Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is suggesting to the Olympic Committee the following new Olympic Events:
Beach Community Organizing, Synchronized Gang Violent, Talking Your Way Out of a Wet Paper Bag, and Tag Team Voter Intimidation
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Party Trick
An ObamaNation News Brief
Under strict rules of engagement, the interrogators of the Denver terrorists have resorted to telling the terrorists they are invited to a big party but are required to give the names of 10 friends whom they would like to also be at this party. Each of these friends is then required to give the names of 10 additional friends.
Interrogators report that to date this technique has resulted in minimal useful information.
Under strict rules of engagement, the interrogators of the Denver terrorists have resorted to telling the terrorists they are invited to a big party but are required to give the names of 10 friends whom they would like to also be at this party. Each of these friends is then required to give the names of 10 additional friends.
Interrogators report that to date this technique has resulted in minimal useful information.
Democratic Turkeys
Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden stated on a trip where he was being forced to campaign for friends of the President:
"Some of the guys Chuck [Robb] and I have campaigned for are turkeys. Not all Democrats are created equal, while most Republicans are.”
"Some of the guys Chuck [Robb] and I have campaigned for are turkeys. Not all Democrats are created equal, while most Republicans are.”
Natural Fit
An ObamaNation News Brief
World consensus is President Obama was very much in his element as the set up man for this weeks series of preachy sermons by third world dictators at the United Nations.
The President seemed comfortable in the his role of powerless 'every bowing' naive leader of a bankrupt Banana Republic.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we apologize and surrender
He said we promise equality and follow the leader
World consensus is President Obama was very much in his element as the set up man for this weeks series of preachy sermons by third world dictators at the United Nations.
The President seemed comfortable in the his role of powerless 'every bowing' naive leader of a bankrupt Banana Republic.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we apologize and surrender
He said we promise equality and follow the leader
Death Panel Bingo
Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama favors adding as a major component of his health care reform free bingo at all centers counseling elders on end of life issues.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is committed to eliminating the health risks elders face and sees free bingo as a way for elders to greatly reduce the cost of growing old.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all health care and bingo should be free
Don't pay or play and jail or the grave is where you'll be
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is committed to eliminating the health risks elders face and sees free bingo as a way for elders to greatly reduce the cost of growing old.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all health care and bingo should be free
Don't pay or play and jail or the grave is where you'll be
Only Words
Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden stated on September 17, 2009 the following:
"Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.
"I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat."
"The whole purpose of this exercise we are undertaking is to diminish the prospect of the Iranians destabilizing that region in the world. I am less concerned — much less concerned — about the Iranian potential."
Yet, President Obama stated on September 25, 2009 based on information available to him since his election the following:
"The new Iranian plant, the country's second uranium enrichment facility, is believed by U.S. officials to be part of a broad effort by Iran's leadership to pursue the ability to build nuclear weapons. Iran has repeatedly denied having any such goal, insisting that its nuclear program is aimed at generating electricity. U.S. officials said they believe the Qom plant is not yet operational but is intended to produce highly enriched uranium — suitable for nuclear weapons — and will be capable within months of producing enough material for at least one bomb per year."
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clarified these statements by stating President Obama and Vice President Biden simply do not see Iran having a nuclear bomb as a threat.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to making Iran a nuclear nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair, equal bombs means equal altercation
"Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.
"I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat."
"The whole purpose of this exercise we are undertaking is to diminish the prospect of the Iranians destabilizing that region in the world. I am less concerned — much less concerned — about the Iranian potential."
Yet, President Obama stated on September 25, 2009 based on information available to him since his election the following:
"The new Iranian plant, the country's second uranium enrichment facility, is believed by U.S. officials to be part of a broad effort by Iran's leadership to pursue the ability to build nuclear weapons. Iran has repeatedly denied having any such goal, insisting that its nuclear program is aimed at generating electricity. U.S. officials said they believe the Qom plant is not yet operational but is intended to produce highly enriched uranium — suitable for nuclear weapons — and will be capable within months of producing enough material for at least one bomb per year."
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clarified these statements by stating President Obama and Vice President Biden simply do not see Iran having a nuclear bomb as a threat.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to making Iran a nuclear nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair, equal bombs means equal altercation
Paint By Numbers
An ObamaNation News Brief
The consensus of the world leaders is President Obama is a paint by the numbers ultra left wing liberal.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama had a farm
With a nuke nuke here a nuke nuke there Iranian nuke Venezuelan nuke everywhere a nuke nuke
EI EI Owe
The consensus of the world leaders is President Obama is a paint by the numbers ultra left wing liberal.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama had a farm
With a nuke nuke here a nuke nuke there Iranian nuke Venezuelan nuke everywhere a nuke nuke
EI EI Owe
Naive Patsy
An ObamaNation News Brief
President Obama's United Nation visit illustrates conclusively to the entire world our President is a naive patsy.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is a patsy this I know
Because the One told me so
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is naive this I know
Because the One showed me so
President Obama's United Nation visit illustrates conclusively to the entire world our President is a naive patsy.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is a patsy this I know
Because the One told me so
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is naive this I know
Because the One showed me so
Friday, September 25, 2009
Your ObamaCare Ticket to Jail
Our Obamanation has learned that Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) received a handwritten note Thursday from Joint Committee on Taxation Chief of Staff Tom Barthold confirming the penalty for failing to pay the up to $1,900 fee for not buying the free ObamaDontCare health insurance is jail.
