Meaning of the word 'Is'

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

President Bill Clinton testifying under oath in 1998

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true."

Jared Loughner's question to House of Representive Gabrielle Giffords in 2007

"What is government if words have no meaning?"

Name Calling

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

Impeached and former Democrap President Clinton stated the following:

"Tea baggers are inflamed because Democraps are winning."

Self-Pitying Arrogance

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

Rich Lowry wrote the following:

"The acid test of the White House inevitably exposes a president’s character flaws: Nixon’s corrosive paranoia, Clinton’s self-destructive indiscipline, Bush’s stubborn defensiveness. Obama in the crucible is exhibiting an oddly self-pitying arrogance. It’s unbecoming in anyone, let alone the most powerful man on the planet. "

Zeroing In

Our ObamaNation has learned that Doctor Zero stated the following:

"A few weeks ago, Attorney General Eric Holder saw nothing wrong with Black Panthers using billy clubs to intimidate voters. Today, he thinks intimidating terrorists with cigars is a crime. Holder is the one who should be answering tough questions under oath."

In other news, Former President Bill Clinton stated nothing he ever did with a cigar amounted to torture.

Yeah Yeah Yeah - Zero Lyrics

Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure? Hope not!
Was it the cure? Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
What’s your name?

Your zero
What’s your name?
No one’s gonna ask you
Better find out where they want you to go
Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark

American Style Socialism

Our ObamaNation thinks it is simply wrong to compare our elected leaders to the former Fascist or Communist leaders of Europe. The evil these leaders did is well documented and our leaders are simply not guilty of this kind of outright human slaughter.

Be the President Bush, Clinton, Obama, or Reagan, these Presidents have for their many faults not used their power to outright slaughter average citizens at least not on a large scale.

These Presidents have instead worked to greatly reduce the liberty and freedom of average citizens and to greatly increase the power of government. These Presidents have worked to take money from one average citizen so as to reward another American. These Presidents have worked to make certain you are more and more dependent on them. These Presidents have worked to reduce your choices with respect to health, retirement, work, home, car, property, travel, eating habits, traveling habits, parenting, family, and religion.

American style socialism is turning over of all major decisions to the elected in Washington DC. Moreover no decision no matter how small is beyond their authority. American style socialism is about those in Washington DC becoming a substitute for parents, for parenting, and for growing up.

Just Say No To More Government.

Parody of Pulp - Cocaine Socialism Lyrics

You thought that we were joking
When we said we want to see you
To discuss your contribution
To the future of our nation's heart and soul

Oh, you must be socialist
Cos you're always off out on the piss
Yet you are never wee weed
You always hit you never miss
A change to impose the will
Of government on the people
Crisis the cocaine socialism
Of government by Obamaism.

The H Is Almost Silent

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama's middle name is actually pronouncement H'insane where the H is almost silent.

Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.

The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.

More Banks Closed

Our ObamaNation has learned that 75 federally insured banks have failed in 2009 which is 3 times the number of failures in the past 8 years combined.

President Obama stated that without his TARP extension the number of bank closures would have been in the millions.

In other news, the deficit is approaching $2 trillion, the debt is approaching $12 trillion, the percentage of unemployment is nearing 10%, the number of Americans out of work approaching 15 million, the number of American under employed approaching 5 million, hiring rate the lowest in history, wages are going down, home foreclosures are approaching an all time high, hundreds of banks on the edge of closure, the number of soldiers being killed on foreign soil is again escalating, Iran is getting the bomb and threatening to use it, the swine flu is running ramped, gas and home heating fuel prices are going up, 2 of the 3 American auto makers are now under government control, Democrats and the President are holding town Hall meetings to tell you how they are going to increase the price of energy and reduce the quality of your health care, and President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton are planning to hold a join news conference to once again apologize for everything that America has done in the past and to tell all Americans who do not agree with them on every issue that we Americans are evil mongers who are acting stupidly.

The good new is the earth's global temperature is falling and there are still plans to hold elections in 2010 and 2012; however, both are subject to change.

Welcome to change you can believe in.

Enjoy America while there is still an America to enjoy.

Do You Really

Our ObamaNation is wondering do you really want the government to be in charge of your health care?

Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?

Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.

You Are Not

Our ObamaNation has learned that Secretary of State Clinton issued the following statement today on her trip to nowhere

'I am the Secretary of State and Bill is not having sex with that woman.'

Void and Vacant

Our ObamaNation has learned that the Obama administration is simply unable to find enough vettable liberal far left radicals to fill the many vacant positions in his administration.

Secretary Clinton stated the process is "complicated, cumberbersome, and lengthy" due to most of those on the left being so drugged out they simply "cannot remember where they lived or being 18."

Cabinet of Shame

President Obama continues adding to his Cabinet of Shame highlighted by his selection of Clinton, Holder, Geithner, Richardson (removed), and Daschle.

A sokesperson for President Obama stated that every person in the Obama Cabinet is among the best that money can buy.

The Clinton Recovery

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who made over a 100 million dollars selling favors during the Bush years, expects to do even better now that Obama has been elected.

Clinton explained she like the rest of the world had to take a deep breath when she heard that Obama had been elected.