Saturday, January 24, 2009

Passed Out

Senator Kennedy again passed out during a Senate meeting knocking down 2 other elderly Senators and nearly a third.

Spokesperson for Senator Kennedy assured all concerned it was merely a bad ice cube and not related to the Senators current health issues.

Our ObamaNation is happy to hear is was nothing unusual and wishes the Senator all the best in his brave battle against cancer.

In other news, President Obama is releasing a new public service announcement asking the question "Do you know where your Drunk Kennedy is tonight?"