"Violators could be charged with a misdemeanor and could face up to a year in jail or a $25,000 penalty"
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to ObamaDontCare.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
He's coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the death panel farm
Where life is terminated all the time
But I'll be happy to see those nice young men
in their clean white coats
And he's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
"Violators could be charged with a misdemeanor and could face up to a year in jail or a $25,000 penalty"
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to ObamaDontCare.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
He's coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the death panel farm
Where life is terminated all the time
But I'll be happy to see those nice young men
in their clean white coats
And he's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
Our ObamaNation has learned that Charisse Carney-Nunes, author of the children’s book “I Am Barack Obama” taught public school students to perform the following chant:
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to make the country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today, equal work means equal pay.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said take a stand, make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black and white, all are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Yeah! Barack Hussein Obama
…Hello Mr. President, We honor you today
For all your great accomplishments, we all do say hooray
Hooray, Mr. President you are No. 1
The first black American to lead this nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to make the country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today, equal work means equal pay.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said take a stand, make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black and white, all are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Yeah! Barack Hussein Obama
…Hello Mr. President, We honor you today
For all your great accomplishments, we all do say hooray
Hooray, Mr. President you are No. 1
The first black American to lead this nation
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Churlish Behavior
Our ObamaNation has learned that David Hughes wrote the following in relation to President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' 'Son of Gaddafi' Obama churlish behavior toward Great Britain Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
"What are we to make of this? This country has proved, through the bravery of men like Acting Sgt Lockett, America's staunchest ally in Afghanistan. In return, the American President treats the British Prime Minister with casual contempt. The President's graceless behaviour is unforgivable. As most members of the Cabinet would confirm, it's not a barrel of laughs having to sit down for a chat with Gordon Brown. But that's not the point. Mr Obama owes this country a great deal for its unflinching commitment to the American-led war in Afghanistan but seems incapable of acknowledging the fact. You might have thought that after the shambles of Mr Brown's first visit to the Obama White House - when there was no joint press conference and the President's "gift" to the Prime Minister was a boxed DVD set - lessons would have been learned. Apparently not. Admittedly, part of the problem was Downing Street's over-anxiety to secure a face-to-face meeting for domestic political purposes but the White House should still have been more obliging. Mr Obama's churlishness is fresh evidence that the US/UK special relationship is a one-way street."
"What are we to make of this? This country has proved, through the bravery of men like Acting Sgt Lockett, America's staunchest ally in Afghanistan. In return, the American President treats the British Prime Minister with casual contempt. The President's graceless behaviour is unforgivable. As most members of the Cabinet would confirm, it's not a barrel of laughs having to sit down for a chat with Gordon Brown. But that's not the point. Mr Obama owes this country a great deal for its unflinching commitment to the American-led war in Afghanistan but seems incapable of acknowledging the fact. You might have thought that after the shambles of Mr Brown's first visit to the Obama White House - when there was no joint press conference and the President's "gift" to the Prime Minister was a boxed DVD set - lessons would have been learned. Apparently not. Admittedly, part of the problem was Downing Street's over-anxiety to secure a face-to-face meeting for domestic political purposes but the White House should still have been more obliging. Mr Obama's churlishness is fresh evidence that the US/UK special relationship is a one-way street."
Cease the Former
Our ObamaNation has received on official White House letterhead the following:
You are ordered to cease using the phrase Former Community Organizer when referring to the President. The President remains a member in good standing with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) and continues to support federal taxpayer funding of ACORN and other organizations devoted to community service.
Our ObamaNation takes our duty to accurately provide information seriously. We promise to refer to the President as the President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama in all future posts.
Our ObamaNation apologizes to the President, the Nation, and the World for this error. We in no way meant to imply that the President did not still have the skills and desire to be a first class A number one community organizer nor did we ever doubt his devotion and support for all the activities of ACORN and its members many of whom he personally mentored.
You are ordered to cease using the phrase Former Community Organizer when referring to the President. The President remains a member in good standing with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) and continues to support federal taxpayer funding of ACORN and other organizations devoted to community service.
Our ObamaNation takes our duty to accurately provide information seriously. We promise to refer to the President as the President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama in all future posts.
Our ObamaNation apologizes to the President, the Nation, and the World for this error. We in no way meant to imply that the President did not still have the skills and desire to be a first class A number one community organizer nor did we ever doubt his devotion and support for all the activities of ACORN and its members many of whom he personally mentored.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Our Son Obama
Our ObamaNation has learned that Libyan Leader Gaddafi speaking at the United Nations declared Obama "our son" and presented the Assembly the original Barack Obama birth certificate. No details of the information on the birth certificate have been released.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs is denying the rumor than Former Senator John Edwards is the President's father.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs is denying the rumor than Former Senator John Edwards is the President's father.
The Student Body President
Our ObamaNation has learned that Victor Davis Hanson wrote the following:
"Many of the former Professor Obama’s problems so far hinge on his administration’s inability to judge public opinion, its own self-righteous sense of self, its non-stop sermonizing, and its suspicion of sincere dissent. In other words, the United States is now a campus, we are the students, and Obama is our university president."
Yes, President, Former Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is our student body president clinging to his ultra radical left wing big government academic Ivy League Marxist dogma while telling all us average folks to simply shut up and be happy seating jobless in the back of his underpowered hybrid green colored bus where the only viable alternative to setting on the bus is being thrown under it.
"Many of the former Professor Obama’s problems so far hinge on his administration’s inability to judge public opinion, its own self-righteous sense of self, its non-stop sermonizing, and its suspicion of sincere dissent. In other words, the United States is now a campus, we are the students, and Obama is our university president."
Yes, President, Former Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is our student body president clinging to his ultra radical left wing big government academic Ivy League Marxist dogma while telling all us average folks to simply shut up and be happy seating jobless in the back of his underpowered hybrid green colored bus where the only viable alternative to setting on the bus is being thrown under it.
Timeout Mr. President
Our ObamaNation has learned that the number one question on the minds of Americans is as follows:
How does a nation go about imposing a timeout on a President?
How does a nation go about imposing a timeout on a President?
Another Bush?
Our ObamaNation has learned that fellow world leader Ayman al-Zawahri stated the following about President, Former Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama.
"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used. God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies."
Ayman al-Zawahri added he would be happy to set down at a beer summit with President Obama and discuss how the President is acting stupidly and merely getting wee weed up about the threat posed by al-Qaida. Ayman al-Zawahri explained al-Qaida is looking forward to having a seat at the Obama table and believes that al-Qaida could play the same role internationally that ACORN does nationally for Obama. Ayman al-Zawahri stated community organizing is and has always been the primary mission of al-Qaida.
Ayman al-Zawahri joked that if Vice President Biden will show him the Biden cave he will show Biden his.
White House press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is considering apologizing for America's crimes and lies against al-Qaida the day the President closes 'Gitmo'. Gibbs added that the President has no intention of bowing to Ayman al-Zawahri unless Ayman al-Zawahri promises to bow afterwards.
"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used. God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies."
Ayman al-Zawahri added he would be happy to set down at a beer summit with President Obama and discuss how the President is acting stupidly and merely getting wee weed up about the threat posed by al-Qaida. Ayman al-Zawahri explained al-Qaida is looking forward to having a seat at the Obama table and believes that al-Qaida could play the same role internationally that ACORN does nationally for Obama. Ayman al-Zawahri stated community organizing is and has always been the primary mission of al-Qaida.
Ayman al-Zawahri joked that if Vice President Biden will show him the Biden cave he will show Biden his.
