Obama Turns Up Heat as Millions Freeze in Kentucky

Despite millions freezing in their homes in Kentucky, President Obama was once again keeping the Oval Office in the high 70's.

A spokesperson for the President stated that a little cold weather is something that anyone born in the Midwest is used to handling but the President grew up in Hawaii and simply is used to warmer temperatures this time of year.

Passive and Weak Position

Our ObamaNation has learned that Iran considers the new Obama administration to be representative of the failures and passive nature of Western civilization.

A spokesperson for the Obama administration responded by stating that the President hoped he had done nothing to offend Iran.

Expand the Cabinet to Balance the Budget

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama plans to increase federal revenues by expanding the size of his Cabinet.

A spokesperson for the President stated we have come to the conclusion the only way to get Democrats to pay their taxes is to appoint them to the Cabinet.

Hope Becomes Despair

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has given up any hope of reviving the economy. The President indicated that after a careful review of the 5 year plans of the former Soviet Union there appears to be no workable solution to our nations economy woes.

Summers Over

Larry Summers, an economics adviser to President Obama, is abandoning his pre-Obama position of a principled highly directed stimulus package and is now instead favoring the undisciplined wasteful ultra liberal debt expansion approach favored by the President and the Democrat lead Congress.

A spokesperson for Summers speaking off the record stated when you work for President Obama there is nothing short of the full liberal position that the President will adopt so there is simply no reason to suggest a more moderate reasoned position.

A spokesperson for President Obama stated off the record we are quickly learning why Harvard rid itself of Summers.

The New Serfdom

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama favors the new European type serfdom for the people of the Unites States.

Cabinet of Shame

President Obama continues adding to his Cabinet of Shame highlighted by his selection of Clinton, Holder, Geithner, Richardson (removed), and Daschle.

A sokesperson for President Obama stated that every person in the Obama Cabinet is among the best that money can buy.

More More Like Europe

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama, who has decided on a European approach to our economy, is planning to take a Soviet approach to his escalation of the war in Afghanistan.

20 Million Jobs Lost

Projections indicate 20 million jobs will be lost doing President Obama's first term. The outlook for stocks is equally bad where a reduction in stocks of 10% per month is the most likely scenario based on current data.

A declining economy seems to be the kind of change we will have to learn to believe in.

Repeat Performance

President Obama who had absolutely no accomplishments as Senator seems well on his way to repeating the performance as President.

Taxes Optional for Obama Cabinet

Tom Daschle who is in line to be President Obama's Secretary of Health and Human Services is another potential cabinet member who has failed to pay his taxes.

President Obama has indicated that taxes are simply something that those in public service who are willing to distribute other peoples wealth are simply not expected to pay.

The President seems to find shameful behavior shameful only in those who do not dance to his extreme liberal drum beat.

Obama Turns Up Heat

As Al Gore was testifying about the evils of global warming and the need for carbon credits, President Obama was turning up the heat in the White House so he could chat with friends without needing a jacket.

Spending Spending Everywhere

Government is spending spending money everywhere and not a new job in sight.

Our ObamaNation has learned that most analysis investigating the impact of the President's stimulus plan see excessive spending resulting in no creation of new jobs.

Obama's Vietnam

All indications point to Afghanistan becoming Obama's Vietnam. Just as America is finally getting a handle on the situation in Iraq, President Obama seems determined to escalate America's other wars.

Drilling Stopped Gas Prices Rise

Gas prices which have risen every day since President Obama assumed office spiked when the president announced measures to restrict domestic drilling.

Buy Liberal Debt Expansion Act of 2009

The House under the leadership of Speaker Pelosi has passed the Buy Liberal Debt Expansion Act of 2009 without any votes for passage from House Republicans.

A spokesperson for the President commended the House action stating this bill assures that any community wishing a community organizer can have at least one, any company desiring a diversity counselor can afford a trained expert in the field, and any illegal looking for a handout only has to step forward out of the shadows.

A spokesperson for Speaker Pelosi stated this bill gives money to every liberal cause and the more liberal the more money given. When asked about job creation the spokesperson stated the bill includes spending nearly $200,000 per job to create 4 million low paying jobs so we are pretty certain this bill will have the desired affect.

Now What?

President Obama, who spent his lone term as Senator running for President, is now considering what he wants to strive for now that he is President.

A spokesperson for the President stated that the President is committed to being all he can be.

The Clinton Recovery

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who made over a 100 million dollars selling favors during the Bush years, expects to do even better now that Obama has been elected.

