An Our ObamaNation News Brief
President Obama pardoned the turkey, then apologized to the turkey for America's history of unfair treatment to turkeys, then bowed to the turkey to show respect, then stepped aside to let the turkey's enemies kill the turkey.
In others news, Santa Claus has refused an invitation to go to the White House stating he appreciated the invitation but his busy "Holiday" schedule did not allow the opportunity for such a visit at this time. However, God willing he hoped next year would be better.
