Thursday, January 29, 2009

Buy Liberal Debt Expansion Act of 2009

The House under the leadership of Speaker Pelosi has passed the Buy Liberal Debt Expansion Act of 2009 without any votes for passage from House Republicans.

A spokesperson for the President commended the House action stating this bill assures that any community wishing a community organizer can have at least one, any company desiring a diversity counselor can afford a trained expert in the field, and any illegal looking for a handout only has to step forward out of the shadows.

A spokesperson for Speaker Pelosi stated this bill gives money to every liberal cause and the more liberal the more money given. When asked about job creation the spokesperson stated the bill includes spending nearly $200,000 per job to create 4 million low paying jobs so we are pretty certain this bill will have the desired affect.