Doctors as Props

Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama thinks health care reform consists of merely giving doctors white coats and having a picture taken using the doctors as mere props in a White House photo shot.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President was not being racism in having the doctors wear only white coats. Gibbs added the President is well aware that there is more to being a doctor than having a white coat. The President understands a doctor must have a stethoscope, also.

White House trick or treat is the Obama substitute for debate.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
White House trick or treat
White coats on the domestic beat
White flags on an international retreat
White wash double speak then repeat

Not Much Awe

Our ObamaNation News Brief

Rich Cohen wrote the following:

"This is the president we now have: He inspires lots of affection but not a lot of awe. ... But the ultimate in realism is for the president to gauge himself and who he is: Does he have the stomach and commitment for what is likely to continue to be an unpopular war? Will he send additional troops, but hedge by not sending enough -- so that the dying will be in vain? What does he believe, and will he ask Americans to die for it? Only he knows the answers to these questions. But based on his zigzagging so far and the suggestion from the Copenhagen trip that the somber seriousness of the presidency has yet to sink in, we have reason to wonder."

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Lots of talk
Lots of affection
Lots of vanity
Not a lot of awe
Blame Rio and Bush

The Vain First Couple

Our ObamaNation News Brief

George Will wrote the following on the Obamas' trip to Copenhagen to address the International Olympic Committee:

"In the 41 sentences of her remarks, Michelle Obama used some form of the personal pronouns "I" or "me" 44 times. Her husband was, comparatively, a shrinking violet, using those pronouns only 26 times in 48 sentences. Still, 70 times in 89 sentences conveyed the message that somehow their fascinating selves were what made, or should have made, Chicago's case compelling."

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
Don't you Don't you

War of Necessity

Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama stated the following on August 17, 2009:

"This is not a war of choice. This is a war of necessity. Those who attacked America on 9/11 are plotting to do so again. If left unchecked, the Taliban insurgency will mean an even larger safe haven from which al Qaeda would plot to kill more Americans. So this is not only a war worth fighting. This is fundamental to the defense of our people."

President Obama speaks the words that his teleprompter displays. Words without conviction are just talk.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Yesterday's War of Necessity
Today's War to Ignore
Tomorrow's War To Lose
Always Blame Rio and Bush

Mmm Mmm Mmm Barack Brazilian?

ObamaNation News Flash

Rumors are running ramped in DC today that President Obama is ready to reveal his official birth certificate showing conclusively the President was born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

President Obama wants this secret revealed so all citizens of the world understand the IOC awarded Rio the 2016 Olympic games to honor the President's birth place rather than being a slight to his Presidency.

The First Lady is pushing the President to reveal this family secret so others will understand why she is for the first time proud of being a citizen of the world.

Our ObamaNation has learned that the IOC has known since shortly after the 2008 November Presidential election that President Obama was born in Rio and is not the son of John Edwards as some claim.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Wee weed up
Gloves off
TelePrompter on
Talking his way out
Of a recycled wet paper bag

Agony of Defeat

An ObamaNation News Brief

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President experienced the agony of Olympic defeat due to the following unforeseen factors:

IOC rejected the offer of the First Lady setting on their laps during the entire 2016 games.

IOC rejected having dead members of the IOC be allowed to vote.

IOC rejected the new IOC voting members that ACORN had registered around the world.

IOC rejected Oprah's offer of giving out Olympic tickets to her television audience for the games.

IOC rejected the President's offer to apologize for a former United States international mistake every time the United States won a medal.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He experienced the Agony of Defeat
In Denmark
In Afghanistan
In Iran
In Russia
In Gitmo
In Honduras
In the UN
He fooled America
He beat McCain

What Years Games?

An ObamaNation News Brief

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel stated the following:

"You know, we'll make sure they get some good seats once Chicago does host the games.''

Emanuel refused to elaborate on tickets for what years Olympic games.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He's wee weed up
The teleprompter's on
The sermon starts
The voice is strong
The words repeat
The message's wrong
The stance is weak
The speech is long

Not Olympic Organizer

Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community but Not Olympic Organizer, and Citizen of All But Denmark Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is "disappointed".

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Something rotten in Denmark
And the IOC thinks it's you

Mmm Mmm Mmm Loser

Our ObamaNation News Brief

David Jackson wrote "He came, he spoke — and he finished last."

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He got wee weed up and acted stupider
He's a Oprah sport but a Olympic loser
He finished last beaten by his teleprompter
He blamed it on Rio and Bush for his total failure

Natural Fit

An ObamaNation News Brief

World consensus is President Obama was very much in his element as the set up man for this weeks series of preachy sermons by third world dictators at the United Nations.

The President seemed comfortable in the his role of powerless 'every bowing' naive leader of a bankrupt Banana Republic.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we apologize and surrender
He said we promise equality and follow the leader

Death Panel Bingo

Our ObamaNation has learned that President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama favors adding as a major component of his health care reform free bingo at all centers counseling elders on end of life issues.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is committed to eliminating the health risks elders face and sees free bingo as a way for elders to greatly reduce the cost of growing old.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all health care and bingo should be free
Don't pay or play and jail or the grave is where you'll be

Only Words

Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden stated on September 17, 2009 the following:

"Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.

"I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat."