Clinton explained she like the rest of the world had to take a deep breath when she heard that Obama had been elected.

Learning to Recount

Democrats from Minnesota and Florida are adding money to the Debt Expansion Act of 2009 to include funding for learning to recount. Under this provision funding will be given to teach our children how to not only count but how to recount. The plan is to purchase printer paper considered seconds by the manufactures and teach students how to locate markings on these seconds indicating that the voter wished to vote for the Democrat.

Debt Expansion Act

The Obama Pelosi Reid Debt Expansion Act of 2009, which includes unnecessary spending as far out as 2014 and is basically back loaded to help Obama get reelected in 2012, is absence of any spending on infrastructure. A spokesperson for the President stated we are working on the Chicago model of rewarding friends first. The spokesperson added "Why worry about the economy since it will eventually recover on its own and the American people are more willing to accept an expansion of government during a crisis real or otherwise."

The Traveler

President Obama, who gave his first interview as President to Al-Arabiya, plans to give interviews to television networks in each of countries that he has listed at one time or another as a place of birth.

BO Settles in in DC

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama now considers Washington DC his home.

In other news, President Obama is still reluctant to reveal where he spend most of his formative years.

In still other news, Obama's aunt from Kenya, Zeituni Onyango, is no longer living illegally in Washington DC. ICE indicates she has moved to one of the 57 states most likely a state near one of the Great Lakes.

Democrat Downturn Accelerates

The economic downturn that begun with the election of a Democrat controlled Congress in 2006 is accelerating downward as Democrats now control the White House, also. Unemployment is expected to hit 10% later in 2009 and there seems to be no end to how high it may go under the leadership of Obama, Reid, and Pelosi.

Survivors

Impeachment of elected Democrats is the new reality show becoming a political version of Survivors. Every Democrat in high office seemingly has to wonder when they will be voted off the Island by the others.

Hurting Those You Help

President Obama unveiled a plan to make it harder for American auto companies to recover form their current failing financial situation. President Obama is planning to make cars even more expensive to produce by increasing the fuel standards.

In other news, the Obama administration has announced that more TARP money may be needed beyond the current allocated 700 billion including additional money for the extensive bailout of the Big 3 auto makers.

In still other news, President Obama is planning to make it harder for oil companies to drill for domestic oil.

Worse Before Better

Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats plan to make it worse before making it better for average Americans. Democrats simply feel a need to punish average Americans for allowing 8 years of Bush. A high level Democrat explained to Our ObamaNation that Americans will simply never learn to take responsibility for their actions if we as Democrats do not punish them for voting Republican.

In other news, Democrats voted to continue to give tax payer funded bailouts to the rich who were instrumental in getting Democrats elected.

Reduce the Burden

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi stated today the best way to stimulate the economy is to reduce the number of people who are alive. Pelosi stated that reducing the number of people born or alive will reduce the number of people who require services from the state and federal government.

In other news, Democrats demanded quick action on universal health care stating that it was the only way to reduce the cost of health care.

In still other news, Democrats repeated their pledge to increase diversity by making our immigration laws for both legal and illegal immigrates more lax.

No Change in Benefits

Our ObamaNation has learned that some things do not change. The fringe benefit for elected Democrats of treating interns as sex toys and lying able it will continue to be tolerated.

In other news, leading Democrats have asked the Obama administration to make certain that corporations are adhering to the Congressional call for sexual harassment training for all those privately employed.

When I Have Time

Our Obamanation has learned that Treasury Secretary Geithner plans to devote his full attention to the current economic crisis as soon as he is able to figure out his taxes for last year. The Treasure has assured Our ObamaNation that he is sure he will have the tax software loaded onto the computer he is planning to purchase no later than mid February. Geithner is certain he has the necessary paper work needed to complete his taxes packed away somewhere.

Update: A spokesperson for Treasury Secretary Geithner has assured Our Obamanation that the Treasurer has no plans to take timeout from his busy schedule to file his taxes.

Biden Says Final Goodbyes

Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden has said his final goodbyes to the soldiers the Obama administration is sending to fight in Afghanistan.

In other news, average Americans everywhere are looking forward to welcoming our soldiers back home after performing their duties aboard in protection of our freedom.

Gitmo Goes to Chicago?

Our ObamaNation has learned that Bill Ayers is suggesting to the Obama administration that foreign terrorists now held at Gitmo be released to the Chicago area. Ayers reasons that former domestic terrorists have been an important component of the Chicago political culture and believes that having a more diverse group of former terrorists will only improve the situation.

