An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is planning to stimulate the economy and increase the security of elected officials by placing TSA and full body scanners at all Safeways known to be used as campaign headquarters by one or more elected officials.
Vice Presidetn Biden indicated that most Safeways in the United States are shovel ready for such security upgrades.
Senator Reid stated he favors funding for the development of secure high speed rail between all such Safeways.
Former House Speaker Pelosi stated George W. Bush is at fault that not all Safeways are ready for such upgrades.
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Sunday, January 9, 2011
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Obama's Spending Gusher
An OurObamaNation New Brief
The out of control spending gusher engulfing DC and the country shows no signs of being able to be slowed alone capped. More stimulus targeted again at only saving state and government jobs are planned.
Trillion dollar deficits are now anticipated for eternity or until the Chinese turn away from financing more of what is quickly becoming worthless paper.
The out of control spending gusher engulfing DC and the country shows no signs of being able to be slowed alone capped. More stimulus targeted again at only saving state and government jobs are planned.
Trillion dollar deficits are now anticipated for eternity or until the Chinese turn away from financing more of what is quickly becoming worthless paper.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Obama Plan Day 41
OurObamaNation has learned than President Barack 'Insane ACORN' Obama has decided to take matters into his own hands if the BP's "golf ball in the hole" solution fails to stop the oil leak threatening the entire Gulf Coast.
The President plans to instead use the golf balls to do what he does best during a crisis and that is to golf. The President plans to allow BP to stick any Democrat or member of his administration involved in the Congressman Joe 'Takes More Than That' Sestak scandal down the hole.
Rumours our the President is also willing to sacrifice any Democrat or member of his administration who has ever failed to pay their taxes or was involved in any of his administration's other poor decisions including TARP, the stimulus, health care reform, cap and trade, immigration, the handling of either war, or the events leading up to the beer summit.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'OG' Gibbs stated the President is considering using Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi, and Majority Leader Reid as plugs, also, if necessary.
The President who was golfing could not be reached for comment. The President's teleprompter was ,also, unavailable.
The President plans to instead use the golf balls to do what he does best during a crisis and that is to golf. The President plans to allow BP to stick any Democrat or member of his administration involved in the Congressman Joe 'Takes More Than That' Sestak scandal down the hole.
Rumours our the President is also willing to sacrifice any Democrat or member of his administration who has ever failed to pay their taxes or was involved in any of his administration's other poor decisions including TARP, the stimulus, health care reform, cap and trade, immigration, the handling of either war, or the events leading up to the beer summit.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'OG' Gibbs stated the President is considering using Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi, and Majority Leader Reid as plugs, also, if necessary.
The President who was golfing could not be reached for comment. The President's teleprompter was ,also, unavailable.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Motherliberal
Our ObamaNation News Brief
Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden has equated any irresponsible increase in the expansion of government with the phrase "This is a big liberal deal".
This has lead to several new but now common uses of the word "Liberal" in the English language such as the following:
President Obama is One Big Motherliberal.
Vice President Biden is a liberal moron.
Speaker Pelosi is a liberaledup.
Senator Reid is a liberalhead.
Situation normal all liberaledup or as Congress Frank says "Snalu"
Liberal you!
Liberal no!
You motherliberal.
Are you liberal kidding?
What the liberal?
Get the liberal out of my way.
Now this is one big liberaled up mess.
Who the liberal do you think you are?
Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal.
Vice President Joe "My Time" Biden has equated any irresponsible increase in the expansion of government with the phrase "This is a big liberal deal".
This has lead to several new but now common uses of the word "Liberal" in the English language such as the following:
President Obama is One Big Motherliberal.
Vice President Biden is a liberal moron.
Speaker Pelosi is a liberaledup.
Senator Reid is a liberalhead.
Situation normal all liberaledup or as Congress Frank says "Snalu"
Liberal you!
Liberal no!
You motherliberal.
Are you liberal kidding?
What the liberal?
Get the liberal out of my way.
Now this is one big liberaled up mess.
Who the liberal do you think you are?
Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal, Liberal.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Evil Axis of Care
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Under Pelois / Hasan / Obama Health Care Plan, every American seeking medical care is assigned a Muslim psychiatrist who attempts to convince the patient that as an infidel one is better off dead than continuing to live in a country that is so bigoted.
