Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Obamerica

Our ObamaNation News Brief

What has become apparent is Obama simply does not care about the lives of average Americans. Anything that does not directly fit neatly into his plan to restructure America into his vision of an ideal socialist state is simply to be ignored.

Terrorist attacks are simply the price of moving forward in Obamerica. Terrorism is Obama's friend and ally allowing Democrats and Obama to destroy us from one direction as terrorists destroy us from the other.

Health Care - Airline Security

An ObamaNation News Brief:

From the people who brought you airline security comes national health care.

Pay a lot, stand in line, take off your shoes, and set awhile.

Obama Don't Care.

Lawyer Up

Our ObamaNation has learned that Charles Krauthammer stated the following:

"It [Abdulmutallab's arrest] means we will learn absolutely nothing. The minute he gets a lawyer and his Miranda rights, it's over."

"The question people have to ask themselves is: This guy, who tries to blow up an American airplane, who is a Nigerian, who is not an American, is captured — does he have the right to remain silent or do we have the right to interrogate him in order to find out who sent him, who equipped him, who armed him, and who trained him?"

"It is a question of whether we're serious about this as a war or whether it's a mere, as President Obama said, [case of an] isolated extremist. He is not an isolated extremist. Obviously he is connected to al-Qaeda. Obviously he was in Yemen. Obviously there is information he has."

"And the question is: Are we going to treat him the way that we're treating Khalid Sheik Mohammed with a trial and in this case a right to tell us nothing, or [do] what FDR did when the German saboteurs were captured in the United States and he ordered a secret military trial and they were executed. They had no rights."

"This confusion . . . starts at the top with the Obama administration. Remember, he [the president] declared at the beginning of his administration that there's no war on terror. They won't use the term."

"Well, he may have called off the war on terror, but al-Qaeda has not."

Obama's Silence

Our ObamaNation has learned that the Washington Post wrote the following:

"Abdulmutallab remains in a Detroit area prison and, after initial debriefings by the FBI, has restricted his cooperation since securing a defense attorney, according to federal officials. Authorities are holding out hope that he will change his mind and cooperate with the probe, the officials said."

Under Obama, the quickest way for a foreigner to get the full rights of an American citizen is to join al-Qaeda and try to blow up a plane full of people.

Obama ignorance and arrogance you can believe in.

Heck of a Job

Our ObamaNation has learned that Maureen Dowd wrote the following:

"If we can’t catch a Nigerian with a powerful explosive powder in his oddly feminine-looking underpants and a syringe full of acid, a man whose own father had alerted the U.S. Embassy in Nigeria, a traveler whose ticket was paid for in cash and who didn’t check bags, whose visa renewal had been denied by the British, who had studied Arabic in Al Qaeda sanctuary Yemen, whose name was on a counterterrorism watch list, who can we catch?"

Let Us Pretend

Our ObamaNation has learned that Former Vice President Dick Cheney stated the following:

"As I’ve watched the events of the last few days it is clear once again that President Obama is trying to pretend we are not at war. He seems to think if he has a low key response to an attempt to blow up an airliner and kill hundreds of people, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gives terrorists the rights of Americans, lets them lawyer up and reads them their Miranda rights, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if we bring the mastermind of 9/11 to New York, give him a lawyer and trial in civilian court, we won’t be at war."

“He seems to think if he closes Guantanamo and releases the hard-core al Qaeda trained terrorists still there, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gets rid of the words, ‘war on terror,’ we won’t be at war. But we are at war and when President Obama pretends we aren’t, it makes us less safe. Why doesn’t he want to admit we’re at war? It doesn’t fit with the view of the world he brought with him to the Oval Office. It doesn’t fit with what seems to be the goal of his presidency – social transformation—the restructuring of American society. President Obama’s first object and his highest responsibility must be to defend us against an enemy that knows we are at war."

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Obama's Super Cleric

Our ObamaNation has learned that Anwar al-Awlaki was cleric to both Major Nidal Malik Hasan(Fort Hood)and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab(Flight 253).

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is denying rumors that Cleric Anwar al-Awlaki has replaced Revered Wright as President Obama's spiritual leader.

Obama's Jihad Airlines

Our ObamaNation has learned that Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, is planning to ask Congress to set a side just sly of a trillion dollars in funding to purchase an airplane for every would be terrorist.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated The President has determined that if every terrorist has their own plane there will no reason for them to fly on commercial airlines.

A Mix of Human and Systemic Failure

Our ObamaNation has learned that Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, admits his administration, in fact, the entire executive branch of the Federal Government is a complex and complete "mix of human and systemic failure".