White House press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is considering apologizing for America's crimes and lies against al-Qaida the day the President closes 'Gitmo'. Gibbs added that the President has no intention of bowing to Ayman al-Zawahri unless Ayman al-Zawahri promises to bow afterwards.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Now Children
Our ObamaNation has learned that Department of Energy Secretary Chu stated the following about Americans energy use:
“The American public…just like your teenage kids, aren’t acting in a way that they should act. The American public has to really understand in their core how important this issue is.”
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President thinks Americans are acting stupidly, childish, and slightly racist in their opposition to the President's energy proposals.
“The American public…just like your teenage kids, aren’t acting in a way that they should act. The American public has to really understand in their core how important this issue is.”
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President thinks Americans are acting stupidly, childish, and slightly racist in their opposition to the President's energy proposals.
No Response
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama plans no federal government response to the massive and life threatening flooding in Georgia and South Carolina.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not see that the flooding in the south is one of the bigger issues facing his administration. Gibbs added the President has a very busy schedule of TV appearances and has no plans to address issues such as flooding, Afghanistan, or the use of federal money to fund underage prostitution.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not see that the flooding in the south is one of the bigger issues facing his administration. Gibbs added the President has a very busy schedule of TV appearances and has no plans to address issues such as flooding, Afghanistan, or the use of federal money to fund underage prostitution.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
The ADD President
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama as been diagnosed with a rare form of Attention Deficit Disorder. Researchers have concluded the President suffers from a compulsion to randomly and careless speak about unnecessary actions using the same phrases over and over independent of the topic he is discussing. The President cares not about the action as long as he views it as one that will allow him to continue talking and being in the public eye while promoting his image as a ultra radical big government liberal citizen of the world.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not have time to address the details because his busy speaking schedule allows no time to be briefed on the critical topics the President is dedicated to addressing in making life better for all citizens.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not have time to address the details because his busy speaking schedule allows no time to be briefed on the critical topics the President is dedicated to addressing in making life better for all citizens.
No Problem
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama stated having a organization he is a member and promotes with federal tax dollars trafficking in under age prostitution is simply not a big deal and not one of the "biggest issues facing the country".
In other news, ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis is outraged by what she saw in the tapes but sees no reason for Congress to take any actions against her organization. Lewis added we are simply a group of community organizers patterning our every action after those of the President and is confident the President will continue to mentor its members and support ACORN with taxpayers money.
In other news, ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis is outraged by what she saw in the tapes but sees no reason for Congress to take any actions against her organization. Lewis added we are simply a group of community organizers patterning our every action after those of the President and is confident the President will continue to mentor its members and support ACORN with taxpayers money.
Pop
Our ObamaNation brings a poem from our President.
Pop
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I'm sure he's unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he's still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He's so unhappy, to which he replies . . .
But I don't care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I've been saving; I'm laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop's black-framed glasses
And know he's laughing too.
-- Barack Obama
Pop
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I'm sure he's unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he's still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He's so unhappy, to which he replies . . .
But I don't care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I've been saving; I'm laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop's black-framed glasses
And know he's laughing too.
-- Barack Obama
Little Bit Racist
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane "ACORN' Obama believes that those who disagree with him on any issue are only doing so because they are just a little bit racist.
Russia, Too Big To Fail
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama considers Russia too big to fail.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama is dedicated to doing everything in his power to reestablishing the former Soviet Union. Gibbs added the stimulus was to reward ultra liberal radical left wing groups that helped to elect the President, TARP was to stabilize the banks of Europe, cash for clunkers was to aid Japan and to reward the unions, and the thrush of our foreign policy is to reestablish Russia as a world power and to bring nuclear capability to the Middle East.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama is dedicated to doing everything in his power to reestablishing the former Soviet Union. Gibbs added the stimulus was to reward ultra liberal radical left wing groups that helped to elect the President, TARP was to stabilize the banks of Europe, cash for clunkers was to aid Japan and to reward the unions, and the thrush of our foreign policy is to reestablish Russia as a world power and to bring nuclear capability to the Middle East.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
ACORN Accountability Summit
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is planning to review the ACORN videos the next time ACORN is seating at the table enjoying a beer and some chips in the White House.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President plans to hold ACORN accountable but sees no reason not to continue to use billions of dollars of government funding to support ACORN's youth based community activities. Gibbs adds using the stimulus money to put teenagers to work in poor communities is money well spent. These teens are merely doing jobs most America teens refuse to do.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President plans to hold ACORN accountable but sees no reason not to continue to use billions of dollars of government funding to support ACORN's youth based community activities. Gibbs adds using the stimulus money to put teenagers to work in poor communities is money well spent. These teens are merely doing jobs most America teens refuse to do.
A Race Race Here
Our ObamaNation has learned that White House Press Secretary 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that the President thinks those opposing him are simply acting stupidly and getting all wee weed up about being called racist.
In other news, Attorney General Eric 'Then Let Them Go' Holder stated all whites and racist in the United States should simply shut up and simply knuckle under to President Obama.
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a race race here a race race there rat race human race everywhere a race race
With a card card here a card card there face card race card everywhere a card card
With a crime crime here a crime crime there street crime violent crime everywhere a crime crime
With a crat crat here a crat cart there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat
With a corn corn here a corn corn there ACORN Obama corn everywhere a corn corn
EI EI Owe
In other news, Attorney General Eric 'Then Let Them Go' Holder stated all whites and racist in the United States should simply shut up and simply knuckle under to President Obama.
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a race race here a race race there rat race human race everywhere a race race
With a card card here a card card there face card race card everywhere a card card
With a crime crime here a crime crime there street crime violent crime everywhere a crime crime
With a crat crat here a crat cart there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat
With a corn corn here a corn corn there ACORN Obama corn everywhere a corn corn
EI EI Owe
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Overwhelming Animosity
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Carter stated the following:
"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African-American."
In other news, researchers have discovered that those who oppose tyranny and instead favor liberty for all are almost always racist. For whatever reason, favoring liberty for all causes the same individual to immediately and intensely dislike people who different from themselves especially on the issue of liberty. This reversal of being truly supportive of liberty while reacting negatively to those favoring tyranny seems to be ingrained and intense and is not reduced even when the person is of another race. Those who favor tyranny seem to be much more open to supporting tyranny for all independent of race or religion. The intolerance of those favoring liberty towards those that do not was shocking high.
"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African-American."
