Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senate has voted 83 to 7 to remove federal funding from ACORN, Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. The Census Bureau has also cut ties with ACORN.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President as a former community organizer and team leader of ACORN is committed to seeing that ACORN's federal funds be restored and be allowed to serve in collecting information for the 2010 census. Gibbs added ACORN will always have a seat at the table as long as the President is allowed to serve Americans.
Former Green Czar Van Jones stated ACORN is an important clog in bringing green jobs to the inner city by providing loans to those who have creative business plans involving the hiring of the young and minorities to service the needs of the community.
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Showing posts with label Jones. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Jones Out Obama Next?
Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, the ultra left wing Marxist green czar, has resigned from the Obama administration. Rumors have it that most in the White House are asking the only member of the administration to the left of Jones to also step down but so far President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama is refusing to do so.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President still supports Van Jones and sees Jones as a fellow centrist in the never ending fight to destroy capitalism. Gibbs added the President is not concerned about the 10% of Americans who do not have jobs but is instead concerned with the many who have jobs that are simply not worthy of holding such jobs and the fact that most jobs are simply bad for mother earth.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President still supports Van Jones and sees Jones as a fellow centrist in the never ending fight to destroy capitalism. Gibbs added the President is not concerned about the 10% of Americans who do not have jobs but is instead concerned with the many who have jobs that are simply not worthy of holding such jobs and the fact that most jobs are simply bad for mother earth.
Friday, September 4, 2009
President's Truther
Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, President Obama's special adviser for Green Jobs, Enterprise, and Innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality, signed in 2004 a petition calling for an "immediate inquiry into evidence that suggests high-level government officials may have deliberately allowed the September 11th attacks to occur."
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
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