Our ObamaNation has learned that Mark Steyn wrote the following:
"The senator’s actions in the hours and days after emerging from that pond tell us something ugly about Kennedy the man. That he got away with it tells us something ugly about American public life."
Exies - Ugly Lyrics
Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?
I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me
Are you Ugly?
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Look Like Cuba
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrat Representative Diane Watson believes that America is out to destroy any elected including President Obama who "like her" believes Castro is a genius, Cuban health care should be a model for American health reform, and that a communist based form of government is the ideal.
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that the President is working on plans for the government take off of the entire United States economy. Gibbs added the President sees no reason to stop at autos, banks, finance, energy, and health care.
House Speaker Pelosi added President Obama should immediately take over the plane industry because she is tire of flying around in a jet that is simply too small. Pelosi added she is tire of everyone in government lying to her about when she is going to get a bigger jet.
Ace of Base - Cuba Cuba Lyrics
Cuba, Cuba here I come
There's a place in the caribbean sun
Land of future
Land of dreams
Checking for the coast
Cuban cigars
And the last glass in the bar
I see the rise and the fall
Of this down, downtown miami
Give me someone to dance with and love
When the sun goes down
While Fidel is growing his hair
Share in the sun
Givin' us some taps
That's still the one
Where coca cola and coke
Have arrived for consumers
It's so happy and poor
Little country down in the south
We like it
The people, the nature
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that the President is working on plans for the government take off of the entire United States economy. Gibbs added the President sees no reason to stop at autos, banks, finance, energy, and health care.
House Speaker Pelosi added President Obama should immediately take over the plane industry because she is tire of flying around in a jet that is simply too small. Pelosi added she is tire of everyone in government lying to her about when she is going to get a bigger jet.
Ace of Base - Cuba Cuba Lyrics
Cuba, Cuba here I come
There's a place in the caribbean sun
Land of future
Land of dreams
Checking for the coast
Cuban cigars
And the last glass in the bar
I see the rise and the fall
Of this down, downtown miami
Give me someone to dance with and love
When the sun goes down
While Fidel is growing his hair
Share in the sun
Givin' us some taps
That's still the one
Where coca cola and coke
Have arrived for consumers
It's so happy and poor
Little country down in the south
We like it
The people, the nature
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Terrorist Tutorials
Our ObamaNation has learned that Peter Finn, Joby Warrick and Julie Tate wrote the following:
"After enduring the CIA's harshest interrogation methods and spending more than a year in the agency's secret prisons, Khalid Sheik Mohammed stood before U.S. intelligence officers in a makeshift lecture hall, leading what they called 'terrorist tutorials'."
"These scenes provide previously unpublicized details about the transformation of the man known to U.S. officials as KSM from an avowed and truculent enemy of the United States into what the CIA called its 'preeminent source' on al-Qaeda. This reversal occurred after Mohammed was subjected to simulated drowning and prolonged sleep deprivation, among other harsh interrogation techniques."
"KSM, an accomplished resistor, provided only a few intelligence reports prior to the use of the waterboard, and analysis of that information revealed that much of it was outdated, inaccurate or incomplete."
From Autumn To Ashes - Under Pass Tutorial Lyrics
This monument to the matron
Quick change of mood when you came in
A nervous introduction
Then we can form invincible alliance
But you're growing fond of deception
With all the things that you forget to mention
And every indiscretion pushes me further away
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
We are growing more and more distant
We are growing more and more distant
Miss model mess hits the pavement young
Young debutante formed a habit
Measures that may seem drastic
Whatever makes you feel accepted
But I'm going south for the season
With nothing but a paperback companion
And mine is the only opinion
With which I'll have to agree
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
Each and every under pass
That bears the declaration
Of a dated love affair
And the number of Satan
I was educated there
By the commuter station
The burdens you're bearing with
Threaten to break the back of the widow
That weeps when she wakes
We are growing more and more distant
We are growing more and more...
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
"After enduring the CIA's harshest interrogation methods and spending more than a year in the agency's secret prisons, Khalid Sheik Mohammed stood before U.S. intelligence officers in a makeshift lecture hall, leading what they called 'terrorist tutorials'."
"These scenes provide previously unpublicized details about the transformation of the man known to U.S. officials as KSM from an avowed and truculent enemy of the United States into what the CIA called its 'preeminent source' on al-Qaeda. This reversal occurred after Mohammed was subjected to simulated drowning and prolonged sleep deprivation, among other harsh interrogation techniques."
"KSM, an accomplished resistor, provided only a few intelligence reports prior to the use of the waterboard, and analysis of that information revealed that much of it was outdated, inaccurate or incomplete."
From Autumn To Ashes - Under Pass Tutorial Lyrics
This monument to the matron
Quick change of mood when you came in
A nervous introduction
Then we can form invincible alliance
But you're growing fond of deception
With all the things that you forget to mention
And every indiscretion pushes me further away
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
We are growing more and more distant
We are growing more and more distant
Miss model mess hits the pavement young
Young debutante formed a habit
Measures that may seem drastic
Whatever makes you feel accepted
But I'm going south for the season
With nothing but a paperback companion
And mine is the only opinion
With which I'll have to agree
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
Each and every under pass
That bears the declaration
Of a dated love affair
And the number of Satan
I was educated there
By the commuter station
The burdens you're bearing with
Threaten to break the back of the widow
That weeps when she wakes
We are growing more and more distant
We are growing more and more...
Desperate, do you ever grow tired of begging
I know, I know I'd rather live with nothing
Negative, maybe but I've been working on it
Progress just moves so slowly
Taxman's Taxes Option
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democratic Congressmen Charles Rangel who is chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee failed to pay taxes on several million dollars of income.
Senator Dobb and Treasury Secretary Geithner stated taxes are only for those not in power and see no reason Rangel should have to pay taxes.
Attorney General Holder added look laws are something that Democrats pass but they are only intended to punish those who are enemies of the Party.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explained that President Obama is looking forward to campaigning for Rangel's reelection. Gibbs added the President understands that if elected office is limited to those that pay their taxes then it would be simply impossible for Democrats to serve.
Beatles - Taxman Lyrics
1,2,3,4,1,2
Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me,
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah yeah, I’m the Taxman.
(If you drive a car car), I’ll tax the street,
(If you try to sit sit), I’ll tax your seat,
(If you get too cold cold), I’ll tax the heat,
(If you take a walk walk), I’ll tax your feet.
Taxman.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Don’t ask me what I want it for
(Ah Ah! Mister Wilson!)
If you don’t want to pay some more
(Ah Ah! Mister Heath!),
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeeeah, I’m the Taxman.
Now my advice for those who die, (Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes, (Taxman!)
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me, (Taxman).
Senator Dobb and Treasury Secretary Geithner stated taxes are only for those not in power and see no reason Rangel should have to pay taxes.
Attorney General Holder added look laws are something that Democrats pass but they are only intended to punish those who are enemies of the Party.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explained that President Obama is looking forward to campaigning for Rangel's reelection. Gibbs added the President understands that if elected office is limited to those that pay their taxes then it would be simply impossible for Democrats to serve.
Beatles - Taxman Lyrics
1,2,3,4,1,2
Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me,
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah yeah, I’m the Taxman.
(If you drive a car car), I’ll tax the street,
(If you try to sit sit), I’ll tax your seat,
(If you get too cold cold), I’ll tax the heat,
(If you take a walk walk), I’ll tax your feet.
Taxman.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Don’t ask me what I want it for
(Ah Ah! Mister Wilson!)
If you don’t want to pay some more
(Ah Ah! Mister Heath!),
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeeeah, I’m the Taxman.
Now my advice for those who die, (Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes, (Taxman!)
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me, (Taxman).
Chappaquiddick Joker
Our ObamaNation has learned that Ed Klein in a tribute to the humor of Senator Ted Kennedy had this to say:
"I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing. It’s not that he didn’t feel remorse about the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, but that he still always saw the other side of everything and the ridiculous side of things, too."
In other news, Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senator also enjoyed hearing jokes about women being forced to submit on the beach, about priests or Michael Jackson interacting with children, about abortions in the 9th month, or about the elderly being refused medical services under Obama Kennedy Care.
Do you know what is the most dangerous vehicle in America?
Any Oldsmobile with Ted Kennedy driving and Dick Cheney riding shotgun.
Bee Gees - I Started A Joke Lyrics
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
"I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing. It’s not that he didn’t feel remorse about the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, but that he still always saw the other side of everything and the ridiculous side of things, too."
In other news, Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senator also enjoyed hearing jokes about women being forced to submit on the beach, about priests or Michael Jackson interacting with children, about abortions in the 9th month, or about the elderly being refused medical services under Obama Kennedy Care.
Do you know what is the most dangerous vehicle in America?
Any Oldsmobile with Ted Kennedy driving and Dick Cheney riding shotgun.
Bee Gees - I Started A Joke Lyrics
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
Term Limits
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama has rejected the idea of imposing ObamaDontCare on the Congress.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that after careful review the President has decided that imposing the Obama Kennedy Care on Congress considering their age and their health would be an indirect form of term limits and as such is unconstitutional.
In other news, the 535 members of Congress spend more on Botox than all but 5 nations in the world spend on health care annually.
Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits Lyrics
A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that after careful review the President has decided that imposing the Obama Kennedy Care on Congress considering their age and their health would be an indirect form of term limits and as such is unconstitutional.
In other news, the 535 members of Congress spend more on Botox than all but 5 nations in the world spend on health care annually.
Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits Lyrics
A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
Last Words
Our ObamaNation has learned that C. Edmund Wright recorded Senator Kennedy's last words:
"President Obama is still our President. But he should not be able to reach out from the muck of Chicago pay to play power, reach into the muck of American hating black separatistism, and impose his reactionary view of the Constitution on this and the next generation of Americans. No care would be better than Obama Care."
Thousand Foot Krutch - Last Words Lyrics
This might be the last chance I get
I'm sorry I left you
I'm living in a world of regret
Don't cry if you can hear me
I never meant to hurt you dearly
I was so wrong sincerely
Don't stop take life seriously
These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
There's so much I've done wrong
Since I left it hit me so strong
Take my hand and let's walk through
All the times I've lied and hurt you
Those people, please love them
Don't hate them, we're not above them
You can have everything, but have nothing
Listen I've got to tell you something
These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
If there was ever one thing
I could ever get across to you
I'd tell you not to say the things you do
And tell my mother that I love her too
And no matter what life pulls ya through (no!)
You've got what it takes to make it through
And if I was you, I'd get on my knees and pray
Thank God in the morning for another day
coz these are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
Life is more than just the games you're playing
"President Obama is still our President. But he should not be able to reach out from the muck of Chicago pay to play power, reach into the muck of American hating black separatistism, and impose his reactionary view of the Constitution on this and the next generation of Americans. No care would be better than Obama Care."
Thousand Foot Krutch - Last Words Lyrics
This might be the last chance I get
I'm sorry I left you
I'm living in a world of regret
Don't cry if you can hear me
I never meant to hurt you dearly
I was so wrong sincerely
Don't stop take life seriously
These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
There's so much I've done wrong
Since I left it hit me so strong
Take my hand and let's walk through
All the times I've lied and hurt you
Those people, please love them
Don't hate them, we're not above them
You can have everything, but have nothing
Listen I've got to tell you something
These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
If there was ever one thing
I could ever get across to you
I'd tell you not to say the things you do
And tell my mother that I love her too
And no matter what life pulls ya through (no!)
You've got what it takes to make it through
And if I was you, I'd get on my knees and pray
Thank God in the morning for another day
coz these are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving
Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
Life is more than just the games you're playing
Friday, August 28, 2009
Crying Shame
Our ObamaNation wonders how a Nation and its President explain the following?:
We honor a man who due to his drinking caused a woman to be put in peril, who due to his criminal neglect caused her to drown, who attempted to get others to assume the blame for his irresponsible and illegal actions, who was never in anyway asked to pay a penalty for these actions, and who was allowed to continue to serve in elected office.
We conduct a criminal investigation into CIA agents who under strict controls interrogated known terrorists, who used water based techniques that in no way put the terrorists in peril, who assumed full responsibility for their actions being within strict guidelines, who conducted these interrogations hoping to save the lives of others, who are now being asked to pay a penalty for their responsible and honorable actions, and who only want to be allowed to continue to serve their country.
Muse - Crying Shame Lyrics
Too much
And we demolished too much
And yeah we really messed it up
And yeah baby you've lost your touch
But we had a dream
And it was meant to be
And we were kissing gods
Against all the odds
Now it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
You don't know who to blame
We'll never be the same
And it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
We honor a man who due to his drinking caused a woman to be put in peril, who due to his criminal neglect caused her to drown, who attempted to get others to assume the blame for his irresponsible and illegal actions, who was never in anyway asked to pay a penalty for these actions, and who was allowed to continue to serve in elected office.
We conduct a criminal investigation into CIA agents who under strict controls interrogated known terrorists, who used water based techniques that in no way put the terrorists in peril, who assumed full responsibility for their actions being within strict guidelines, who conducted these interrogations hoping to save the lives of others, who are now being asked to pay a penalty for their responsible and honorable actions, and who only want to be allowed to continue to serve their country.