"The whole purpose of this exercise we are undertaking is to diminish the prospect of the Iranians destabilizing that region in the world. I am less concerned — much less concerned — about the Iranian potential."

Yet, President Obama stated on September 25, 2009 based on information available to him since his election the following:

"The new Iranian plant, the country's second uranium enrichment facility, is believed by U.S. officials to be part of a broad effort by Iran's leadership to pursue the ability to build nuclear weapons. Iran has repeatedly denied having any such goal, insisting that its nuclear program is aimed at generating electricity. U.S. officials said they believe the Qom plant is not yet operational but is intended to produce highly enriched uranium — suitable for nuclear weapons — and will be capable within months of producing enough material for at least one bomb per year."

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clarified these statements by stating President Obama and Vice President Biden simply do not see Iran having a nuclear bomb as a threat.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to making Iran a nuclear nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair, equal bombs means equal altercation

Paint By Numbers

An ObamaNation News Brief

The consensus of the world leaders is President Obama is a paint by the numbers ultra left wing liberal.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama had a farm
With a nuke nuke here a nuke nuke there Iranian nuke Venezuelan nuke everywhere a nuke nuke
EI EI Owe

Naive Patsy

An ObamaNation News Brief

President Obama's United Nation visit illustrates conclusively to the entire world our President is a naive patsy.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is a patsy this I know
Because the One told me so
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama is naive this I know
Because the One showed me so

Your ObamaCare Ticket to Jail

Our Obamanation has learned that Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) received a handwritten note Thursday from Joint Committee on Taxation Chief of Staff Tom Barthold confirming the penalty for failing to pay the up to $1,900 fee for not buying the free ObamaDontCare health insurance is jail.

"Violators could be charged with a misdemeanor and could face up to a year in jail or a $25,000 penalty"

Let us not be Franked. Just say no to ObamaDontCare.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
He's coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the death panel farm
Where life is terminated all the time
But I'll be happy to see those nice young men
in their clean white coats
And he's coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

Mmm, Mmm, Mmm

Our ObamaNation has learned that Charisse Carney-Nunes, author of the children’s book “I Am Barack Obama” taught public school students to perform the following chant:

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to make the country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today, equal work means equal pay.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said take a stand, make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black and white, all are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Yeah! Barack Hussein Obama

…Hello Mr. President, We honor you today
For all your great accomplishments, we all do say hooray
Hooray, Mr. President you are No. 1
The first black American to lead this nation

A Race Race Here

Our ObamaNation has learned that White House Press Secretary 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that the President thinks those opposing him are simply acting stupidly and getting all wee weed up about being called racist.

In other news, Attorney General Eric 'Then Let Them Go' Holder stated all whites and racist in the United States should simply shut up and simply knuckle under to President Obama.

Yes, Obama had a farm
With a race race here a race race there rat race human race everywhere a race race
With a card card here a card card there face card race card everywhere a card card
With a crime crime here a crime crime there street crime violent crime everywhere a crime crime
With a crat crat here a crat cart there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat
With a corn corn here a corn corn there ACORN Obama corn everywhere a corn corn
EI EI Owe

New Meaning

The combined actions of ACORN and the government give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'doing it for the children'.

Yes Obama had a farm
With a speech speech here speech speech there hate speech boring speech everywhere a speech speech
With a lie lie here a lie lie there bold faced lie smooth subtle lie everywhere a lie lie
With a cheat cheat here a cheat cheat there tax cheat czar cheat everywhere a cheat cheat
With a pimp pimp here a pimp pimp there ACORN pimp Union pimp everywhere a pimp pimp
EI EI Owe

Wilson Rebuked

Our Obamanation has learned that Republican Representative Joseph 'Obama You Lie' Wilson has been rebuked by the House for shouting 'You lie' as President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama was delivering a speech packed with lies about health care reform to a joint session of Congress.

Enation : Perfect Display Lyrics

Humble me
Rebuke me
Correct me
Chastise me

Humble me
Rebuke me
Correct me
Chastise me

I am blind
I can't see
I need you to father me
I am blind
I can't see
I need you to father me
Father me

Love me this way
Love me this way
Perfect love
Perfect display

Take up my heart
Feel this release
I rent all my clothes
Repent on my knees

Love me this way
Love me this way
Perfect love
Perfect display

Tariff Rift

Our Obamanation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama has imposed tariffs on Chinese tires coming into the United States. Markets all over the world are reacting negatively to the news of the trade war between China and the United States.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is willing to destroy the world economy if it means saving a single union job. Gibbs added the President is committed to saving union jobs even if every nonunion job is lost in America. Look the union supported Obama. Obama is now going to side with the unions even if it means disappointing the communists who also supported Obama.

Hero Of Our Time : Free Trade Lyrics

You claim to keep your hands clean
while their stained by the blood of the people in captivity
they work harder everyday
unaware of the pain that's stitched in every seam
each product we import and each good that we recieve

Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone

Appliances we use, the cars we drive to work
the machine projecting this song to your ears wasn't made in your backyard
they work harder everyday
ignore you, the options they're given have limits
there's no way to compromise
confined without freedom, detained and mistreated in chains

Under estimated and under paid
the lives they live restrained to dwell in poverty
Keep consuming untill they fall
and you'll have nothing when their gone

All in the name of free trade