Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Obama is considering using Usain Bolt, who holds the record of 9.58 seconds for the 100 meter dash, to race bills through Congress.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama is considering all options for getting bills through Congress before anyone has a chance to know what is in them. Secretary Gibbs added President Obama has come to realize that it simply does not pay to worry about the details of what is actually in a bill.
