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Our ObamaNation News Brief

Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden has equated any irresponsible increase in the expansion of government with the phrase "This is a big liberal deal".

This has lead to several new but now common uses of the word "Liberal" in the English language such as the following:

President Obama is One Big Motherliberal.

Vice President Biden is a liberal moron.

Speaker Pelosi is a liberaledup.

Senator Reid is a liberalhead.

Situation normal all liberaledup or as Congress Frank says "Snalu"

Liberal you!

Liberal no!

You motherliberal.

Are you liberal kidding?

What the liberal?

Get the liberal out of my way.

Now this is one big liberaled up mess.

Who the liberal do you think you are?

Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal.

Frank's Boy Toys

Our ObamaNation News Brief

Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrap Congressman Barney 'Ball Park' Frank after having one boy friend running a prostitute ring out of the Congressman's apartment the Congressman moved onto a boy friend running a drug ring our of his own apartment.

Another Ring

How is ACORN like Barney "Ballpark" Frank?

Both promote prostitution rings out of their main office.

Guns N' Roses - Perfect Crime Lyrics

Kickin' back in the shadows
Got no need for the light
Who's sorry now old timer
Look at how you've spent your life
Scroungin' for change
To put some money in your pocket
My how scratch does burn
Laughin' at the suckers as you pissed it away

But I got the time and I got the muscle
I got the need to lay it all on the line
I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hustle
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
I said it's perfect

Keep the demons down
And drag the skeletons out
I got a blind man followin' me in chains
I said he's fun to watch
When the world has stopped
An I think he's got somethin' to say
"You wanna fuck with me, don't mess with me
'Cause I'm what you'll be so
Don't mess with me
If you had better sense
You'd step aside from the bad side of me
Don't mess wit'da bad side o' me
Stay away from the bad side o' me
Don't mess wit'da bad side"

T MINUS 1:09 AND COUNTING

Ostracized but that's all right
I was thinkin' about somethin' myself

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

Call on everybody who's got last rites
Said it's better
if you locked 'em away
Runnin' through the visons
at the speed of light
Won't ya let me be
Just let me be
It better let me be
Don't ya know ya better let me be...

Perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
Don't cha know
It's a perfect crime

Gateway Drug

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama and the Democrat Congress consider the public option to be the equivalent of a gateway drug to single payer socialized medical system.

Congressman Barney 'Ballpark' Frank is on record saying public option will lead to single payer. President Obama and Speaker Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi have always favored single payer socialized medicine.

Let us not be Franked. Just say No to ObamaDontCare.

Parody of Broken Society - Gateway Drug Lyrics

My own will leaves me suspended learn to appreciate another
Public option Public option Public option
I don't know but I think I used to care
about someone or something in this life
But that'd mean I'd have to get up from my throne
which means it doesn't matter anyway
Obama is the only way
I don't wanna see him take me away. hey!
But i don't wanna see him go away. hey!
I think i might be losing my way. hey!
The gateway drug has left me H'insane in a Broken Society. hey!

The H Is Almost Silent

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama's middle name is actually pronouncement H'insane where the H is almost silent.

Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.

The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.

Do You Really

Our ObamaNation is wondering do you really want the government to be in charge of your health care?

Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?

Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.

Digital Doctor

Our ObamaNation has learned that Democratic Representative Sheila Jackson-Lee believes that Obama Care must be expanded to cover doctored videos.

Congress Frank stated he likes to video all of his patients when he is playing doctor.

Congress Pelosi stated she has many undoctored videos of the CIA lying to her.

Evil Mongers and Villains

Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Reid considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, an evil monger.

House Speaker Pelosi considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, a villain and an agent of the CIA.

Senator Boxer considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting well dressed, a villain and an evil monger.

President Obama never allows anyone into his town hall meetings that has not taken a pledge of allegiance to Obama and his policies.

Congress Frank considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting and is willing to play patience while he plays doctor, a villain and an evil monger.

Pretend Care

Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats for Obama are pretending to be doctors at Congressional town hall meetings. Our ObamaNation has also learned that the President and Congressional members at these meetings are pretending they know something about health care.

Congress Frank stated he very much enjoys dressing up and playing doctor. Speaker of the House Pelosi stated she likes playing Nurse Fuzzywuzzy when Mrs. Heines Kerry is not available. Senator Reid stated he very much enjoys taking care of the many elderly and sickly elected to serve in the United States Senate.

Town Meeting Health Care

Our ObamaNation has learned that House Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid are recommending that there be an In Your Face public option for insuring all Americans who merely want to attend a town meeting.

This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.

The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.

The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.

The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.

Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.

Americans Acting Stupidly

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has decided that Americans are simply acting stupidly in their opposition to Obama Care.

Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.

Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.

Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.

Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.

Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.

Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.

Madoff Single Taxpayer Plan

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama favors the Madoff plan for federal debt elimination. Under this plan the federal government becomes a taxpayer whenever federal tax revenues fall short of federal government spending.

Think of the plan as having 2 hands. One hand receives tax revenues from taxpayers and the other hand redistributes the money to taxpayers. Under this plan whenever the government detects an imbalance between the 2 hands the redistribution hand redistributes the difference to the revenue hand.

Now using discrete logic this would not actually correct the imbalance but using the power of digital computing and multidimensional calculus the time interval for the imbalance can be reduced in practice to mere fractions of a microsecond. The time of imbalance becomes so small to be undetectable especially in relationship to the time required to calculate the government actually has such a deficit.

Such plans have been in place at the federal government level for some time on a smaller scale such as the Congress voting itself a pay raise, transferring of money from Social Security to the general fund using simple IOUs, FED policy, TARP, etc. However, this new plan allows for the eventual transfer to a single payer taxpayer system where the federal government is the sole taxpayer.

This plan has the added benefit of the government now being able to use the tax system for the intended purpose of punishing those than simply have too much according to those that have just the right amount of power in Washington DC.

President Obama stated he had always favored the single payer taxpayer plan for the entire economy. Our actions on banking, insurance, auto industry, and health care illustrated how effective such a single payer taxpayer plan is for improving the well being of all Americans. The Madoff debt reduction plan is an important step to moving towards single taxpayer plan for all Americans.

Former Federal Reserve Chairman Greenspan stated the Madoff plan is the one that has been used informally at the FED ever since America went off the gold standard. Former Treasury Secretary Paulson stated that TARP illustrated that the Madoff plan will work in the short term allowing us to transition to the single taxpayer plan.

Congress Barney Frank stated he favors any government plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.

Let us be Franked. Support the Single Taxpayer Plan.

Human Reform

Let us be clear. President Obama like Congressman Barney Frank wants a single payer government run health care system. They desire a system where people in Washington DC make all the important decisions about your health and your life.

This is not health care reform. This is their plan for human reform. Under the Obama / Frank plan people in Washington DC will be telling you what you can and cannot eat, drink, smoke, drive, ride, do, own, and enjoy.

Our current set of nanny state laws such as seat belt laws, helmet laws, smoking laws, trans fat laws, zoning laws, building permit laws, fire alarm laws, gun laws, registration laws are only the tip of the ice berg if we allow those in Washington DC to dictate what we will have to do to qualify for government run health care.

Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama.

Frank Talk

Our ObamaNation has learned that Congressman Barney Frank stated

"We don't have the votes for single payer right now. I wish we did. But if we get a good public option, that will lead to single payer."

This is the man who gave us the policies that are causing the current bank failures promising us that Obama Care is going to lead to the destruction of private health care.

Don't be fooled. Just say no to Obama Care.

Banking with Barney

Want to save your bank? Well then just get in bed with Congressman Barney Frank.