Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama's middle name is actually pronouncement H'insane where the H is almost silent.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
