Sunday, September 13, 2009

Best of Barack

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama plans to stay 100% focused on passing government take over of health care at a cost to taxpayers of trillions of dollars.

In other news, the President has no plans to address ever increasing unemployment, out of control government spending, the escalating death of our soldiers in Afghanistan, the escalating number of bank and home foreclosures, ever increasing corruption in his own political party, and his lack of ability to find staff for his administration.

In still other news, the President will host the United Nations for a few months and plans a never ending series of speeches around America where he repeats highlights from his past speeches titled the 'Best of Barack'. To attend these speeches in person you must pledge allegiances to the United Nations and to serve 'Citizen of the World' Barack Obama.

Act Fast - Reruns Lyrics

Sometimes i
Feel my life
Has stopped before
It has begun
Nothing's changed
It's all the same
My life is just reruns

Sitting alone
In my room
Another wasted night
Another episode
Constantly repeated
Forever is my life
So i conclude that
Reality bites

(look mom, i'm on tv!)
Don't know if i can cope
If everyone knows
When i am down
When i am low
Was it all a lie
My whole life
Was everything wrong
Was nothing right