Our ObamaNation has learned that spam in your email is most likely coming straight from the White House.
Dear Citizen of the World
Send us your bank account information and we will provide you free lifetime health care. Included will be 2 free tickets to the next beer summit at the White House and a tour of the secret Biden bunker. Plus if you act now, as an added stimulus, you can trade in your chunkier for a free government manufactured Volt with the added benefit of getting healthier by having to walk most of the way to work assuming you are one of the lucky Americans who still has a job.
Do not wait. If you are one of the first million people to response we will include an autographed copy of 'Total Health for Your Mind, Body, and Soul', the complete sermons of the One including all of his apologies for our past sins.
Let us be clear. Do not act stupidly and miss this once in a lifetime offer.
Your Lord, Master, Comrade, and the One
President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama
