Our ObamaNation has received on official White House letterhead the following:
You are ordered to cease using the phrase Former Community Organizer when referring to the President. The President remains a member in good standing with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) and continues to support federal taxpayer funding of ACORN and other organizations devoted to community service.
Our ObamaNation takes our duty to accurately provide information seriously. We promise to refer to the President as the President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama in all future posts.
Our ObamaNation apologizes to the President, the Nation, and the World for this error. We in no way meant to imply that the President did not still have the skills and desire to be a first class A number one community organizer nor did we ever doubt his devotion and support for all the activities of ACORN and its members many of whom he personally mentored.
Showing posts with label ACORN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ACORN. Show all posts
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Another Bush?
Our ObamaNation has learned that fellow world leader Ayman al-Zawahri stated the following about President, Former Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama.
"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used. God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies."
Ayman al-Zawahri added he would be happy to set down at a beer summit with President Obama and discuss how the President is acting stupidly and merely getting wee weed up about the threat posed by al-Qaida. Ayman al-Zawahri explained al-Qaida is looking forward to having a seat at the Obama table and believes that al-Qaida could play the same role internationally that ACORN does nationally for Obama. Ayman al-Zawahri stated community organizing is and has always been the primary mission of al-Qaida.
Ayman al-Zawahri joked that if Vice President Biden will show him the Biden cave he will show Biden his.
White House press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is considering apologizing for America's crimes and lies against al-Qaida the day the President closes 'Gitmo'. Gibbs added that the President has no intention of bowing to Ayman al-Zawahri unless Ayman al-Zawahri promises to bow afterwards.
"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used. God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies."
Ayman al-Zawahri added he would be happy to set down at a beer summit with President Obama and discuss how the President is acting stupidly and merely getting wee weed up about the threat posed by al-Qaida. Ayman al-Zawahri explained al-Qaida is looking forward to having a seat at the Obama table and believes that al-Qaida could play the same role internationally that ACORN does nationally for Obama. Ayman al-Zawahri stated community organizing is and has always been the primary mission of al-Qaida.
Ayman al-Zawahri joked that if Vice President Biden will show him the Biden cave he will show Biden his.
White House press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is considering apologizing for America's crimes and lies against al-Qaida the day the President closes 'Gitmo'. Gibbs added that the President has no intention of bowing to Ayman al-Zawahri unless Ayman al-Zawahri promises to bow afterwards.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
No Problem
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama stated having a organization he is a member and promotes with federal tax dollars trafficking in under age prostitution is simply not a big deal and not one of the "biggest issues facing the country".
In other news, ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis is outraged by what she saw in the tapes but sees no reason for Congress to take any actions against her organization. Lewis added we are simply a group of community organizers patterning our every action after those of the President and is confident the President will continue to mentor its members and support ACORN with taxpayers money.
In other news, ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis is outraged by what she saw in the tapes but sees no reason for Congress to take any actions against her organization. Lewis added we are simply a group of community organizers patterning our every action after those of the President and is confident the President will continue to mentor its members and support ACORN with taxpayers money.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
ACORN Accountability Summit
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama is planning to review the ACORN videos the next time ACORN is seating at the table enjoying a beer and some chips in the White House.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President plans to hold ACORN accountable but sees no reason not to continue to use billions of dollars of government funding to support ACORN's youth based community activities. Gibbs adds using the stimulus money to put teenagers to work in poor communities is money well spent. These teens are merely doing jobs most America teens refuse to do.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President plans to hold ACORN accountable but sees no reason not to continue to use billions of dollars of government funding to support ACORN's youth based community activities. Gibbs adds using the stimulus money to put teenagers to work in poor communities is money well spent. These teens are merely doing jobs most America teens refuse to do.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
New Meaning
The combined actions of ACORN and the government give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'doing it for the children'.
Yes Obama had a farm
With a speech speech here speech speech there hate speech boring speech everywhere a speech speech
With a lie lie here a lie lie there bold faced lie smooth subtle lie everywhere a lie lie
With a cheat cheat here a cheat cheat there tax cheat czar cheat everywhere a cheat cheat
With a pimp pimp here a pimp pimp there ACORN pimp Union pimp everywhere a pimp pimp
EI EI Owe
Yes Obama had a farm
With a speech speech here speech speech there hate speech boring speech everywhere a speech speech
With a lie lie here a lie lie there bold faced lie smooth subtle lie everywhere a lie lie
With a cheat cheat here a cheat cheat there tax cheat czar cheat everywhere a cheat cheat
With a pimp pimp here a pimp pimp there ACORN pimp Union pimp everywhere a pimp pimp
EI EI Owe
Just Like The President
Our ObamaNation has learned that Bonnie Greathouse, Acorn's chief organizer in the Nevada, stated the following:
"We've had bad publicity before. People always come forward to our defense. We're just community organizers, just like the president used to be."
In other news, White Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is proud of his long association with ACORN and looks forward to working with ACORN to improve communities around America. Gibbs added ACORN has been instrumental in increasing voter registration and financing businesses that put our disadvantaged youth in positions where they have the opportunity to serve the needs of others.