Under Pelois / Hasan / Obama Health Care Plan, every American seeking medical care is assigned a Muslim psychiatrist who attempts to convince the patient that as an infidel one is better off dead than continuing to live in a country that is so bigoted.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Bipartisanship Fails
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
A bipartisanship effort to kill the health care reform bill failed. Republicans and Democrats united in an attempt to kill the Obama / Pelosi health reform bill in the House but the bill passed with only the support of the far left extreme radical liberal big government tax and spend wing of the socialist / Marxist branch of the Democrat Party.
A bipartisanship effort to kill the health care reform bill failed. Republicans and Democrats united in an attempt to kill the Obama / Pelosi health reform bill in the House but the bill passed with only the support of the far left extreme radical liberal big government tax and spend wing of the socialist / Marxist branch of the Democrat Party.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Declaration of War
An ObamaNation News Brief
President Obama and Speaker Pelosi have declared the American people the enemy of the Democrat Party's grand plan to move the country to the extreme far left.
While our armed forces die in foreign lands, our citizens stand in the unemployment lines, and our nation deficit is tripling into the trillions yearly, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid see only a golden opportunity to extend governments control over the American people.
Yes, we the people are now seen by Democrats as the only true enemy of those in power.
President Obama and Speaker Pelosi have declared the American people the enemy of the Democrat Party's grand plan to move the country to the extreme far left.
While our armed forces die in foreign lands, our citizens stand in the unemployment lines, and our nation deficit is tripling into the trillions yearly, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid see only a golden opportunity to extend governments control over the American people.
Yes, we the people are now seen by Democrats as the only true enemy of those in power.
Friday, November 6, 2009
10.2 and States of Blue
An Our ObamaNation News Brief
The unemployment rate reached 10.2% in October as business and Americans continue to realize that Obamaism, Pelosiism, Reidism, and Blue States translate to fewer jobs, larger debt, reduced freedom, and blue times.
When those no longer looking for work and those underemployed are added the unemployment rate approaches 20%.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is seriously investigating what speech to give to at least give the impression the 1 trillion dollar Obama / Pelosi stimulus caused a few jobs to be saved or created and who besides Bush to blame for the fact that nothing the President does seems to amount to anything but a much larger pile of debt.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Play toy for Barney
Water boy for Nancy
Backdrop for Harry
Big flop for Lefty
Wetvac for Bushy
Voicebox for Telly
The unemployment rate reached 10.2% in October as business and Americans continue to realize that Obamaism, Pelosiism, Reidism, and Blue States translate to fewer jobs, larger debt, reduced freedom, and blue times.
When those no longer looking for work and those underemployed are added the unemployment rate approaches 20%.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated the President is seriously investigating what speech to give to at least give the impression the 1 trillion dollar Obama / Pelosi stimulus caused a few jobs to be saved or created and who besides Bush to blame for the fact that nothing the President does seems to amount to anything but a much larger pile of debt.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama
Play toy for Barney
Water boy for Nancy
Backdrop for Harry
Big flop for Lefty
Wetvac for Bushy
Voicebox for Telly
Friday, September 4, 2009
President's Truther
Our ObamaNation has learned that Van Jones, President Obama's special adviser for Green Jobs, Enterprise, and Innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality, signed in 2004 a petition calling for an "immediate inquiry into evidence that suggests high-level government officials may have deliberately allowed the September 11th attacks to occur."
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that President Obama agrees with Jones that the Republican lead 9-11 attack on New York City was just another indicator of how the Republicans hate mother earth and are willing to do whatever they can to ruin the environment for poor black Americans. Gibbs added that President Obama supports Jones 100% despite the self acclaimed Marxist being to the right of the President on most issues.
Attorney General Holder appointed a special prosecutor to investigate whether the CIA planned the 9-11 attacks. Holder has Jones supplied information indicating that the CIA orchestrated 9-11 so the CIA could justify capturing and torturing innocence Muslims of color.
