Thursday, August 13, 2009

Obama Told Me

Our ObamaNation has learned that those attending Obama Care Town Hall Meetings are hearing the following:

Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no

With whiskey for your health care
Vinegar in your tea

What's all these crazy answers they're givin' me
These Dems are the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see

Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no

Open up the windows
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
From the smell of stale political perfume

And that cigarette he's smoking
'Bout scared me half to death
Open up the windows, suckers
Let me catch my breath

Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
That ain't the way to get things done, no