Sunday, August 23, 2009

The 2 Step on Terrorism

Our ObamaNation has learned that all in the Obama administration are barred from using the phrase 'war on terror.' This makes total sense considering our new policy towards terrorist.

We no longer try to catch terrorist but instead only try to stop terrorism.

If we catch terrorist we cannot interrogate the terrorist although investigators may politely ask questions of the terrorist such as where would you like to live after your release?

Independent of what the terrorist has done the terrorist is brought into a criminal court of law and then the terrorist is released independent of the court verdict or court sentence.

Parody of 1 2 Step Lyrics

This process is
Outrageous, but so contagious,
makes us crave it
Jazze made it
So retarded, top charted,
ever since the day Obama started
Strut our stuff and yes flaunt it
Apologies make the enemy jump on it
No we can`t constrain terrorist
Instead let us coddle them and play pretend
Now let us do the Obama 1,2 step