In other news, House Speaker Pelosi stated she is going to ram her small jet into a tall building if those in power continue to lie to her about her getting a bigger jet.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Look Like Cuba
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrat Representative Diane Watson believes that America is out to destroy any elected including President Obama who "like her" believes Castro is a genius, Cuban health care should be a model for American health reform, and that a communist based form of government is the ideal.
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that the President is working on plans for the government take off of the entire United States economy. Gibbs added the President sees no reason to stop at autos, banks, finance, energy, and health care.
House Speaker Pelosi added President Obama should immediately take over the plane industry because she is tire of flying around in a jet that is simply too small. Pelosi added she is tire of everyone in government lying to her about when she is going to get a bigger jet.
Ace of Base - Cuba Cuba Lyrics
Cuba, Cuba here I come
There's a place in the caribbean sun
Land of future
Land of dreams
Checking for the coast
Cuban cigars
And the last glass in the bar
I see the rise and the fall
Of this down, downtown miami
Give me someone to dance with and love
When the sun goes down
While Fidel is growing his hair
Share in the sun
Givin' us some taps
That's still the one
Where coca cola and coke
Have arrived for consumers
It's so happy and poor
Little country down in the south
We like it
The people, the nature
In other news, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that the President is working on plans for the government take off of the entire United States economy. Gibbs added the President sees no reason to stop at autos, banks, finance, energy, and health care.
House Speaker Pelosi added President Obama should immediately take over the plane industry because she is tire of flying around in a jet that is simply too small. Pelosi added she is tire of everyone in government lying to her about when she is going to get a bigger jet.
Ace of Base - Cuba Cuba Lyrics
Cuba, Cuba here I come
There's a place in the caribbean sun
Land of future
Land of dreams
Checking for the coast
Cuban cigars
And the last glass in the bar
I see the rise and the fall
Of this down, downtown miami
Give me someone to dance with and love
When the sun goes down
While Fidel is growing his hair
Share in the sun
Givin' us some taps
That's still the one
Where coca cola and coke
Have arrived for consumers
It's so happy and poor
Little country down in the south
We like it
The people, the nature
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Want List of CIA
Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Lieberman stated the following concerning the criminal investigation of past CIA activity:
“I respectfully regret this decision by Attorney General Holder and fear our country will come to regret it too because an open ended criminal investigation of past CIA activity, which has already been condemned and prohibited, will have a chilling effect on the men and women of our intelligence community whose uninhibited bravery and skill we depend on every day to protect our homeland from the next terrorist attack. Career prosecutors in the Department of Justice have previously reviewed allegations of abuse and concluded that prosecution was not warranted, with the exception of one CIA contractor who has already been convicted. President Obama has established clear guidelines to ensure that past abuses are not repeated and has stated his desire to look forward rather than backward.
“We cannot take for granted the fact that our homeland has not been attacked since September 11, 2001. That has occurred only because of the constant vigilance and unflinching efforts by those brave individuals in our military, civilian homeland security and counterterrorism agencies, and the intelligence community. These public servants must of course live within the law but they must also be free to do their dangerous and critical jobs without worrying that years from now a future Attorney General will authorize a criminal investigation of them for behavior that a previous Attorney General concluded was authorized and legal.”
In other news, investigation into the CIA use of EITs revealed the following:
"With respect to al Nashiri [redacted] reported two waterboard sessions in November 2002, after which the psychologist / interrogations determined that al Nashiri was compliant. However, after being moved [redacted] al Nashiri was thought to be withholding information. Al Nashiri subsequently received additional EITs, [redacted] but not the waterboard. The Agency then determined al Nashiri to be 'compliant.' Because of the litany of techniques used by different interrogators over a relatively short period of time, it is difficult to identify why exactly al Nashiri became more willing to provide information. However, following the use of EITs, he provided information about his most current operational planning and [redacted] as opposed to the historical information he provided before the use of EITs."
"KSM provided information that helped lead to the arrests of terrorists including Sayfullah Paracha and his son Uzair Paracha, businessmen who Khalid Shaykh Muhammad planned to use to smuggle explosives into the United States; Saleh Almari, a sleeper operative in New York; and Majid Khan, an operative who could enter the United States easily and was tasked to research attacks [redacted]. Khalid Shaykh Muhammad’s information also led to the investigation and prosecution of Iyman Faris, the truck driver arrested in early 2003 in Ohio."
