Our ObamaNation has learned that Homeland Security Head Janet Napolitano reports that the system worked really very very smoothly following an apparent terrorist surfboard assault on President Obama.
Secret Service Agents had prepared for a terrorist golf cart attack but the coordinated terrorist surfboard attack temporary caught the agents by complete surprise. A Danish surfer quickly sized up the situation and was able to divert the terrorist away from the President but was unable to prevent injuries to others who were vacationing with the President.
The surfboard attack was hailed by environmentalist as a low carbon footprint approach to terrorism although one is left wondering about what form of transportation the terrorists used to actually get to Hawaii.