Muse - Crying Shame Lyrics
Too much
And we demolished too much
And yeah we really messed it up
And yeah baby you've lost your touch
But we had a dream
And it was meant to be
And we were kissing gods
Against all the odds
Now it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
You don't know who to blame
We'll never be the same
And it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
How About 14 Trillion
Our ObamaNation has learned that the The Concord Coalition Plausible Baseline is projecting a federal deficit of an additional $14.4 trillion over the next 10 years bringing the total federal debt to $25 trillion.
The CBO has already increased it deficit estimate from $7 trillion to $9 trillion.
Nat King Cole - The Party's Over Lyrics
The party's over
It's time to call it a day
They've burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
It's time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid
The party's over
The candles flicker and dim
You danced and dreamed through the night
It seemed to be right just being with him
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend
The party's over
It's time to call it a day
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend
It's all over, my friend
Repeat Performance
Our ObamaNation has learned President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama stated the following:
"One of my first acts as president is going to be call in my new attorney general to review every single executive order that’s been issued... to overturn those that are undermining the Constitution, undermining our civil liberties, that are promoting this cockamamie theory of Unitary government, that says that somehow the executive branch does not need to obey the Constitution … and during that process of review, if it’s determined that laws have been broken, then obviously accountability would be part of my Attorney General’s job."
Our ObamaNation is not surprised that the same ultra liberal Left that abandoned our war veterans fighting for our freedom from Communism are now criminalizing the activities of the agents trying to protect us from the evils of Terrorism.
Offspring - Can't Repeat Lyrics
I woke the other day
And saw my world has changed
The past is over but tomorrow's wishful thinking
I can't hold on what's been done (woah-oh)
I can't grab on what's to come (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing I could stop, but
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
Memories are bittersweet
The good times we can't repeat
Those days are gone and we can never get them back
Now we must move ahead (woah-oh)
Despite our fear and dread (woah-oh)
We're all just wishing we could stop, but
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe your eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
With all our joys and fears
Wrapped in forgotten years
The past is laughing as today just slips away
Time tears down what we've made (woah-oh)
And sets another stage (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing we could stop
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
Time rolls on
"One of my first acts as president is going to be call in my new attorney general to review every single executive order that’s been issued... to overturn those that are undermining the Constitution, undermining our civil liberties, that are promoting this cockamamie theory of Unitary government, that says that somehow the executive branch does not need to obey the Constitution … and during that process of review, if it’s determined that laws have been broken, then obviously accountability would be part of my Attorney General’s job."
Our ObamaNation is not surprised that the same ultra liberal Left that abandoned our war veterans fighting for our freedom from Communism are now criminalizing the activities of the agents trying to protect us from the evils of Terrorism.
Offspring - Can't Repeat Lyrics
I woke the other day
And saw my world has changed
The past is over but tomorrow's wishful thinking
I can't hold on what's been done (woah-oh)
I can't grab on what's to come (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing I could stop, but
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
Memories are bittersweet
The good times we can't repeat
Those days are gone and we can never get them back
Now we must move ahead (woah-oh)
Despite our fear and dread (woah-oh)
We're all just wishing we could stop, but
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe your eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
With all our joys and fears
Wrapped in forgotten years
The past is laughing as today just slips away
Time tears down what we've made (woah-oh)
And sets another stage (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing we could stop
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
Time rolls on
Zeroing In
Our ObamaNation has learned that Doctor Zero stated the following:
"A few weeks ago, Attorney General Eric Holder saw nothing wrong with Black Panthers using billy clubs to intimidate voters. Today, he thinks intimidating terrorists with cigars is a crime. Holder is the one who should be answering tough questions under oath."
In other news, Former President Bill Clinton stated nothing he ever did with a cigar amounted to torture.
Yeah Yeah Yeah - Zero Lyrics
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure? Hope not!
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
What’s your name?
Your zero
What’s your name?
No one’s gonna ask you
Better find out where they want you to go
Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark
"A few weeks ago, Attorney General Eric Holder saw nothing wrong with Black Panthers using billy clubs to intimidate voters. Today, he thinks intimidating terrorists with cigars is a crime. Holder is the one who should be answering tough questions under oath."
In other news, Former President Bill Clinton stated nothing he ever did with a cigar amounted to torture.
Yeah Yeah Yeah - Zero Lyrics
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure? Hope not!
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
What’s your name?
Your zero
What’s your name?
No one’s gonna ask you
Better find out where they want you to go
Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark
Want List of CIA
Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Lieberman stated the following concerning the criminal investigation of past CIA activity:
“I respectfully regret this decision by Attorney General Holder and fear our country will come to regret it too because an open ended criminal investigation of past CIA activity, which has already been condemned and prohibited, will have a chilling effect on the men and women of our intelligence community whose uninhibited bravery and skill we depend on every day to protect our homeland from the next terrorist attack. Career prosecutors in the Department of Justice have previously reviewed allegations of abuse and concluded that prosecution was not warranted, with the exception of one CIA contractor who has already been convicted. President Obama has established clear guidelines to ensure that past abuses are not repeated and has stated his desire to look forward rather than backward.
“We cannot take for granted the fact that our homeland has not been attacked since September 11, 2001. That has occurred only because of the constant vigilance and unflinching efforts by those brave individuals in our military, civilian homeland security and counterterrorism agencies, and the intelligence community. These public servants must of course live within the law but they must also be free to do their dangerous and critical jobs without worrying that years from now a future Attorney General will authorize a criminal investigation of them for behavior that a previous Attorney General concluded was authorized and legal.”
In other news, investigation into the CIA use of EITs revealed the following:
"With respect to al Nashiri [redacted] reported two waterboard sessions in November 2002, after which the psychologist / interrogations determined that al Nashiri was compliant. However, after being moved [redacted] al Nashiri was thought to be withholding information. Al Nashiri subsequently received additional EITs, [redacted] but not the waterboard. The Agency then determined al Nashiri to be 'compliant.' Because of the litany of techniques used by different interrogators over a relatively short period of time, it is difficult to identify why exactly al Nashiri became more willing to provide information. However, following the use of EITs, he provided information about his most current operational planning and [redacted] as opposed to the historical information he provided before the use of EITs."
"KSM provided information that helped lead to the arrests of terrorists including Sayfullah Paracha and his son Uzair Paracha, businessmen who Khalid Shaykh Muhammad planned to use to smuggle explosives into the United States; Saleh Almari, a sleeper operative in New York; and Majid Khan, an operative who could enter the United States easily and was tasked to research attacks [redacted]. Khalid Shaykh Muhammad’s information also led to the investigation and prosecution of Iyman Faris, the truck driver arrested in early 2003 in Ohio."
"During the course of this Review, a number of Agency officers expressed unsolicited concern about the possibility of recrimination or legal action resulting from their participation in the CTC program. A number of officers expressed concern that a human rights group might pursue them for activities [redacted]. Additionally, they feared that the Agency would not stand behind them if this occurred."
"One officer expressed concern that one day, Agency officers will wind up on some 'wanted list' to appear before the World Court for war crimes. Another said, 'Ten years from now we're going to be sorry we're doing this...[but] it has to be done.'"
In still other news, Attorney Holder stated that he plans criminal investigations into all government agencies abbreviated using 3 letters then moving to those using 4 letters and so on. Holder added he is hoping to have more special prosecutors than President Obama has czars. Speaker Pelosi added all these agencies are full of liars who deserve to be tortured until she is given a bigger plane.
State Radio - CIA Lyric
Ma ma mama don't look now,
There's red bus coming up along.
I might recommend that when the protests are over,
You will not expect to be so well.
When the capital is crowded with effigies,
And they might do you in if you don't know your country.
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit on the crowd and keep them workin',
And say again.
Ma ma mama don't you see?
'Cause it's just one of them lonely days,
When we say how we fear that the last fence has fallen.
You will not expect to be so welcome to life of a foreign national,
Where are the Americans
Now that they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Since they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs.
“I respectfully regret this decision by Attorney General Holder and fear our country will come to regret it too because an open ended criminal investigation of past CIA activity, which has already been condemned and prohibited, will have a chilling effect on the men and women of our intelligence community whose uninhibited bravery and skill we depend on every day to protect our homeland from the next terrorist attack. Career prosecutors in the Department of Justice have previously reviewed allegations of abuse and concluded that prosecution was not warranted, with the exception of one CIA contractor who has already been convicted. President Obama has established clear guidelines to ensure that past abuses are not repeated and has stated his desire to look forward rather than backward.
“We cannot take for granted the fact that our homeland has not been attacked since September 11, 2001. That has occurred only because of the constant vigilance and unflinching efforts by those brave individuals in our military, civilian homeland security and counterterrorism agencies, and the intelligence community. These public servants must of course live within the law but they must also be free to do their dangerous and critical jobs without worrying that years from now a future Attorney General will authorize a criminal investigation of them for behavior that a previous Attorney General concluded was authorized and legal.”
In other news, investigation into the CIA use of EITs revealed the following:
"With respect to al Nashiri [redacted] reported two waterboard sessions in November 2002, after which the psychologist / interrogations determined that al Nashiri was compliant. However, after being moved [redacted] al Nashiri was thought to be withholding information. Al Nashiri subsequently received additional EITs, [redacted] but not the waterboard. The Agency then determined al Nashiri to be 'compliant.' Because of the litany of techniques used by different interrogators over a relatively short period of time, it is difficult to identify why exactly al Nashiri became more willing to provide information. However, following the use of EITs, he provided information about his most current operational planning and [redacted] as opposed to the historical information he provided before the use of EITs."
"KSM provided information that helped lead to the arrests of terrorists including Sayfullah Paracha and his son Uzair Paracha, businessmen who Khalid Shaykh Muhammad planned to use to smuggle explosives into the United States; Saleh Almari, a sleeper operative in New York; and Majid Khan, an operative who could enter the United States easily and was tasked to research attacks [redacted]. Khalid Shaykh Muhammad’s information also led to the investigation and prosecution of Iyman Faris, the truck driver arrested in early 2003 in Ohio."
"During the course of this Review, a number of Agency officers expressed unsolicited concern about the possibility of recrimination or legal action resulting from their participation in the CTC program. A number of officers expressed concern that a human rights group might pursue them for activities [redacted]. Additionally, they feared that the Agency would not stand behind them if this occurred."
"One officer expressed concern that one day, Agency officers will wind up on some 'wanted list' to appear before the World Court for war crimes. Another said, 'Ten years from now we're going to be sorry we're doing this...[but] it has to be done.'"
In still other news, Attorney Holder stated that he plans criminal investigations into all government agencies abbreviated using 3 letters then moving to those using 4 letters and so on. Holder added he is hoping to have more special prosecutors than President Obama has czars. Speaker Pelosi added all these agencies are full of liars who deserve to be tortured until she is given a bigger plane.
State Radio - CIA Lyric
Ma ma mama don't look now,
There's red bus coming up along.
I might recommend that when the protests are over,
You will not expect to be so well.
When the capital is crowded with effigies,
And they might do you in if you don't know your country.
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit on the crowd and keep them workin',
And say again.
Ma ma mama don't you see?
'Cause it's just one of them lonely days,
When we say how we fear that the last fence has fallen.
You will not expect to be so welcome to life of a foreign national,
Where are the Americans
Now that they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Since they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Now Our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former radical sympathizer
turned community organizer
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a citizen of the world
turned apologizer for our sins in the world
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former follower of Ayers
turned fellow worshipper of Wright
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former Harvard Ivy leaguer
turned Harvard Alinsky true believer
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former editor and chief
turned commander and chief
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former Iraqi war Anti Bush protester
turned Afghanistan war Pro Bush impersonator
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a silver tongue
turned teleprompter sayin' nothin' wrong
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a pack a day chain smoker
turned unconvincing Palestinian poster joker
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former beggar of $million shake downs
turned reckless provider of $trillion hand downs
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are now wee weed up
Young Jeezy - My President Lyrics
My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I be darned if my rims ain't too
My money's light green and my Jordan's light gray
And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay, let's go
Today was a good day, hope I have me a great night
I dunno what you fishin' for, hope you catch you a great white
Need I say great white, heavy as killer whales
I cannot believe this, who knew it came in bails?
Who knew it came with jail, who knew it came with prison?
Just 'cause you got an opinion does that make you a politician?
Bush robbed all of us, would that make him a criminal?
And then he cheated in Florida, would that make him a Seminole?
I say and I quote, we need a miracle
and are wee weed up
'bout former radical sympathizer
turned community organizer
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a citizen of the world
turned apologizer for our sins in the world
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former follower of Ayers
turned fellow worshipper of Wright
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former Harvard Ivy leaguer
turned Harvard Alinsky true believer
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former editor and chief
turned commander and chief
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former Iraqi war Anti Bush protester
turned Afghanistan war Pro Bush impersonator
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a silver tongue
turned teleprompter sayin' nothin' wrong
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a pack a day chain smoker
turned unconvincing Palestinian poster joker
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology
We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former beggar of $million shake downs
turned reckless provider of $trillion hand downs
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President
We acted so stupidly
and are now wee weed up
Young Jeezy - My President Lyrics
My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I be darned if my rims ain't too
My money's light green and my Jordan's light gray
And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay, let's go
Today was a good day, hope I have me a great night
I dunno what you fishin' for, hope you catch you a great white
Need I say great white, heavy as killer whales
I cannot believe this, who knew it came in bails?