"During the course of this Review, a number of Agency officers expressed unsolicited concern about the possibility of recrimination or legal action resulting from their participation in the CTC program. A number of officers expressed concern that a human rights group might pursue them for activities [redacted]. Additionally, they feared that the Agency would not stand behind them if this occurred."
"One officer expressed concern that one day, Agency officers will wind up on some 'wanted list' to appear before the World Court for war crimes. Another said, 'Ten years from now we're going to be sorry we're doing this...[but] it has to be done.'"
In still other news, Attorney Holder stated that he plans criminal investigations into all government agencies abbreviated using 3 letters then moving to those using 4 letters and so on. Holder added he is hoping to have more special prosecutors than President Obama has czars. Speaker Pelosi added all these agencies are full of liars who deserve to be tortured until she is given a bigger plane.
State Radio - CIA Lyric
Ma ma mama don't look now,
There's red bus coming up along.
I might recommend that when the protests are over,
You will not expect to be so well.
When the capital is crowded with effigies,
And they might do you in if you don't know your country.
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit on the crowd and keep them workin',
And say again.
Ma ma mama don't you see?
'Cause it's just one of them lonely days,
When we say how we fear that the last fence has fallen.
You will not expect to be so welcome to life of a foreign national,
Where are the Americans
Now that they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Since they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs.
“I respectfully regret this decision by Attorney General Holder and fear our country will come to regret it too because an open ended criminal investigation of past CIA activity, which has already been condemned and prohibited, will have a chilling effect on the men and women of our intelligence community whose uninhibited bravery and skill we depend on every day to protect our homeland from the next terrorist attack. Career prosecutors in the Department of Justice have previously reviewed allegations of abuse and concluded that prosecution was not warranted, with the exception of one CIA contractor who has already been convicted. President Obama has established clear guidelines to ensure that past abuses are not repeated and has stated his desire to look forward rather than backward.
“We cannot take for granted the fact that our homeland has not been attacked since September 11, 2001. That has occurred only because of the constant vigilance and unflinching efforts by those brave individuals in our military, civilian homeland security and counterterrorism agencies, and the intelligence community. These public servants must of course live within the law but they must also be free to do their dangerous and critical jobs without worrying that years from now a future Attorney General will authorize a criminal investigation of them for behavior that a previous Attorney General concluded was authorized and legal.”
In other news, investigation into the CIA use of EITs revealed the following:
"With respect to al Nashiri [redacted] reported two waterboard sessions in November 2002, after which the psychologist / interrogations determined that al Nashiri was compliant. However, after being moved [redacted] al Nashiri was thought to be withholding information. Al Nashiri subsequently received additional EITs, [redacted] but not the waterboard. The Agency then determined al Nashiri to be 'compliant.' Because of the litany of techniques used by different interrogators over a relatively short period of time, it is difficult to identify why exactly al Nashiri became more willing to provide information. However, following the use of EITs, he provided information about his most current operational planning and [redacted] as opposed to the historical information he provided before the use of EITs."
"KSM provided information that helped lead to the arrests of terrorists including Sayfullah Paracha and his son Uzair Paracha, businessmen who Khalid Shaykh Muhammad planned to use to smuggle explosives into the United States; Saleh Almari, a sleeper operative in New York; and Majid Khan, an operative who could enter the United States easily and was tasked to research attacks [redacted]. Khalid Shaykh Muhammad’s information also led to the investigation and prosecution of Iyman Faris, the truck driver arrested in early 2003 in Ohio."
"During the course of this Review, a number of Agency officers expressed unsolicited concern about the possibility of recrimination or legal action resulting from their participation in the CTC program. A number of officers expressed concern that a human rights group might pursue them for activities [redacted]. Additionally, they feared that the Agency would not stand behind them if this occurred."
"One officer expressed concern that one day, Agency officers will wind up on some 'wanted list' to appear before the World Court for war crimes. Another said, 'Ten years from now we're going to be sorry we're doing this...[but] it has to be done.'"
