An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is planning to stimulate the economy and increase the security of elected officials by placing TSA and full body scanners at all Safeways known to be used as campaign headquarters by one or more elected officials.
Vice Presidetn Biden indicated that most Safeways in the United States are shovel ready for such security upgrades.
Senator Reid stated he favors funding for the development of secure high speed rail between all such Safeways.
Former House Speaker Pelosi stated George W. Bush is at fault that not all Safeways are ready for such upgrades.
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Showing posts with label Biden. Show all posts
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Free Oil for the Gulf
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats are now the free 'Texas Tea Party'.
The Obama Administration has announced plans to deliver, by sea, free oil to any family living on the Gulf coast.
Vice President Joe 'BFD' Biden stated Obama brought free health care to all Americans now the One Big Deal Mother Liberal is delivering free oil to those on the Gulf.
The Obama Administration has announced plans to deliver, by sea, free oil to any family living on the Gulf coast.
Vice President Joe 'BFD' Biden stated Obama brought free health care to all Americans now the One Big Deal Mother Liberal is delivering free oil to those on the Gulf.
Oil Slick Obama
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Barack 'Oil Slick' Obama has no intention of ever having his administration respond to the oil spill threatening the entire Gulf.
Vice President Joe 'BFD' Biden was quoted as asking what is the big liberal deal about a little oil in the Gulf?
Vice President Joe 'BFD' Biden was quoted as asking what is the big liberal deal about a little oil in the Gulf?
Sunday, April 4, 2010
ObamaCare as a BFD Medical Procedure
Our ObamaNation has learned that under ObamaCare all medical procedures conducted on average Americans will be consolidated into a single procedure the government health advisory board is calling the Biden BFD unifying medical action procedure.
All medical treatment using this single unifying BFD procedure will begin with the command
"Subject bend over, grab you ankles, and prepare to be franked"
ObamaCare - Health care where the IRS is the finger.
Obama - One Big Mother Liberal.
All medical treatment using this single unifying BFD procedure will begin with the command
"Subject bend over, grab you ankles, and prepare to be franked"
ObamaCare - Health care where the IRS is the finger.
Obama - One Big Mother Liberal.
ObamaCare Means Liberal More Taxes
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
President Barack Insane Obama took 17 minutes and 22 seconds to answer the question "Is it a wise decision to add more taxes to us with the health care?".
The President answers to this question was when abbreviated as follows:
Liberal no but I don't liberal care. You are liberal subjects how dare you liberal question me. Liberal off!
Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden added this once again demonstrates that liberal Obama is one big motherliberal.
President Barack Insane Obama took 17 minutes and 22 seconds to answer the question "Is it a wise decision to add more taxes to us with the health care?".
The President answers to this question was when abbreviated as follows:
Liberal no but I don't liberal care. You are liberal subjects how dare you liberal question me. Liberal off!
Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden added this once again demonstrates that liberal Obama is one big motherliberal.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Motherliberal
Our ObamaNation News Brief
Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden has equated any irresponsible increase in the expansion of government with the phrase "This is a big liberal deal".
This has lead to several new but now common uses of the word "Liberal" in the English language such as the following:
President Obama is One Big Motherliberal.
Vice President Biden is a liberal moron.
Speaker Pelosi is a liberaledup.
Senator Reid is a liberalhead.
Situation normal all liberaledup or as Congress Frank says "Snalu"
Liberal you!
Liberal no!
You motherliberal.
Are you liberal kidding?
What the liberal?
Get the liberal out of my way.
Now this is one big liberaled up mess.
Who the liberal do you think you are?
Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal.
Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden has equated any irresponsible increase in the expansion of government with the phrase "This is a big liberal deal".
This has lead to several new but now common uses of the word "Liberal" in the English language such as the following:
President Obama is One Big Motherliberal.
Vice President Biden is a liberal moron.
Speaker Pelosi is a liberaledup.
Senator Reid is a liberalhead.
Situation normal all liberaledup or as Congress Frank says "Snalu"
Liberal you!
Liberal no!
You motherliberal.
Are you liberal kidding?
What the liberal?
Get the liberal out of my way.
Now this is one big liberaled up mess.
Who the liberal do you think you are?
Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal.
Monday, October 19, 2009
No Job Obama Depression
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Vice President Joe 'My Time' Biden stated the following about the current economy where the employment rate has risen to nearly 10% under the policies of the Obama administration:
"Well, it's a depression -- it's a depression for millions of Americans, through no fault of their own."
Vice President Joe 'My Time' Biden stated the following about the current economy where the employment rate has risen to nearly 10% under the policies of the Obama administration:
"Well, it's a depression -- it's a depression for millions of Americans, through no fault of their own."
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Democratic Turkeys
Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden stated on a trip where he was being forced to campaign for friends of the President:
"Some of the guys Chuck [Robb] and I have campaigned for are turkeys. Not all Democrats are created equal, while most Republicans are.”
"Some of the guys Chuck [Robb] and I have campaigned for are turkeys. Not all Democrats are created equal, while most Republicans are.”