The Senate: The Movie

Our ObamaNation has learned that Oliver Stone is planning to make a humorous documentary on the Senators entering the Senate Chamber. The most interesting detail to date is that Stone plans to cast only Tim Conway playing the roles for all 100 Senators.

True and False

Our ObamaNation has learned that although it is true that President Obama did duplicate George Washington's feat of throwing a silver dollar across the Potomac there is no truth to the rumour the President then merely walked to the other side of the river to retrieve that same dollar.

In other news, President Obama has promised that the United States mint will print memorial quarters for the remaining 7 states.

More Change

Our ObamaNation has learned that the President's former minister, Reverend Wright, injected into his most recent sermons several uses of the phrase "Obama Damn America".

Gitmo and Hollywood

President Obama has mandated that all terrorist be forced to join Hollywoods actors guild as a precondition of their release from Gitmo. The head of the Al-Qaeda Motion Pictures stated these condition are outlandish and a clear violation of the international laws governing the treatment of international actors.

More Like Iceland

President Obama who many see making the United States more like Europe suggested today that Iceland may in fact be the best model to base change we can believe in.

Rank The President

Our ObamaNation is conducting an unbias poll attempting to gage the approval rating of President Obama. Please vote. Your input is greatly appreciated.

PETA for President

Our ObamaNation has learned that PETA is planning to ask the United Nations to consider allowing monkeys to run for elected office in all Banana Republics.

Customer Protection

Our ObamaNation has learned that multiple consumer groups are asking that the Federal Government post on the both www.house.gov and www.senate.gov an up to date price list for buying a seat in each chamber. One consumer group also suggested that seats that are restricted to being passed within a given family are cleanly marked.

Passed Out

Senator Kennedy again passed out during a Senate meeting knocking down 2 other elderly Senators and nearly a third.

Spokesperson for Senator Kennedy assured all concerned it was merely a bad ice cube and not related to the Senators current health issues.

Our ObamaNation is happy to hear is was nothing unusual and wishes the Senator all the best in his brave battle against cancer.

In other news, President Obama is releasing a new public service announcement asking the question "Do you know where your Drunk Kennedy is tonight?"

Obama Elected Fetus Ejected

President Obama makes foreign aid for abortions a top priority. In other news President Obama indicates a dramatic increase in the number of abortion clinics may be a good means for providing the young of our ObamaNation good jobs with good benefits. President once again reminded ObamaNation that children are our future.

Terrorism and Tax Evaluation

Name 2 crimes ObamaNation does not take seriously?

Cold Old Joke

One New Hampshire resident stated after the major ice storm of December 11, 2008 the following:

"What do this winter and the Obama administration have in common? They have not even started yet and I am already tire of both."

Banking with Barney

Want to save your bank? Well then just get in bed with Congressman Barney Frank.

Government Time Out

Ethical probation seems to be President Obama's version of a "time out".

Transition

President Obama's transition to power seems to include transitioning lobbist from lobbying his administration to being members of his administration.

Gitmo and the Cabinet

President Obama seems to have a two prong attack for making government more responsible. First let the foreign terrorist out of Gitmo and second take the white collar criminals off the street and put them in his Cabinet.

Haste Makes Pork

For most of us haste translates to waste but in our ObamaNation the purpose of haste seems to be to make pork for those elected who serve at all levels of government.

The Dragged Out Stimulus

President Obama is asking for nearly a trillion dollar stimulus package which will be back loaded to have much of the spending dragged out to the later years of his entire Presidential term.

Over spending and delaying we can believe in seems to be the President's current plan for economic stimulus.

What Change?

President Obama is once again proposing to give tax refunds to those who do not pay taxes. How is this a tax refund? Seems more like typical classic government redistribution of wealth and welfare.

How would you react if the cashier gave your change to the person behind you and then stated I made change what is your problem?

Responsibilty?

In ObamaNation spending yet another trillion dollars we don't have is called governing responsibly. Makes one wonder what governing irresponsibility would cost us?

How Dare You?

President Obama refuses to answer any serious questions in his first public meeting with the DC press. Seems the press like the rest of the nation is suppose to worship the President rather than question him.

Obama Takes Oath for Second Time

Those in Washington DC are so certain of President Obama's reelection that Obama has been allowed to take the Oath of Office for a second time.