In still other news, Attorney Holder stated that he plans criminal investigations into all government agencies abbreviated using 3 letters then moving to those using 4 letters and so on. Holder added he is hoping to have more special prosecutors than President Obama has czars. Speaker Pelosi added all these agencies are full of liars who deserve to be tortured until she is given a bigger plane.
State Radio - CIA Lyric
Ma ma mama don't look now,
There's red bus coming up along.
I might recommend that when the protests are over,
You will not expect to be so well.
When the capital is crowded with effigies,
And they might do you in if you don't know your country.
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit on the crowd and keep them workin',
And say again.
Ma ma mama don't you see?
'Cause it's just one of them lonely days,
When we say how we fear that the last fence has fallen.
You will not expect to be so welcome to life of a foreign national,
Where are the Americans
Now that they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Since they fractured your country?
Don't you ever let us down C.I.A.
I know you'll never let us down C.I.A.,
As you sit and call in sick your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs protecting.
Your empire needs.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Gateway Drug
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama and the Democrat Congress consider the public option to be the equivalent of a gateway drug to single payer socialized medical system.
Congressman Barney 'Ballpark' Frank is on record saying public option will lead to single payer. President Obama and Speaker Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi have always favored single payer socialized medicine.
Let us not be Franked. Just say No to ObamaDontCare.
Parody of Broken Society - Gateway Drug Lyrics
My own will leaves me suspended learn to appreciate another
Public option Public option Public option
I don't know but I think I used to care
about someone or something in this life
But that'd mean I'd have to get up from my throne
which means it doesn't matter anyway
Obama is the only way
I don't wanna see him take me away. hey!
But i don't wanna see him go away. hey!
I think i might be losing my way. hey!
The gateway drug has left me H'insane in a Broken Society. hey!
Congressman Barney 'Ballpark' Frank is on record saying public option will lead to single payer. President Obama and Speaker Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi have always favored single payer socialized medicine.
Let us not be Franked. Just say No to ObamaDontCare.
Parody of Broken Society - Gateway Drug Lyrics
My own will leaves me suspended learn to appreciate another
Public option Public option Public option
I don't know but I think I used to care
about someone or something in this life
But that'd mean I'd have to get up from my throne
which means it doesn't matter anyway
Obama is the only way
I don't wanna see him take me away. hey!
But i don't wanna see him go away. hey!
I think i might be losing my way. hey!
The gateway drug has left me H'insane in a Broken Society. hey!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
The H Is Almost Silent
Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H. Obama's middle name is actually pronouncement H'insane where the H is almost silent.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Additionally we have learned that this President similar to our previous President likes to give his closes advisers nicknames. There are Joe 'Mytime' Biden, Hillary 'Myomy' Clinton, Nancy 'Pullinga' Pelosi, Harry 'Cashandcarry' Reid, Eric 'Thenreleasethem' Holder, Robert 'Byebye' Bird, Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs, Bill 'Neverhadnotonce' Clinton and Barney 'Ballpark' Frank to name a few of the President's favorites.
The air was icecold and the H almost silent inside the Hall of Sacred Lies.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Fan No Longer
Our ObamaNation has learned that House Speaker Pelosi has grown on her views toward protesters. In 2006 when George W. Bush was president, Congressman Pelosi stated
"I'm a fan of disruptors."
but now she realizes such disruptions are a negative factor to real debate on the important issues facing America.
Speaker Pelosi added many of today's disruptors are nothing more than villain agents of that lying CIA and are the primary reason she has to travel in a government supplied jet that is simply too small.
"I'm a fan of disruptors."
but now she realizes such disruptions are a negative factor to real debate on the important issues facing America.
Speaker Pelosi added many of today's disruptors are nothing more than villain agents of that lying CIA and are the primary reason she has to travel in a government supplied jet that is simply too small.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Do You Really
Our ObamaNation is wondering do you really want the government to be in charge of your health care?
Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Do you really want the people, such as Obama, Bush, Cheney, Biden, Clinton, Gore, Peolis, Reid, Frank, Spector, Kennedy, Dodd, McCain, Kerry, etc, who brought you the 50 cent stamp, the housing crisis, the mortgage crisis, the banking crisis, the Katrina crisis, the debt crisis, the Iraq war, illegal immigration, 10% unemployment, 50% tax rate, TARP, auto bailout, trillion dollar stimulus, 4 trillion dollar budget, the $2 trillion deficit, the $12 trillion debt, to be responsible for deciding how much health care you are allotted at any stage in your life?
