Showing posts with label Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brown. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Battleship OurObamaNation Sunk

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

The Battleship OurObamaNation sunk in Boston Harbor near the mouth of the Charles River in Massachusetts at 8:00 P.M. eastern standard time on January 19, 2010.

Initial reports are indicating the sinking was caused by a collision with a dark green truck and an old Oldsmobile. The driver of the truck was unhurt but the driver of the Oldsmobile appears to have vanished.

The Battleship OurObamaNation was commissioned to supply lawyers to suspected terrorists during combat conditions.

Brown Scotts on Back of Pants

An Our ObamaNation News Brief:

Most Democrats around the country including all those elected to public office are reporting large Brown Scotts on the back of their pants.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama arose today to learn they was not a single pair of pants in the White House that was not soiled with Brown Scotts.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Senator Scott Brown Wins

Senator Scott Brown wins.

Thank you Senator Brown.

Thank you Massachusetts.

Thank you America.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Palin as Einstein - Coakley as Moron

An ObamaNation News Brief

In her campaign for Senator Kennedy's former Massachusetts Senate seat, Candidate Martha Coakley by comparison makes former Governor Sarah Palin look like Albert Einstein.

Coakley is now on record stating 1) there are currently no terrorist or Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan, 2) Catholics be not allowed to work in emergency rooms, and 3) Curt Schilling is a Yankee fan.

The woman is either out of touch or a complete moron. Either way she is unfit to serve.

Vote Scott Brown.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Churlish Behavior

Our ObamaNation has learned that David Hughes wrote the following in relation to President, Community Organizer, and Citizen of the World Barack H'insane 'ACORN' 'Son of Gaddafi' Obama churlish behavior toward Great Britain Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

"What are we to make of this? This country has proved, through the bravery of men like Acting Sgt Lockett, America's staunchest ally in Afghanistan. In return, the American President treats the British Prime Minister with casual contempt. The President's graceless behaviour is unforgivable. As most members of the Cabinet would confirm, it's not a barrel of laughs having to sit down for a chat with Gordon Brown. But that's not the point. Mr Obama owes this country a great deal for its unflinching commitment to the American-led war in Afghanistan but seems incapable of acknowledging the fact. You might have thought that after the shambles of Mr Brown's first visit to the Obama White House - when there was no joint press conference and the President's "gift" to the Prime Minister was a boxed DVD set - lessons would have been learned. Apparently not. Admittedly, part of the problem was Downing Street's over-anxiety to secure a face-to-face meeting for domestic political purposes but the White House should still have been more obliging. Mr Obama's churlishness is fresh evidence that the US/UK special relationship is a one-way street."