Our ObamaNation has learned that White House Press Secretary 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that the President thinks those opposing him are simply acting stupidly and getting all wee weed up about being called racist.
In other news, Attorney General Eric 'Then Let Them Go' Holder stated all whites and racist in the United States should simply shut up and simply knuckle under to President Obama.
Yes, Obama had a farm
With a race race here a race race there rat race human race everywhere a race race
With a card card here a card card there face card race card everywhere a card card
With a crime crime here a crime crime there street crime violent crime everywhere a crime crime
With a crat crat here a crat cart there bureaucrat democrat everywhere a crat crat
With a corn corn here a corn corn there ACORN Obama corn everywhere a corn corn
EI EI Owe
Showing posts with label Holder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Holder. Show all posts
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
President's Truther
Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, President Obama's special adviser for Green Jobs, Enterprise, and Innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality, signed in 2004 a petition calling for an "immediate inquiry into evidence that suggests high-level government officials may have deliberately allowed the September 11th attacks to occur."
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Repeat Performance
Our ObamaNation has learned President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama stated the following:
"One of my first acts as president is going to be call in my new attorney general to review every single executive order that’s been issued... to overturn those that are undermining the Constitution, undermining our civil liberties, that are promoting this cockamamie theory of Unitary government, that says that somehow the executive branch does not need to obey the Constitution … and during that process of review, if it’s determined that laws have been broken, then obviously accountability would be part of my Attorney General’s job."
Our ObamaNation is not surprised that the same ultra liberal Left that abandoned our war veterans fighting for our freedom from Communism are now criminalizing the activities of the agents trying to protect us from the evils of Terrorism.
Offspring - Can't Repeat Lyrics
I woke the other day
And saw my world has changed
The past is over but tomorrow's wishful thinking
I can't hold on what's been done (woah-oh)
I can't grab on what's to come (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing I could stop, but
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
Memories are bittersweet
The good times we can't repeat
Those days are gone and we can never get them back
Now we must move ahead (woah-oh)
Despite our fear and dread (woah-oh)
We're all just wishing we could stop, but
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe your eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
With all our joys and fears
Wrapped in forgotten years
The past is laughing as today just slips away
Time tears down what we've made (woah-oh)
And sets another stage (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing we could stop
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
Time rolls on
"One of my first acts as president is going to be call in my new attorney general to review every single executive order that’s been issued... to overturn those that are undermining the Constitution, undermining our civil liberties, that are promoting this cockamamie theory of Unitary government, that says that somehow the executive branch does not need to obey the Constitution … and during that process of review, if it’s determined that laws have been broken, then obviously accountability would be part of my Attorney General’s job."
Our ObamaNation is not surprised that the same ultra liberal Left that abandoned our war veterans fighting for our freedom from Communism are now criminalizing the activities of the agents trying to protect us from the evils of Terrorism.
Offspring - Can't Repeat Lyrics
I woke the other day
And saw my world has changed
The past is over but tomorrow's wishful thinking
I can't hold on what's been done (woah-oh)
I can't grab on what's to come (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing I could stop, but
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
Memories are bittersweet
The good times we can't repeat
Those days are gone and we can never get them back
Now we must move ahead (woah-oh)
Despite our fear and dread (woah-oh)
We're all just wishing we could stop, but
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe your eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
With all our joys and fears
Wrapped in forgotten years
The past is laughing as today just slips away
Time tears down what we've made (woah-oh)
And sets another stage (woah-oh)
And I'm just wishing we could stop
Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page
Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries
Time rolls on
Zeroing In
Our ObamaNation has learned that Doctor Zero stated the following:
"A few weeks ago, Attorney General Eric Holder saw nothing wrong with Black Panthers using billy clubs to intimidate voters. Today, he thinks intimidating terrorists with cigars is a crime. Holder is the one who should be answering tough questions under oath."
In other news, Former President Bill Clinton stated nothing he ever did with a cigar amounted to torture.
