Unsustainable

An Our ObamaNation New Brief:

The Federal Government is now on an unsustainable path. Spending is out of control.

Government spending is like a Toyota hybrid. The accelerator is stuck on spend, the spending breaks simply do not work, and in the governments case the drivers have no interest in being anything but drunk at the wheel like a Kennedy in Camelot.

If only we could recall all the elected.

Kennedy for Marcia

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

Congress Patrick Kennedy has decided to support Marcia Coakley rather than Martha Coakley for his father's former Senate seat.

Congress Kennedy added he considered voting for Joseph Kennedy, an independent candidate, but after careful consideration has decided that Marcia Coakley as a write-in is his best choice. Kennedy stated that Marcia unlike Martha is aware than Curt Schilling is not a Yankee fan.

Senator Kennedy

Our ObamaNation has learned that there is a push on to have Senator Edward Kennedy remain the senior Senator for the state of Massachusetts. A spokesperson for the Senator stated everyone knows where Senator Kennedy stood on the important issues facing this nation and considering that the Democrats have not have a new idea in over 75 years there is no doubt to how the Senator would vote on these issues.

Moreover, those elected to serve in the Senate have continued towards older and less physically and mentally capable individuals who vote on bills that they have not read and could not understand even if they did. The Senate has evolved to the point where attendance is optional and the logical next step is to remove the requirement that the Senator actually be living.

The spokesperson added look registered Democrats who die have been allowed to continue to vote for years. It is simply time to extend this same privilege to those Democrats elected to serve.

Falling Sickness : The Vote Lyrics

Four more years have come and gone
It's time to play that game
Mark your ballot and cross your fingers
Cuz in the end it's all the same
Two different parties - the same old stick
Bombarding my TV
I can't help but wonder
Is this forever Democracy?
Every election we play again
Only to forever lose
To the greedy spineless assholes
We just blindly chose
Do you believe these lying bastards
They just ignore us in the end
This country's ours-let's take it back
Together I know we can
Just don't vote- for Newt or Bill or Ross
I won't vote- For someone I don't trust
Don't vote- the joke just isn't funny
Boycott the vote- It's all about lies and money
You can choose a CIA killer or wanna-be republican
Neo-conservatives rule the world
No one's left to take a stand
Ignore the MTV "Rock the Votes"
It's time to take our stand
This country's ours let's take it back
Together I know we can
So don't just vote- For a fascist billionaire
I won't vote- It goes to show I care
Don't vote- The joke isn't funny
Boycott the vote it's all about power and money

Ugly So Ugly

Our ObamaNation has learned that Mark Steyn wrote the following:

"The senator’s actions in the hours and days after emerging from that pond tell us something ugly about Kennedy the man. That he got away with it tells us something ugly about American public life."

Exies - Ugly Lyrics

Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?

We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?

Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?

I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me

Are you Ugly?

Chappaquiddick Joker

Our ObamaNation has learned that Ed Klein in a tribute to the humor of Senator Ted Kennedy had this to say:

"I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing. It’s not that he didn’t feel remorse about the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, but that he still always saw the other side of everything and the ridiculous side of things, too."

In other news, Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senator also enjoyed hearing jokes about women being forced to submit on the beach, about priests or Michael Jackson interacting with children, about abortions in the 9th month, or about the elderly being refused medical services under Obama Kennedy Care.

Do you know what is the most dangerous vehicle in America?

Any Oldsmobile with Ted Kennedy driving and Dick Cheney riding shotgun.

Bee Gees - I Started A Joke Lyrics

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

Term Limits

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama has rejected the idea of imposing ObamaDontCare on the Congress.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that after careful review the President has decided that imposing the Obama Kennedy Care on Congress considering their age and their health would be an indirect form of term limits and as such is unconstitutional.

In other news, the 535 members of Congress spend more on Botox than all but 5 nations in the world spend on health care annually.

Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits Lyrics

A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

Last Words

Our ObamaNation has learned that C. Edmund Wright recorded Senator Kennedy's last words:

"President Obama is still our President. But he should not be able to reach out from the muck of Chicago pay to play power, reach into the muck of American hating black separatistism, and impose his reactionary view of the Constitution on this and the next generation of Americans. No care would be better than Obama Care."

Thousand Foot Krutch - Last Words Lyrics

This might be the last chance I get
I'm sorry I left you
I'm living in a world of regret
Don't cry if you can hear me
I never meant to hurt you dearly
I was so wrong sincerely
Don't stop take life seriously

These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving

There's so much I've done wrong
Since I left it hit me so strong
Take my hand and let's walk through
All the times I've lied and hurt you
Those people, please love them
Don't hate them, we're not above them
You can have everything, but have nothing
Listen I've got to tell you something

These are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving

Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
If there was ever one thing
I could ever get across to you
I'd tell you not to say the things you do
And tell my mother that I love her too
And no matter what life pulls ya through (no!)
You've got what it takes to make it through
And if I was you, I'd get on my knees and pray
Thank God in the morning for another day
coz these are the last words
I'm ever gonna get to say to you
When everything falls away from you
Take these words
And know the world is not worth leaving

Last words I'll ever really get to say to you
So listen very carefully to what I'm saying
Life is more than just the games you're playing
Life is more than just the games you're playing

Crying Shame

Our ObamaNation wonders how a Nation and its President explain the following?:

We honor a man who due to his drinking caused a woman to be put in peril, who due to his criminal neglect caused her to drown, who attempted to get others to assume the blame for his irresponsible and illegal actions, who was never in anyway asked to pay a penalty for these actions, and who was allowed to continue to serve in elected office.

We conduct a criminal investigation into CIA agents who under strict controls interrogated known terrorists, who used water based techniques that in no way put the terrorists in peril, who assumed full responsibility for their actions being within strict guidelines, who conducted these interrogations hoping to save the lives of others, who are now being asked to pay a penalty for their responsible and honorable actions, and who only want to be allowed to continue to serve their country.

Muse - Crying Shame Lyrics

Too much
And we demolished too much
And yeah we really messed it up
And yeah baby you've lost your touch

But we had a dream
And it was meant to be
And we were kissing gods
Against all the odds

Now it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame
You don't know who to blame
We'll never be the same
And it's a crying shame
And it's a crying shame

Water Boarding Cape Cod Style

An Our ObamaNation public service announcement:

On Cape Code, they do not amputate but instead get drunk, throw the body in the trunk, and then abandon the car.

Say No to Kennedy Style Obama Care.

Do You Really

Our ObamaNation is wondering do you really want the government to be in charge of your health care?

Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?

Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.

Chappaquiddick - A Killer Still at Large

"The diver later testified that, had Kennedy run to the nearest residence, where in fact, a light was on, and called for emergency help, 'there is a strong possibility that she would have been alive on removal from the submerged car.'"

Yes, Senator Ted Kennedy, a liberal icon, acted stupidly and criminally directly resulting in the death of someone who could have been saved but so what it is only a human life we are talking about here.

This is the man who wants Obama Care so a government of liberals such as himself are in charge of making decisions about your health care and your life.

Obama's Vietnam

Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Ted Kennedy has proclaimed Afghanistan President Obama's Vietnam.

Passed Out

Senator Kennedy again passed out during a Senate meeting knocking down 2 other elderly Senators and nearly a third.

Spokesperson for Senator Kennedy assured all concerned it was merely a bad ice cube and not related to the Senators current health issues.

Our ObamaNation is happy to hear is was nothing unusual and wishes the Senator all the best in his brave battle against cancer.

In other news, President Obama is releasing a new public service announcement asking the question "Do you know where your Drunk Kennedy is tonight?"

You Know Withdraws

Caroline Kennedy you know withdraws from you know consideration for you know the vacated New York Senate seat you know of the now you know Secretary of State you know Hillary you know Rodham you know Clinton.

Kennedy stated you know personal reasons for you know her withdrawal.