Step Right Up

Have you failed personally or as a business? Then step right up and get your government bailout.

You Know Withdraws

Caroline Kennedy you know withdraws from you know consideration for you know the vacated New York Senate seat you know of the now you know Secretary of State you know Hillary you know Rodham you know Clinton.

Kennedy stated you know personal reasons for you know her withdrawal.

Better Memory Than

Vice President Biden announced today he has a better memory than Supreme Court Justice whats his name. In other news, Biden failed to ask any of the wheel chair bound to stand.

Green Behind the Ears

President Obama announced today that his administration is green.

Explains Alot

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced today she had a 10-pound anvil lifted from her head.

Welcome to the Cabinet

Fail to pay your taxes, take large monetary donations from foreign powers, and/or participant in pardoning the corrupt, then welcome to the ObamaNation cabinet.

May I Call You Comrade?

May I Call You Comrade?
Do You prefer King or Lord?
May I Call You Comrade?
Are You a prophet or the One?
May I Call You Comrade?
Or The Citizen of the World?
May I Call You Comrade?
Are You my daddy and my mama?
May I Call You Comrade?
Or simply Barack Hussein Obama?
May I Call You Comrade?
May I Call You Comrade?
....
May I Call You Comrade?

Joe Camlel is Back

In ObamaNation a smoker is now the symbol for everything good including the perfect example of a healthy lifestyle.

Joe The Plumber is out but Joe the Camel is back and living in the White House.

Qualifications: Hired Illegals Failed to Pay Taxes

Our ObamaNation has still some more change we can believe in, seems that is perfectly ok for the members of the Obama cabinet including Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner to hire illegals and to not pay taxes.

Reid's Last Stand

Democratic Senator Harry Reid assures ObamaNation that if Democratic Governor Richardson ever attempts to appoint someone to the Senate, the Democratic Senators will under no circumstances seat that appointee.

Another Measurement of a Bad Economy

ObamaNation has learned that the economy has turned so bad that Democratic Senate seats which usually sell for at least 6 figures are now being given away for free.

Moreover, Senate Republicans are vacating their Senate seats in a what is being called the worse downturn in the ability to turn political power into immediate profit in more than a century.

However, most political experts claim there is still plenty of money to be made by selling Capital Hill.

Unemployment No Higher than 97 Percent

President Obama has promised to save at least 3 million jobs in his first year in office. This means that ObamaNation which consists of more than 100 million jobs currently will not have an unemployment rate of more than 97% during President Obama first year in office.

Who in ObamaNation thinks that it is time for President Obama to lower our expectations for his Presidency?

Measurement of a Really Bad Economy

How will ObamaNation know when the ecomony is really bad?

ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is doing everything in his power to insure that Community Organizers and Diversity Counselors do not lost their jobs. These jobs are simply too important to the basic fabric of a nation to allow a single such job to be lost.

How Much is that Senate Seat in the Window?

Since Harry Reid and the rest of the Senate Democrats have backpedaled in deciding that it is perfectly OK to be appointed to the Senate by a Governor who wanted to sell the seat to the highest bidder, what changes to the law does ObamaNation think needs to be made to insure there is a maximum amount one should have to pay for a Democratic held Senate seat?

No Bailout for Gitmo Retailer

ObamaNation has learned that because retail sales were so bad for Christmas 2008 that President Obama is planning to close the Gitmo Outlet currently run by our government in Cuba.

Comprehensive Immigration Reform

President Bush considers the failure to pass comprehensive immigration reform to be among his biggest disappointments of his Presidency, how many in ObamaNation consider this the most disappointing part of the Bush Presidency?

Can You Hear Me Now?

Since ObamaNation is dedicated to government we believe in, who do we consider more deserving of impeachment "The Can You Hear Me Now" Democratic Illinois Governor or "Depends on Your Definition of Is" Democratic President from Arkansas?

You Know For Senator

Since you know ObamaNation strives for you know change we you know believe in, who do we think you know was more qualified you know to be a you know New York Senator Hillary Clinton or Caroline Kenndey?

Trillion Dollar Stimulus

Since ObamaNation understands what a former Democratic New York Governor would include in a trillion dollar stimulus package, what do we think a former Democratic Illinois Senator should include in his?

Personally I would settle for a fair return on my Social Security investment.

Shared Sacrifice

Since ObamaNation strives for change we believe in, what do we think shared sacrifice should entail?

Personally I currently own 2 GM cars so I feel I have already sacrificed my fair share.

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