First Time Pride

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

The most common phrase heard in Massachusetts on January 20, 2010 is the following:

"For the first time in my adult life, I feel proud to be a Massachusetts resident."

Term Limits

Our ObamaNation has learned that President and Former Community Organizer Barack H'insane Obama has rejected the idea of imposing ObamaDontCare on the Congress.

White House Press Secretary Robert 'Ogee' Gibbs stated that after careful review the President has decided that imposing the Obama Kennedy Care on Congress considering their age and their health would be an indirect form of term limits and as such is unconstitutional.

In other news, the 535 members of Congress spend more on Botox than all but 5 nations in the world spend on health care annually.

Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits Lyrics

A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

Obama Lies Unemployment Rise

The CEO of Caterpillar, contary to the comments made by President Obama, stated that passage of the stimulus package would not delay the layoffs at his company.

Obama Arrested

George Obama, half brother of President Obama, was arrested for drug possession by the Kenya police.