Let us not be Franked. Just say no to Obama Care.
Digital Doctor
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democratic Representative Sheila Jackson-Lee believes that Obama Care must be expanded to cover doctored videos.
Congress Frank stated he likes to video all of his patients when he is playing doctor.
Congress Pelosi stated she has many undoctored videos of the CIA lying to her.
Congress Frank stated he likes to video all of his patients when he is playing doctor.
Congress Pelosi stated she has many undoctored videos of the CIA lying to her.
Evil Mongers and Villains
Our ObamaNation has learned that Senator Reid considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, an evil monger.
House Speaker Pelosi considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, a villain and an agent of the CIA.
Senator Boxer considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting well dressed, a villain and an evil monger.
President Obama never allows anyone into his town hall meetings that has not taken a pledge of allegiance to Obama and his policies.
Congress Frank considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting and is willing to play patience while he plays doctor, a villain and an evil monger.
House Speaker Pelosi considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting to object to any policy proposed by President Obama, a villain and an agent of the CIA.
Senator Boxer considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting well dressed, a villain and an evil monger.
President Obama never allows anyone into his town hall meetings that has not taken a pledge of allegiance to Obama and his policies.
Congress Frank considers anyone, who attends a town hall meeting and is willing to play patience while he plays doctor, a villain and an evil monger.
Pretend Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that Democrats for Obama are pretending to be doctors at Congressional town hall meetings. Our ObamaNation has also learned that the President and Congressional members at these meetings are pretending they know something about health care.
Congress Frank stated he very much enjoys dressing up and playing doctor. Speaker of the House Pelosi stated she likes playing Nurse Fuzzywuzzy when Mrs. Heines Kerry is not available. Senator Reid stated he very much enjoys taking care of the many elderly and sickly elected to serve in the United States Senate.
Congress Frank stated he very much enjoys dressing up and playing doctor. Speaker of the House Pelosi stated she likes playing Nurse Fuzzywuzzy when Mrs. Heines Kerry is not available. Senator Reid stated he very much enjoys taking care of the many elderly and sickly elected to serve in the United States Senate.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Town Meeting Health Care
Our ObamaNation has learned that House Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid are recommending that there be an In Your Face public option for insuring all Americans who merely want to attend a town meeting.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
This insurance would only cover injury that occurred due to direct involvement in a town meeting while at a town meeting. The only requirement for being covered is you must be a supporter of whatever Obama Policy that is being pushed at the moment at the town meeting.
The Boxer Amendment states those that are well dressed will not be covered unless that individual can show a pattern of having donated to Obama in the past.
The Pelosi Amendment states that the agents of the CIA and anyone else who ever lied to her are not covered.
The Holder Amendment states that those that are not cowards and talk about racist as a negative impact on people of color in America are covered independent of location.
Congressman Frank stated he supports the In Your Face public option as well as the In Your Pants Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles public option. Congress Frank is pushing for this In Your Face legislation to be extended to cover town meetings, public bath houses, and rest areas. Franks added he cannot actually remember the last time he has been anywhere else.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that President Obama is planning to extend the In Your Face medical care to all Americans who blindly support his every whim.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Americans Acting Stupidly
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama has decided that Americans are simply acting stupidly in their opposition to Obama Care.
Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.
Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.
Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.
Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.
Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.
Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.
Senator Boxer stated sure the well dressed have good health care but what about health care for those Americans that simply cannot afford clothes.
Speaker Pelosi stated the insurance companies are villains and the CIA lied to her about health care. Speaker Pelosi then added she deserved a bigger jet.
Attorney General Holder stated the American people are simply cowards when its comes to speaking out honestly about the need for socialist medicine especially for those of color.
Senator Reid stated we have a plan to add 2 billion to Cash for Doctors and is hopeful the plan can be extended to include all those in the medical field.
Congress Frank added that he will support any health care plan that includes the phrase single payer or bend over and grab your ankles.
Let us Not be Franked. Just say No to Obama.
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