In other news, researchers have discovered that those who oppose tyranny and instead favor liberty for all are almost always racist. For whatever reason, favoring liberty for all causes the same individual to immediately and intensely dislike people who different from themselves especially on the issue of liberty. This reversal of being truly supportive of liberty while reacting negatively to those favoring tyranny seems to be ingrained and intense and is not reduced even when the person is of another race. Those who favor tyranny seem to be much more open to supporting tyranny for all independent of race or religion. The intolerance of those favoring liberty towards those that do not was shocking high.
Change
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'Acorn' Obama dreams of a nation where only Republicans pay taxes and only union members have jobs.
New Meaning
The combined actions of ACORN and the government give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'doing it for the children'.
Yes Obama had a farm
With a speech speech here speech speech there hate speech boring speech everywhere a speech speech
With a lie lie here a lie lie there bold faced lie smooth subtle lie everywhere a lie lie
With a cheat cheat here a cheat cheat there tax cheat czar cheat everywhere a cheat cheat
With a pimp pimp here a pimp pimp there ACORN pimp Union pimp everywhere a pimp pimp
EI EI Owe
Yes Obama had a farm
With a speech speech here speech speech there hate speech boring speech everywhere a speech speech
With a lie lie here a lie lie there bold faced lie smooth subtle lie everywhere a lie lie
With a cheat cheat here a cheat cheat there tax cheat czar cheat everywhere a cheat cheat
With a pimp pimp here a pimp pimp there ACORN pimp Union pimp everywhere a pimp pimp
EI EI Owe
Wilson Rebuked
Our Obamanation has learned that Republican Representative Joseph 'Obama You Lie' Wilson has been rebuked by the House for shouting 'You lie' as President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama was delivering a speech packed with lies about health care reform to a joint session of Congress.
Enation : Perfect Display Lyrics
Humble me
Rebuke me
Correct me
Chastise me
Humble me
Rebuke me
Correct me
Chastise me
I am blind
I can't see
I need you to father me
I am blind
I can't see
I need you to father me
Father me
Love me this way
Love me this way
Perfect love
Perfect display
Take up my heart
Feel this release
I rent all my clothes
Repent on my knees
Love me this way
Love me this way
Perfect love
Perfect display
Seldom Better
Our ObamaNation has learned that a Rasmussen poll indicates that over 2 thirds of Americans prefer a President who speaks poorly and seldom to one that speaks well and often.
Just Like The President
Our ObamaNation has learned that Bonnie Greathouse, Acorn's chief organizer in the Nevada, stated the following:
"We've had bad publicity before. People always come forward to our defense. We're just community organizers, just like the president used to be."
In other news, White Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is proud of his long association with ACORN and looks forward to working with ACORN to improve communities around America. Gibbs added ACORN has been instrumental in increasing voter registration and financing businesses that put our disadvantaged youth in positions where they have the opportunity to serve the needs of others.
"We've had bad publicity before. People always come forward to our defense. We're just community organizers, just like the president used to be."
In other news, White Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is proud of his long association with ACORN and looks forward to working with ACORN to improve communities around America. Gibbs added ACORN has been instrumental in increasing voter registration and financing businesses that put our disadvantaged youth in positions where they have the opportunity to serve the needs of others.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Little Girls Worst Nightmare
Our ObamaNation has learned that ACORN, who has a seat at the table in the Obama administration, is a 11 year old illegal Latino girl's worst nightmare.
In other news, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that ACORN has turned the White House into a brothel where President Obama is the main pimp.
In other news, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that ACORN has turned the White House into a brothel where President Obama is the main pimp.
Criminal Nut
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senate has voted 83 to 7 to remove federal funding from ACORN, Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. The Census Bureau has also cut ties with ACORN.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President as a former community organizer and team leader of ACORN is committed to seeing that ACORN's federal funds be restored and be allowed to serve in collecting information for the 2010 census. Gibbs added ACORN will always have a seat at the table as long as the President is allowed to serve Americans.
Former Green Czar Van Jones stated ACORN is an important clog in bringing green jobs to the inner city by providing loans to those who have creative business plans involving the hiring of the young and minorities to service the needs of the community.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President as a former community organizer and team leader of ACORN is committed to seeing that ACORN's federal funds be restored and be allowed to serve in collecting information for the 2010 census. Gibbs added ACORN will always have a seat at the table as long as the President is allowed to serve Americans.
Former Green Czar Van Jones stated ACORN is an important clog in bringing green jobs to the inner city by providing loans to those who have creative business plans involving the hiring of the young and minorities to service the needs of the community.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Tariff Rift
Our Obamanation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama has imposed tariffs on Chinese tires coming into the United States. Markets all over the world are reacting negatively to the news of the trade war between China and the United States.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is willing to destroy the world economy if it means saving a single union job. Gibbs added the President is committed to saving union jobs even if every nonunion job is lost in America. Look the union supported Obama. Obama is now going to side with the unions even if it means disappointing the communists who also supported Obama.
Hero Of Our Time : Free Trade Lyrics
You claim to keep your hands clean
while their stained by the blood of the people in captivity
they work harder everyday
unaware of the pain that's stitched in every seam
each product we import and each good that we recieve
Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone
Appliances we use, the cars we drive to work
the machine projecting this song to your ears wasn't made in your backyard
they work harder everyday
ignore you, the options they're given have limits
there's no way to compromise
confined without freedom, detained and mistreated in chains
Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone
All in the name of free trade
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is willing to destroy the world economy if it means saving a single union job. Gibbs added the President is committed to saving union jobs even if every nonunion job is lost in America. Look the union supported Obama. Obama is now going to side with the unions even if it means disappointing the communists who also supported Obama.
Hero Of Our Time : Free Trade Lyrics
You claim to keep your hands clean
while their stained by the blood of the people in captivity
they work harder everyday
unaware of the pain that's stitched in every seam
each product we import and each good that we recieve
Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone
Appliances we use, the cars we drive to work
the machine projecting this song to your ears wasn't made in your backyard
they work harder everyday
ignore you, the options they're given have limits
there's no way to compromise
confined without freedom, detained and mistreated in chains
Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone
All in the name of free trade
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Daily Pledge to Obama
Our ObamaNation has learned that starting on October 1, 2009 every American citizen will be required to repeat the following daily pledge:
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge my hands to Obama.
I pledge my heart to Obama.
I pledge my health to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge my property to Obama.
I pledge my life to Obama.
I pledge my soul to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge allegiance to Obama.
I pledge loyalty to Obama.
I pledge faith to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge to obey Obama.
I pledge to honor Obama.
I pledge to worship Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge to serve Barack Obama.
I pledge to serve Barack H. Obama.
