Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama plans no federal government response to the massive and life threatening flooding in Georgia and South Carolina.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President simply does not see that the flooding in the south is one of the bigger issues facing his administration. Gibbs added the President has a very busy schedule of TV appearances and has no plans to address issues such as flooding, Afghanistan, or the use of federal money to fund underage prostitution.