Only Words
Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden stated on September 17, 2009 the following:
"Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.
"I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat."
"The whole purpose of this exercise we are undertaking is to diminish the prospect of the Iranians destabilizing that region in the world. I am less concerned — much less concerned — about the Iranian potential."
Yet, President Obama stated on September 25, 2009 based on information available to him since his election the following:
"The new Iranian plant, the country's second uranium enrichment facility, is believed by U.S. officials to be part of a broad effort by Iran's leadership to pursue the ability to build nuclear weapons. Iran has repeatedly denied having any such goal, insisting that its nuclear program is aimed at generating electricity. U.S. officials said they believe the Qom plant is not yet operational but is intended to produce highly enriched uranium — suitable for nuclear weapons — and will be capable within months of producing enough material for at least one bomb per year."
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clarified these statements by stating President Obama and Vice President Biden simply do not see Iran having a nuclear bomb as a threat.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to making Iran a nuclear nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair, equal bombs means equal altercation
"Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.
"I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat."
"The whole purpose of this exercise we are undertaking is to diminish the prospect of the Iranians destabilizing that region in the world. I am less concerned — much less concerned — about the Iranian potential."
Yet, President Obama stated on September 25, 2009 based on information available to him since his election the following:
"The new Iranian plant, the country's second uranium enrichment facility, is believed by U.S. officials to be part of a broad effort by Iran's leadership to pursue the ability to build nuclear weapons. Iran has repeatedly denied having any such goal, insisting that its nuclear program is aimed at generating electricity. U.S. officials said they believe the Qom plant is not yet operational but is intended to produce highly enriched uranium — suitable for nuclear weapons — and will be capable within months of producing enough material for at least one bomb per year."
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clarified these statements by stating President Obama and Vice President Biden simply do not see Iran having a nuclear bomb as a threat.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said all should lend a hand to making Iran a nuclear nation
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair, equal bombs means equal altercation
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Another Bush?
Our ObamaNation has learned that fellow world leader Ayman al-Zawahri stated the following about President, Former Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' Obama.
"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used. God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies."
Ayman al-Zawahri added he would be happy to set down at a beer summit with President Obama and discuss how the President is acting stupidly and merely getting wee weed up about the threat posed by al-Qaida. Ayman al-Zawahri explained al-Qaida is looking forward to having a seat at the Obama table and believes that al-Qaida could play the same role internationally that ACORN does nationally for Obama. Ayman al-Zawahri stated community organizing is and has always been the primary mission of al-Qaida.
Ayman al-Zawahri joked that if Vice President Biden will show him the Biden cave he will show Biden his.
White House press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is considering apologizing for America's crimes and lies against al-Qaida the day the President closes 'Gitmo'. Gibbs added that the President has no intention of bowing to Ayman al-Zawahri unless Ayman al-Zawahri promises to bow afterwards.
"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used. God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies."
Ayman al-Zawahri added he would be happy to set down at a beer summit with President Obama and discuss how the President is acting stupidly and merely getting wee weed up about the threat posed by al-Qaida. Ayman al-Zawahri explained al-Qaida is looking forward to having a seat at the Obama table and believes that al-Qaida could play the same role internationally that ACORN does nationally for Obama. Ayman al-Zawahri stated community organizing is and has always been the primary mission of al-Qaida.
Ayman al-Zawahri joked that if Vice President Biden will show him the Biden cave he will show Biden his.
White House press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is considering apologizing for America's crimes and lies against al-Qaida the day the President closes 'Gitmo'. Gibbs added that the President has no intention of bowing to Ayman al-Zawahri unless Ayman al-Zawahri promises to bow afterwards.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
The H Is Almost Silent
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama's middle name is actually pronouncement H'insane where the H is almost silent.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Spam Spam Spam Spam
Our ObamaNation has learned that spam in your email is most likely coming straight from the White House.
Dear Citizen of the World
Send us your bank account information and we will provide you free lifetime health care. Included will be 2 free tickets to the next beer summit at the White House and a tour of the secret Biden bunker. Plus if you act now, as an added stimulus, you can trade in your chunkier for a free government manufactured Volt with the added benefit of getting healthier by having to walk most of the way to work assuming you are one of the lucky Americans who still has a job.
Do not wait. If you are one of the first million people to response we will include an autographed copy of 'Total Health for Your Mind, Body, and Soul', the complete sermons of the One including all of his apologies for our past sins.
Let us be clear. Do not act stupidly and miss this once in a lifetime offer.
Your Lord, Master, Comrade, and the One
President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama
Dear Citizen of the World
Send us your bank account information and we will provide you free lifetime health care. Included will be 2 free tickets to the next beer summit at the White House and a tour of the secret Biden bunker. Plus if you act now, as an added stimulus, you can trade in your chunkier for a free government manufactured Volt with the added benefit of getting healthier by having to walk most of the way to work assuming you are one of the lucky Americans who still has a job.
Do not wait. If you are one of the first million people to response we will include an autographed copy of 'Total Health for Your Mind, Body, and Soul', the complete sermons of the One including all of his apologies for our past sins.