Who knew it came with jail, who knew it came with prison?
Just 'cause you got an opinion does that make you a politician?
Bush robbed all of us, would that make him a criminal?
And then he cheated in Florida, would that make him a Seminole?
I say and I quote, we need a miracle
Illegal Mandate
Our ObamaNation has learned that David B. Rivkin Jr. and Lee A. Casey find mandatory health insurance to be unconstitutional writing the following:
"Can Congress require every American to buy health insurance? In short, no. The Constitution assigns only limited, enumerated powers to Congress and none, including the power to regulate interstate commerce or to impose taxes, would support a federal mandate requiring anyone who is otherwise without health insurance to buy it."
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President sees no reason to let the Constitution get in the way of what is best for Americans adding the President does not understand why those on the extreme far right are so wee weed up about something as unimportant as the Constitution.
From Ashes Rise - The Mandate Lyrics
Take a rigid allegiance to all that gleams,
to all that glitters and shines in the blood of machines.
For all that take solace in antiquity,
take your phantoms and cast them away, curse them to waste.
Smash no commandments, curse them to waste.
Lay your head down in pastures of circuits unseen.
Swallow fallout from heaven that lands at your feet.
For all that take solace in antiquity, waste away, curse it to waste.
Smash no commandments, curse them to waste.
"Can Congress require every American to buy health insurance? In short, no. The Constitution assigns only limited, enumerated powers to Congress and none, including the power to regulate interstate commerce or to impose taxes, would support a federal mandate requiring anyone who is otherwise without health insurance to buy it."
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President sees no reason to let the Constitution get in the way of what is best for Americans adding the President does not understand why those on the extreme far right are so wee weed up about something as unimportant as the Constitution.
From Ashes Rise - The Mandate Lyrics
Take a rigid allegiance to all that gleams,
to all that glitters and shines in the blood of machines.
For all that take solace in antiquity,
take your phantoms and cast them away, curse them to waste.
Smash no commandments, curse them to waste.
Lay your head down in pastures of circuits unseen.
Swallow fallout from heaven that lands at your feet.
For all that take solace in antiquity, waste away, curse it to waste.
Smash no commandments, curse them to waste.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Disarray
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama, after 7 months in office, has filled only 40% of the top level positions in his administration. This explains why his administration is so reckless and in total disarray when attempting to change America with his radical left wing ultra liberal socialist big government agenda.
In other news, the consensus is the stimulus package, TARP, and auto bailout are all drags on the economy with unemployment approaching 10%. Moreover, the cap and trade energy bill and the health reform bill if passed will further reduce economy growth while greatly increasing the already projected additional 10 trillion in deficits over the next 10 years.
Lifehouse - Disarray Lyrics
I've faced my demons
Wrestling these angels to the ground
And all that I could find
Was a thin line between
All the saints and villains
It was crossed in my own minds
Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way
Struggling between the facts and fiction
I’m alone
But I'm alive
Everyone around me is trying to make a statement,
then there's me
I’m just trying to survive
Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way
If this was any other day
I pretend to know where I stand
I Just don’t know (just don’t know)
I Just don’t know
Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way
Someday I will find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
In other news, the consensus is the stimulus package, TARP, and auto bailout are all drags on the economy with unemployment approaching 10%. Moreover, the cap and trade energy bill and the health reform bill if passed will further reduce economy growth while greatly increasing the already projected additional 10 trillion in deficits over the next 10 years.
Lifehouse - Disarray Lyrics
I've faced my demons
Wrestling these angels to the ground
And all that I could find
Was a thin line between
All the saints and villains
It was crossed in my own minds
Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way
Struggling between the facts and fiction
I’m alone
But I'm alive
Everyone around me is trying to make a statement,
then there's me
I’m just trying to survive
Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way
If this was any other day
I pretend to know where I stand
I Just don’t know (just don’t know)
I Just don’t know
Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way
Someday I will find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
Return on Expectancy
Our ObamaNation has learned we as a nation are getting a positive return on our investment when it comes to life expectancy.
The graph above clearly illustrates as we have increased the percent of GDP spent on medical care the life expectancy of the average American has increased. We may be spending too much on medical care but we seem to be getting a return for each additional dollar spent compared to other ways we spend our money.
So why are we in such a hurry to radically change a medical system that is working?
The Rise - Durational Expectancy Lyrics
I have seen the course from here and I am not sold
Wage slave line so a few can get up
I have seen the hand they hold and I will not fold
Tape me shut, outside lines are cutoff
...and this is the wrong direction
We're losing our lives to the past
Leave everything behind and turnaround
I have seen the road ahead and its less known
We can pave where it will take us
I have seen the plan for us and its corrupt
Wiating for no one left to stand
...and this is the wrong direction
We're losing our lives to the past
Leave everything behind and turnaround
Wake up, time is on its way
...and this is the wrong direction
We're losing our lives to the past
Leave everything behind and turnaround.
Stand Back
Let Us Stand Back
From The Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where White Is White
And Black Is Black
About What Is Truth
Let Us Stand Back
From the Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where You Pay
The Exact Same Day
For What You Buy
Let Us Stand Back
From the Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where Right Is Right
And Worth The Fight
For Freedom And Liberty
Uriah Heep - Stand back Lyrics
I see him coming
He's out to get you
He'll get us fooling your door
You've got a letter
From the sisters of mercy
They can't have you no more
Temptation, such sweet song
That burns inside
One rhythm, one power
One drain of blood left you dry
I see you there
Before the dancin' visions
So many stars in your eyes
You've got it all
But you ain't seen nothing
How can you be so blind
Stand back
Make way for the zodiac boy
Stand back
I'm gonna take you
To the other side
Stand back
Make way for the zodiac boy
Stand back
You've gotta listen to
The power of the future
It's so easy, it's a chain reaction
Every step of the way
There are places
You've been dreaming of
But never knew the way
Temptation, such a good thing
That burns inside
One rhythm, one power
One drain left you dry
From The Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where White Is White
And Black Is Black
About What Is Truth
Let Us Stand Back
From the Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where You Pay
The Exact Same Day
For What You Buy
Let Us Stand Back
From the Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where Right Is Right
And Worth The Fight
For Freedom And Liberty
Uriah Heep - Stand back Lyrics
I see him coming
He's out to get you
He'll get us fooling your door
You've got a letter
From the sisters of mercy
They can't have you no more
Temptation, such sweet song
That burns inside
One rhythm, one power
One drain of blood left you dry
I see you there
Before the dancin' visions
So many stars in your eyes
You've got it all
But you ain't seen nothing
How can you be so blind
Stand back
Make way for the zodiac boy
Stand back
I'm gonna take you
To the other side
Stand back
Make way for the zodiac boy
Stand back
You've gotta listen to
The power of the future
It's so easy, it's a chain reaction
Every step of the way
There are places
You've been dreaming of
But never knew the way
Temptation, such a good thing
That burns inside
One rhythm, one power
One drain left you dry
Free Fall
Our ObamaNation has learned that the latest Rasmussen's approval index indicates the approval rating for President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is in free fall.
"Only 27 percent now 'strongly approve' of Obama's performance, while 41 percent 'strongly disapprove.'"
In Flames - Free Fall Lyrics
Mirror mirror,
How far will I go?
Despite the foundation,
I am falling.
Sweet reflection,
Will you save a place for me?
Where am I heading?
Could you grant me a haven?
For what I am punished,
Could I ever repent?
Mother Nature, I’m wide open,
Waiting for you to move me.
Don’t keep it from me!
This is a free fall!
This is a free fall!
I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.
Father time, every time I stop and feel,
You’re there to tell me I’m already late.
Don’t keep it from me!
This is a free fall!
I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
It’s like I’m living a lie.
I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.
I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.
"Only 27 percent now 'strongly approve' of Obama's performance, while 41 percent 'strongly disapprove.'"
In Flames - Free Fall Lyrics
Mirror mirror,
How far will I go?
Despite the foundation,
I am falling.
Sweet reflection,
Will you save a place for me?
Where am I heading?
Could you grant me a haven?
For what I am punished,
Could I ever repent?
Mother Nature, I’m wide open,
Waiting for you to move me.
Don’t keep it from me!
This is a free fall!
This is a free fall!
I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.
Father time, every time I stop and feel,
You’re there to tell me I’m already late.
Don’t keep it from me!
This is a free fall!
I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
It’s like I’m living a lie.
I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.
I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.
Whoops
Our ObmaNation has learned that Jonah Goldberg wrote the following concerning the use of the word racism by Democrats and the media.
"What’s dismaying is how the press and Democrats are so desperate to obscure this point. The only notable political violence at a town hall was against a black man, roughed up by pro-Obama toughs. The assault weapon lawfully carried to a demonstration was carried by a black man. That supposedly racist poster depicting Obama as the Joker? (An LA Weekly writer fumed, “The only thing missing is a noose.”) That was created by a Palestinian-American supporter of left-wing garden gnome Dennis Kucinich. Whoops!"
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a whoop whoop here and a whoop whoop there here a whoop there a whoop everywhere a whoop whoop.
Etta James - Whoops Lyrics
Oh lord I tried I have tried
so damn hard to fit in
I've worn away my edges
And I'm looking mighty thin
Whoops-a-daisy don't trip that wire
Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops
I know all your soft spots
They're the same soft spots that are in me
If you keep on scratching
They will flare up suddenly
Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops
Whoops
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoops
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
"What’s dismaying is how the press and Democrats are so desperate to obscure this point. The only notable political violence at a town hall was against a black man, roughed up by pro-Obama toughs. The assault weapon lawfully carried to a demonstration was carried by a black man. That supposedly racist poster depicting Obama as the Joker? (An LA Weekly writer fumed, “The only thing missing is a noose.”) That was created by a Palestinian-American supporter of left-wing garden gnome Dennis Kucinich. Whoops!"
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a whoop whoop here and a whoop whoop there here a whoop there a whoop everywhere a whoop whoop.
Etta James - Whoops Lyrics
Oh lord I tried I have tried
so damn hard to fit in
I've worn away my edges
And I'm looking mighty thin
Whoops-a-daisy don't trip that wire
Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops
I know all your soft spots
They're the same soft spots that are in me
If you keep on scratching
They will flare up suddenly
Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops
Whoops
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoops
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
The 2 Step on Terrorism
Our ObamaNation has learned that all in the Obama administration are barred from using the phrase 'war on terror.' This makes total sense considering our new policy towards terrorist.
We no longer try to catch terrorist but instead only try to stop terrorism.
If we catch terrorist we cannot interrogate the terrorist although investigators may politely ask questions of the terrorist such as where would you like to live after your release?
Independent of what the terrorist has done the terrorist is brought into a criminal court of law and then the terrorist is released independent of the court verdict or court sentence.
Parody of 1 2 Step Lyrics
This process is
Outrageous, but so contagious,
makes us crave it
Jazze made it
So retarded, top charted,
ever since the day Obama started
Strut our stuff and yes flaunt it
Apologies make the enemy jump on it
No we can`t constrain terrorist
Instead let us coddle them and play pretend
Now let us do the Obama 1,2 step
We no longer try to catch terrorist but instead only try to stop terrorism.
If we catch terrorist we cannot interrogate the terrorist although investigators may politely ask questions of the terrorist such as where would you like to live after your release?
Independent of what the terrorist has done the terrorist is brought into a criminal court of law and then the terrorist is released independent of the court verdict or court sentence.
Parody of 1 2 Step Lyrics
This process is
Outrageous, but so contagious,
makes us crave it
Jazze made it
So retarded, top charted,
ever since the day Obama started
Strut our stuff and yes flaunt it
Apologies make the enemy jump on it
No we can`t constrain terrorist
Instead let us coddle them and play pretend
Now let us do the Obama 1,2 step
Here a Flop Flop
Our ObamaNation has learned that Mark Steyn wrote the following about the President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama's trillion dollar stimulus package:
"That’s why the “stimulus” flopped. It didn’t just fail to stimulate, it actively deterred stimulation, because it was the first explicit signal to America and the world that the Democrats’ political priorities overrode everything else. If you’re a business owner, why take on extra employees when cap’n’trade is promising increased regulatory costs and health “reform” wants to stick you with an 8 percent tax for not having a company insurance plan? Obama’s leviathan sends a consistent message to business and consumers alike: When he’s spending this crazy, maybe the smart thing for you to do is hunker down until the dust’s settled and you get a better sense of just how broke he’s going to make you. For this level of “community organization,” there aren’t enough of “the rich” to pay for it. That leaves you."
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a flop flop here and a flop flop there flip flop total flop everywhere a flop flop
EI EI Owe
"That’s why the “stimulus” flopped. It didn’t just fail to stimulate, it actively deterred stimulation, because it was the first explicit signal to America and the world that the Democrats’ political priorities overrode everything else. If you’re a business owner, why take on extra employees when cap’n’trade is promising increased regulatory costs and health “reform” wants to stick you with an 8 percent tax for not having a company insurance plan? Obama’s leviathan sends a consistent message to business and consumers alike: When he’s spending this crazy, maybe the smart thing for you to do is hunker down until the dust’s settled and you get a better sense of just how broke he’s going to make you. For this level of “community organization,” there aren’t enough of “the rich” to pay for it. That leaves you."
