hall, leading what they called 'terrorist tutorials'."
"These scenes provide previously unpublicized details about the transformation of the man known to U.S. officials as KSM from an avowed and truculent enemy of the United States into what the CIA called its 'preeminent source' on al-Qaeda. This reversal occurred after Mohammed was subjected to simulated drowning and prolonged sleep deprivation, among other harsh interrogation techniques."
"KSM, an accomplished resistor, provided only a few intelligence reports prior to the use of the waterboard, and analysis of that information revealed that much of it was outdated, inaccurate or incomplete."
From Autumn To Ashes - Under Pass Tutorial Lyrics
This monument to the matron
Quick change of mood when you came in
A nervous introduction
Then we can form invincible alliance
But you're growing fond of deception
With all the things that you forget to mention
And every indiscretion pushes me further away
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
We are growing more and more distant
We are growing more and more distant
Miss model mess hits the pavement young
Young debutante formed a habit
Measures that may seem drastic
Whatever makes you feel accepted
But I'm going south for the season
With nothing but a paperback companion
And mine is the only opinion
With which I'll have to agree
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
Each and every under pass
That bears the declaration
Of a dated love affair
And the number of Satan
I was educated there
By the commuter station
The burdens you're bearing with
Threaten to break the back of the widow
That weeps when she wakes
We are growing more and more distant
We are growing more and more...
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
Taxman's Taxes Option
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democratic Congressmen Charles Rangel who is chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee failed to pay taxes on several million dollars of income.
Senator Dobb and Treasury Secretary Geithner stated taxes are only for those not in power and see no reason Rangel should have to pay taxes.
Attorney General Holder added look laws are something that Democrats pass but they are only intended to punish those who are enemies of the Party.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explained that President Obama is looking forward to campaigning for Rangel's reelection. Gibbs added the President understands that if elected office is limited to those that pay their taxes then it would be simply impossible for Democrats to serve.
Beatles - Taxman Lyrics
1,2,3,4,1,2
Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me,
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah yeah, I’m the Taxman.
(If you drive a car car), I’ll tax the street,
(If you try to sit sit), I’ll tax your seat,
(If you get too cold cold), I’ll tax the heat,
(If you take a walk walk), I’ll tax your feet.
Taxman.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Don’t ask me what I want it for
(Ah Ah! Mister Wilson!)
If you don’t want to pay some more
(Ah Ah! Mister Heath!),
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeeeah, I’m the Taxman.
Now my advice for those who die, (Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes, (Taxman!)
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me, (Taxman).
Senator Dobb and Treasury Secretary Geithner stated taxes are only for those not in power and see no reason Rangel should have to pay taxes.
Attorney General Holder added look laws are something that Democrats pass but they are only intended to punish those who are enemies of the Party.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explained that President Obama is looking forward to campaigning for Rangel's reelection. Gibbs added the President understands that if elected office is limited to those that pay their taxes then it would be simply impossible for Democrats to serve.
Beatles - Taxman Lyrics
1,2,3,4,1,2
Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me,
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah yeah, I’m the Taxman.
(If you drive a car car), I’ll tax the street,
(If you try to sit sit), I’ll tax your seat,
(If you get too cold cold), I’ll tax the heat,
(If you take a walk walk), I’ll tax your feet.
Taxman.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Don’t ask me what I want it for
(Ah Ah! Mister Wilson!)
If you don’t want to pay some more
(Ah Ah! Mister Heath!),
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeeeah, I’m the Taxman.
Now my advice for those who die, (Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes, (Taxman!)
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me, (Taxman).
Chappaquiddick Joker
Our ObamaNation has learned that Ed Klein in a tribute to the humor of Senator Ted Kennedy had this to say:
"I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing. It’s not that he didn’t feel remorse about the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, but that he still always saw the other side of everything and the ridiculous side of things, too."
In other news, Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senator also enjoyed hearing jokes about women being forced to submit on the beach, about priests or Michael Jackson interacting with children, about abortions in the 9th month, or about the elderly being refused medical services under Obama Kennedy Care.
Do you know what is the most dangerous vehicle in America?
Any Oldsmobile with Ted Kennedy driving and Dick Cheney riding shotgun.
Bee Gees - I Started A Joke Lyrics
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
"I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing. It’s not that he didn’t feel remorse about the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, but that he still always saw the other side of everything and the ridiculous side of things, too."
In other news, Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senator also enjoyed hearing jokes about women being forced to submit on the beach, about priests or Michael Jackson interacting with children, about abortions in the 9th month, or about the elderly being refused medical services under Obama Kennedy Care.
Do you know what is the most dangerous vehicle in America?
Any Oldsmobile with Ted Kennedy driving and Dick Cheney riding shotgun.