Yeah Yeah Yeah - Zero Lyrics
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure? Hope not!
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
What’s your name?
Your zero
What’s your name?
No one’s gonna ask you
Better find out where they want you to go
Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark
"A few weeks ago, Attorney General Eric Holder saw nothing wrong with Black Panthers using billy clubs to intimidate voters. Today, he thinks intimidating terrorists with cigars is a crime. Holder is the one who should be answering tough questions under oath."
In other news, Former President Bill Clinton stated nothing he ever did with a cigar amounted to torture.
Yeah Yeah Yeah - Zero Lyrics
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure? Hope not!
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
What’s your name?
Your zero
What’s your name?
No one’s gonna ask you
Better find out where they want you to go
Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark
Want List of CIA
Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Lieberman stated the following concerning the criminal investigation of past CIA activity:
“I respectfully regret this decision by Attorney General Holder and fear our country will come to regret it too because an open ended criminal investigation of past CIA activity, which has already been condemned and prohibited, will have a chilling effect on the men and women of our intelligence community whose uninhibited bravery and skill we depend on every day to protect our homeland from the next terrorist attack. Career prosecutors in the Department of Justice have previously reviewed allegations of abuse and concluded that prosecution was not warranted, with the exception of one CIA contractor who has already been convicted. President Obama has established clear guidelines to ensure that past abuses are not repeated and has stated his desire to look forward rather than backward.
“We cannot take for granted the fact that our homeland has not been attacked since September 11, 2001. That has occurred only because of the constant vigilance and unflinching efforts by those brave individuals in our military, civilian homeland security and counterterrorism agencies, and the intelligence community. These public servants must of course live within the law but they must also be free to do their dangerous and critical jobs without worrying that years from now a future Attorney General will authorize a criminal investigation of them for behavior that a previous Attorney General concluded was authorized and legal.”
In other news, investigation into the CIA use of EITs revealed the following:
"With respect to al Nashiri [redacted] reported two waterboard sessions in November 2002, after which the psychologist / interrogations determined that al Nashiri was compliant. However, after being moved [redacted] al Nashiri was thought to be withholding information. Al Nashiri subsequently received additional EITs, [redacted] but not the waterboard. The Agency then determined al Nashiri to be 'compliant.' Because of the litany of techniques used by different interrogators over a relatively short period of time, it is difficult to identify why exactly al Nashiri became more willing to provide information. However, following the use of EITs, he provided information about his most current operational planning and [redacted] as opposed to the historical information he provided before the use of EITs."
"KSM provided information that helped lead to the arrests of terrorists including Sayfullah Paracha and his son Uzair Paracha, businessmen who Khalid Shaykh Muhammad planned to use to smuggle explosives into the United States; Saleh Almari, a sleeper operative in New York; and Majid Khan, an operative who could enter the United States easily and was tasked to research attacks [redacted]. Khalid Shaykh Muhammad’s information also led to the investigation and prosecution of Iyman Faris, the truck driver arrested in early 2003 in Ohio."
"During the course of this Review, a number of Agency officers expressed unsolicited concern about the possibility of recrimination or legal action resulting from their participation in the CTC program. A number of officers expressed concern that a human rights group might pursue them for activities [redacted]. Additionally, they feared that the Agency would not stand behind them if this occurred."
"One officer expressed concern that one day, Agency officers will wind up on some 'wanted list' to appear before the World Court for war crimes. Another said, 'Ten years from now we're going to be sorry we're doing this...[but] it has to be done.'"
In still other news, Attorney Holder stated that he plans criminal investigations into all government agencies abbreviated using 3 letters then moving to those using 4 letters and so on. Holder added he is hoping to have more special prosecutors than President Obama has czars. Speaker Pelosi added all these agencies are full of liars who deserve to be tortured until she is given a bigger plane.
State Radio - CIA Lyric
Ma ma mama don't look now,
There's red bus coming up along.