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a flop flop here and a flop flop there flip flop total flop everywhere a flop flop
EI EI Owe
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Lack of Substance
Our ObamaNation has learned that Bill Otis had the following to say about President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama's agenda:
"When you hide your substantive agenda and campaign on nothing, don't be surprised when nothing is the public's response after the agenda actually shows itself."
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama strongly believes and wants to make clear that those who oppose his agenda are wee wees acting stupidly.
Haste The Day - Substance Lyrics
We The People Hear The Words
That You Are Saying
The Darkness In Our Hearts Remains
We Can Only Live So Long Without The Truth
And The Message You Portray Leaves Me Empty
We Have The Will To Fight
We Just Dont Know Whats Right
Our Hearts Are Crying Out
For Substance To Hold To
Can't You See That We Are Crying
While You're Screaming Our Hearts Are Dying
Shut Your Eyes Shut Your Eyes
Bliss From The Unknown, Hurt We Bear
I Want You To Know What I'm Going Through
We Have The Will To Fight
We Just Don't Know What's Right
"When you hide your substantive agenda and campaign on nothing, don't be surprised when nothing is the public's response after the agenda actually shows itself."
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama strongly believes and wants to make clear that those who oppose his agenda are wee wees acting stupidly.
Haste The Day - Substance Lyrics
We The People Hear The Words
That You Are Saying
The Darkness In Our Hearts Remains
We Can Only Live So Long Without The Truth
And The Message You Portray Leaves Me Empty
We Have The Will To Fight
We Just Dont Know Whats Right
Our Hearts Are Crying Out
For Substance To Hold To
Can't You See That We Are Crying
While You're Screaming Our Hearts Are Dying
Shut Your Eyes Shut Your Eyes
Bliss From The Unknown, Hurt We Bear
I Want You To Know What I'm Going Through
We Have The Will To Fight
We Just Don't Know What's Right
What Could Go Wrong?
Our ObamaNation has learned that average America citizen Dan Gottleib is asking the following question:
"Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is broke. What could possibly go wrong?"
Depeche Mode - Wrong Lyrics
I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason
And the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method
With the wrong technique
Wrong
Wrong
There's something wrong with me chemically
Something wrong with me inherently
The wrong mix
In the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends
By the wrong means
It was the wrong plan
In the wrong hands
The wrong theory for the wrong man
The wrong eyes
On the wrong prize
The wrong questions with the wrong replies
Wrong
Wrong
I was marching to the wrong drum
With the wrong scum
Pissing out the wrong energy
Using all the wrong lines
And the wrong signs
With the wrong intensity
I was on the wrong page
Of the wrong book
With the wrong rendition
Of the wrong look
With the wrong moon
Every wrong night
With the wrong tune played
Till it sounded right, yeah
Wrong
Wrong
Too long...
I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason
And the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method
With the wrong technique
Wrong
"Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is broke. What could possibly go wrong?"
Depeche Mode - Wrong Lyrics
I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason
And the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method
With the wrong technique
Wrong
Wrong
There's something wrong with me chemically
Something wrong with me inherently
The wrong mix
In the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends
By the wrong means
It was the wrong plan
In the wrong hands
The wrong theory for the wrong man
The wrong eyes
On the wrong prize
The wrong questions with the wrong replies
Wrong
Wrong
I was marching to the wrong drum
With the wrong scum
Pissing out the wrong energy
Using all the wrong lines
And the wrong signs
With the wrong intensity
I was on the wrong page
Of the wrong book
With the wrong rendition
Of the wrong look
With the wrong moon
Every wrong night
With the wrong tune played
Till it sounded right, yeah
Wrong
Wrong
Too long...
I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason
And the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method
With the wrong technique
Wrong
Why Not Legal Reform?
Our ObamaNation has learned that Former Governor Palin is asking the following:
"So I have new questions for the president: Why no legal reform? Why continue to encourage defensive medicine that wastes billions of dollars and does nothing for the patients? Do you want health care reform to benefit trial attorneys or patients?"
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is hoping the trial lawyers who have supported the President on his push at TARP, bank bailout, auto bailout, and passage of the stimulus bill will join the President in his efforts to pass health care reform. Gibbs added the President rewards his friends and wee wees on his enemies.
Just Say No to Obama.
Parody of Hilary Duff - Why Not Lyrics
So President Obama
You think you're going somewhere
when you're walking down a lonely street
Acting like others just don't care
when life could be so so sweet
So why you wanna be like that,
This is nothing new
You're not foolin no one
you're not even foolin you
So walk a little slower
and open up your eyes
sometimes its so hard to see
that rushed things are a bad buy
There may never be a sign
no flashing neon light
tellin you your next move
or when the times not right (so)
why not (Why not)
stop this crazy chance
why not (Why not)
postpone this crazy dance
if you lose this moment
you might not lose a lot
so why not why not
just tell the leftist no
and the lawyers where to go
"So I have new questions for the president: Why no legal reform? Why continue to encourage defensive medicine that wastes billions of dollars and does nothing for the patients? Do you want health care reform to benefit trial attorneys or patients?"
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is hoping the trial lawyers who have supported the President on his push at TARP, bank bailout, auto bailout, and passage of the stimulus bill will join the President in his efforts to pass health care reform. Gibbs added the President rewards his friends and wee wees on his enemies.
Just Say No to Obama.
Parody of Hilary Duff - Why Not Lyrics
So President Obama
You think you're going somewhere
when you're walking down a lonely street
Acting like others just don't care
when life could be so so sweet
So why you wanna be like that,
This is nothing new
You're not foolin no one
you're not even foolin you
So walk a little slower
and open up your eyes
sometimes its so hard to see
that rushed things are a bad buy
There may never be a sign
no flashing neon light
tellin you your next move
or when the times not right (so)
why not (Why not)
stop this crazy chance
why not (Why not)
postpone this crazy dance
if you lose this moment
you might not lose a lot
so why not why not
just tell the leftist no
and the lawyers where to go
American Style Socialism
Our ObamaNation thinks it is simply wrong to compare our elected leaders to the former Fascist or Communist leaders of Europe. The evil these leaders did is well documented and our leaders are simply not guilty of this kind of outright human slaughter.
Be the President Bush, Clinton, Obama, or Reagan, these Presidents have for their many faults not used their power to outright slaughter average citizens at least not on a large scale.
These Presidents have instead worked to greatly reduce the liberty and freedom of average citizens and to greatly increase the power of government. These Presidents have worked to take money from one average citizen so as to reward another American. These Presidents have worked to make certain you are more and more dependent on them. These Presidents have worked to reduce your choices with respect to health, retirement, work, home, car, property, travel, eating habits, traveling habits, parenting, family, and religion.
American style socialism is turning over of all major decisions to the elected in Washington DC. Moreover no decision no matter how small is beyond their authority. American style socialism is about those in Washington DC becoming a substitute for parents, for parenting, and for growing up.
Just Say No To More Government.
Parody of Pulp - Cocaine Socialism Lyrics
You thought that we were joking
When we said we want to see you
To discuss your contribution
To the future of our nation's heart and soul
Oh, you must be socialist
Cos you're always off out on the piss
Yet you are never wee weed
You always hit you never miss
A change to impose the will
Of government on the people
Crisis the cocaine socialism
Of government by Obamaism.
Be the President Bush, Clinton, Obama, or Reagan, these Presidents have for their many faults not used their power to outright slaughter average citizens at least not on a large scale.
These Presidents have instead worked to greatly reduce the liberty and freedom of average citizens and to greatly increase the power of government. These Presidents have worked to take money from one average citizen so as to reward another American. These Presidents have worked to make certain you are more and more dependent on them. These Presidents have worked to reduce your choices with respect to health, retirement, work, home, car, property, travel, eating habits, traveling habits, parenting, family, and religion.
American style socialism is turning over of all major decisions to the elected in Washington DC. Moreover no decision no matter how small is beyond their authority. American style socialism is about those in Washington DC becoming a substitute for parents, for parenting, and for growing up.
Just Say No To More Government.
Parody of Pulp - Cocaine Socialism Lyrics
You thought that we were joking
When we said we want to see you
To discuss your contribution
To the future of our nation's heart and soul
Oh, you must be socialist
Cos you're always off out on the piss
Yet you are never wee weed
You always hit you never miss
A change to impose the will
Of government on the people
Crisis the cocaine socialism
Of government by Obamaism.
Freedom Fighter
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Lockerbie bomber was given a hero's welcome by Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is disappointed that the celebration of the bombers release has been so over the top in the Muslim world. Gibbs added the President is also disappointed that as a large Muslim nation the United States has been too reserved in our celebration of this release of a fellow freedom fighter. Gibbs explained that the President plans to apologize to the Muslim world for our religious bias the next time the President travels to the Mideast.
In other news, President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama stated a major accomplishment of his administration was eliminating water boarding as a technique for interrogating freedom fighters.
Parody of Creed - Freedom Fighter Lyrics
Lockerbie bomber
He's just a freedom fighter
No remorse
Raging on in holy war
Soon there'll come a day
When you're face to face with him
Face to face with him
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is disappointed that the celebration of the bombers release has been so over the top in the Muslim world. Gibbs added the President is also disappointed that as a large Muslim nation the United States has been too reserved in our celebration of this release of a fellow freedom fighter. Gibbs explained that the President plans to apologize to the Muslim world for our religious bias the next time the President travels to the Mideast.
In other news, President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama stated a major accomplishment of his administration was eliminating water boarding as a technique for interrogating freedom fighters.
Parody of Creed - Freedom Fighter Lyrics
Lockerbie bomber
He's just a freedom fighter
No remorse
Raging on in holy war
Soon there'll come a day
When you're face to face with him
Face to face with him
Budget Fever
Our ObamaNation has learned that Former Vice President Gore, now that the earth is cooling, is turning his attention from our earth to our government.
Gore stated the federal budget has a fever adding government spending at all levels is totally out of control. If our elected do not do something about lowering spending in the coming year we as a nation are simply not going to survive.
Kinks - Low Budget Lyrics
I'm on a low budget
I'm on a low budget
I'm not cheap, you understand
I'm just a cut price person in a low budget land
Excuse my shoes they don't quite fit
They're a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn't complain
They squeeze me so tight so I can't take no more
They're size 28 but I take 34
I'm on a low budget
What did you say
I'm on a low budget
I thought you said that
I'm on a low budget
I'm a cut price person in a low budget land
I'm shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores
I'm dropping my standards so that I can buy more
Gore stated the federal budget has a fever adding government spending at all levels is totally out of control. If our elected do not do something about lowering spending in the coming year we as a nation are simply not going to survive.
Kinks - Low Budget Lyrics
I'm on a low budget
I'm on a low budget
I'm not cheap, you understand
I'm just a cut price person in a low budget land
Excuse my shoes they don't quite fit
They're a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn't complain
They squeeze me so tight so I can't take no more
They're size 28 but I take 34
I'm on a low budget
What did you say
I'm on a low budget
I thought you said that
I'm on a low budget
I'm a cut price person in a low budget land
I'm shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores
I'm dropping my standards so that I can buy more
Friday, August 21, 2009
Bankrupt
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is projecting deficits averaging $900 billion for the next 10 years. The largest deficit in any year prior to Obama becoming President was a little over $500 billion and Obama and the Democrat Congress drove the new high to $2 trillion this year.
This reckless spending will nearly double the National debt in less than 10 years. We are bankrupt in more ways than one with the Democrats still promising to pass bills to make these deficits even larger than now projected.
In other news, President Obama is starting a 2 week vacation on the resort island of Martha's Vineyard while the Democrat leadership in Congress jet around on their tax payer funded planes.
Bankrupt - Wave Of Bankruptcy Lyrics
They’re gonna hate it but they wanna know
Who’s gonna tell them they gotta go
Before they hear it on the radio
We didn’t see it coming
This would have come to you anyway
Another place, another day
Tough luck, I gotta say
Better watch out
Cos it’s a wave of bankruptcy
Can you believe now what you see?
Life’s great, then you hit the wall
With the speed of a wrecking ball
Goodbye, you’ve seen it all
We didn’t see it coming
New yachts and limousines
They won, it really seems
I hate pyramid schemes
Better watch out
This reckless spending will nearly double the National debt in less than 10 years. We are bankrupt in more ways than one with the Democrats still promising to pass bills to make these deficits even larger than now projected.
In other news, President Obama is starting a 2 week vacation on the resort island of Martha's Vineyard while the Democrat leadership in Congress jet around on their tax payer funded planes.
Bankrupt - Wave Of Bankruptcy Lyrics
They’re gonna hate it but they wanna know
Who’s gonna tell them they gotta go
Before they hear it on the radio
We didn’t see it coming
This would have come to you anyway
Another place, another day
Tough luck, I gotta say
Better watch out
Cos it’s a wave of bankruptcy
Can you believe now what you see?