I pledge now and forever to serve our President Barack H. Obama.
Alove For Enemies - Broken Pledge Lyrics
Why has your faith gone to nothing
Always pretending that you have made a stand
Leaving all this behind to disappear
Waiting, watching for the trends to let you in
I know your reasons, your claims,
I see an answer, get back and fight
Where have you gone? What have you done?
When will you know? This is for Him
Pick up your cross, get back in the fight
Pick up your cross, get back in the fight
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge my hands to Obama.
I pledge my heart to Obama.
I pledge my health to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge my property to Obama.
I pledge my life to Obama.
I pledge my soul to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge allegiance to Obama.
I pledge loyalty to Obama.
I pledge faith to Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge to obey Obama.
I pledge to honor Obama.
I pledge to worship Obama.
I pledge to serve Obama.
I pledge to serve Barack Obama.
I pledge to serve Barack H. Obama.
I pledge now and forever to serve our President Barack H. Obama.
Alove For Enemies - Broken Pledge Lyrics
Why has your faith gone to nothing
Always pretending that you have made a stand
Leaving all this behind to disappear
Waiting, watching for the trends to let you in
I know your reasons, your claims,
I see an answer, get back and fight
Where have you gone? What have you done?
When will you know? This is for Him
Pick up your cross, get back in the fight
Pick up your cross, get back in the fight
Same Song Same Words
Our ObamaNation has learned that David Kahane wrote the following:
"In every one of the Emperor Hussein’s speeches, not only does the song remain the same, so do the words. I want you to do this. I am going to force you to do that. I will not allow you to do whatever. Not since Thomas Friedman got his column at the New York Times has anyone so abused the first-person singular. Indeed, Barry’s patented speeches are an orgy of solipsistic onanism, his animus apparent, his feelings deeply sensitive. Even though he’d like to discuss these crucial reforms civilly, the time for talking is over. Cross him and he will call you out. And whatever you do, don’t get him all wee-wee’d up."
Beach Boys - That Same Song lyrics
I know (I know) I know (I know)
It took us a long while
To go (to go) to go (to go)
And find us a rock style
I know (I know) I know (I know)
That we can take it one more mile because
We're singing that same song
We're still singing that same song
We're singing that same song
That same song That same song
Same song Oh yeah
Same song Oh yeah
Same song that same song
Same song Oh yeah
Same song Oh yeah
Same song that same song
"In every one of the Emperor Hussein’s speeches, not only does the song remain the same, so do the words. I want you to do this. I am going to force you to do that. I will not allow you to do whatever. Not since Thomas Friedman got his column at the New York Times has anyone so abused the first-person singular. Indeed, Barry’s patented speeches are an orgy of solipsistic onanism, his animus apparent, his feelings deeply sensitive. Even though he’d like to discuss these crucial reforms civilly, the time for talking is over. Cross him and he will call you out. And whatever you do, don’t get him all wee-wee’d up."
Beach Boys - That Same Song lyrics
I know (I know) I know (I know)
It took us a long while
To go (to go) to go (to go)
And find us a rock style
I know (I know) I know (I know)
That we can take it one more mile because
We're singing that same song
We're still singing that same song
We're singing that same song
That same song That same song
Same song Oh yeah
Same song Oh yeah
Same song that same song
Same song Oh yeah
Same song Oh yeah
Same song that same song
Best of Barack
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama plans to stay 100% focused on passing government take over of health care at a cost to taxpayers of trillions of dollars.
In other news, the President has no plans to address ever increasing unemployment, out of control government spending, the escalating death of our soldiers in Afghanistan, the escalating number of bank and home foreclosures, ever increasing corruption in his own political party, and his lack of ability to find staff for his administration.
In still other news, the President will host the United Nations for a few months and plans a never ending series of speeches around America where he repeats highlights from his past speeches titled the 'Best of Barack'. To attend these speeches in person you must pledge allegiances to the United Nations and to serve 'Citizen of the World' Barack Obama.
Act Fast - Reruns Lyrics
Sometimes i
Feel my life
Has stopped before
It has begun
Nothing's changed
It's all the same
My life is just reruns
Sitting alone
In my room
Another wasted night
Another episode
Constantly repeated
Forever is my life
So i conclude that
Reality bites
(look mom, i'm on tv!)
Don't know if i can cope
If everyone knows
When i am down
When i am low
Was it all a lie
My whole life
Was everything wrong
Was nothing right
In other news, the President has no plans to address ever increasing unemployment, out of control government spending, the escalating death of our soldiers in Afghanistan, the escalating number of bank and home foreclosures, ever increasing corruption in his own political party, and his lack of ability to find staff for his administration.
In still other news, the President will host the United Nations for a few months and plans a never ending series of speeches around America where he repeats highlights from his past speeches titled the 'Best of Barack'. To attend these speeches in person you must pledge allegiances to the United Nations and to serve 'Citizen of the World' Barack Obama.
Act Fast - Reruns Lyrics
Sometimes i
Feel my life
Has stopped before
It has begun
Nothing's changed
It's all the same
My life is just reruns
Sitting alone
In my room
Another wasted night
Another episode
Constantly repeated
Forever is my life
So i conclude that
Reality bites
(look mom, i'm on tv!)
Don't know if i can cope
If everyone knows
When i am down
When i am low
Was it all a lie
My whole life
Was everything wrong
Was nothing right
Tea Party Protest March
Our ObamaNation has learned that DC police estimate the attendance at the September 12, 2009 Protest March against the out of control spending by President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama and ultra radical left wing liberal Democrat controlled Congress was 1.2 million average American citizens.
In other news, current estimates have that health care reform if passed will increase federal government spending by an additional $1 trillion in the first 10 years and the cost will escalate greatly in the out years.
In still other news, the $ 1 trillion stimulus package has not only failed to stimulate the economy but has in fact caused the recession to last longer and be deeper in terms of national debt, unemployment, weak dollar, escalating prices for food, gas, and gold, and bank and house foreclosures. Unemployment is projected to worsen to over 10% in 2010.
Kinks - Have A Cuppa Tea lyrics
Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea.
Grandpappy's never late for his dinner,
Cos he loves his leg of beef
And he washes it down with a brandy,
And a fresh made pot of tea.
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea.
If you feel a bit under the weather,
If you feel a little bit peeved,
Take granny's stand-by potion
For any old cough or wheeze.
It's a cure for hepatitis, it's a cure for chronic insomnia,
It's a cure for tonsillitis and for water on the knee.
