Saturday, October 3, 2009

Mmm Mmm Mmm Barack Brazilian?

ObamaNation News Flash

Rumors are running ramped in DC today that President Obama is ready to reveal his official birth certificate showing conclusively the President was born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

President Obama wants this secret revealed so all citizens of the world understand the IOC awarded Rio the 2016 Olympic games to honor the President's birth place rather than being a slight to his Presidency.

The First Lady is pushing the President to reveal this family secret so others will understand why she is for the first time proud of being a citizen of the world.

Our ObamaNation has learned that the IOC has known since shortly after the 2008 November Presidential election that President Obama was born in Rio and is not the son of John Edwards as some claim.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Wee weed up
Gloves off
TelePrompter on
Talking his way out
Of a recycled wet paper bag