Life’s great, then you hit the wall
With the speed of a wrecking ball
Goodbye, you’ve seen it all
We didn’t see it coming
New yachts and limousines
They won, it really seems
I hate pyramid schemes
Better watch out
Honestly Now
Our ObamaNation has learned that Thomas Sowell has written the following:
"Many people may not see the painful irony in politicians trying to keep other people honest."
Ask yourself the following question.
Do you any reason to believe those elected to serve care more about you as a customer than a private business does?
Please remember in a business transition you are negotiating directly with another individual who benefits from you being happy with the outcome.
Do you really think that under ObamaDontCare that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is going to care if you are happy with your medical outcome assuming you actually survive based on this care or more likely the lack of such care.
Harry Connick - Honestly Now Lyrics
Honestly now...
Either you stand for something
Or you get knocked down for nothing
Sister don't ache too soon
I thought it was understood
By everyone in this room
Who'd ever come up short or won a race
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Truly now...
People play tricks of the mind
Shadows only follow behind
Sister stay still
I thought it was the nature
Of all on malvern's hill
Who'd taken a lead off third base
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Honestly now...
If fate were to follow fortune
And clarity trail distortion
Sister on alert
Pay close attention
To fingerprints in the dust
And fallen feet that leave no trace
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Sincerely now...
I requested information
At a roadside station
Sister it seems absurd
To be hammering pith
Like a poet with a loss for words
Trying to describe an angel's face
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Honestly now...
Wholly in demand
Coming off second hand
Sister don't unravel
When there's nowhere to go
Except lawless travel
And an end to infinity's space
Safety's just danger
...out of place
"Many people may not see the painful irony in politicians trying to keep other people honest."
Ask yourself the following question.
Do you any reason to believe those elected to serve care more about you as a customer than a private business does?
Please remember in a business transition you are negotiating directly with another individual who benefits from you being happy with the outcome.
Do you really think that under ObamaDontCare that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is going to care if you are happy with your medical outcome assuming you actually survive based on this care or more likely the lack of such care.
Harry Connick - Honestly Now Lyrics
Honestly now...
Either you stand for something
Or you get knocked down for nothing
Sister don't ache too soon
I thought it was understood
By everyone in this room
Who'd ever come up short or won a race
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Truly now...
People play tricks of the mind
Shadows only follow behind
Sister stay still
I thought it was the nature
Of all on malvern's hill
Who'd taken a lead off third base
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Honestly now...
If fate were to follow fortune
And clarity trail distortion
Sister on alert
Pay close attention
To fingerprints in the dust
And fallen feet that leave no trace
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Sincerely now...
I requested information
At a roadside station
Sister it seems absurd
To be hammering pith
Like a poet with a loss for words
Trying to describe an angel's face
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Honestly now...
Wholly in demand
Coming off second hand
Sister don't unravel
When there's nowhere to go
Except lawless travel
And an end to infinity's space
Safety's just danger
...out of place
Gateway Drug
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama and the Democrat Congress consider the public option to be the equivalent of a gateway drug to single payer socialized medical system.
Congressman Barney 'Ballpark' Frank is on record saying public option will lead to single payer. President Obama and Speaker Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi have always favored single payer socialized medicine.
Let us not be Franked. Just say No to ObamaDontCare.
Parody of Broken Society - Gateway Drug Lyrics
My own will leaves me suspended learn to appreciate another
Public option Public option Public option
I don't know but I think I used to care
about someone or something in this life
But that'd mean I'd have to get up from my throne
which means it doesn't matter anyway
Obama is the only way
I don't wanna see him take me away. hey!
But i don't wanna see him go away. hey!
I think i might be losing my way. hey!
The gateway drug has left me H'insane in a Broken Society. hey!
Congressman Barney 'Ballpark' Frank is on record saying public option will lead to single payer. President Obama and Speaker Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi have always favored single payer socialized medicine.
Let us not be Franked. Just say No to ObamaDontCare.
Parody of Broken Society - Gateway Drug Lyrics
My own will leaves me suspended learn to appreciate another
Public option Public option Public option
I don't know but I think I used to care
about someone or something in this life
But that'd mean I'd have to get up from my throne
which means it doesn't matter anyway
Obama is the only way
I don't wanna see him take me away. hey!
But i don't wanna see him go away. hey!
I think i might be losing my way. hey!
The gateway drug has left me H'insane in a Broken Society. hey!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
The H is Never Silent
Our Obamanation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama believes that those who do not support ObamaDontCare are sinners and deserve to be crucified.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President's position is you are going to die either way so why not go out on the good side of both God and Obama? Gibbs added the President refers to this as a win win for average Americans.
With a win win here and a win win there here a win there a win everywhere a win win.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President's position is you are going to die either way so why not go out on the good side of both God and Obama? Gibbs added the President refers to this as a win win for average Americans.
With a win win here and a win win there here a win there a win everywhere a win win.
Which Dies First
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama believes Republicans are attempting to kill ObamaDontCare.
In other news, Republicans admit that they are attempting to kill ObamaDontCare before ObamaDontCare kills you.
Just Say No to ObamaDontCare.
In other news, Republicans admit that they are attempting to kill ObamaDontCare before ObamaDontCare kills you.
Just Say No to ObamaDontCare.
Here a Wee Wee
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama believes that most elected in Washington DC are wee wees.
Yes Obama had a farm
With a wee wee here and a wee wee there peewee wowee everywhere a wee wee
EI EI Owe
Yes Obama had a farm
With a wee wee here and a wee wee there peewee wowee everywhere a wee wee
EI EI Owe
Over Utilization
Our ObamaNation wonders why is Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, a health care advisor to the President on health care, if President and Former Community Organizer Obama does not believe in reducing both the quality and quantity of health care for all Americans?
Dr. Emanuel is on record as a man who believes we must lower both the quantity and quality of health care to average citizens if we are to reduce costs.
Let us not be Franked. Just Say No to Obama Don't Care.
Dr. Emanuel is on record as a man who believes we must lower both the quantity and quality of health care to average citizens if we are to reduce costs.
Let us not be Franked. Just Say No to Obama Don't Care.
Benign Neglect or Crucifixion
Our ObamaNation has learned, if implemented, the public option of Obama (Don't) Care basically comes down to citizens selecting between benign neglect or crucifixion.
Napalm Death - Volume Of Neglect Lyrics
Speculate freely
Begrudge me intensely
Lacking a conscience
Lacking intelligence
Lesser than nothing
Lower than everything
As you drain our vitality
to a mundane reality
A form of therapy
without compensation
A vague psychology
Free from obligation.
Intercept the negligence
Accept the consequence
Amongst Barbaria
Mass hysteria
Opposite in a sign to abide
when the future is ours to decide
We continue to watch and observe
Just to find out what purpose it serves
Paralysed ? A spectacle / for all to see
Hapiness within our grasp, but out of reach
Volume of neglect
forcibly expressed
Volume of neglect
forcibly expressed
Devastate a silhouette ? Calm and serene
Abandon / a systematic insane routine
Volume of neglect
forcibly expressed
Volume of neglect
forcibly expressed
Opposite in a sign to abide
when the future is ours to decide
We continue to watch and observe
Just to find out what purpose it serves
Napalm Death - Volume Of Neglect Lyrics
Speculate freely
Begrudge me intensely
Lacking a conscience
Lacking intelligence
Lesser than nothing
Lower than everything
As you drain our vitality
to a mundane reality
A form of therapy
without compensation
A vague psychology
Free from obligation.
Intercept the negligence
Accept the consequence
Amongst Barbaria
Mass hysteria
Opposite in a sign to abide
when the future is ours to decide
We continue to watch and observe
Just to find out what purpose it serves
Paralysed ? A spectacle / for all to see
Hapiness within our grasp, but out of reach
Volume of neglect
forcibly expressed
Volume of neglect
forcibly expressed
Devastate a silhouette ? Calm and serene
Abandon / a systematic insane routine
Volume of neglect
forcibly expressed
Volume of neglect
forcibly expressed
Opposite in a sign to abide
when the future is ours to decide
We continue to watch and observe
Just to find out what purpose it serves
Reckless
Our ObamaNation believes the best word to date to describe the Obama administration is reckless.
Parody of Papa Roach : Reckless Lyrics
He's reckless So reckless
God save us from this leftness
He's reckless So reckless
God save us from this madness
He's reckless So reckless
God save us from this grand mess
Please forgive us when he turns out the lights
Watch these haunted days turn into wasted nights
He cut us off he threw us about
He's reckless So reckless just kick him out
Parody of Papa Roach : Reckless Lyrics
He's reckless So reckless
God save us from this leftness
He's reckless So reckless
God save us from this madness
He's reckless So reckless
God save us from this grand mess
Please forgive us when he turns out the lights
Watch these haunted days turn into wasted nights
He cut us off he threw us about
He's reckless So reckless just kick him out
The H Is Almost Silent
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama's middle name is actually pronouncement H'insane where the H is almost silent.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Obama Don't Care
Our ObamaNation wonders considering the fine print in the President's massive proposed overhaul of health care is it not more appropriate to call it 'Obama Don't Care All That Much'?
Parody of Head Automatica Lyrics
Obama don't care if
your daddy gets no care
your sister gets no care so
the feds is here
they're taken names
so get down low
the worlds loneliest elder
is growing short of air
and will die alone
turn the party out
or begin to watch
the ceiling grow
Obama don't care if
your mama gets no care
your baby gets no care so
the worlds loneliest elder
is growing short of air
and will die alone
Parody of Head Automatica Lyrics
Obama don't care if
your daddy gets no care
your sister gets no care so
the feds is here
they're taken names
so get down low
the worlds loneliest elder
is growing short of air
and will die alone
turn the party out
or begin to watch
the ceiling grow
Obama don't care if
your mama gets no care
your baby gets no care so
the worlds loneliest elder
is growing short of air
and will die alone
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Fight at Obama Corral
Our ObamaNation has learned that this is the President and Former Community Organizer Obama's April 2009 position on independent guidance groups (death panels) for those approaching end of life.
THE PRESIDENT: "So that’s where I think you just get into some very difficult moral issues. But that’s also a huge driver of cost, right?
I mean, the chronically ill and those toward the end of their lives are accounting for potentially 80 percent of the total health care bill out here."
LEONHARDT: "So how do you — how do we deal with it?"
THE PRESIDENT: "Well, I think that there is going to have to be a conversation that is guided by doctors, scientists, ethicists. And then there is going to have to be a very difficult democratic conversation that takes place. It is very difficult to imagine the country making those decisions just through the normal political channels. And that’s part of why you have to have some independent group that can give you guidance. It’s not determinative, but I think has to be able to give you some guidance. And that’s part of what I suspect you’ll see emerging out of the various health care conversations that are taking place on the Hill right now."
Boothill... Boothill...
So cold... so still...
There they lay side by side,
the elderly that died,
in the medical fight at Obama Corral.
THE PRESIDENT: "So that’s where I think you just get into some very difficult moral issues. But that’s also a huge driver of cost, right?
I mean, the chronically ill and those toward the end of their lives are accounting for potentially 80 percent of the total health care bill out here."
LEONHARDT: "So how do you — how do we deal with it?"
THE PRESIDENT: "Well, I think that there is going to have to be a conversation that is guided by doctors, scientists, ethicists. And then there is going to have to be a very difficult democratic conversation that takes place. It is very difficult to imagine the country making those decisions just through the normal political channels. And that’s part of why you have to have some independent group that can give you guidance. It’s not determinative, but I think has to be able to give you some guidance. And that’s part of what I suspect you’ll see emerging out of the various health care conversations that are taking place on the Hill right now."
Boothill... Boothill...
So cold... so still...
There they lay side by side,
the elderly that died,
in the medical fight at Obama Corral.
Reform The Reform
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Obama is considering a major overhaul to his administrations efforts to reform the nations comprehensive set of critical and necessary reforms.
The new plan is a streamlined version of the previous plan including provisions to change all that needs to be changed without requiring any modifications to those things that do not need change where at all times remembering that all changes must be ones that we can all believe in as a diverse nation united in our efforts to over look our differences.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President is committed to exploring all options understanding that there is no time to look at the details or to worry about getting it perfect but instead concentrating on getting the change quickly enacted so other change we believe in can follow in an ever escalating timely fashion.
Relient K - Devastation And Reform Lyrics
Fear can drive stick
And it's taking me down this road
A road down which
I swore I'd never go
And here I sit
Thinking of God knows what
Afraid to admit
I might self-destruct
So lock the windows
And bolt the door
Cuz I've got enough problems
Without creating more
I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
Usually I'll cause my own first hit
It seems to me to be slightly masochistic
But there'd be no story
Without all this descension
So I inflict the conflict
With the utmost of contemption
So lock the windows
And bolt the door
Cuz I've got enough problems
Without creating more
I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
Thank you God
For giving me the insight
So I might make
These wrongs right
If and when
There ever is a next time
Cuz failure is a blessing in disguise
Pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
The shell of what I had when I first started
I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
(When I first started)
(The shell of what I had when I first started)
The new plan is a streamlined version of the previous plan including provisions to change all that needs to be changed without requiring any modifications to those things that do not need change where at all times remembering that all changes must be ones that we can all believe in as a diverse nation united in our efforts to over look our differences.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President is committed to exploring all options understanding that there is no time to look at the details or to worry about getting it perfect but instead concentrating on getting the change quickly enacted so other change we believe in can follow in an ever escalating timely fashion.
