Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama favors adding as a major component of his health care reform free bingo at all centers counseling elders on end of life issues.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is committed to eliminating the health risks elders face and sees free bingo as a way for elders to greatly reduce the cost of growing old.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all health care and bingo should be free
Don't pay or play and jail or the grave is where you'll be
