Our ObamaNation has learned that Commander Gates is recommending "a few years" more of combat in Afghanistan.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama has constructed dual panels covering both the international and domestic fronts and plans to win both the war against terrorism and the war against the aged. Gibbs explained the end of terrorism counseling provided for captured foreign freedom fighters is proving very effective at ending ones desired to terrorize and is hopeful that end of life counseling will have the same effect on the elderly.
Gibbs also added President Obama is restructuring the VA in a program the President dubs "Vets for the Vets".