White House Press Secretary Gibbs stated look real unemployment is over 15%, spending and the debt are out of control, we have no idea what we are doing in Iraq or Afghanistan, the stimulus bill was a bust, the President wants to do nothing besides play golf and basketball and give meaningless speeches, and the liberal left wing controlled Congress is focused solely on undermining health care and our nation's ability to produce energy. Gibbs added we cannot even agree on what to call the war on terror so are you really surprised we have no idea how to handle airline security? Gibbs implied no one dares to mention the FBI, CIA or Homeland Security when the President is within earshot and that was before Flight 253.

Obama: Terrorist's Little Helper

Our ObamaNation has learned that Ralph Peters wrote the following:

"President Obama still refuses to make a connection between the action, the date and Islam"

Yes, Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, is the terrorist's ignorant and arrogant little helper.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Art Therapy Rehabilitation Program for Terrorist

Our ObamaNation has learned that the masterminds for the Christmas Day Northwest Flight 243 terrorist attack had been released from Guantanamo to Saudi Arabia to attend an art therapy rehabilitation program in November of 2007.

Barack Obama who is allegedly the President of the United States and who was allegedly born in Hawaii is hoping to have all of the terrorist held at Guantanamo released to attend this art therapy rehabilitation program in January 2011.

The art produced by these former Guantanamo inmates is popular among those looking for something out of the norm to hang on their walls. The art is available for viewing and purchase at www.getgitmoart.com.

Surfboarding Terrorist Attack Presidential Party


Our ObamaNation has learned that Homeland Security Head Janet Napolitano reports that the system worked really very very smoothly following an apparent terrorist surfboard assault on President Obama.

Secret Service Agents had prepared for a terrorist golf cart attack but the coordinated terrorist surfboard attack temporary caught the agents by complete surprise. A Danish surfer quickly sized up the situation and was able to divert the terrorist away from the President but was unable to prevent injuries to others who were vacationing with the President.

The surfboard attack was hailed by environmentalist as a low carbon footprint approach to terrorism although one is left wondering about what form of transportation the terrorists used to actually get to Hawaii.

Not the Terrorist Czar

Our ObamaNation has learned that the Obama White House is strongly denying that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was arriving in Detroit to become the new Terrorist Czar.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the rumor that Major Nidal Malik Hasan has been assigned the task of compiling a physiological workup on Abdulmutallab is also false. Gibbs added the President's number one concern is not his golf score but insuring that Abdulmutallab is not mistreated by the FBI.

The Obama Terrorist of the Month Club

Our ObamaNation has learned that Oprah Windfrey and Barack Obama are planning a terrorist of the month reality TV show. On the odd number months the show will feature a wannabee foreign terrorist who wants to kill thousands of Americans whereas on even number months the show will feature an elected Democrat who only wishes to destroy America.

The show will concentrated on what President Bush did to provoke their actions. The show will close with a half hour sermon from President Obama with elementary school children in the background singing yes Obama can.

The Obama Mindset

Our ObamaNation has learned that Peter Kirsanow wrote the following:

"As long as the boss remains invincibly callow toward the threat of terrorism, his underlings are likely to reflect that mindset."

Golfing for Flight 253

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama, who would not leave DC before the health care bill was railroaded through the Senate, was unwilling to delay a round of golf to learn the details of the terrorist bombing of Northwest Flight 253.

President Obama sees terrorism as merely a silent game of playful tag whereas the government takeover of health care now that is something worth a thousand speeches.

Playing Tag with Terrorism

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is abandoning the phrase "War on Terror" and replacing it with the more appropriate phrase "Playing Tag with Terrorism"

Just an Ally of the President

Our ObamaNation has learned that the new twist on the old joke is as follows:

Is that a bomb in your pocket or does that tingle in your leg merely indicate your an ally of the President?

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated there is no truth to the rumors that DNA testing indicates that President Obama is the son of Senator John Edwards or that Umar Abdulmutallab is the son or half brother of President Obama. Gibbs added that President Obama is not planning a beer summit at the White House for Umar Abdulmutallab or Major Nidal Malik Hasan.

Gibbs stated that the President Obama is planning his third book entitled "Bowing to the Terrorist in the Rose Garden".

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Future Training

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is planning to send 80 Gitmo terrorists to Yemen for further training.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama is planning to release the current Gitmo terrorists to various locations around the world including several location inside the United States in an attempt to learn how long it takes them to be retrained in more modern methods of terrorism.

Gibbs added that under the proposed health care plan all those released from Gitmo will be given free health insurance to insure that lack of insurance is not an excuse for not returning to their previous dangerous occupation. Gibbs suggested the President will seek in 2010 upwards of a trillion dollars to stimulate the growth of terrorism throughout the United States.

Obama - Terrorism you can believe in.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

No Barack Obama

An Our ObamaNation New Brief

A Democrat Senator visiting the Oval Office was overheard stating

Mr. President, I knew Barack Obama and you are no Barack Obama.