Relient K - Devastation And Reform Lyrics
Fear can drive stick
And it's taking me down this road
A road down which
I swore I'd never go
And here I sit
Thinking of God knows what
Afraid to admit
I might self-destruct
So lock the windows
And bolt the door
Cuz I've got enough problems
Without creating more
I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
Usually I'll cause my own first hit
It seems to me to be slightly masochistic
But there'd be no story
Without all this descension
So I inflict the conflict
With the utmost of contemption
So lock the windows
And bolt the door
Cuz I've got enough problems
Without creating more
I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
Thank you God
For giving me the insight
So I might make
These wrongs right
If and when
There ever is a next time
Cuz failure is a blessing in disguise
Pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
The shell of what I had when I first started
I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
(When I first started)
(The shell of what I had when I first started)
Shallow End
Our ObamaNation is wondering why after listening to the elected speak at these town hall meetings do we get the impression the Capital Building is located on the shallow murky end of the reflection pool?
Morcheeba - Shallow End Lyrics
Driving home now
We got away
Here's to our future at least
That's what they say
Pouring rain
All through my head
Makes me wonder if i'd
Be better of dead
I'm through the feeling deeply
Let's dive into the shallow end
In control now
Of my defeat
With bad mistakes that we're bound
To repeat
I'm through the feeling deeply
Let's dive into the shallow end
I'm through the feeling deeply
Let's dive into the shallow end
You know it's time to see things clearly
Let's dive into the shallow end
I'd love to drive Ferrari
I'd love to have it all
I'd love to walk the tightrope
You love to see the falls
Morcheeba - Shallow End Lyrics
Driving home now
We got away
Here's to our future at least
That's what they say
Pouring rain
All through my head
Makes me wonder if i'd
Be better of dead
I'm through the feeling deeply
Let's dive into the shallow end
In control now
Of my defeat
With bad mistakes that we're bound
To repeat
I'm through the feeling deeply
Let's dive into the shallow end
I'm through the feeling deeply
Let's dive into the shallow end
You know it's time to see things clearly
Let's dive into the shallow end
I'd love to drive Ferrari
I'd love to have it all
I'd love to walk the tightrope
You love to see the falls
Monday, August 17, 2009
Sad Truth
Our ObamaNation wants to state a sad truth which is the United States simply cannot afford Obama Care no matter the merits which are few. We as a country are bleeding in deficits at the rate of $2 trillion a year with no clue at the moment if the bleeding can be slowed to a reasonable level alone stopped.
The health of the United States is such that if our country were an average citizen covered by Obama Care, a bureaucrat in Washington DC would coldly and plainly state the patient is beyond hope. Recommend putting the plug.
We have an economy to fix and a war to win. Anything we do to distract us from these missions is a fools errand. The sad news is arrogant ignorant fools, it appears, are all we have in Washington DC.
On a happier note, the new theme song in DC is 'Leaving on a tax payers supplied jet plane.'
Wake from sleep covered like a burial shroud
Go do the best
Go and make the family proud
Live through waking dreams
hidden here within the crowd
Why is the sad truth no better than a simple lie?
Here in the heartland
awaken to here this cry
Say all the right words
and yet still you sigh
Why is the sad truth no better than a simple lie?
Shake from calm
learning from a naïve child
Find faith too late
Too late to make the demons wild
Need these waking dreams
just to keep the fever mild
Why is the sad truth
no better than a simple lie?
Here in the heartland
leaving us high and dry
Say all the right words
and yet still you sigh
Why is the sad truth no better than a simple lie?
Stir from haze
Angels light the empty way
I'll carry on
all through the final day
Lose those waking dreams
in the end I cannot stay.
The health of the United States is such that if our country were an average citizen covered by Obama Care, a bureaucrat in Washington DC would coldly and plainly state the patient is beyond hope. Recommend putting the plug.
We have an economy to fix and a war to win. Anything we do to distract us from these missions is a fools errand. The sad news is arrogant ignorant fools, it appears, are all we have in Washington DC.
On a happier note, the new theme song in DC is 'Leaving on a tax payers supplied jet plane.'
Wake from sleep covered like a burial shroud
Go do the best
Go and make the family proud
Live through waking dreams
hidden here within the crowd
Why is the sad truth no better than a simple lie?
Here in the heartland
awaken to here this cry
Say all the right words
and yet still you sigh
Why is the sad truth no better than a simple lie?
Shake from calm
learning from a naïve child
Find faith too late
Too late to make the demons wild
Need these waking dreams
just to keep the fever mild
Why is the sad truth
no better than a simple lie?
Here in the heartland
leaving us high and dry
Say all the right words
and yet still you sigh
Why is the sad truth no better than a simple lie?
Stir from haze
Angels light the empty way
I'll carry on
all through the final day
Lose those waking dreams
in the end I cannot stay.
The Race is On
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Obama is considering using Usain Bolt, who holds the record of 9.58 seconds for the 100 meter dash, to race bills through Congress.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama is considering all options for getting bills through Congress before anyone has a chance to know what is in them. Secretary Gibbs added President Obama has come to realize that it simply does not pay to worry about the details of what is actually in a bill.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama is considering all options for getting bills through Congress before anyone has a chance to know what is in them. Secretary Gibbs added President Obama has come to realize that it simply does not pay to worry about the details of what is actually in a bill.
Misspoke Again
An Our ObamaNation Standing Head:
'White House Official Misspoke.'
Translation: Member of the Obama administration stated something close to the truth rather than the normal complete fabrication.
'White House Official Misspoke.'
Translation: Member of the Obama administration stated something close to the truth rather than the normal complete fabrication.
Young and for Obama?
Our ObamaNation has learned that Michael Barone asks the youth of America the following:
"The larger point is this: You want policies that will enable you to choose your future. Obama backs policies that would let centralized authorities choose much of your future for you. Is this the hope and change you want?"
"The larger point is this: You want policies that will enable you to choose your future. Obama backs policies that would let centralized authorities choose much of your future for you. Is this the hope and change you want?"
More Important
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Obama and the Democratic lead Congress are more concerned about keeping the public option alive that they are the American public likely to be covered by this option.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama has made it clear it is not all that important what is in the health care bill as long as it gives the government more control over Americans health decisions which means the public option is the best option next, of course, to single payer.
Secretary Gibbs added look this bill is not about health care and never has been. Let us be clear. This bill is about expanding the role of government period.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama has made it clear it is not all that important what is in the health care bill as long as it gives the government more control over Americans health decisions which means the public option is the best option next, of course, to single payer.
Secretary Gibbs added look this bill is not about health care and never has been. Let us be clear. This bill is about expanding the role of government period.
Spam Spam Spam Spam
Our ObamaNation has learned that spam in your email is most likely coming straight from the White House.
Dear Citizen of the World
Send us your bank account information and we will provide you free lifetime health care. Included will be 2 free tickets to the next beer summit at the White House and a tour of the secret Biden bunker. Plus if you act now, as an added stimulus, you can trade in your chunkier for a free government manufactured Volt with the added benefit of getting healthier by having to walk most of the way to work assuming you are one of the lucky Americans who still has a job.
Do not wait. If you are one of the first million people to response we will include an autographed copy of 'Total Health for Your Mind, Body, and Soul', the complete sermons of the One including all of his apologies for our past sins.
Let us be clear. Do not act stupidly and miss this once in a lifetime offer.
Your Lord, Master, Comrade, and the One
President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama
Dear Citizen of the World
Send us your bank account information and we will provide you free lifetime health care. Included will be 2 free tickets to the next beer summit at the White House and a tour of the secret Biden bunker. Plus if you act now, as an added stimulus, you can trade in your chunkier for a free government manufactured Volt with the added benefit of getting healthier by having to walk most of the way to work assuming you are one of the lucky Americans who still has a job.
Do not wait. If you are one of the first million people to response we will include an autographed copy of 'Total Health for Your Mind, Body, and Soul', the complete sermons of the One including all of his apologies for our past sins.
Let us be clear. Do not act stupidly and miss this once in a lifetime offer.
Your Lord, Master, Comrade, and the One
President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama
Speak Now
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
Speak now or forever forfeit your piece of America.
Just say no to Obama Style Socialism.
Speak now or forever forfeit your piece of America.
Just say no to Obama Style Socialism.
So Sad
Future Our ObamaNation Headline:
Oh Granddad Poor Granddad Obama ordered Mom to Hang You in the Closet and I am Feeling So Sad.
Just say No to Obama.
Oh Granddad Poor Granddad Obama ordered Mom to Hang You in the Closet and I am Feeling So Sad.
Just say No to Obama.
Peter Principle
Our ObamaNation has learned that Barack Obama may be qualified to organize a community but certainly is not up to the task of leading a nation.
Ivy League or Bush League
Our ObamaNation is wondering when President Obama stated he would have the most transparent administration in United States history, did you realize he was referring to his level of understanding concerning the policies he was advocating?
Ivy League or Bush League? Just say no to Obama.
Ivy League or Bush League? Just say no to Obama.
Face the Nation
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is committed to reducing the number of amputations.
President Obama believes reducing such amputations is absolutely essential to preserving the ability of Americans to bend over and grab their ankles when so directed.
President Obama believes reducing such amputations is absolutely essential to preserving the ability of Americans to bend over and grab their ankles when so directed.
Water Boarding DC Style
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
In DC, they do not amputate but instead wrap you in red tape allowing you to simply die in the waiting room.
Just Say No to Obama Style Socialized Medicine.
In DC, they do not amputate but instead wrap you in red tape allowing you to simply die in the waiting room.
Just Say No to Obama Style Socialized Medicine.
Water Boarding Cape Cod Style
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
On Cape Code, they do not amputate but instead get drunk, throw the body in the trunk, and then abandon the car.
Say No to Kennedy Style Obama Care.
On Cape Code, they do not amputate but instead get drunk, throw the body in the trunk, and then abandon the car.
Say No to Kennedy Style Obama Care.
Power and Cigarettes
An Our ObamaNation pulic service announcement:
President Obama has had 2 cravings his entire adult life:
Power and Cigarettes
Do you think his talk about preventive care has more to with the former or the latter?
Don't Trust Your Care to Someone You Simply Can't Trust.
President Obama has had 2 cravings his entire adult life:
Power and Cigarettes
Do you think his talk about preventive care has more to with the former or the latter?
Don't Trust Your Care to Someone You Simply Can't Trust.
History Repeats Itself?
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
In 1920, the German people elected the National Socialist German Workers' Party to power.
In 2008, the American people elected to power a party that quickly attempted to nationalize autos, insurance, banking, energy, and health care with the full support of the leadership of the various labor unions.
In 1920, the German people elected the National Socialist German Workers' Party to power.
In 2008, the American people elected to power a party that quickly attempted to nationalize autos, insurance, banking, energy, and health care with the full support of the leadership of the various labor unions.
Smokey The Bear
An Our ObamaNation public service annoucement:
Smokey the Bear says 'Only You Can Prevent Obama Care.'
Smokey the Bear says 'Only You Can Prevent Obama Care.'
Water Boarding Chicago Style
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
In Chicago, they do not amputate but instead cover the limb with cement allowing gravity to finish the process.
Let us Prevent Obama Care.
In Chicago, they do not amputate but instead cover the limb with cement allowing gravity to finish the process.
Let us Prevent Obama Care.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
No Silver Bullet
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama admits to having no silver bullets when it comes to reforming health care.
President Obama stated what I have is a plan to ration health care, a plan to force you to purchase health insurance, and a plan to put decisions about your health in the hands of bureaucrats in Washington.
Let us reform Washington not health care.
President Obama stated what I have is a plan to ration health care, a plan to force you to purchase health insurance, and a plan to put decisions about your health in the hands of bureaucrats in Washington.
Let us reform Washington not health care.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Tennis Anyone
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama cannot bowl, cannot throw, and does not know tennis.
Our ObamaNation considers the best comment on the Obama's all star throw to be
'I have seen more smoke from an empty carton of Luckies.'
Our ObamaNation considers the best comment on the Obama's all star throw to be
'I have seen more smoke from an empty carton of Luckies.'
Definition of Acting Stupidly
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
Acting stupidly is going to a town hall meeting an expecting the elected to listen to your concerns.
Acting stupidly is believing what any elected official says is in anyway related to what he is actually going to do.
Acting stupidly is believing that government is going to make things better or cheaper for anyone but a select few.
Acting stupidly is putting more faith in the government than you do in yourself.
Acting stupidly is letting anyone be elected for more than 1 term.
Acting stupidly is sacrificing freedom and liberty for a promise of security.
Acting stupidly is going to a town hall meeting an expecting the elected to listen to your concerns.
Acting stupidly is believing what any elected official says is in anyway related to what he is actually going to do.
Acting stupidly is believing that government is going to make things better or cheaper for anyone but a select few.
Acting stupidly is putting more faith in the government than you do in yourself.