Tea in the morning, tea in the evening, tea at supper time,
You get tea when it's raining, tea when it's snowing,
Tea when the weather's fine.
You get tea as a mid-day stimulant
You get tea with your afternoon tea
For any old ailment or disease
For Christ sake have a cuppa tea.
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea.
Whatever the situation, whatever the race or creed,
Tea knows no segregation, no class nor pedigree
It knows no motivations, no sect or organisation,
It knows no one religion,
Nor political belief.
In other news, current estimates have that health care reform if passed will increase federal government spending by an additional $1 trillion in the first 10 years and the cost will escalate greatly in the out years.
In still other news, the $ 1 trillion stimulus package has not only failed to stimulate the economy but has in fact caused the recession to last longer and be deeper in terms of national debt, unemployment, weak dollar, escalating prices for food, gas, and gold, and bank and house foreclosures. Unemployment is projected to worsen to over 10% in 2010.
Kinks - Have A Cuppa Tea lyrics
Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea.
Grandpappy's never late for his dinner,
Cos he loves his leg of beef
And he washes it down with a brandy,
And a fresh made pot of tea.
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea.
If you feel a bit under the weather,
If you feel a little bit peeved,
Take granny's stand-by potion
For any old cough or wheeze.
It's a cure for hepatitis, it's a cure for chronic insomnia,
It's a cure for tonsillitis and for water on the knee.
Tea in the morning, tea in the evening, tea at supper time,
You get tea when it's raining, tea when it's snowing,
Tea when the weather's fine.
You get tea as a mid-day stimulant
You get tea with your afternoon tea
For any old ailment or disease
For Christ sake have a cuppa tea.
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea.
Whatever the situation, whatever the race or creed,
Tea knows no segregation, no class nor pedigree
It knows no motivations, no sect or organisation,
It knows no one religion,
Nor political belief.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Stuck in the Middle
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has in his administration communist to his right and truthers to his left and considers himself a centrist between the two groups.
Sandwich - Return to Center lyrics
It's been too many nights
It's been too many nights
It's been too many fights
It's been too many years
Been too many years
Please don't interfere
It's been too many rides
It's been too many rides
I just wanna slide
It's been too many words
It's been too many words
It's getting absurd
It's been too many days
It's been too many gazes
Up and aways
It's been too many cars
It's been too many stars
It's been too many scars
It's been too many towns
It's been too many towns
It's been too many clowns
There's been plenty of flash
There's been plenty to catch
There's been plenty to trash
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
It's been too many weeks
It's been too many geeks
It's been too many freaks
I'll be getting there soon
I'm getting there soon
Thanks to the moon
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
Sandwich - Return to Center lyrics
It's been too many nights
It's been too many nights
It's been too many fights
It's been too many years
Been too many years
Please don't interfere
It's been too many rides
It's been too many rides
I just wanna slide
It's been too many words
It's been too many words
It's getting absurd
It's been too many days
It's been too many gazes
Up and aways
It's been too many cars
It's been too many stars
It's been too many scars
It's been too many towns
It's been too many towns
It's been too many clowns
There's been plenty of flash
There's been plenty to catch
There's been plenty to trash
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
It's been too many weeks
It's been too many geeks
It's been too many freaks
I'll be getting there soon
I'm getting there soon
Thanks to the moon
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
And I can't wait to get home
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't wait to be all alone
Pledge Service to No Man
Our ObamaNation pledges to never pledge service to another man and do so as a tribute to those that fought and died for freedom and liberty of the average individual from such tyranny.
Skrewdriver - (oh No) Here Comes A Commie lyrics
He looks to the east, he worships the beast
Nothing but air in his head
Appears in your eyes, peddling lies
Selling ideas that are dead
He's out there every single morning
Talking 'bout his new day that is dawning
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
He hates his own land, he has a plan
To bring it all down to the ground
Confuse you with lies, installs his spies
Brings our destruction around
He just wants to see our nations dying
His desire is for a Red flag flying
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
Support for his plans, comes from alien lands
People who don't belong here
They come to these shores, they always want more
With their lies and their crocodile tears
The Red gets his support from these invaders
Hopes that their sheer numbers will evade us
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
Oh no, here comes a commie
Says his revolution is right
On no, here comes a commie
Skrewdriver - (oh No) Here Comes A Commie lyrics
He looks to the east, he worships the beast
Nothing but air in his head
Appears in your eyes, peddling lies
Selling ideas that are dead
He's out there every single morning
Talking 'bout his new day that is dawning
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
He hates his own land, he has a plan
To bring it all down to the ground
Confuse you with lies, installs his spies
Brings our destruction around
He just wants to see our nations dying
His desire is for a Red flag flying
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
Support for his plans, comes from alien lands
People who don't belong here
They come to these shores, they always want more
With their lies and their crocodile tears
The Red gets his support from these invaders
Hopes that their sheer numbers will evade us
On no, here comes a commie
Red star on his breast
Oh no, here comes a commie
Won't you give it a rest?
Oh no, here comes a commie
Says his revolution is right
On no, here comes a commie
Constraint Freedom
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama stated the following:
"Our predecessors understood that government could not, and should not, solve every problem. They understood that there are instances when the gains in security from government action are not worth the added constraints on our freedom."
Let us make clear. President Obama is not afraid to constraint freedom while reducing security and economic growth addressing fake crisis thus increasing the size and power of government.
Artrosis - Under Constraint Lyrics
I clench my fists instinctively
Chilly wind of orders
Quells in me zeal
I am like a man-machine
Ensnared by will-power
This is right and this is wrong
Empty grimace on my face
Under constraint
My wandering thought
Stirs up shiver of anxiety
What I have lost - I know !
Louder and louder I hear
Ice cracking that I am standing on
That is me - the missed fire
I treat to blurred smile
Newer and newer words
I am like a man-machine
Ensnared by will-power
This is right and this is wrong
Under constraint
My wandering thought
"Our predecessors understood that government could not, and should not, solve every problem. They understood that there are instances when the gains in security from government action are not worth the added constraints on our freedom."
Let us make clear. President Obama is not afraid to constraint freedom while reducing security and economic growth addressing fake crisis thus increasing the size and power of government.
Artrosis - Under Constraint Lyrics
I clench my fists instinctively
Chilly wind of orders
Quells in me zeal
I am like a man-machine
Ensnared by will-power
This is right and this is wrong
Empty grimace on my face
Under constraint
My wandering thought
Stirs up shiver of anxiety
What I have lost - I know !
