Wednesday, August 26, 2009

How About 14 Trillion



Our ObamaNation has learned that the The Concord Coalition Plausible Baseline is projecting a federal deficit of an additional $14.4 trillion over the next 10 years bringing the total federal debt to $25 trillion.

The CBO has already increased it deficit estimate from $7 trillion to $9 trillion.

Nat King Cole - The Party's Over Lyrics

The party's over
It's time to call it a day
They've burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
It's time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid

The party's over
The candles flicker and dim
You danced and dreamed through the night
It seemed to be right just being with him
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

The party's over
It's time to call it a day
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

It's all over, my friend

Repeat Performance

Our ObamaNation has learned President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama stated the following:

"One of my first acts as president is going to be call in my new attorney general to review every single executive order that’s been issued... to overturn those that are undermining the Constitution, undermining our civil liberties, that are promoting this cockamamie theory of Unitary government, that says that somehow the executive branch does not need to obey the Constitution … and during that process of review, if it’s determined that laws have been broken, then obviously accountability would be part of my Attorney General’s job."

Our ObamaNation is not surprised that the same ultra liberal Left that abandoned our war veterans fighting for our freedom from Communism are now criminalizing the activities of the agents trying to protect us from the evils of Terrorism.

Offspring - Can't Repeat Lyrics

I woke the other day
And saw my world has changed
The past is over but tomorrow's wishful thinking
I can't hold on what's been done (woah-oh)
I can't grab on what's to come (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing I could stop, but

Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page

Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries

Memories are bittersweet
The good times we can't repeat
Those days are gone and we can never get them back
Now we must move ahead (woah-oh)
Despite our fear and dread (woah-oh)
We're all just wishing we could stop, but

Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page

Time rolls on
Wipe your eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries

With all our joys and fears
Wrapped in forgotten years
The past is laughing as today just slips away
Time tears down what we've made (woah-oh)
And sets another stage (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing we could stop

Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page

Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries

Time rolls on

Zeroing In

Our ObamaNation has learned that Doctor Zero stated the following:

"A few weeks ago, Attorney General Eric Holder saw nothing wrong with Black Panthers using billy clubs to intimidate voters. Today, he thinks intimidating terrorists with cigars is a crime. Holder is the one who should be answering tough questions under oath."

In other news, Former President Bill Clinton stated nothing he ever did with a cigar amounted to torture.

Yeah Yeah Yeah - Zero Lyrics

Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure? Hope not!
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
What’s your name?

Your zero
What’s your name?
No one’s gonna ask you
Better find out where they want you to go
Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark

Want List of CIA

Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Lieberman stated the following concerning the criminal investigation of past CIA activity:

“I respectfully regret this decision by Attorney General Holder and fear our country will come to regret it too because an open ended criminal investigation of past CIA activity, which has already been condemned and prohibited, will have a chilling effect on the men and women of our intelligence community whose uninhibited bravery and skill we depend on every day to protect our homeland from the next terrorist attack. Career prosecutors in the Department of Justice have previously reviewed allegations of abuse and concluded that prosecution was not warranted, with the exception of one CIA contractor who has already been convicted. President Obama has established clear guidelines to ensure that past abuses are not repeated and has stated his desire to look forward rather than backward.

“We cannot take for granted the fact that our homeland has not been attacked since September 11, 2001. That has occurred only because of the constant vigilance and unflinching efforts by those brave individuals in our military, civilian homeland security and counterterrorism agencies, and the intelligence community. These public servants must of course live within the law but they must also be free to do their dangerous and critical jobs without worrying that years from now a future Attorney General will authorize a criminal investigation of them for behavior that a previous Attorney General concluded was authorized and legal.”

In other news, investigation into the CIA use of EITs revealed the following:

"With respect to al Nashiri [redacted] reported two waterboard sessions in November 2002, after which the psychologist / interrogations determined that al Nashiri was compliant. However, after being moved [redacted] al Nashiri was thought to be withholding information. Al Nashiri subsequently received additional EITs, [redacted] but not the waterboard. The Agency then determined al Nashiri to be 'compliant.' Because of the litany of techniques used by different interrogators over a relatively short period of time, it is difficult to identify why exactly al Nashiri became more willing to provide information. However, following the use of EITs, he provided information about his most current operational planning and [redacted] as opposed to the historical information he provided before the use of EITs."

"KSM provided information that helped lead to the arrests of terrorists including Sayfullah Paracha and his son Uzair Paracha, businessmen who Khalid Shaykh Muhammad planned to use to smuggle explosives into the United States; Saleh Almari, a sleeper operative in New York; and Majid Khan, an operative who could enter the United States easily and was tasked to research attacks [redacted]. Khalid Shaykh Muhammad’s information also led to the investigation and prosecution of Iyman Faris, the truck driver arrested in early 2003 in Ohio."

"During the course of this Review, a number of Agency officers expressed unsolicited concern about the possibility of recrimination or legal action resulting from their participation in the CTC program. A number of officers expressed concern that a human rights group might pursue them for activities [redacted]. Additionally, they feared that the Agency would not stand behind them if this occurred."

"One officer expressed concern that one day, Agency officers will wind up on some 'wanted list' to appear before the World Court for war crimes. Another said, 'Ten years from now we're going to be sorry we're doing this...[but] it has to be done.'"

In still other news, Attorney Holder stated that he plans criminal investigations into all government agencies abbreviated using 3 letters then moving to those using 4 letters and so on. Holder added he is hoping to have more special prosecutors than President Obama has czars. Speaker Pelosi added all these agencies are full of liars who deserve to be tortured until she is given a bigger plane.

State Radio - CIA Lyric

Ma ma mama don't look now,
There's red bus coming up along.
I might recommend that when the protests are over,
You will not expect to be so well.
When the capital is crowded with effigies,
And they might do you in if you don't know your country.

Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit on the crowd and keep them workin',
And say again.

Ma ma mama don't you see?
'Cause it's just one of them lonely days,
When we say how we fear that the last fence has fallen.
You will not expect to be so welcome to life of a foreign national,
Where are the Americans
Now that they fractured your country?

Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.

Since they fractured your country?

Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Now Our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former radical sympathizer
turned community organizer
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a citizen of the world
turned apologizer for our sins in the world
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former follower of Ayers
turned fellow worshipper of Wright
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former Harvard Ivy leaguer
turned Harvard Alinsky true believer
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former editor and chief
turned commander and chief
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former Iraqi war Anti Bush protester
turned Afghanistan war Pro Bush impersonator
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a silver tongue
turned teleprompter sayin' nothin' wrong
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout one born a pack a day chain smoker
turned unconvincing Palestinian poster joker
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

Combining socialist genealogy
with communist ideology
with fascist methodology
and left wing terminology

We acted so stupidly
and are wee weed up
'bout former beggar of $million shake downs
turned reckless provider of $trillion hand downs
educated whites' favorite pet
who is now our President

We acted so stupidly
and are now wee weed up

Young Jeezy - My President Lyrics

My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I be darned if my rims ain't too
My money's light green and my Jordan's light gray
And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay, let's go

Today was a good day, hope I have me a great night
I dunno what you fishin' for, hope you catch you a great white
Need I say great white, heavy as killer whales
I cannot believe this, who knew it came in bails?

Who knew it came with jail, who knew it came with prison?
Just 'cause you got an opinion does that make you a politician?
Bush robbed all of us, would that make him a criminal?
And then he cheated in Florida, would that make him a Seminole?

I say and I quote, we need a miracle

Illegal Mandate

Our ObamaNation has learned that David B. Rivkin Jr. and Lee A. Casey find mandatory health insurance to be unconstitutional writing the following:

"Can Congress require every American to buy health insurance? In short, no. The Constitution assigns only limited, enumerated powers to Congress and none, including the power to regulate interstate commerce or to impose taxes, would support a federal mandate requiring anyone who is otherwise without health insurance to buy it."

In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President sees no reason to let the Constitution get in the way of what is best for Americans adding the President does not understand why those on the extreme far right are so wee weed up about something as unimportant as the Constitution.

From Ashes Rise - The Mandate Lyrics

Take a rigid allegiance to all that gleams,
to all that glitters and shines in the blood of machines.
For all that take solace in antiquity,
take your phantoms and cast them away, curse them to waste.
Smash no commandments, curse them to waste.
Lay your head down in pastures of circuits unseen.
Swallow fallout from heaven that lands at your feet.
For all that take solace in antiquity, waste away, curse it to waste.
Smash no commandments, curse them to waste.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Disarray

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama, after 7 months in office, has filled only 40% of the top level positions in his administration. This explains why his administration is so reckless and in total disarray when attempting to change America with his radical left wing ultra liberal socialist big government agenda.

In other news, the consensus is the stimulus package, TARP, and auto bailout are all drags on the economy with unemployment approaching 10%. Moreover, the cap and trade energy bill and the health reform bill if passed will further reduce economy growth while greatly increasing the already projected additional 10 trillion in deficits over the next 10 years.

Lifehouse - Disarray Lyrics

I've faced my demons
Wrestling these angels to the ground
And all that I could find
Was a thin line between
All the saints and villains
It was crossed in my own minds

Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way

Struggling between the facts and fiction
I’m alone
But I'm alive
Everyone around me is trying to make a statement,
then there's me
I’m just trying to survive

Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way
If this was any other day
I pretend to know where I stand
I Just don’t know (just don’t know)
I Just don’t know

Someday I'm gonna find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright
I wouldn't have it any other way
Someday I will find it
Wish I knew what I was looking for
Inside the disarray (inside the disarray)
I woke up this morning
Don’t know where I’m going
But it’s alright

Return on Expectancy


Our ObamaNation has learned we as a nation are getting a positive return on our investment when it comes to life expectancy.

The graph above clearly illustrates as we have increased the percent of GDP spent on medical care the life expectancy of the average American has increased. We may be spending too much on medical care but we seem to be getting a return for each additional dollar spent compared to other ways we spend our money.

So why are we in such a hurry to radically change a medical system that is working?

The Rise - Durational Expectancy Lyrics

I have seen the course from here and I am not sold
Wage slave line so a few can get up
I have seen the hand they hold and I will not fold
Tape me shut, outside lines are cutoff

...and this is the wrong direction
We're losing our lives to the past
Leave everything behind and turnaround

I have seen the road ahead and its less known
We can pave where it will take us
I have seen the plan for us and its corrupt
Wiating for no one left to stand

...and this is the wrong direction
We're losing our lives to the past
Leave everything behind and turnaround
Wake up, time is on its way

...and this is the wrong direction
We're losing our lives to the past
Leave everything behind and turnaround.

Stand Back

Let Us Stand Back
From The Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where White Is White
And Black Is Black
About What Is Truth

Let Us Stand Back
From the Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where You Pay
The Exact Same Day
For What You Buy

Let Us Stand Back
From the Abstract
Let Us Give A Whirl
To A World
Where Right Is Right
And Worth The Fight
For Freedom And Liberty

Uriah Heep - Stand back Lyrics

I see him coming
He's out to get you
He'll get us fooling your door
You've got a letter
From the sisters of mercy
They can't have you no more

Temptation, such sweet song
That burns inside
One rhythm, one power
One drain of blood left you dry

I see you there
Before the dancin' visions
So many stars in your eyes
You've got it all
But you ain't seen nothing
How can you be so blind

Stand back
Make way for the zodiac boy
Stand back
I'm gonna take you
To the other side
Stand back
Make way for the zodiac boy
Stand back
You've gotta listen to
The power of the future

It's so easy, it's a chain reaction
Every step of the way
There are places
You've been dreaming of
But never knew the way

Temptation, such a good thing
That burns inside
One rhythm, one power
One drain left you dry

Free Fall

Our ObamaNation has learned that the latest Rasmussen's approval index indicates the approval rating for President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is in free fall.

"Only 27 percent now 'strongly approve' of Obama's performance, while 41 percent 'strongly disapprove.'"

In Flames - Free Fall Lyrics

Mirror mirror,
How far will I go?
Despite the foundation,
I am falling.
Sweet reflection,
Will you save a place for me?

Where am I heading?
Could you grant me a haven?
For what I am punished,
Could I ever repent?

Mother Nature, I’m wide open,
Waiting for you to move me.

Don’t keep it from me!
This is a free fall!
This is a free fall!

I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.

Father time, every time I stop and feel,
You’re there to tell me I’m already late.
Don’t keep it from me!
This is a free fall!

I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
It’s like I’m living a lie.

I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.

I never seem to understand.
The time, the place, and who I am.
Define a way to stay alive,
It’s like I’m living a lie.

Whoops

Our ObmaNation has learned that Jonah Goldberg wrote the following concerning the use of the word racism by Democrats and the media.

"What’s dismaying is how the press and Democrats are so desperate to obscure this point. The only notable political violence at a town hall was against a black man, roughed up by pro-Obama toughs. The assault weapon lawfully carried to a demonstration was carried by a black man. That supposedly racist poster depicting Obama as the Joker? (An LA Weekly writer fumed, “The only thing missing is a noose.”) That was created by a Palestinian-American supporter of left-wing garden gnome Dennis Kucinich. Whoops!"

Yes, Obama had a farm
With a whoop whoop here and a whoop whoop there here a whoop there a whoop everywhere a whoop whoop.

Etta James - Whoops Lyrics

Oh lord I tried I have tried
so damn hard to fit in
I've worn away my edges
And I'm looking mighty thin
Whoops-a-daisy don't trip that wire
Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops

I know all your soft spots
They're the same soft spots that are in me
If you keep on scratching
They will flare up suddenly

Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy don't touch that wire
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoops
Whoops
Whoops-a-daisy
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoops

Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire
Don't touch that wire

The 2 Step on Terrorism

Our ObamaNation has learned that all in the Obama administration are barred from using the phrase 'war on terror.' This makes total sense considering our new policy towards terrorist.

We no longer try to catch terrorist but instead only try to stop terrorism.

If we catch terrorist we cannot interrogate the terrorist although investigators may politely ask questions of the terrorist such as where would you like to live after your release?

Independent of what the terrorist has done the terrorist is brought into a criminal court of law and then the terrorist is released independent of the court verdict or court sentence.

Parody of 1 2 Step Lyrics

This process is
Outrageous, but so contagious,
makes us crave it
Jazze made it
So retarded, top charted,
ever since the day Obama started
Strut our stuff and yes flaunt it
Apologies make the enemy jump on it
No we can`t constrain terrorist
Instead let us coddle them and play pretend
Now let us do the Obama 1,2 step

Here a Flop Flop

Our ObamaNation has learned that Mark Steyn wrote the following about the President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama's trillion dollar stimulus package:

"That’s why the “stimulus” flopped. It didn’t just fail to stimulate, it actively deterred stimulation, because it was the first explicit signal to America and the world that the Democrats’ political priorities overrode everything else. If you’re a business owner, why take on extra employees when cap’n’trade is promising increased regulatory costs and health “reform” wants to stick you with an 8 percent tax for not having a company insurance plan? Obama’s leviathan sends a consistent message to business and consumers alike: When he’s spending this crazy, maybe the smart thing for you to do is hunker down until the dust’s settled and you get a better sense of just how broke he’s going to make you. For this level of “community organization,” there aren’t enough of “the rich” to pay for it. That leaves you."

Yes, Obama had a farm
With a flop flop here and a flop flop there flip flop total flop everywhere a flop flop
EI EI Owe

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Lack of Substance

Our ObamaNation has learned that Bill Otis had the following to say about President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama's agenda:

"When you hide your substantive agenda and campaign on nothing, don't be surprised when nothing is the public's response after the agenda actually shows itself."

In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama strongly believes and wants to make clear that those who oppose his agenda are wee wees acting stupidly.

Haste The Day - Substance Lyrics

We The People Hear The Words
That You Are Saying
The Darkness In Our Hearts Remains
We Can Only Live So Long Without The Truth
And The Message You Portray Leaves Me Empty

We Have The Will To Fight
We Just Dont Know Whats Right
Our Hearts Are Crying Out
For Substance To Hold To

Can't You See That We Are Crying
While You're Screaming Our Hearts Are Dying
Shut Your Eyes Shut Your Eyes
Bliss From The Unknown, Hurt We Bear

I Want You To Know What I'm Going Through
We Have The Will To Fight
We Just Don't Know What's Right

What Could Go Wrong?

Our ObamaNation has learned that average America citizen Dan Gottleib is asking the following question:

"Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is broke. What could possibly go wrong?"

Depeche Mode - Wrong Lyrics

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason
And the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method
With the wrong technique

Wrong
Wrong

There's something wrong with me chemically
Something wrong with me inherently
The wrong mix
In the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends
By the wrong means
It was the wrong plan
In the wrong hands
The wrong theory for the wrong man
The wrong eyes
On the wrong prize
The wrong questions with the wrong replies

Wrong
Wrong

I was marching to the wrong drum
With the wrong scum
Pissing out the wrong energy
Using all the wrong lines
And the wrong signs
With the wrong intensity
I was on the wrong page
Of the wrong book
With the wrong rendition
Of the wrong look
With the wrong moon
Every wrong night
With the wrong tune played
Till it sounded right, yeah

Wrong
Wrong

Too long...

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason
And the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method
With the wrong technique

Wrong

Why Not Legal Reform?

Our ObamaNation has learned that Former Governor Palin is asking the following:

"So I have new questions for the president: Why no legal reform? Why continue to encourage defensive medicine that wastes billions of dollars and does nothing for the patients? Do you want health care reform to benefit trial attorneys or patients?"

In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is hoping the trial lawyers who have supported the President on his push at TARP, bank bailout, auto bailout, and passage of the stimulus bill will join the President in his efforts to pass health care reform. Gibbs added the President rewards his friends and wee wees on his enemies.

Just Say No to Obama.

Parody of Hilary Duff - Why Not Lyrics

So President Obama
You think you're going somewhere
when you're walking down a lonely street
Acting like others just don't care
when life could be so so sweet
So why you wanna be like that,
This is nothing new
You're not foolin no one
you're not even foolin you
So walk a little slower
and open up your eyes
sometimes its so hard to see
that rushed things are a bad buy
There may never be a sign
no flashing neon light
tellin you your next move
or when the times not right (so)

why not (Why not)
stop this crazy chance
why not (Why not)
postpone this crazy dance
if you lose this moment
you might not lose a lot
so why not why not
just tell the leftist no
and the lawyers where to go

American Style Socialism

Our ObamaNation thinks it is simply wrong to compare our elected leaders to the former Fascist or Communist leaders of Europe. The evil these leaders did is well documented and our leaders are simply not guilty of this kind of outright human slaughter.

Be the President Bush, Clinton, Obama, or Reagan, these Presidents have for their many faults not used their power to outright slaughter average citizens at least not on a large scale.

These Presidents have instead worked to greatly reduce the liberty and freedom of average citizens and to greatly increase the power of government. These Presidents have worked to take money from one average citizen so as to reward another American. These Presidents have worked to make certain you are more and more dependent on them. These Presidents have worked to reduce your choices with respect to health, retirement, work, home, car, property, travel, eating habits, traveling habits, parenting, family, and religion.

American style socialism is turning over of all major decisions to the elected in Washington DC. Moreover no decision no matter how small is beyond their authority. American style socialism is about those in Washington DC becoming a substitute for parents, for parenting, and for growing up.

Just Say No To More Government.

Parody of Pulp - Cocaine Socialism Lyrics

You thought that we were joking
When we said we want to see you
To discuss your contribution
To the future of our nation's heart and soul

Oh, you must be socialist
Cos you're always off out on the piss
Yet you are never wee weed
You always hit you never miss
A change to impose the will
Of government on the people
Crisis the cocaine socialism
Of government by Obamaism.

Freedom Fighter

Our ObamaNation has learned that the Lockerbie bomber was given a hero's welcome by Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is disappointed that the celebration of the bombers release has been so over the top in the Muslim world. Gibbs added the President is also disappointed that as a large Muslim nation the United States has been too reserved in our celebration of this release of a fellow freedom fighter. Gibbs explained that the President plans to apologize to the Muslim world for our religious bias the next time the President travels to the Mideast.

In other news, President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama stated a major accomplishment of his administration was eliminating water boarding as a technique for interrogating freedom fighters.

Parody of Creed - Freedom Fighter Lyrics

Lockerbie bomber
He's just a freedom fighter
No remorse
Raging on in holy war
Soon there'll come a day
When you're face to face with him
Face to face with him

Budget Fever

Our ObamaNation has learned that Former Vice President Gore, now that the earth is cooling, is turning his attention from our earth to our government.

Gore stated the federal budget has a fever adding government spending at all levels is totally out of control. If our elected do not do something about lowering spending in the coming year we as a nation are simply not going to survive.

Kinks - Low Budget Lyrics

I'm on a low budget
I'm on a low budget
I'm not cheap, you understand
I'm just a cut price person in a low budget land
Excuse my shoes they don't quite fit
They're a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn't complain
They squeeze me so tight so I can't take no more
They're size 28 but I take 34

I'm on a low budget
What did you say
I'm on a low budget
I thought you said that

I'm on a low budget
I'm a cut price person in a low budget land

I'm shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores
I'm dropping my standards so that I can buy more

Friday, August 21, 2009

Bankrupt

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is projecting deficits averaging $900 billion for the next 10 years. The largest deficit in any year prior to Obama becoming President was a little over $500 billion and Obama and the Democrat Congress drove the new high to $2 trillion this year.

This reckless spending will nearly double the National debt in less than 10 years. We are bankrupt in more ways than one with the Democrats still promising to pass bills to make these deficits even larger than now projected.

In other news, President Obama is starting a 2 week vacation on the resort island of Martha's Vineyard while the Democrat leadership in Congress jet around on their tax payer funded planes.


Bankrupt - Wave Of Bankruptcy Lyrics

They’re gonna hate it but they wanna know
Who’s gonna tell them they gotta go
Before they hear it on the radio
We didn’t see it coming

This would have come to you anyway
Another place, another day
Tough luck, I gotta say
Better watch out

Cos it’s a wave of bankruptcy
Can you believe now what you see?

Life’s great, then you hit the wall
With the speed of a wrecking ball
Goodbye, you’ve seen it all
We didn’t see it coming

New yachts and limousines
They won, it really seems
I hate pyramid schemes
Better watch out

Honestly Now

Our ObamaNation has learned that Thomas Sowell has written the following:

"Many people may not see the painful irony in politicians trying to keep other people honest."

Ask yourself the following question.

Do you any reason to believe those elected to serve care more about you as a customer than a private business does?

Please remember in a business transition you are negotiating directly with another individual who benefits from you being happy with the outcome.

Do you really think that under ObamaDontCare that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is going to care if you are happy with your medical outcome assuming you actually survive based on this care or more likely the lack of such care.


Harry Connick - Honestly Now Lyrics

Honestly now...
Either you stand for something
Or you get knocked down for nothing
Sister don't ache too soon
I thought it was understood
By everyone in this room
Who'd ever come up short or won a race
Safety's just danger
...out of place

Truly now...
People play tricks of the mind
Shadows only follow behind
Sister stay still
I thought it was the nature
Of all on malvern's hill
Who'd taken a lead off third base
Safety's just danger
...out of place

Honestly now...
If fate were to follow fortune
And clarity trail distortion
Sister on alert
Pay close attention
To fingerprints in the dust
And fallen feet that leave no trace
Safety's just danger
...out of place

Sincerely now...
I requested information
At a roadside station
Sister it seems absurd
To be hammering pith
Like a poet with a loss for words
Trying to describe an angel's face
Safety's just danger
...out of place

Honestly now...
Wholly in demand
Coming off second hand
Sister don't unravel
When there's nowhere to go
Except lawless travel
And an end to infinity's space
Safety's just danger
...out of place

Gateway Drug

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama and the Democrat Congress consider the public option to be the equivalent of a gateway drug to single payer socialized medical system.

Congressman Barney 'Ballpark' Frank is on record saying public option will lead to single payer. President Obama and Speaker Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi have always favored single payer socialized medicine.

Let us not be Franked. Just say No to ObamaDontCare.

Parody of Broken Society - Gateway Drug Lyrics

My own will leaves me suspended learn to appreciate another
Public option Public option Public option
I don't know but I think I used to care
about someone or something in this life
But that'd mean I'd have to get up from my throne
which means it doesn't matter anyway
Obama is the only way
I don't wanna see him take me away. hey!
But i don't wanna see him go away. hey!
I think i might be losing my way. hey!
The gateway drug has left me H'insane in a Broken Society. hey!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The H is Never Silent

Our Obamanation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama believes that those who do not support ObamaDontCare are sinners and deserve to be crucified.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President's position is you are going to die either way so why not go out on the good side of both God and Obama? Gibbs added the President refers to this as a win win for average Americans.

With a win win here and a win win there here a win there a win everywhere a win win.

Which Dies First

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama believes Republicans are attempting to kill ObamaDontCare.

In other news, Republicans admit that they are attempting to kill ObamaDontCare before ObamaDontCare kills you.

Just Say No to ObamaDontCare.

Here a Wee Wee

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama believes that most elected in Washington DC are wee wees.

Yes Obama had a farm
With a wee wee here and a wee wee there peewee wowee everywhere a wee wee
EI EI Owe