I might recommend that when the protests are over,
You will not expect to be so well.
When the capital is crowded with effigies,
And they might do you in if you don't know your country.
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit on the crowd and keep them workin',
And say again.
Ma ma mama don't you see?
'Cause it's just one of them lonely days,
When we say how we fear that the last fence has fallen.
You will not expect to be so welcome to life of a foreign national,
Where are the Americans
Now that they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Since they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs.
“I respectfully regret this decision by Attorney General Holder and fear our country will come to regret it too because an open ended criminal investigation of past CIA activity, which has already been condemned and prohibited, will have a chilling effect on the men and women of our intelligence community whose uninhibited bravery and skill we depend on every day to protect our homeland from the next terrorist attack. Career prosecutors in the Department of Justice have previously reviewed allegations of abuse and concluded that prosecution was not warranted, with the exception of one CIA contractor who has already been convicted. President Obama has established clear guidelines to ensure that past abuses are not repeated and has stated his desire to look forward rather than backward.
“We cannot take for granted the fact that our homeland has not been attacked since September 11, 2001. That has occurred only because of the constant vigilance and unflinching efforts by those brave individuals in our military, civilian homeland security and counterterrorism agencies, and the intelligence community. These public servants must of course live within the law but they must also be free to do their dangerous and critical jobs without worrying that years from now a future Attorney General will authorize a criminal investigation of them for behavior that a previous Attorney General concluded was authorized and legal.”
In other news, investigation into the CIA use of EITs revealed the following:
"With respect to al Nashiri [redacted] reported two waterboard sessions in November 2002, after which the psychologist / interrogations determined that al Nashiri was compliant. However, after being moved [redacted] al Nashiri was thought to be withholding information. Al Nashiri subsequently received additional EITs, [redacted] but not the waterboard. The Agency then determined al Nashiri to be 'compliant.' Because of the litany of techniques used by different interrogators over a relatively short period of time, it is difficult to identify why exactly al Nashiri became more willing to provide information. However, following the use of EITs, he provided information about his most current operational planning and [redacted] as opposed to the historical information he provided before the use of EITs."
"KSM provided information that helped lead to the arrests of terrorists including Sayfullah Paracha and his son Uzair Paracha, businessmen who Khalid Shaykh Muhammad planned to use to smuggle explosives into the United States; Saleh Almari, a sleeper operative in New York; and Majid Khan, an operative who could enter the United States easily and was tasked to research attacks [redacted]. Khalid Shaykh Muhammad’s information also led to the investigation and prosecution of Iyman Faris, the truck driver arrested in early 2003 in Ohio."
"During the course of this Review, a number of Agency officers expressed unsolicited concern about the possibility of recrimination or legal action resulting from their participation in the CTC program. A number of officers expressed concern that a human rights group might pursue them for activities [redacted]. Additionally, they feared that the Agency would not stand behind them if this occurred."
"One officer expressed concern that one day, Agency officers will wind up on some 'wanted list' to appear before the World Court for war crimes. Another said, 'Ten years from now we're going to be sorry we're doing this...[but] it has to be done.'"
In still other news, Attorney Holder stated that he plans criminal investigations into all government agencies abbreviated using 3 letters then moving to those using 4 letters and so on. Holder added he is hoping to have more special prosecutors than President Obama has czars. Speaker Pelosi added all these agencies are full of liars who deserve to be tortured until she is given a bigger plane.
State Radio - CIA Lyric
Ma ma mama don't look now,
There's red bus coming up along.
I might recommend that when the protests are over,
You will not expect to be so well.
When the capital is crowded with effigies,
And they might do you in if you don't know your country.
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit on the crowd and keep them workin',
And say again.
Ma ma mama don't you see?
'Cause it's just one of them lonely days,
When we say how we fear that the last fence has fallen.
