Our ObamaNation has learned that the new twist on the old joke is as follows:
Is that a bomb in your pocket or does that tingle in your leg merely indicate your an ally of the President?
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated there is no truth to the rumors that DNA testing indicates that President Obama is the son of Senator John Edwards or that Umar Abdulmutallab is the son or half brother of President Obama. Gibbs added that President Obama is not planning a beer summit at the White House for Umar Abdulmutallab or Major Nidal Malik Hasan.
Gibbs stated that the President Obama is planning his third book entitled "Bowing to the Terrorist in the Rose Garden".