Let us be clear. Do not act stupidly and miss this once in a lifetime offer.
Your Lord, Master, Comrade, and the One
President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Do You Really
Our ObamaNation is wondering do you really want the government to be in charge of your health care?
Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
No Jolt Just Awe Shucks
Our ObamanNation has learned that Vice President Biden now admits the nearly trillion dollar Obama stimulus package was never intended to jolt the economy rather the intent was to increase spending to avoid bankruptcy.
Now only the Obama administration thinks that increasing spending is the best way to avoid bankruptcy but at least this explains why this Obama spending package was so poorly structured in terms of actually helping the economy.
This Obama stimulus package did an excellent job of increasing unneeded government spending; thereby, increasing the government debt without creating or saving any jobs.
Now only the Obama administration thinks that increasing spending is the best way to avoid bankruptcy but at least this explains why this Obama spending package was so poorly structured in terms of actually helping the economy.
This Obama stimulus package did an excellent job of increasing unneeded government spending; thereby, increasing the government debt without creating or saving any jobs.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Spend Money to Keep from Going Bankrupt
Vice President Biden proudly announced that the Obama long term fiscal policy is "spend money to keep from going bankrupt".
Well the Emperor not only has no clothes the Emperor also has no brains and no sense of reality.
Insanity that you can believe in.
Well the Emperor not only has no clothes the Emperor also has no brains and no sense of reality.
Insanity that you can believe in.
The Shadows of a Wise Latina Woman
Well the wise Latina woman is either unable or unwilling to articulate a rational response to her many court decisions or to explain her positions or writings on why the law should favor one race or gender over another.
The Left claims immigrates must be allowed to come out of the shadows but when confronted by simple questions about her positions taken on the bench and in her many law articles this wise Latina woman was more than happy to run for the cover Democrats where providing for her.
If this is the best that Obama, Democrats, liberals, and the far left have to offer the country for a position on the high court Our ObamaNation concludes the intellectual well on the left has clearly run dry.
Of course with Biden as Vice President and Pelosi as Speaker of the House mental capability is certainly not an important criteria for being in power.
The Left claims immigrates must be allowed to come out of the shadows but when confronted by simple questions about her positions taken on the bench and in her many law articles this wise Latina woman was more than happy to run for the cover Democrats where providing for her.
If this is the best that Obama, Democrats, liberals, and the far left have to offer the country for a position on the high court Our ObamaNation concludes the intellectual well on the left has clearly run dry.
Of course with Biden as Vice President and Pelosi as Speaker of the House mental capability is certainly not an important criteria for being in power.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
"irresolvable conflicts"
New Hampshire Republican Senator Judd Gregg withdraw his name from consideration of U.S. Commerce Secretary due to irresolvable conflicts with respect to the stimulus package and the changes in who controls the Census. Judd Gregg will continue in his Senate position but is not expected to run for reelection in 2010.
Vice President Biden was disappointed by the news realizing this was President Obama best chance to a have a patriot and a taxpayer in the Cabinet.
Vice President Biden was disappointed by the news realizing this was President Obama best chance to a have a patriot and a taxpayer in the Cabinet.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Giving into Terrorism
Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden has assured our allies that the Obama administration is changing our policy of fighting terrorism and instead giving into foreign terrorist the same way Obama has to ultra left wing liberal domestic terrorism his entire political career.
A spokesperson for the Vice President stated the Obama administration is dictated to the policy of having a bipartisan relationship with terrorism and President Obama is hopeful of a positive outcome since the parties share so many common goals.
A spokesperson for President Obama added that President Obama, as a citizen of the world, owes foreign terrorism his full support at least in those instances where common ground is possible.
A spokesperson for the Vice President stated the Obama administration is dictated to the policy of having a bipartisan relationship with terrorism and President Obama is hopeful of a positive outcome since the parties share so many common goals.
A spokesperson for President Obama added that President Obama, as a citizen of the world, owes foreign terrorism his full support at least in those instances where common ground is possible.
$200,000 for each $30,000 job.
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama and the Democrat Congress are willing to spend $200,000 of taxpayers money for each $30,000 job saved or created by their proposed Trillion Dollar Haste Makes Waste Act of 2009.
Vice President Biden stated it is not a perfect bill and there is only a slight chance it will work but we have to do something and no Democrat had any constructed ideas so we adopted a policy of merely spending the trillion as if we did not have a care in the world.
A spokesperson for President Obama added "What exactly did you expect a ultra liberal Congress and President to do?"
Vice President Biden stated it is not a perfect bill and there is only a slight chance it will work but we have to do something and no Democrat had any constructed ideas so we adopted a policy of merely spending the trillion as if we did not have a care in the world.
A spokesperson for President Obama added "What exactly did you expect a ultra liberal Congress and President to do?"
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
No Patroits in Democrat Party
Our ObamaNation has learned that Vice President Biden, who equates paying taxes with patriotism, stated turning to Republican Judd Gregg for a cabinet position may be the only way we can get a true patriot in our Cabinet.
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