You will not expect to be so welcome to life of a foreign national,
Where are the Americans
Now that they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Since they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
The H Is Almost Silent
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama's middle name is actually pronouncement H'insane where the H is almost silent.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Town Meeting Health Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that House Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid are recommending that there be an In Your Face public option for insuring all Americans who merely want to attend a town meeting.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Americans Acting Stupidly
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has decided that Americans are simply acting stupidly in their opposition to Obama Care.
Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.
Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.
Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.
Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.
Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.
Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.
Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.
Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.
Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.
Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.
Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.
Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Detective Boarded?
Our ObamaNation has learned that Attorney General Holder is recommending to President Obama that Detective Crowley be water boarded to obtain information pertaining to other planned terrorist acts on Ivy League Professors.
Attorney General Holder warned the President that this radical terror organization which includes members of the Cambridge Police Department, members of the New Haven Fire Departments, and unlicensed plumbers may also be planning to target anyone involved in the production of materials for PBS.
Attorney General Holder indicated to the President this organization seeks to enlist anyone who has simply grown tired of the many PBS fund raisers and those that see British comedies and 60's music too progressive for their taste.
Attorney General Holder warned the President that this radical terror organization which includes members of the Cambridge Police Department, members of the New Haven Fire Departments, and unlicensed plumbers may also be planning to target anyone involved in the production of materials for PBS.
Attorney General Holder indicated to the President this organization seeks to enlist anyone who has simply grown tired of the many PBS fund raisers and those that see British comedies and 60's music too progressive for their taste.
Teachable Moments about Race
Let us be clear when speaking of teachable moments what do we as a nation learn about race from the collective comments of the following people?
President Barack Obama
First Lady Michele Obama
Attorney General Eric Holder
Professor Henry Louis Gates
Judge Sonia Sotomayor
Reverend Jeremiah Wright
President Barack Obama
First Lady Michele Obama
Attorney General Eric Holder
Professor Henry Louis Gates
Judge Sonia Sotomayor
Reverend Jeremiah Wright
Sunday, July 26, 2009
No Apology Now or Ever
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has decreed he simply will never apology for any of his actions.
President Obama, who has spent most of his Presidency apologizing for past actions of previous administrations, sees no reason to contemplate the possibility for similar apologizes relating to actions of his administration.
Attorney General Holder strongly agreed saying that questioning any action of this administration is clearly racial in nature and shows how big of cowards Americans really are.
President Obama, who has spent most of his Presidency apologizing for past actions of previous administrations, sees no reason to contemplate the possibility for similar apologizes relating to actions of his administration.
Attorney General Holder strongly agreed saying that questioning any action of this administration is clearly racial in nature and shows how big of cowards Americans really are.
Gates Police Czar
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has appointed Professor Henry Louis Gates as Police Czar.
Professor Gates is a leading expert on the current methods police employ when confronting citizens having strong prejudices against law enforcement.
Attorney General Holder believes that Professor Gates is one of the few men in American not a coward when it comes to speaking out about race relations in America.
Professor Gates is a leading expert on the current methods police employ when confronting citizens having strong prejudices against law enforcement.
Attorney General Holder believes that Professor Gates is one of the few men in American not a coward when it comes to speaking out about race relations in America.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Cowards
Our ObamaNation has learned that Attorney General Eric Holder thinks members of the Obama administration are cowards when it comes to the "isms". Holder, in fact, thinks most elected Democrats are cowards not only on the "isms" but also on the "nesses".
A spokesperson for the Holder stated the Attorney General is afraid to name names but thinks it is time for people to take a stand and speak out on this important issue.
A spokesperson for the Holder stated the Attorney General is afraid to name names but thinks it is time for people to take a stand and speak out on this important issue.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Cabinet of Shame
President Obama continues adding to his Cabinet of Shame highlighted by his selection of Clinton, Holder, Geithner, Richardson (removed), and Daschle.
A sokesperson for President Obama stated that every person in the Obama Cabinet is among the best that money can buy.
A sokesperson for President Obama stated that every person in the Obama Cabinet is among the best that money can buy.
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