Monday, August 24, 2009

Now Our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former radical sympathizer
turned community organizer
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a citizen of the world
turned apologizer for our sins in the world
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former follower of Ayers
turned fellow worshipper of Wright
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former Harvard Ivy leaguer
turned Harvard Alinsky true believer
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former editor and chief
turned commander and chief
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former Iraqi war Anti Bush protester
turned Afghanistan war Pro Bush impersonator
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a silver tongue
turned teleprompter sayin' nothin' wrong
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a pack a day chain smoker
turned unconvincing Palestinian poster joker
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former beggar of $million shake downs
turned reckless provider of $trillion hand downs
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are now wee weed up

Young Jeezy - My President Lyrics

My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I be darned if my rims ain't too
My money's light green and my Jordan's light gray
And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay, let's go

Today was a good day, hope I have me a great night
I dunno what you fishin' for, hope you catch you a great white
Need I say great white, heavy as killer whales
I cannot believe this, who knew it came in bails?

Who knew it came with jail, who knew it came with prison?
Just 'cause you got an opinion does that make you a politician?
Bush robbed all of us, would that make him a criminal?
And then he cheated in Florida, would that make him a Seminole?

I say and I quote, we need a miracle