An ObamaNation News Brief
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President experienced the agony of Olympic defeat due to the following unforeseen factors:
IOC rejected the offer of the First Lady setting on their laps during the entire 2016 games.
IOC rejected having dead members of the IOC be allowed to vote.
IOC rejected the new IOC voting members that ACORN had registered around the world.
IOC rejected Oprah's offer of giving out Olympic tickets to her television audience for the games.
IOC rejected the President's offer to apologize for a former United States international mistake every time the United States won a medal.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He experienced the Agony of Defeat
In Denmark
In Afghanistan
In Iran
In Russia
In Gitmo
In Honduras
In the UN
He fooled America
He beat McCain
