Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, the ultra left wing Marxist green czar, has resigned from the Obama administration. Rumors have it that most in the White House are asking the only member of the administration to the left of Jones to also step down but so far President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is refusing to do so.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President still supports Van Jones and sees Jones as a fellow centrist in the never ending fight to destroy capitalism. Gibbs added the President is not concerned about the 10% of Americans who do not have jobs but is instead concerned with the many who have jobs that are simply not worthy of holding such jobs and the fact that most jobs are simply bad for mother earth.
