Sunday, September 20, 2009

Russia, Too Big To Fail

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama considers Russia too big to fail.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama is dedicated to doing everything in his power to reestablishing the former Soviet Union. Gibbs added the stimulus was to reward ultra liberal radical left wing groups that helped to elect the President, TARP was to stabilize the banks of Europe, cash for clunkers was to aid Japan and to reward the unions, and the thrush of our foreign policy is to reestablish Russia as a world power and to bring nuclear capability to the Middle East.