Bee Gees - I Started A Joke Lyrics
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
Term Limits
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama has rejected the idea of imposing ObamaDontCare on the Congress.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that after careful review the President has decided that imposing the Obama Kennedy Care on Congress considering their age and their health would be an indirect form of term limits and as such is unconstitutional.
In other news, the 535 members of Congress spend more on Botox than all but 5 nations in the world spend on health care annually.
Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits Lyrics
A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that after careful review the President has decided that imposing the Obama Kennedy Care on Congress considering their age and their health would be an indirect form of term limits and as such is unconstitutional.
In other news, the 535 members of Congress spend more on Botox than all but 5 nations in the world spend on health care annually.
Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits Lyrics
A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
Last Words
Our ObamaNation has learned that C. Edmund Wright recorded Senator Kennedy's last words:
"President Obama is still our President. But he should not be able to reach out from the muck of Chicago pay to play power, reach into the muck of American hating black separatistism, and impose his reactionary view of the Constitution on this and the next generation of Americans. No care would be better than Obama Care."
Thousand Foot Krutch - Last Words Lyrics
This might be the last chance I get
I'm sorry I left you
I'm living in a world of regret
Don't cry if you can hear me
I never meant to hurt you dearly
I was so wrong sincerely
Don't stop take life seriously
These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
There's so much I've done wrong
Since I left it hit me so strong
Take my hand and let's walk through
All the times I've lied and hurt you
Those people, please love them
Don't hate them, we're not above them
You can have everything, but have nothing
Listen I've got to tell you something
These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
If there was ever one thing
I could ever get across to you
I'd tell you not to say the things you do
And tell my mother that I love her too
And no matter what life pulls ya through (no!)
You've got what it takes to make it through
And if I was you, I'd get on my knees and pray
Thank God in the morning for another day
coz these are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
Life is more than just the games you're playing
"President Obama is still our President. But he should not be able to reach out from the muck of Chicago pay to play power, reach into the muck of American hating black separatistism, and impose his reactionary view of the Constitution on this and the next generation of Americans. No care would be better than Obama Care."
Thousand Foot Krutch - Last Words Lyrics
This might be the last chance I get
I'm sorry I left you
I'm living in a world of regret
Don't cry if you can hear me
I never meant to hurt you dearly
I was so wrong sincerely
Don't stop take life seriously
These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
There's so much I've done wrong
Since I left it hit me so strong
Take my hand and let's walk through
All the times I've lied and hurt you
Those people, please love them
Don't hate them, we're not above them
You can have everything, but have nothing
Listen I've got to tell you something
These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
If there was ever one thing
I could ever get across to you
I'd tell you not to say the things you do
And tell my mother that I love her too
And no matter what life pulls ya through (no!)
You've got what it takes to make it through
And if I was you, I'd get on my knees and pray
Thank God in the morning for another day
coz these are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
Life is more than just the games you're playing
Friday, August 28, 2009
Crying Shame
Our ObamaNation wonders how a Nation and its President explain the following?:
We honor a man who due to his drinking caused a woman to be put in peril, who due to his criminal neglect caused her to drown, who attempted to get others to assume the blame for his irresponsible and illegal actions, who was never in anyway asked to pay a penalty for these actions, and who was allowed to continue to serve in elected office.
We conduct a criminal investigation into CIA agents who under strict controls interrogated known terrorists, who used water based techniques that in no way put the terrorists in peril, who assumed full responsibility for their actions being within strict guidelines, who conducted these interrogations hoping to save the lives of others, who are now being asked to pay a penalty for their responsible and honorable actions, and who only want to be allowed to continue to serve their country.
Muse - Crying Shame Lyrics
Too much
And we demolished too much
And yeah we really messed it up
And yeah baby you've lost your touch
But we had a dream
And it was meant to be
And we were kissing gods
Against all the odds
Now it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
You don't know who to blame
We'll never be the same
And it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
We honor a man who due to his drinking caused a woman to be put in peril, who due to his criminal neglect caused her to drown, who attempted to get others to assume the blame for his irresponsible and illegal actions, who was never in anyway asked to pay a penalty for these actions, and who was allowed to continue to serve in elected office.
We conduct a criminal investigation into CIA agents who under strict controls interrogated known terrorists, who used water based techniques that in no way put the terrorists in peril, who assumed full responsibility for their actions being within strict guidelines, who conducted these interrogations hoping to save the lives of others, who are now being asked to pay a penalty for their responsible and honorable actions, and who only want to be allowed to continue to serve their country.
Muse - Crying Shame Lyrics
Too much
And we demolished too much
And yeah we really messed it up
And yeah baby you've lost your touch
But we had a dream
And it was meant to be
And we were kissing gods
Against all the odds
Now it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
You don't know who to blame
We'll never be the same
And it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
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