Louder and louder I hear
Ice cracking that I am standing on
That is me - the missed fire
I treat to blurred smile
Newer and newer words
I am like a man-machine
Ensnared by will-power
This is right and this is wrong
Under constraint
My wandering thought
Education Plan
Our Obamanation has learned that President, Former Community Organizer, and ACORN team leader Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama has decided every student should be given a laptop and a teleprompter.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the only requirement for receiving a laptop and a teleprompter will be a daily pledge to a life long commitment to serving Czar King Obama. Gibbs added the President is hoping to get students all wee weed up.
Dead Can Dance : Indoctrination lyrics
In times of great vexation
When one must choose between what’s right and wrong
Freedom, so they say,
Amounts to the choices you have made
Through all the arbitrary rationale concerning liberty
Freedom, I must say,
Exists within unconditioned minds
Reason has come of age
How can you be satisfied with things the way they are
When all that surrounds us now and so much more
Remains inside the keeper’s dark embrace?
The insatiable thirst for power has made
Idols out of mortals, gods into clay
Soldiers into heros, children into slaves
All damned
Desires
Their hopes betrayed
Who will suffer the laws
That state can decide your child’s education
Unless you pay the price?
Who will suffer their laws?
Who will suffer their minds?
Who will suffer their words?
Who will suffer their designs?
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the only requirement for receiving a laptop and a teleprompter will be a daily pledge to a life long commitment to serving Czar King Obama. Gibbs added the President is hoping to get students all wee weed up.
Dead Can Dance : Indoctrination lyrics
In times of great vexation
When one must choose between what’s right and wrong
Freedom, so they say,
Amounts to the choices you have made
Through all the arbitrary rationale concerning liberty
Freedom, I must say,
Exists within unconditioned minds
Reason has come of age
How can you be satisfied with things the way they are
When all that surrounds us now and so much more
Remains inside the keeper’s dark embrace?
The insatiable thirst for power has made
Idols out of mortals, gods into clay
Soldiers into heros, children into slaves
All damned
Desires
Their hopes betrayed
Who will suffer the laws
That state can decide your child’s education
Unless you pay the price?
Who will suffer their laws?
Who will suffer their minds?
Who will suffer their words?
Who will suffer their designs?
No Census
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Census bureau has decided that ACORN will not participate in collecting census data in 2010.
ACORN is the criminal group of community organizers closely associated with President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama. ACORN received a large amount of money in the $trillion Obama stimulus package. This is the same stimulus package that has failed to improve the United States economy but has greatly aided many ultra radical left wing groups that supported the Obama campaign.
ACORN is the criminal group of community organizers closely associated with President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama. ACORN received a large amount of money in the $trillion Obama stimulus package. This is the same stimulus package that has failed to improve the United States economy but has greatly aided many ultra radical left wing groups that supported the Obama campaign.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Another Ring
How is ACORN like Barney "Ballpark" Frank?
Both promote prostitution rings out of their main office.
Guns N' Roses - Perfect Crime Lyrics
Kickin' back in the shadows
Got no need for the light
Who's sorry now old timer
Look at how you've spent your life
Scroungin' for change
To put some money in your pocket
My how scratch does burn
Laughin' at the suckers as you pissed it away
But I got the time and I got the muscle
I got the need to lay it all on the line
I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hustle
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
I said it's perfect
Keep the demons down
And drag the skeletons out
I got a blind man followin' me in chains
I said he's fun to watch
When the world has stopped
An I think he's got somethin' to say
"You wanna fuck with me, don't mess with me
'Cause I'm what you'll be so
Don't mess with me
If you had better sense
You'd step aside from the bad side of me
Don't mess wit'da bad side o' me
Stay away from the bad side o' me
Don't mess wit'da bad side"
T MINUS 1:09 AND COUNTING
Ostracized but that's all right
I was thinkin' about somethin' myself
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Call on everybody who's got last rites
Said it's better
if you locked 'em away
Runnin' through the visons
at the speed of light
Won't ya let me be
Just let me be
It better let me be
Don't ya know ya better let me be...
Perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
Don't cha know
It's a perfect crime
Both promote prostitution rings out of their main office.
Guns N' Roses - Perfect Crime Lyrics
Kickin' back in the shadows
Got no need for the light
Who's sorry now old timer
Look at how you've spent your life
Scroungin' for change
To put some money in your pocket
My how scratch does burn
Laughin' at the suckers as you pissed it away
But I got the time and I got the muscle
I got the need to lay it all on the line
I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hustle
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
I said it's perfect
Keep the demons down
And drag the skeletons out
I got a blind man followin' me in chains
I said he's fun to watch
When the world has stopped
An I think he's got somethin' to say
"You wanna fuck with me, don't mess with me
'Cause I'm what you'll be so
Don't mess with me
If you had better sense
You'd step aside from the bad side of me
Don't mess wit'da bad side o' me
Stay away from the bad side o' me
Don't mess wit'da bad side"
T MINUS 1:09 AND COUNTING
Ostracized but that's all right
I was thinkin' about somethin' myself
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Call on everybody who's got last rites
Said it's better
if you locked 'em away
Runnin' through the visons
at the speed of light
Won't ya let me be
Just let me be
It better let me be
Don't ya know ya better let me be...
Perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
Don't cha know
It's a perfect crime
Thursday, September 10, 2009
You Lie!
Our ObamaNation agrees with the conventional wisdom that it wrong to call the President a liar even when it is obvious to all that the President is indeed a serial liar. Yes, Republican Congressman Joe Wilson was wrong to shout "You lie!" during the President's speech despite being correct that the President was indeed lying at that very moment.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Positively Pickled
Our ObamaNation has learned that Camille Paglia wrote the following:
"The Democratic brain has been marinating so long in those clichés ("racism, sexism, homophobia") that it's positively pickled."
Real Mckenzies : Pickled Lyrics
Wasn't so fickle, fickle with my pickle
As fickle as I am today
Nothing like a wiggle & a tickle of your pickle
Especially when you're pickled all day
Pickled in the morning
Pickled through the day
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down
Slaver doon yer mickle for a wiggle & a jiggle
So's the tickle in your pickle will stay
But if you get a trickle
From a wiggle & a jiggle
It's off to the clinic that day
Pickled in the morning
Pickled through the day
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down
Pickled in the moonlight, pickled as the sun comes 'round
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down!
"The Democratic brain has been marinating so long in those clichés ("racism, sexism, homophobia") that it's positively pickled."
