Where is the Social Security Lockbox?

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has misplaced the Social Security Lockbox and Americans will no longer be unable to receive Social Security benefits.

Update: Vice President Biden today admitted that China now holds our Social Security Lockbox.

Nobel Indeed

Our ObamaNation News Brief

President Barack Obama joins his father Yasser Arafat as a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Other winners of this prize include President Carter for his work on preventing North Korea from gaining access to nuclear weapons and Vice President Gore for diagnosing that the planet has a fever.

Our ObamaNation wishes to congratulate President Obama for all that the President has done in his 9 months in office to deserve this award.

President Obama will be presented in Oslo, Norway a cash prize and tickets to the 2016 Olympic games in Rio, Brazil.

President Obama's teleprompter finished fourth in the voting for this prize.

Overwhelming Animosity

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Carter stated the following:

"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African-American."

In other news, researchers have discovered that those who oppose tyranny and instead favor liberty for all are almost always racist. For whatever reason, favoring liberty for all causes the same individual to immediately and intensely dislike people who different from themselves especially on the issue of liberty. This reversal of being truly supportive of liberty while reacting negatively to those favoring tyranny seems to be ingrained and intense and is not reduced even when the person is of another race. Those who favor tyranny seem to be much more open to supporting tyranny for all independent of race or religion. The intolerance of those favoring liberty towards those that do not was shocking high.