Acting stupidly is letting anyone be elected for more than 1 term.
Acting stupidly is sacrificing freedom and liberty for a promise of security.
Worst Nightmare
Our ObamaNation has learned that the worst nightmare of a mediocre white male is attending a town hall meeting hosted by an elected Democrat.
Translation of Preventive
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
Under Obama Care, preventive care translates to preventing you from having access to the care you need and/or desire.
Under Obama Care, preventive care translates to preventing you from having access to the care you need and/or desire.
Seems To Be The Case
Our ObamaNation is wondering why President Obama and the Democrats don't simply call themselves the Nationalist Socialist Party of America.
Name one aspect of your life or death for that matter these ultra left wing liberal big government Democrats do not wish to be in control?
Name one aspect of your life or death for that matter these ultra left wing liberal big government Democrats do not wish to be in control?
More Banks Closed
Our ObamaNation has learned that 75 federally insured banks have failed in 2009 which is 3 times the number of failures in the past 8 years combined.
President Obama stated that without his TARP extension the number of bank closures would have been in the millions.
In other news, the deficit is approaching $2 trillion, the debt is approaching $12 trillion, the percentage of unemployment is nearing 10%, the number of Americans out of work approaching 15 million, the number of American under employed approaching 5 million, hiring rate the lowest in history, wages are going down, home foreclosures are approaching an all time high, hundreds of banks on the edge of closure, the number of soldiers being killed on foreign soil is again escalating, Iran is getting the bomb and threatening to use it, the swine flu is running ramped, gas and home heating fuel prices are going up, 2 of the 3 American auto makers are now under government control, Democrats and the President are holding town Hall meetings to tell you how they are going to increase the price of energy and reduce the quality of your health care, and President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton are planning to hold a join news conference to once again apologize for everything that America has done in the past and to tell all Americans who do not agree with them on every issue that we Americans are evil mongers who are acting stupidly.
The good new is the earth's global temperature is falling and there are still plans to hold elections in 2010 and 2012; however, both are subject to change.
Welcome to change you can believe in.
Enjoy America while there is still an America to enjoy.
President Obama stated that without his TARP extension the number of bank closures would have been in the millions.
In other news, the deficit is approaching $2 trillion, the debt is approaching $12 trillion, the percentage of unemployment is nearing 10%, the number of Americans out of work approaching 15 million, the number of American under employed approaching 5 million, hiring rate the lowest in history, wages are going down, home foreclosures are approaching an all time high, hundreds of banks on the edge of closure, the number of soldiers being killed on foreign soil is again escalating, Iran is getting the bomb and threatening to use it, the swine flu is running ramped, gas and home heating fuel prices are going up, 2 of the 3 American auto makers are now under government control, Democrats and the President are holding town Hall meetings to tell you how they are going to increase the price of energy and reduce the quality of your health care, and President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton are planning to hold a join news conference to once again apologize for everything that America has done in the past and to tell all Americans who do not agree with them on every issue that we Americans are evil mongers who are acting stupidly.
The good new is the earth's global temperature is falling and there are still plans to hold elections in 2010 and 2012; however, both are subject to change.
Welcome to change you can believe in.
Enjoy America while there is still an America to enjoy.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Slippery Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that Peggy Noonan stated concerning President Obama and Obama care
"When you seem slippery both in the abstract and the particular, you are in trouble."
"When you seem slippery both in the abstract and the particular, you are in trouble."
Translation
Our ObamaNation suggests that when you hear the terms bending down the cost curve or preventive care, remember these translates to bend over and grab your ankles and the government will do everything it can to prevent you from having access to the care you need.
No Option
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
The public option means no option. Obama Care is simply the step child to a socialized single payer health care system.
The slogan for such systems is as follows:
Stay healthy or they decide whether you deserve care.
The public option means no option. Obama Care is simply the step child to a socialized single payer health care system.
The slogan for such systems is as follows:
Stay healthy or they decide whether you deserve care.
Just CILME
Our ObamaNation has learned Congress supports the construction of Cost Effective End of Life Management and Counseling Centers in every district.
These centers specialize in Counseling for Individual Life Management and Examination concentrating efforts on providing for those deemed too sick for traditional care.
These centers specialize in Counseling for Individual Life Management and Examination concentrating efforts on providing for those deemed too sick for traditional care.
How About Later
Our ObamaNation is wondering if the elected chose not to listen to your concerns regarding the Obama Care plan, how much do you think they will care to listen concerning your actual health needs?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama.
Obama Said
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama would rather be a one term President than to continue to see seniors get the kind of medical care the government simply can no longer afford.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President simply thinks the time has come to ration health care where the best and the brightest chosen by the President decide what is best for the country instead of the individual. Gibbs added the President wants to make clear the elderly are draining this country dry and is no longer going to neglect the needs of the nation just so the old can take a few more breaths.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President simply thinks the time has come to ration health care where the best and the brightest chosen by the President decide what is best for the country instead of the individual. Gibbs added the President wants to make clear the elderly are draining this country dry and is no longer going to neglect the needs of the nation just so the old can take a few more breaths.
Fan No Longer
Our ObamaNation has learned that House Speaker Pelosi has grown on her views toward protesters. In 2006 when George W. Bush was president, Congressman Pelosi stated
"I'm a fan of disruptors."
but now she realizes such disruptions are a negative factor to real debate on the important issues facing America.
Speaker Pelosi added many of today's disruptors are nothing more than villain agents of that lying CIA and are the primary reason she has to travel in a government supplied jet that is simply too small.
"I'm a fan of disruptors."
but now she realizes such disruptions are a negative factor to real debate on the important issues facing America.
Speaker Pelosi added many of today's disruptors are nothing more than villain agents of that lying CIA and are the primary reason she has to travel in a government supplied jet that is simply too small.
No Truth But CEELMCC
Our ObamaNation wants to make clear there is no truth to the rumor that government is attempting to mandate that all nursing homes be renamed slaughter houses; however, cost effective end of life management and counseling centers is being considered.
Stop the Madness
Our ObamaNation is wondering who in their right mind believes that the government that gave us TARP, the auto bailout, and trillion dollar stimulus package knows how to bend down the cost curve on medical care or anything else?
Stop the madness. Just say no to Obama and the Democrats.
Stop the madness. Just say no to Obama and the Democrats.
Death Panel Optional
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats are considering making the death panel optional but you will be fined 30% of your social security if you fail to file for a end of life card by your 50th birthday. This end of life card will provide for rewards such as a 10% discount off hospice care, a free tour of the any nursery home within 50 miles of your home, free transportation to the death counselor of your choice, or the complete unabridged literary works of Doctor Kevorkian. More such rewards are being considered.
The Disease to Stop
For every ones health, socialism is the disease we need to stop.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Bending the Cost Curve
Our ObamaNation is wondering if the goal is the bending down of the cost curve why is not smaller government the logical approach to reducing the cost of government?
Ration Government Not Health Care. Just say no to more government.
Ration Government Not Health Care. Just say no to more government.
To Be Free You Decide
An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:
You are not free if government is deciding how you live and how you die.
Just say no to Obama style socialism.
You are not free if government is deciding how you live and how you die.
Just say no to Obama style socialism.
More Afghanistan
Our ObamaNation has learned that Commander Gates is recommending "a few years" more of combat in Afghanistan.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama has constructed dual panels covering both the international and domestic fronts and plans to win both the war against terrorism and the war against the aged. Gibbs explained the end of terrorism counseling provided for captured foreign freedom fighters is proving very effective at ending ones desired to terrorize and is hopeful that end of life counseling will have the same effect on the elderly.
Gibbs also added President Obama is restructuring the VA in a program the President dubs "Vets for the Vets".
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama has constructed dual panels covering both the international and domestic fronts and plans to win both the war against terrorism and the war against the aged. Gibbs explained the end of terrorism counseling provided for captured foreign freedom fighters is proving very effective at ending ones desired to terrorize and is hopeful that end of life counseling will have the same effect on the elderly.
Gibbs also added President Obama is restructuring the VA in a program the President dubs "Vets for the Vets".
Prevention Costs
Our ObamaNation has learned that preventive medicine actually increases the cost of health care. This is because prevention when done by medical experts requires them to do detention using checks and tests which costs money. When positive these tests cause one to be treated earlier reducing costs but the negative tests result in no gain to health and add expense to overall medical care. If the number of negatives far out number the positives which is normally the case because most people do not have the specific disease the net is an increase in medical spending.
Obama Care will increase medical costs inducing more taxes, more debt, more government control, more rationing of services, less freedom, less choice, and less care.
Our ObamaNation recommends that for better health learn how to adopt a healthier life style and prevent Obama Care from becoming law.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Socialized Obama Care.
Obama Care will increase medical costs inducing more taxes, more debt, more government control, more rationing of services, less freedom, less choice, and less care.
Our ObamaNation recommends that for better health learn how to adopt a healthier life style and prevent Obama Care from becoming law.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Socialized Obama Care.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Do You Really
Our ObamaNation is wondering do you really want the government to be in charge of your health care?
Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
You Now Pay
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senate is removing funding for the end of life treatment for the elderly. Under the new provisions, the elderly are required to fund their own deaths when ordered to die by the government death panel.
Well Yes
Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Edwards may admit to fathering a child where his wife is not the mother but first will conduct a poll to determine how such news would influence his chances for another elected office.
Water Boarding the Elderly?
ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is denying that water boarding is one of the end of life treatments for the elderly but refused to comment on whether such a treatment is being considered for older veterans.
Digital Doctor
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democratic Representative Sheila Jackson-Lee believes that Obama Care must be expanded to cover doctored videos.
Congress Frank stated he likes to video all of his patients when he is playing doctor.
Congress Pelosi stated she has many undoctored videos of the CIA lying to her.
Congress Frank stated he likes to video all of his patients when he is playing doctor.
Congress Pelosi stated she has many undoctored videos of the CIA lying to her.
Evil Mongers and Villains
Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Reid considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, an evil monger.
House Speaker Pelosi considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, a villain and an agent of the CIA.
Senator Boxer considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting well dressed, a villain and an evil monger.
President Obama never allows anyone into his town hall meetings that has not taken a pledge of allegiance to Obama and his policies.
Congress Frank considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting and is willing to play patience while he plays doctor, a villain and an evil monger.
House Speaker Pelosi considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, a villain and an agent of the CIA.
Senator Boxer considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting well dressed, a villain and an evil monger.
President Obama never allows anyone into his town hall meetings that has not taken a pledge of allegiance to Obama and his policies.
Congress Frank considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting and is willing to play patience while he plays doctor, a villain and an evil monger.
Obama Told Me
Our ObamaNation has learned that those attending Obama Care Town Hall Meetings are hearing the following:
Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no
With whiskey for your health care
Vinegar in your tea
What's all these crazy answers they're givin' me
These Dems are the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see
Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no
Open up the windows
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
From the smell of stale political perfume
And that cigarette he's smoking
'Bout scared me half to death
Open up the windows, suckers
Let me catch my breath
Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no
Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no
With whiskey for your health care
Vinegar in your tea
What's all these crazy answers they're givin' me
These Dems are the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see
Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no
Open up the windows
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
From the smell of stale political perfume
And that cigarette he's smoking
'Bout scared me half to death
Open up the windows, suckers
Let me catch my breath
Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no
You Are Not
Our ObamaNation has learned that Secretary of State Clinton issued the following statement today on her trip to nowhere
'I am the Secretary of State and Bill is not having sex with that woman.'
'I am the Secretary of State and Bill is not having sex with that woman.'
Pretend Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats for Obama are pretending to be doctors at Congressional town hall meetings. Our ObamaNation has also learned that the President and Congressional members at these meetings are pretending they know something about health care.
Congress Frank stated he very much enjoys dressing up and playing doctor. Speaker of the House Pelosi stated she likes playing Nurse Fuzzywuzzy when Mrs. Heines Kerry is not available. Senator Reid stated he very much enjoys taking care of the many elderly and sickly elected to serve in the United States Senate.
Congress Frank stated he very much enjoys dressing up and playing doctor. Speaker of the House Pelosi stated she likes playing Nurse Fuzzywuzzy when Mrs. Heines Kerry is not available. Senator Reid stated he very much enjoys taking care of the many elderly and sickly elected to serve in the United States Senate.
Throw Him Out?
Our ObamaNation has learned that the AARP is disillusioned by President's Medical Care Plan and the President's lies about AARP support of his plan so they are starting an impeach President Obama now movement.
AARP members believe that removing President Obama from office may be their only means of keeping the President from removing them from Social Security and Medicare.
AARP members believe that removing President Obama from office may be their only means of keeping the President from removing them from Social Security and Medicare.
Friday, August 7, 2009
An Obama Thug
This is an Our ObamaNation public service announcement.
Disagreeing with the President's ultra left wing liberal big government agenda may result in you being mugged and slugged by an Obama thug.
Pull the plug on Obama Care.
Disagreeing with the President's ultra left wing liberal big government agenda may result in you being mugged and slugged by an Obama thug.
Pull the plug on Obama Care.
Cuba Style Socialized Medicine
Our ObamaNation has learned that Cuba which provides socialized medicine for all its citizens will be unable to supply these same citizens toilet paper until sometime next early year.