Real Mckenzies : Pickled Lyrics
Wasn't so fickle, fickle with my pickle
As fickle as I am today
Nothing like a wiggle & a tickle of your pickle
Especially when you're pickled all day
Pickled in the morning
Pickled through the day
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down
Slaver doon yer mickle for a wiggle & a jiggle
So's the tickle in your pickle will stay
But if you get a trickle
From a wiggle & a jiggle
It's off to the clinic that day
Pickled in the morning
Pickled through the day
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down
Pickled in the moonlight, pickled as the sun comes 'round
Well you might do right by doin' somethin' pickled
So don't put gettin' pickled down!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Senator Kennedy
Our ObamaNation has learned that there is a push on to have Senator Edward Kennedy remain the senior Senator for the state of Massachusetts. A spokesperson for the Senator stated everyone knows where Senator Kennedy stood on the important issues facing this nation and considering that the Democrats have not have a new idea in over 75 years there is no doubt to how the Senator would vote on these issues.
Moreover, those elected to serve in the Senate have continued towards older and less physically and mentally capable individuals who vote on bills that they have not read and could not understand even if they did. The Senate has evolved to the point where attendance is optional and the logical next step is to remove the requirement that the Senator actually be living.
The spokesperson added look registered Democrats who die have been allowed to continue to vote for years. It is simply time to extend this same privilege to those Democrats elected to serve.
Falling Sickness : The Vote Lyrics
Four more years have come and gone
It's time to play that game
Mark your ballot and cross your fingers
Cuz in the end it's all the same
Two different parties - the same old stick
Bombarding my TV
I can't help but wonder
Is this forever Democracy?
Every election we play again
Only to forever lose
To the greedy spineless assholes
We just blindly chose
Do you believe these lying bastards
They just ignore us in the end
This country's ours-let's take it back
Together I know we can
Just don't vote- for Newt or Bill or Ross
I won't vote- For someone I don't trust
Don't vote- the joke just isn't funny
Boycott the vote- It's all about lies and money
You can choose a CIA killer or wanna-be republican
Neo-conservatives rule the world
No one's left to take a stand
Ignore the MTV "Rock the Votes"
It's time to take our stand
This country's ours let's take it back
Together I know we can
So don't just vote- For a fascist billionaire
I won't vote- It goes to show I care
Don't vote- The joke isn't funny
Boycott the vote it's all about power and money
Moreover, those elected to serve in the Senate have continued towards older and less physically and mentally capable individuals who vote on bills that they have not read and could not understand even if they did. The Senate has evolved to the point where attendance is optional and the logical next step is to remove the requirement that the Senator actually be living.
The spokesperson added look registered Democrats who die have been allowed to continue to vote for years. It is simply time to extend this same privilege to those Democrats elected to serve.
Falling Sickness : The Vote Lyrics
Four more years have come and gone
It's time to play that game
Mark your ballot and cross your fingers
Cuz in the end it's all the same
Two different parties - the same old stick
Bombarding my TV
I can't help but wonder
Is this forever Democracy?
Every election we play again
Only to forever lose
To the greedy spineless assholes
We just blindly chose
Do you believe these lying bastards
They just ignore us in the end
This country's ours-let's take it back
Together I know we can
Just don't vote- for Newt or Bill or Ross
I won't vote- For someone I don't trust
Don't vote- the joke just isn't funny
Boycott the vote- It's all about lies and money
You can choose a CIA killer or wanna-be republican
Neo-conservatives rule the world
No one's left to take a stand
Ignore the MTV "Rock the Votes"
It's time to take our stand
This country's ours let's take it back
Together I know we can
So don't just vote- For a fascist billionaire
I won't vote- It goes to show I care
Don't vote- The joke isn't funny
Boycott the vote it's all about power and money
The Czar Difference
Our ObamaNation has learned the following:
The Russian Czars were overthrown by the Communist whereas the Obama Czars are Communist.
The Russian Czars were overthrown by the Communist whereas the Obama Czars are Communist.
Botox
Our ObamaNation has learned that more elected Democrats use botox than pay their taxes.
In other news, over 50% of all elected Democrats were elected to office prior to the Constitutional amendment authorizing federal income tax.
In other news, over 50% of all elected Democrats were elected to office prior to the Constitutional amendment authorizing federal income tax.
Boring
Our ObamaNation has learned that the majority of Americans are simply tired of seeing or hearing the President. Over 60% of voting age Americans are bored with the President's third world dictatorship act.
In other news, the American voters are even more sick of Congress than they are of the President.
In other news, the American voters are even more sick of Congress than they are of the President.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Jones Out Obama Next?
Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, the ultra left wing Marxist green czar, has resigned from the Obama administration. Rumors have it that most in the White House are asking the only member of the administration to the left of Jones to also step down but so far President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is refusing to do so.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President still supports Van Jones and sees Jones as a fellow centrist in the never ending fight to destroy capitalism. Gibbs added the President is not concerned about the 10% of Americans who do not have jobs but is instead concerned with the many who have jobs that are simply not worthy of holding such jobs and the fact that most jobs are simply bad for mother earth.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President still supports Van Jones and sees Jones as a fellow centrist in the never ending fight to destroy capitalism. Gibbs added the President is not concerned about the 10% of Americans who do not have jobs but is instead concerned with the many who have jobs that are simply not worthy of holding such jobs and the fact that most jobs are simply bad for mother earth.
Friday, September 4, 2009
President's Truther
Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, President Obama's special adviser for Green Jobs, Enterprise, and Innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality, signed in 2004 a petition calling for an "immediate inquiry into evidence that suggests high-level government officials may have deliberately allowed the September 11th attacks to occur."
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
No Pointing Fingers
Our ObamaNation has learned that those who support ObamaDontCare are recommending to the White House that those opposed to the plan have their fingers forcefully removed.
Members of MoveOn.org are already biting off the fingers of anyone who publicly opposes any Obama plan.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is simply tire of those opposed pointing fingers at those who are trying to simply make medical care better for all Americans agreeing that if removing fingers is what it takes the President supports the action. Gibbs added the President plans to ask all students to take the pledge to remove the fingers of friends and relatives who oppose any of the Presidents plans or actions.
Members of MoveOn.org are already biting off the fingers of anyone who publicly opposes any Obama plan.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is simply tire of those opposed pointing fingers at those who are trying to simply make medical care better for all Americans agreeing that if removing fingers is what it takes the President supports the action. Gibbs added the President plans to ask all students to take the pledge to remove the fingers of friends and relatives who oppose any of the Presidents plans or actions.
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