In what many are seeing as a possible reversal in direction at the White House, Secretary Janet Napolitano is recommending that returning war veterans be sent directly to Gitmo.
Our ObamaNation has learned the White House is denying that these veterans will be denied access to Bibles during their stay there. However the White House has stated that all Christain religious symbols will be hidden or covered anytime the President visits these returning heroes.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Tea Parties
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama, in response to this weekends tea parties, has issued an oral executive order outlawing all tea bags and tea bagging in the military.
Dueling Documents
The White House has released duel documents. One outlines the new procedures for interrogating terrorists prisoners and the other on how to debrief returning war veterans.
Bow to the Kings
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama plans to bow to all Kings and Queens and surrender to all Socialist Dictators.
President Obama plans to skip Hawaii next year and vacation instead in Cuba. The White House indicates that Obama plans to vacation in every country President Obama has a "legal" birth certificate.
President Obama plans to skip Hawaii next year and vacation instead in Cuba. The White House indicates that Obama plans to vacation in every country President Obama has a "legal" birth certificate.
Orange Alert Returning Veteran
Our ObamaNation has learned that Home Land Security has a standing order from the White House to issue a Orange Alert anytime a returning veteran is on a plane headed for the United States.
New Athem: So Sorry
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is planning to ask Congress to change our National Anthem to "I'm Sorry so Sorry Please Accept My Apology"
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