"We've had bad publicity before. People always come forward to our defense. We're just community organizers, just like the president used to be."
In other news, White Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is proud of his long association with ACORN and looks forward to working with ACORN to improve communities around America. Gibbs added ACORN has been instrumental in increasing voter registration and financing businesses that put our disadvantaged youth in positions where they have the opportunity to serve the needs of others.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Little Girls Worst Nightmare
Our ObamaNation has learned that ACORN, who has a seat at the table in the Obama administration, is a 11 year old illegal Latino girl's worst nightmare.
In other news, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that ACORN has turned the White House into a brothel where President Obama is the main pimp.
In other news, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that ACORN has turned the White House into a brothel where President Obama is the main pimp.
Criminal Nut
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Senate has voted 83 to 7 to remove federal funding from ACORN, Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. The Census Bureau has also cut ties with ACORN.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President as a former community organizer and team leader of ACORN is committed to seeing that ACORN's federal funds be restored and be allowed to serve in collecting information for the 2010 census. Gibbs added ACORN will always have a seat at the table as long as the President is allowed to serve Americans.
Former Green Czar Van Jones stated ACORN is an important clog in bringing green jobs to the inner city by providing loans to those who have creative business plans involving the hiring of the young and minorities to service the needs of the community.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President as a former community organizer and team leader of ACORN is committed to seeing that ACORN's federal funds be restored and be allowed to serve in collecting information for the 2010 census. Gibbs added ACORN will always have a seat at the table as long as the President is allowed to serve Americans.
Former Green Czar Van Jones stated ACORN is an important clog in bringing green jobs to the inner city by providing loans to those who have creative business plans involving the hiring of the young and minorities to service the needs of the community.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
No Census
Our ObamaNation has learned that the Census bureau has decided that ACORN will not participate in collecting census data in 2010.
ACORN is the criminal group of community organizers closely associated with President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama. ACORN received a large amount of money in the $trillion Obama stimulus package. This is the same stimulus package that has failed to improve the United States economy but has greatly aided many ultra radical left wing groups that supported the Obama campaign.
ACORN is the criminal group of community organizers closely associated with President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane 'You Lie' Obama. ACORN received a large amount of money in the $trillion Obama stimulus package. This is the same stimulus package that has failed to improve the United States economy but has greatly aided many ultra radical left wing groups that supported the Obama campaign.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Another Ring
How is ACORN like Barney "Ballpark" Frank?
Both promote prostitution rings out of their main office.
Guns N' Roses - Perfect Crime Lyrics
Kickin' back in the shadows
Got no need for the light
Who's sorry now old timer
Look at how you've spent your life
Scroungin' for change
To put some money in your pocket
My how scratch does burn
Laughin' at the suckers as you pissed it away
But I got the time and I got the muscle
I got the need to lay it all on the line
I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hustle
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
I said it's perfect
Keep the demons down
And drag the skeletons out
I got a blind man followin' me in chains
I said he's fun to watch
When the world has stopped
An I think he's got somethin' to say
"You wanna fuck with me, don't mess with me
'Cause I'm what you'll be so
Don't mess with me
If you had better sense
You'd step aside from the bad side of me
Don't mess wit'da bad side o' me
Stay away from the bad side o' me
Don't mess wit'da bad side"
T MINUS 1:09 AND COUNTING
Ostracized but that's all right
I was thinkin' about somethin' myself
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Call on everybody who's got last rites
Said it's better
if you locked 'em away
Runnin' through the visons
at the speed of light
Won't ya let me be
Just let me be
It better let me be
Don't ya know ya better let me be...
Perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
Don't cha know
It's a perfect crime
Both promote prostitution rings out of their main office.
Guns N' Roses - Perfect Crime Lyrics
Kickin' back in the shadows
Got no need for the light
Who's sorry now old timer
Look at how you've spent your life
Scroungin' for change
To put some money in your pocket
My how scratch does burn
Laughin' at the suckers as you pissed it away
But I got the time and I got the muscle
I got the need to lay it all on the line
I ain't afraid of your smoke screen hustle
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
I said it's perfect
Keep the demons down
And drag the skeletons out
I got a blind man followin' me in chains
I said he's fun to watch
When the world has stopped
An I think he's got somethin' to say
"You wanna fuck with me, don't mess with me
'Cause I'm what you'll be so
Don't mess with me
If you had better sense
You'd step aside from the bad side of me
Don't mess wit'da bad side o' me
Stay away from the bad side o' me
Don't mess wit'da bad side"
T MINUS 1:09 AND COUNTING
Ostracized but that's all right
I was thinkin' about somethin' myself
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Call on everybody who's got last rites
Said it's better
if you locked 'em away
Runnin' through the visons
at the speed of light
Won't ya let me be
Just let me be
It better let me be
Don't ya know ya better let me be...
Perfect crime
It's a perfect crime
Yes, It's a perfect crime
Don't cha know
It's a perfect crime
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