One more reason to oppose the One.
One more reason to oppose the One.
Push Back Beer Summit
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is planning weekly Beer Summits at the White House as part of his planned push back to save his march toward socialized medicine.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that confronting the public is simply an elected officials worst nightmare. Gibbs added the Tea Party people need to back off and simply stop thinking that public town hall meeting are open to people such as themselves. Gibbs continued look people have to know their place and if you are dressed for church then maybe you should just go there. Gibbs explained the President is shocked at the hateful attitudes of those that oppose health care reform.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that confronting the public is simply an elected officials worst nightmare. Gibbs added the Tea Party people need to back off and simply stop thinking that public town hall meeting are open to people such as themselves. Gibbs continued look people have to know their place and if you are dressed for church then maybe you should just go there. Gibbs explained the President is shocked at the hateful attitudes of those that oppose health care reform.
Abuse You Can Count On
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is promising that Obama care will insure the delivery of the same level of knowledge, honesty, openness, and dignity now on display at Congressional town meetings. President Obama will insist that all health care professional show the same level of respect for and trust in patients that Congressional Democrats do for their constituents.
The President added that name calling such as villains, mindless mob, clinging fools, and stupid honkies which patients are often subjected to under their current health care plan will simply not be tolerated under Obama Care.
The President added that name calling such as villains, mindless mob, clinging fools, and stupid honkies which patients are often subjected to under their current health care plan will simply not be tolerated under Obama Care.
Here a Brat Brat
Second verse same as the first.
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a brat brat here and a brat brat there spoiled brat whiny brat everywhere a brat brat.
With a whip whip here and whip whip there Senate whip House whip everywhere a whip whip.
With a thug thug here and a thug thug there union thug party thug everywhere a thug thug.
With a czar czar here and a czar czar there car czar health czar every where a czar czar.
With a crat crat here and a crat crat there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat.
Yes, Obama had a farm
E I E I Owe
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a brat brat here and a brat brat there spoiled brat whiny brat everywhere a brat brat.
With a whip whip here and whip whip there Senate whip House whip everywhere a whip whip.
With a thug thug here and a thug thug there union thug party thug everywhere a thug thug.
With a czar czar here and a czar czar there car czar health czar every where a czar czar.
With a crat crat here and a crat crat there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat.
Yes, Obama had a farm
E I E I Owe
The One Turns Hateful
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama stated
"I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess..."
President Obama has served as an elected official since 1997. When elected Senator in 2004, the United States economy was robust, unemployment was around 5%, and national deficit was measured in the billions.
After just 6 months of his leadership as President and 4 and half years of a Democrat controlled Congress, the United States economy is in shambles, unemployment is nearing 10%, and the deficit is measured in the trillions.
Currently the President is wasting his time pushing health care reform and a cap and trade energy policy both which are unnecessary and greatly hurt an already struggling economy. At the same time he is escalating the war in the Middle East while releasing terrorist prisoners back into society. His solution to every problem is to spend money we do not have based on bills no one reads prior to passing or signing.
Our ObamaNation agrees we must stop listening to those that created this mess. Vote them all out in 2010.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to the Hateful One In Your Face.
"I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess..."
President Obama has served as an elected official since 1997. When elected Senator in 2004, the United States economy was robust, unemployment was around 5%, and national deficit was measured in the billions.
After just 6 months of his leadership as President and 4 and half years of a Democrat controlled Congress, the United States economy is in shambles, unemployment is nearing 10%, and the deficit is measured in the trillions.
Currently the President is wasting his time pushing health care reform and a cap and trade energy policy both which are unnecessary and greatly hurt an already struggling economy. At the same time he is escalating the war in the Middle East while releasing terrorist prisoners back into society. His solution to every problem is to spend money we do not have based on bills no one reads prior to passing or signing.
Our ObamaNation agrees we must stop listening to those that created this mess. Vote them all out in 2010.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to the Hateful One In Your Face.
'Get No Respect'
Our ObamaNation is wondering just when did the In Your Face Obama lead Democrats decide we average Americans merely constitute a nation of 'Rodney Dangerfields'.
Yes normal Americans simply 'get no respect' from the Ivy League crowd that simply know what is best for us while being unable to bare even being in the same room with us.
God forbid they actually would have to be polite and listen rather than In Our Face about concerns over losing our freedoms.
Let us be clear. As far as President Obama is concerned, average Americans need to shut up and stop 'acting stupidly'.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to the One In Your Face.
Yes normal Americans simply 'get no respect' from the Ivy League crowd that simply know what is best for us while being unable to bare even being in the same room with us.
God forbid they actually would have to be polite and listen rather than In Our Face about concerns over losing our freedoms.
Let us be clear. As far as President Obama is concerned, average Americans need to shut up and stop 'acting stupidly'.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to the One In Your Face.
Rural Versus Urban
Our ObamaNation is wondering have we moved from one Ivy League President who sees himself as a country cowboy to merely another Ivy League President who sees himself as a big city activist.
Town Meeting Health Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that House Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid are recommending that there be an In Your Face public option for insuring all Americans who merely want to attend a town meeting.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
In Your Face
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is telling Democrats to get in the face of average Americans.
In Tampa and Saint Louis, Democratic supporters of the Obama plan for socialist medicine physically confronted anyone who objected to such care. In Tampa, Karen Miracle pushes and slaps an opponent of Obama Care. Karen Miracle and her husband are both officials in the Democratic Party and are big supporters of President Obama and the Obama plans for changing America.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated look the President and Democrats won the election and Americans are just going to have to quit acting stupidly and take whatever the President gives them. Those that attempt to resist will simply be subject to our heaviest hitters.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama.
In Tampa and Saint Louis, Democratic supporters of the Obama plan for socialist medicine physically confronted anyone who objected to such care. In Tampa, Karen Miracle pushes and slaps an opponent of Obama Care. Karen Miracle and her husband are both officials in the Democratic Party and are big supporters of President Obama and the Obama plans for changing America.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated look the President and Democrats won the election and Americans are just going to have to quit acting stupidly and take whatever the President gives them. Those that attempt to resist will simply be subject to our heaviest hitters.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama.
Marx Brothers Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that Daniele Hannan, British member of the European Parliament, argued that Britain’s National Health Service is “literally a Marxist system” because it takes from each according to his ability and gives to each according to his need. “This is the basis of communism,” he said, stressing that the NHS is “morally corrosive” because it requires its bureaucrats to make bad decisions about how to distribute the scarce resources of health care.
Our ObamaNation agrees that having a health care system based on the comedy work of the Marx brothers seems like a silly idea.
Say the magic word and get a free hip replacement.
Our ObamaNation agrees that having a health care system based on the comedy work of the Marx brothers seems like a silly idea.
Say the magic word and get a free hip replacement.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
No One to His Left
Our ObamaNation has learned that when President Obama looks to the right he sees only enemies and when the President looks to his left he sees no one.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to the One on the far end.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to the One on the far end.
Presidents as 'The Joker'
Our ObamaNation has learned that both President Obama and President Bush have been depicted as 'The Joker' of Batman fame.
Vanity Fair ran an image and article on online in July of 2008 of President Bush as 'The Joker' and street posters in Los Angles are currently depicting President Obama as 'The Joker'.
Both of these seem rather tame when compared to the fake "hanging" of the female governor of Alaska that occurred during the Presidential campaign in the fall of 2008.
Vanity Fair ran an image and article on online in July of 2008 of President Bush as 'The Joker' and street posters in Los Angles are currently depicting President Obama as 'The Joker'.
Both of these seem rather tame when compared to the fake "hanging" of the female governor of Alaska that occurred during the Presidential campaign in the fall of 2008.
Socialism - Your Kind of Change?
Our ObamaNastion is wondering is socialism change you can believe in?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama and Socialism.
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama and Socialism.
Nuanced - No War on Terror?
Our ObamaNation has learned that John Brennan, head of the White House homeland security office, announced that the phrase 'war on terror' is no longer allowed to be used inside the White House. The United States no longer has a war on terror; however,
"We are at war with al Qaeda," Brenna said. "We are at war with its violent extremist allies who seek to carry on al Qaeda's murderous agenda."
Brennan went on to admit that al Qaeda is indeed a terrorist organization.
So in summary we are at war with al Qaeda, al Qaeda is a terrorist organization, but President Obama refuses to say we have a war on terror.
Brennan added that President Obama's views are "nuanced, not simplistic".
"We are at war with al Qaeda," Brenna said. "We are at war with its violent extremist allies who seek to carry on al Qaeda's murderous agenda."
Brennan went on to admit that al Qaeda is indeed a terrorist organization.
So in summary we are at war with al Qaeda, al Qaeda is a terrorist organization, but President Obama refuses to say we have a war on terror.
Brennan added that President Obama's views are "nuanced, not simplistic".
Enemies List - Checking It Twice
Our ObamaNation has learned that like Santa President Obama and the Congressional Democrats are creating a list and checking it twice so as to be able to punish those who are being naughty and resisting Obama style socialist change.
Nixon must be smiling somewhere. A White House run dissidents database moves Nixon like practices into the 21st century.
Let us not be Franked. Say no to Obama.
Nixon must be smiling somewhere. A White House run dissidents database moves Nixon like practices into the 21st century.
Let us not be Franked. Say no to Obama.
We The Enemy
Our ObamaNation wonders why President Obama and the Congressional Democrats view average Americans not as We The People but rather as We The Enemy.
Elected Democrats see normal Americans as merely blind followers of the villain corporations, senseless mods unworthy of meeting with the elected, hate mongers to be feared by all those who are on board the Obama bandwagon.
Normal Americans are accused of "acting stupidly" when on the job and "being puppets" for those who are supposedly out to destroy this once in lifetime opportunity for Obama style socialist change.
What never crosses the mind of the elected is that average Americans actually can think for themselves and have simply concluded based on the stark evidence that what Obama and Democrats are peddling is not in the best interest of their families, freedoms, and country.
Elected Democrats see normal Americans as merely blind followers of the villain corporations, senseless mods unworthy of meeting with the elected, hate mongers to be feared by all those who are on board the Obama bandwagon.
Normal Americans are accused of "acting stupidly" when on the job and "being puppets" for those who are supposedly out to destroy this once in lifetime opportunity for Obama style socialist change.
What never crosses the mind of the elected is that average Americans actually can think for themselves and have simply concluded based on the stark evidence that what Obama and Democrats are peddling is not in the best interest of their families, freedoms, and country.
Americans Acting Stupidly
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has decided that Americans are simply acting stupidly in their opposition to Obama Care.
Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.
Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.
Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.
Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.
Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.
Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.
Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.
Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.
Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.
Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.
Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.
Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.
Cash for Congress
Our ObamaNation has learned that Congress has allocated funds to purchase 3 new jet planes for use by Congress.
Congress is hoping to extend this program to include a new plane for any Congressman who turns in his old plane.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi stated it is simply not fair that President Obama has a bigger plane than her or that the Executive branch has a bigger fleet of planes than Congress. Speaker Pelosi stills believes the CIA lied to her about the size of her plane.
Majority Leader Senator Harry Reid stated a personal Congressional jet would be useful but added finding free rides on corporate planes has never been very hard for those elected to serve.
Congress is hoping to extend this program to include a new plane for any Congressman who turns in his old plane.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi stated it is simply not fair that President Obama has a bigger plane than her or that the Executive branch has a bigger fleet of planes than Congress. Speaker Pelosi stills believes the CIA lied to her about the size of her plane.
Majority Leader Senator Harry Reid stated a personal Congressional jet would be useful but added finding free rides on corporate planes has never been very hard for those elected to serve.
Guilty
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democratic Congressman William Jefferson has been found guilty in Federal court.
Cash for Japan
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats in Congress are so happy with how the Cash for Japan is going they plan to direct an additional $2 billion of taxpayers money for this purpose.
Senator Reid stated this is a wildly popular program especially among those located in the more urban areas of Japan that have been the hardest hit by the strong downturn in the world economy since President Obama assumed office.
In Japan this program is being referred to as the Obama Stimulus and many are hopeful this stimulus will improve the Japanese economy rather than destroying the economy the way the American based Obama stimulus did.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is hopeful by stimulating the Japanese economy this will eventually help reduce the terrible economy misery here in the United States. President Obama is convinced that a strong rising tide in the Asian economy will raise all ships world wide.
Senator Reid stated this is a wildly popular program especially among those located in the more urban areas of Japan that have been the hardest hit by the strong downturn in the world economy since President Obama assumed office.
In Japan this program is being referred to as the Obama Stimulus and many are hopeful this stimulus will improve the Japanese economy rather than destroying the economy the way the American based Obama stimulus did.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is hopeful by stimulating the Japanese economy this will eventually help reduce the terrible economy misery here in the United States. President Obama is convinced that a strong rising tide in the Asian economy will raise all ships world wide.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
35% = Wildly Popular
Our ObamaNation has learned that according to government standards 35% of the American people in favor constitutes a rating of "Wildly Popular". "Popular" indicates that at least 35% of those in the media favor the current action under consideration. "Majority Favor" indicates that at least 35% of those in power favor the current action under consideration.
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