Thursday, September 3, 2009

No Pointing Fingers

Our ObamaNation has learned that those who support ObamaDontCare are recommending to the White House that those opposed to the plan have their fingers forcefully removed.
Members of MoveOn.org are already biting off the fingers of anyone who publicly opposes any Obama plan.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is simply tire of those opposed pointing fingers at those who are trying to simply make medical care better for all Americans agreeing that if removing fingers is what it takes the President supports the action. Gibbs added the President plans to ask all students to take the pledge to remove the fingers of friends and relatives who oppose any of the Presidents plans or actions.