Saturday, August 29, 2009

Taxman's Taxes Option

Our ObamaNation has learned that Democratic Congressmen Charles Rangel who is chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee failed to pay taxes on several million dollars of income.

Senator Dobb and Treasury Secretary Geithner stated taxes are only for those not in power and see no reason Rangel should have to pay taxes.

Attorney General Holder added look laws are something that Democrats pass but they are only intended to punish those who are enemies of the Party.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explained that President Obama is looking forward to campaigning for Rangel's reelection. Gibbs added the President understands that if elected office is limited to those that pay their taxes then it would be simply impossible for Democrats to serve.

Beatles - Taxman Lyrics

1,2,3,4,1,2

Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me,
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah yeah, I’m the Taxman.

(If you drive a car car), I’ll tax the street,
(If you try to sit sit), I’ll tax your seat,
(If you get too cold cold), I’ll tax the heat,
(If you take a walk walk), I’ll tax your feet.
Taxman.

‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Don’t ask me what I want it for
(Ah Ah! Mister Wilson!)
If you don’t want to pay some more
(Ah Ah! Mister Heath!),
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeeeah, I’m the Taxman.

Now my advice for those who die, (Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes, (Taxman!)
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me, (Taxman).