Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Reform The Reform

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Obama is considering a major overhaul to his administrations efforts to reform the nations comprehensive set of critical and necessary reforms.

The new plan is a streamlined version of the previous plan including provisions to change all that needs to be changed without requiring any modifications to those things that do not need change where at all times remembering that all changes must be ones that we can all believe in as a diverse nation united in our efforts to over look our differences.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President is committed to exploring all options understanding that there is no time to look at the details or to worry about getting it perfect but instead concentrating on getting the change quickly enacted so other change we believe in can follow in an ever escalating timely fashion.

Relient K - Devastation And Reform Lyrics

Fear can drive stick
And it's taking me down this road
A road down which
I swore I'd never go
And here I sit
Thinking of God knows what
Afraid to admit
I might self-destruct

So lock the windows
And bolt the door
Cuz I've got enough problems
Without creating more

I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started

Usually I'll cause my own first hit
It seems to me to be slightly masochistic
But there'd be no story
Without all this descension
So I inflict the conflict
With the utmost of contemption

So lock the windows
And bolt the door
Cuz I've got enough problems

Without creating more

I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started

Thank you God
For giving me the insight
So I might make
These wrongs right
If and when
There ever is a next time
Cuz failure is a blessing in disguise

Pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
The shell of what I had when I first started

I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
(When I first started)
(The shell of what I had when I first started)