Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Zeroing In

Our ObamaNation has learned that Doctor Zero stated the following:

"A few weeks ago, Attorney General Eric Holder saw nothing wrong with Black Panthers using billy clubs to intimidate voters. Today, he thinks intimidating terrorists with cigars is a crime. Holder is the one who should be answering tough questions under oath."

In other news, Former President Bill Clinton stated nothing he ever did with a cigar amounted to torture.

Yeah Yeah Yeah - Zero Lyrics

Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure? Hope not!
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
What’s your name?

Your zero
What’s your name?
No one’s gonna ask you
Better find out where they want you to go
Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark