An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is planning to stimulate the economy and increase the security of elected officials by placing TSA and full body scanners at all Safeways known to be used as campaign headquarters by one or more elected officials.
Vice Presidetn Biden indicated that most Safeways in the United States are shovel ready for such security upgrades.
Senator Reid stated he favors funding for the development of secure high speed rail between all such Safeways.
Former House Speaker Pelosi stated George W. Bush is at fault that not all Safeways are ready for such upgrades.
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Showing posts with label Reid. Show all posts
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Obama's Spending Gusher
An OurObamaNation New Brief
The out of control spending gusher engulfing DC and the country shows no signs of being able to be slowed alone capped. More stimulus targeted again at only saving state and government jobs are planned.
Trillion dollar deficits are now anticipated for eternity or until the Chinese turn away from financing more of what is quickly becoming worthless paper.
The out of control spending gusher engulfing DC and the country shows no signs of being able to be slowed alone capped. More stimulus targeted again at only saving state and government jobs are planned.
Trillion dollar deficits are now anticipated for eternity or until the Chinese turn away from financing more of what is quickly becoming worthless paper.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Obama Plan Day 41
OurObamaNation has learned than President Barack 'Insane ACORN' Obama has decided to take matters into his own hands if the BP's "golf ball in the hole" solution fails to stop the oil leak threatening the entire Gulf Coast.
The President plans to instead use the golf balls to do what he does best during a crisis and that is to golf. The President plans to allow BP to stick any Democrat or member of his administration involved in the Congressman Joe 'Takes More Than That' Sestak scandal down the hole.
Rumours our the President is also willing to sacrifice any Democrat or member of his administration who has ever failed to pay their taxes or was involved in any of his administration's other poor decisions including TARP, the stimulus, health care reform, cap and trade, immigration, the handling of either war, or the events leading up to the beer summit.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'OG' Gibbs stated the President is considering using Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi, and Majority Leader Reid as plugs, also, if necessary.
The President who was golfing could not be reached for comment. The President's teleprompter was ,also, unavailable.
The President plans to instead use the golf balls to do what he does best during a crisis and that is to golf. The President plans to allow BP to stick any Democrat or member of his administration involved in the Congressman Joe 'Takes More Than That' Sestak scandal down the hole.
Rumours our the President is also willing to sacrifice any Democrat or member of his administration who has ever failed to pay their taxes or was involved in any of his administration's other poor decisions including TARP, the stimulus, health care reform, cap and trade, immigration, the handling of either war, or the events leading up to the beer summit.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'OG' Gibbs stated the President is considering using Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi, and Majority Leader Reid as plugs, also, if necessary.
The President who was golfing could not be reached for comment. The President's teleprompter was ,also, unavailable.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Motherliberal
Our ObamaNation News Brief
Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden has equated any irresponsible increase in the expansion of government with the phrase "This is a big liberal deal".
This has lead to several new but now common uses of the word "Liberal" in the English language such as the following:
President Obama is One Big Motherliberal.
Vice President Biden is a liberal moron.
Speaker Pelosi is a liberaledup.
Senator Reid is a liberalhead.
Situation normal all liberaledup or as Congress Frank says "Snalu"
Liberal you!
Liberal no!
You motherliberal.
Are you liberal kidding?
What the liberal?
Get the liberal out of my way.
Now this is one big liberaled up mess.
Who the liberal do you think you are?
Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal.
Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden has equated any irresponsible increase in the expansion of government with the phrase "This is a big liberal deal".
This has lead to several new but now common uses of the word "Liberal" in the English language such as the following:
President Obama is One Big Motherliberal.
Vice President Biden is a liberal moron.
Speaker Pelosi is a liberaledup.
Senator Reid is a liberalhead.
Situation normal all liberaledup or as Congress Frank says "Snalu"
Liberal you!
Liberal no!
You motherliberal.
Are you liberal kidding?
What the liberal?
Get the liberal out of my way.
Now this is one big liberaled up mess.
Who the liberal do you think you are?
Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Declaration of War
An ObamaNation News Brief
President Obama and Speaker Pelosi have declared the American people the enemy of the Democrat Party's grand plan to move the country to the extreme far left.
While our armed forces die in foreign lands, our citizens stand in the unemployment lines, and our nation deficit is tripling into the trillions yearly, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid see only a golden opportunity to extend governments control over the American people.
Yes, we the people are now seen by Democrats as the only true enemy of those in power.
President Obama and Speaker Pelosi have declared the American people the enemy of the Democrat Party's grand plan to move the country to the extreme far left.
While our armed forces die in foreign lands, our citizens stand in the unemployment lines, and our nation deficit is tripling into the trillions yearly, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid see only a golden opportunity to extend governments control over the American people.
Yes, we the people are now seen by Democrats as the only true enemy of those in power.
Friday, November 6, 2009
10.2 and States of Blue
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
The unemployment rate reached 10.2% in October as business and Americans continue to realize that Obamaism, Pelosiism, Reidism, and Blue States translate to fewer jobs, larger debt, reduced freedom, and blue times.
When those no longer looking for work and those underemployed are added the unemployment rate approaches 20%.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is seriously investigating what speech to give to at least give the impression the 1 trillion dollar Obama / Pelosi stimulus caused a few jobs to be saved or created and who besides Bush to blame for the fact that nothing the President does seems to amount to anything but a much larger pile of debt.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Play toy for Barney
Water boy for Nancy
Backdrop for Harry
Big flop for Lefty
Wetvac for Bushy
Voicebox for Telly
The unemployment rate reached 10.2% in October as business and Americans continue to realize that Obamaism, Pelosiism, Reidism, and Blue States translate to fewer jobs, larger debt, reduced freedom, and blue times.
When those no longer looking for work and those underemployed are added the unemployment rate approaches 20%.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is seriously investigating what speech to give to at least give the impression the 1 trillion dollar Obama / Pelosi stimulus caused a few jobs to be saved or created and who besides Bush to blame for the fact that nothing the President does seems to amount to anything but a much larger pile of debt.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Play toy for Barney
Water boy for Nancy
Backdrop for Harry
Big flop for Lefty
Wetvac for Bushy
Voicebox for Telly
Thursday, August 20, 2009
The H Is Almost Silent
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama's middle name is actually pronouncement H'insane where the H is almost silent.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Do You Really
Our ObamaNation is wondering do you really want the government to be in charge of your health care?
Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Evil Mongers and Villains
Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Reid considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, an evil monger.
House Speaker Pelosi considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, a villain and an agent of the CIA.
Senator Boxer considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting well dressed, a villain and an evil monger.
President Obama never allows anyone into his town hall meetings that has not taken a pledge of allegiance to Obama and his policies.
Congress Frank considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting and is willing to play patience while he plays doctor, a villain and an evil monger.
House Speaker Pelosi considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, a villain and an agent of the CIA.
Senator Boxer considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting well dressed, a villain and an evil monger.
President Obama never allows anyone into his town hall meetings that has not taken a pledge of allegiance to Obama and his policies.
Congress Frank considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting and is willing to play patience while he plays doctor, a villain and an evil monger.
Pretend Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats for Obama are pretending to be doctors at Congressional town hall meetings. Our ObamaNation has also learned that the President and Congressional members at these meetings are pretending they know something about health care.
Congress Frank stated he very much enjoys dressing up and playing doctor. Speaker of the House Pelosi stated she likes playing Nurse Fuzzywuzzy when Mrs. Heines Kerry is not available. Senator Reid stated he very much enjoys taking care of the many elderly and sickly elected to serve in the United States Senate.
Congress Frank stated he very much enjoys dressing up and playing doctor. Speaker of the House Pelosi stated she likes playing Nurse Fuzzywuzzy when Mrs. Heines Kerry is not available. Senator Reid stated he very much enjoys taking care of the many elderly and sickly elected to serve in the United States Senate.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Town Meeting Health Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that House Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid are recommending that there be an In Your Face public option for insuring all Americans who merely want to attend a town meeting.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Americans Acting Stupidly
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has decided that Americans are simply acting stupidly in their opposition to Obama Care.
Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.
Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.
Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.
Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.
Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.
Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.
Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.
Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.
Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.
Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.
Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.
Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.
Cash for Congress
Our ObamaNation has learned that Congress has allocated funds to purchase 3 new jet planes for use by Congress.
Congress is hoping to extend this program to include a new plane for any Congressman who turns in his old plane.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi stated it is simply not fair that President Obama has a bigger plane than her or that the Executive branch has a bigger fleet of planes than Congress. Speaker Pelosi stills believes the CIA lied to her about the size of her plane.
Majority Leader Senator Harry Reid stated a personal Congressional jet would be useful but added finding free rides on corporate planes has never been very hard for those elected to serve.
Congress is hoping to extend this program to include a new plane for any Congressman who turns in his old plane.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi stated it is simply not fair that President Obama has a bigger plane than her or that the Executive branch has a bigger fleet of planes than Congress. Speaker Pelosi stills believes the CIA lied to her about the size of her plane.
Majority Leader Senator Harry Reid stated a personal Congressional jet would be useful but added finding free rides on corporate planes has never been very hard for those elected to serve.
Cash for Japan
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats in Congress are so happy with how the Cash for Japan is going they plan to direct an additional $2 billion of taxpayers money for this purpose.
Senator Reid stated this is a wildly popular program especially among those located in the more urban areas of Japan that have been the hardest hit by the strong downturn in the world economy since President Obama assumed office.
In Japan this program is being referred to as the Obama Stimulus and many are hopeful this stimulus will improve the Japanese economy rather than destroying the economy the way the American based Obama stimulus did.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is hopeful by stimulating the Japanese economy this will eventually help reduce the terrible economy misery here in the United States. President Obama is convinced that a strong rising tide in the Asian economy will raise all ships world wide.
Senator Reid stated this is a wildly popular program especially among those located in the more urban areas of Japan that have been the hardest hit by the strong downturn in the world economy since President Obama assumed office.
In Japan this program is being referred to as the Obama Stimulus and many are hopeful this stimulus will improve the Japanese economy rather than destroying the economy the way the American based Obama stimulus did.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is hopeful by stimulating the Japanese economy this will eventually help reduce the terrible economy misery here in the United States. President Obama is convinced that a strong rising tide in the Asian economy will raise all ships world wide.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Stimulus is Welfare Spendathon
Robert Rector, architect of Clinton's 1996 reform bill, warned last week that President Obama’s stimulus plan was a “welfare spendathon”.
$800 billion to stimulate welfare is a poor use of taxpayers money. Rewarding the unproductive seems a poor method of reviving the economy but that is the plan Democrats lead by Obama, Pelosi, and Reid have passed
$800 billion to stimulate welfare is a poor use of taxpayers money. Rewarding the unproductive seems a poor method of reviving the economy but that is the plan Democrats lead by Obama, Pelosi, and Reid have passed
Monday, February 9, 2009
The Stink of "from Obama to Pelois to Reid"
Our ObamaNation has learned that DC smells like a combination of a cesspool and a pig farm as the stimulus bill moves its way from the White House to the House to the Senate.
The most frightening words in American are now "from Obama to Pelois to Reid".
The most frightening words in American are now "from Obama to Pelois to Reid".
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Debt Expansion Act
The Obama Pelosi Reid Debt Expansion Act of 2009, which includes unnecessary spending as far out as 2014 and is basically back loaded to help Obama get reelected in 2012, is absence of any spending on infrastructure. A spokesperson for the President stated we are working on the Chicago model of rewarding friends first. The spokesperson added "Why worry about the economy since it will eventually recover on its own and the American people are more willing to accept an expansion of government during a crisis real or otherwise."
Monday, January 26, 2009
Democrat Downturn Accelerates
The economic downturn that begun with the election of a Democrat controlled Congress in 2006 is accelerating downward as Democrats now control the White House, also. Unemployment is expected to hit 10% later in 2009 and there seems to be no end to how high it may go under the leadership of Obama, Reid, and Pelosi.
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